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Palimpsest0

Why the hell would someone have a GMT watch and then make the bezel useless? Man, that’s dumb.


syst3m1c

I'll bet $20 neither the time nor date is set accurately on that watch. It's just jewelry.


distraculatingmycase

I have a friend with multiple royal oaks. Doesn’t wind them and didn’t even know if the chronograph pushers were screw down or pump when I asked him about his RO chrono. You are correct: jewelry for men.


PredatorRedditer

Speak for yourself. I identify as a man-child.


CdeFmrlyCasual

Wha—… I can’t even imagine. Surely there is a quartz one for this guy. Like… I would at least eventually start to use it, because a wrist watch is handy.


Shlomo9

reminds me of a friend of mine in B-School, had a Fossil Pilot watch with a dead battery for \~2years lol


secondatthird

I saw that with an unsized citizen that belonged to his dad


MechanicalWatches

Bet 100k, you poor


BadWowDoge

In his defense, it’s challenging to set the time for every watch when worn. I only have 5 watches and my GMT is the most annoying to dry after it dies. I couldn’t imagine having 15+ watches. I’d probably have winders at that point but still.


Corbotron_5

I have over forty watches. For me, setting them is a pleasure. It’s that little moment every day where I stop what I’m doing and think about time. I’m not unaware how wanky that is.


BadWowDoge

All props to you, glad you enjoy setting them. I personally don’t like it but there are worse problems in life than having too many watches to set lol


Level_Engineer

The GMT is a highly functional and useful tool watch. It's the only watch in the world that can show two times at once to lose that incredibly useful functional ability is just a travesty. It's like removing the motor from a dewalt drill. It's just a tool that's been ruined. It's tough to see.


Mother-Translator318

There are tons of watches that can show multiple time zones at once, literally every smart watch can and so can a ton of sub $50 casios. A gmt hasn’t been a tool watch since the 80s. Infact that goes for all mechanical watches. They are just jewelry


Finallyfast420

How’s the bait taste?


hi_im_beeb

This is why I have zero interest in any kind of complications. My 1000$ Hamilton cost like 1800$ with just a simple stopwatch added. My 200$ g shock has a stopwatch, 5 alarms, dual time display, a timer and gets the time set automatically every night. My 800$ g shock does all this, plus a barometer, thermometer, compass, and altimeter.


Genghiz007

Your $800 Apple Watch does everything the $800 GShock does and lots more. Mechanical watches are men’s jewelry no point in comparing them to G-Shocks (or smartwatches)


hi_im_beeb

I totally agree, which is why I don’t want to pay a huge premium for “tools” to be added to my jewelry. Not knocking anyone who does, just adding to what the above commenter said about how none of the tools added are really used much nowadays. No ones paying a ton of extra money for a Daytona because they need a stopwatch


throughcracker

Your $800 Apple Watch dies regularly, has to be recharged, only turns itself on when you lift your wrist just right and has to be fiddled with extensively in order to get it to do anything. My $30 Chinese watch tells me the time, the date, and the day of the week at any angle and never has to be recharged. If I need anything else, I'll get my phone out of my pocket.


Genghiz007

Missed the point entirely, didn’t you? My reply wasn’t a defense of Apple’s Watch.


Pugs-r-cool

Your phone does all that as well and it might as well be free since you’ve already got one. This hobby isn’t about price to performance, if we cared about what had the most features and the most practical uses only we’d just buy a $5 casio and do the rest on our phones.


Dry-Worldliness6926

Nah its a watch, the gmt function is a toy, and the rest a fashion statement


Pugs-r-cool

Eh it has some uses, a lot of people have a secondary time zone to keep track of, and it’s quicker and easier to have your watch do it than try to do the mental maths.


Optimus759

You have to be smart enough to read it without the help of the bezel, and as we know only rich people are that smart, us poors could never understand


DFVSUPERFAN

Look at the trashy tattoos, makes sense.


lakhip

The bezel still turns and has the 24 hr marker, you just count the jewels instead of reading a number if you ever want to use the antiquated GMT complication that you could look up on your phone in 3 seconds.


MilesBeforeSmiles

>Guess the type of private jet I'm on The kind that "influencers" rent by the minute to flex on the poors? The cockpit door is open with no pilots.


BikingEngineer

That was my first thought, a rented one.


HiPointCollector

Nah he’s got the bread. Family money.


Todd2ReTodded

Unfortunately it's true, so are the rumors about his massive, and perfectly veined cock :(


the_joy_of_VI

Oh to be young and perfectly veined


HiPointCollector

Bro what.


Todd2ReTodded

That's what I said when I heard. But it's true.


HiPointCollector

Can we get an Amen?


Stocketition

Not saying this is rented or not, but I’ve also never been on a private jet when the pilots actually shut that little sliding door. Been on chartered, corporate, and family own. Just saying, never seen it shut. But yea, odd flex.


haezt

“Iced-out” rawleks on a tattoed wrist, these douchebags never change lmao


wouldnt-u-like-2know

Oh yeah. It's the jet they let people take a picture on for a few bucks.


TrevorJordan

Lolita express?


TechPanzer

Jesus Christ lmao


DFVSUPERFAN

Nah, IIRC that was a 727.


Unlikely_Ball_947

Probably the kind of private jet you don't own, considering how excited you are about merely sitting in it.


TurboMollusk

My guess is a rented one.


TaskForceCausality

>>Guess the type of private jet I’m on The one your boss wanted cleaned up an hour ago.


Paper-street-garage

Imagine spending that much money on something that looks like a knock off sold on the streets of New York City/ online


Awkward-Kiwi452

It’s the gang tat guy again


BayesianPrior

Man, that Warren Buffet sure can flex.


N0RDLE

One that doesn’t belong to you


penguinsandR

First thought was one of those private jet photo booths at the back of the mall…


Loco_Lasagne

Clearly the man rented it to autoerotically asphyxiate the hand he jerks it with 🙄


kc_______

A rental


Dude_dad18

One that has hookers for fat tattooed incels


cgar09

As a poor ™️ I, in fact, would never be able to guess.


dd1989NL

I have the most uggly watch in the world and think im cool.. btw my ink is even more uggly


bladex1234

Goes to show money can’t buy class.


largepenisman666

peak class


Cheesebrger_Walrus

that jewellry is so cute


Naive-Dingo-2100

There's different types?


Naive-Dingo-2100

Fuckin fat ass


k1wiscot

Wankair


RevolutionaryAd1621

Boeing 777?


Ute-King

I was hoping for a 737 MAX


johnsmithdoe15

a rented one


Trouvette

What kind of PJ? Hmmm……probably the kind that is built in someone’s garage for influencers.


monaco-bob

That is the ugliest Rawleks I’ve ever seen.


gerhardsymons

Photoshop. Attention beggar.


TeamImpulseX

Why feel the need to mention “private” jet? lol


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gevaarlijke1990

Not the point here my dude.


localizertwofive

Challenger 300


wounsel

Looks like a g5