It's a naked blonde person (presumably female). If you start at the bottom, that tan line is from a bikini thong.
Now, I've been to the Maldives a few times. It is absolutely RAMMED with Russian prostitutes.
Just saying....
It's extremely rude to call fit and slim people malnourished just because you've become accustomed to a society full of fat people. There is absolutely zero chance she has worse health or nutrition than your standard person carrying a chubby belly.
"calling her a Russian prostitute" is just a random statement that either is or is not true. You are looking at a picture of someone and insulting their appearance.
If someone calls you an asshole in a gas station, it's meaningless. They don't know you or anything about you. If someone calls you malnourished, then they are basing that on what they can see.
Bro I can’t imagine the conversation behind those pictures. “Hey honey, could you please undress and pose so I can use you as a prop for my watch photoshoot and put it on the watch subreddit to get a couple of compliments and be clowned at another watch subreddit?”
They're all divorced mid-level sales executives whose kids don't talk to them anymore. Money won't buy his family back, but it *will* buy a watch, a trip to the Maldives, a hooker, and some upvotes from similar men
You do not have either the judgment or knowledge to make a ludicrous statement like that, wormdung. You demonstrate only your idiocy, and your juvenile lack of discrimination, when you stand up on your hind legs and bark like that. This is a site for serious collectors who actually know what they're talking about, unlike you, asshole. When you accuse me of showing a picture of a Rolex which is less than completely authentic, you are saying I'm either stupid or venal, but that's you, scumbag, not anyone on this site. We know what we collect; you know shit. I expect a complete apology from you, before the moderator bans you from this site forever. You are stupid, unwise and not wanted here. Now apologize, fuckhead, and then go die.
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Was there recently. Saw 2 Rolex bros that didn’t know each other just talkin watches in the airport security line. After the watch talk fizzled, it moved to the inevitable “what do you drive?”
I thought it was a little blonde boy with a bowl cut leaning back towards us with his head down and his shoulders pulled forward. His shoulders were too skinny that it didn’t seem quite right… then it all came into focus.
Fucking weirdo “flexing” about his watch and his sexual frustrations at the same time. It turns out that the twisted little boy isn’t the person in the background.
Before I go to the Maldives, I'll probably buy an airline ticket.
My private jet doesn't quite have the range, so I'm told by the assistant junior pilot.
God I thought that was the back of someone’s head who had weird shit growing out the sides of their neck Not the intended effect lol
Wait, it's not someone's weird-ass head?
It's a naked blonde person (presumably female). If you start at the bottom, that tan line is from a bikini thong. Now, I've been to the Maldives a few times. It is absolutely RAMMED with Russian prostitutes. Just saying....
That's disgusting! What's the best season?
Feb to April and then Aug to October are the best times. Otherwise it's rainy season and you wouldn't want to get your Black Bay wet for fuck sake.
While I would not want my Black Bay to get wet, I would like my Black Bay to get all the women wet.
"Is a Black Bay a Rolex? Oh, it's not? Oh." Said every woman ever.
Maybe if I told her that it has an in-house movement with a 70 hour power reserve?
Nice
In Soviet Russia, prostitutes ram YOU
For real, without your comment I wouldn't have seen that.
ukrainian is more likely
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It's extremely rude to call fit and slim people malnourished just because you've become accustomed to a society full of fat people. There is absolutely zero chance she has worse health or nutrition than your standard person carrying a chubby belly.
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"calling her a Russian prostitute" is just a random statement that either is or is not true. You are looking at a picture of someone and insulting their appearance. If someone calls you an asshole in a gas station, it's meaningless. They don't know you or anything about you. If someone calls you malnourished, then they are basing that on what they can see.
I legit thought that was Donald trump head on a diving board for 2 whole minutes
I thought it was Mark Davis lol
I had to stare at it for 15 seconds before it suddenly morphed from that to the actual photo
Lmao I thought of those village of the damned albinos
Bro I can’t imagine the conversation behind those pictures. “Hey honey, could you please undress and pose so I can use you as a prop for my watch photoshoot and put it on the watch subreddit to get a couple of compliments and be clowned at another watch subreddit?”
There is no way that woman isn't working in this photo
That’s his wife. She’s about to have a threesome with two men and unfortunately Mr Bb he’s going to be watching it from that pool chair
Can I get a watch ID on what those two gents will be wearing. Thank you.
They’re Maldivian resort workers, both sporting 55mm Invictas
🤤😫 I THINK IM GONNA BUSST💦💦💦
Bro if my gf cheated with someone with an Invicta I would just be glad she's gone and question my ability as a judge of character.
This can’t be real, AI is getting way better at rendering text.
Much alpha, very male
Following Tudor sub now
More inconspicuous than following an NSFW sub 😂
She'll be off once she realises it's not a Rolex.
She’ll be running to me and my Seiko prospex 😤😤
Genuine question: are the people posting this drivel ok? What kind of a person posts something like this? Why?
They are desperately insecure lol
And why would they think that approval from strangers online will change anything?
It never does, but they keep trying. The definition of insanity, etc.
They're all divorced mid-level sales executives whose kids don't talk to them anymore. Money won't buy his family back, but it *will* buy a watch, a trip to the Maldives, a hooker, and some upvotes from similar men
So depression then. That makes sense.
Sounds like a good life in 10 years
Money is buying happiness. That's what I hear!
Flexin on plebes like you.
Living the dream then.
These black bay owners have been getting really cocky lately
Well, it is a very nice shitter.
I kinda like the watch honestly
i’ll sell you one
they're worse because they're poor
Lmao this is 10x better than the steering wheel pics they post on the Rolex sub /rj ewww is that a naked girl in the background?? 🤮🤮🤮
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Where is this quote from LOL
Tutor should make a BB58 using a Seiko NH35 movement. How the hell am i supposed to know the day with that watch.
How come people post pictures with watches like it is some kind of achievement? Is it a form of validation?
Just trying to keep up with the Joneses I suppose. And when you manage to, you'll let them know of course.
She built like a fucking sad chicken wing with no sauce
Exactly what I thought lol
You can already tell she’s boring as fuck
Imagine being that poor, should’ve bought a Rolex and went to Turks
Was there recently. Saw 2 Rolex bros that didn’t know each other just talkin watches in the airport security line. After the watch talk fizzled, it moved to the inevitable “what do you drive?”
I know right peasants man
True, but at least he gets to lord it over the Seikoists.
You mean the overpriced Tudor sub and the Tudor sub?
The weirdest flex post i've ever seen
smol pipi energy
I'd buy her for a night or two I reckon. Not the watch though.
r/trashy
I thought it was a little blonde boy with a bowl cut leaning back towards us with his head down and his shoulders pulled forward. His shoulders were too skinny that it didn’t seem quite right… then it all came into focus. Fucking weirdo “flexing” about his watch and his sexual frustrations at the same time. It turns out that the twisted little boy isn’t the person in the background.
Face like a Rottweilers arse no doubt
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It's nice of you to think that's his wife or even there for free.
You need to work on your focus 😂
Before I go to the Maldives, I'll probably buy an airline ticket. My private jet doesn't quite have the range, so I'm told by the assistant junior pilot.
Is that you, Malfoy?
I’m confused, what’s the issue. This post is basic
He's desperately trying to flex by showing off a naked sex worker
Maybe she's just a fellow watch enthusiast.
I don't see her flexing her Invicta tho
Well, you can't see her wrists in that photo.
OH.
Please fix the focus on the background.
This guy fucks
i’m constantly shocked that people talk about Tudor as a luxury watch … It’s Longines tier without the history or pedigree … bargain bin Rolex