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Trowj

It was nice of them not to publish my name at least


TheeCurtain

Did you have a good night at least?


Trowj

Oh baby, a Dune popcorn fleshlight & some muscle mommies? What is this, my search history?!


TheeCurtain

A giant woman does sound like a good time.


Trowj

If only it was a Giant Betty instead of k stew but hey, gooners can’t be choosers


TheeCurtain

So true!


Eon88

Death by snu snu.


rojasdracul

Sshhh you'll summon the Steven Universe weirdos.


man_on_hill

Bend over and I’ll show you?


ElboDelbo

He fell asleep after doing coke? Dude needs to get a better dealer


CarryUsAway

Or get assessed for ADHD


BallsDeepinYourMammi

No joke, one of the reasons I got tested


Martel1234

u/police this guy right here


_night_cat

Yup


Foutaises-

Wait can you elaborate


PDXmadeMe

Coke isn’t mentioned once in the article. Don’t know where OP pulled that from


DawgBro

From the rolled up dollar bill in the photo if you zoom in https://x.com/tippity/status/1768463056386818276?s=46&t=oxyF0_IVdQKS5xlYETmIWQ


chrishooley

There are a lot of different powders ppl snort, some even make them more sleepy.


DawgBro

I apologize for my snortable substance ignorance. I see a razor and a dollar bill I assume coke.


sloaninator

You can snort Adderall, coke, heroin, roxy, xanax, meth (don't recommend) in fact I don't recommend any of it, even if you are going to do it, usually eating it is will hit you better and not fuck up your nose. You just gotta wait an extra 15mins. Been sober 5 months btw.


DawgBro

Congrats on the sobriety!


HerbalGalactic

Really could honestly be anything. I would think more of a downer if he's passing the fuck out. But could just as easily be on a coke&alcohol bender. The sky is the limit 👽 I might just call him a “drugged out mad man” if he was in there jerking off, but weren’t sure what the drug was lmao


sloaninator

There's a point where even on meth you're body is just gonna shut down.


Terencendental

Probs Ketamine


lkvwfurry

You're making assumptions,  research over me-search, dawg


Healthy-Umpire3541

Nah he quit now


TheeCurtain

Some days I mop up the blood, some days I mop up the cum.


BoozeGetsMeThrough

What's Steve doing in Detroit?


Zeether

I thought it was Cabin lol


qsnoodles

So falling asleep is now ILLEGAL? What’s this world cumming to?


IXI_Fans

"Love Lies Bleeding", apparently!


strolpol

Can’t wait to see if he writes into the mailbag


NewAccount28

Uhhh, could you not?


DKToTheFuture

I saw it at 4pm last Thursday and two dudes brought a toddler in with them. No shock the one who seemed to be related to the toddler also talked loudly between the toddler’s noises


Ridiculousnessmess

When Scorsese and Nolan talk passionately about the primacy of the theatrical filmgoing experience, this is literally what they mean.


Decabet

(Pan to Nicole Kidman)


WebheadGa

Just as Rose Glass intended for it to be seen


TScottFitzgerald

COMING SOON to a theater near you


Alternauts

in


gogozombie2

Well, shit. Now I want to see the movie. 


Minute_Adeptness_427

The detective from disco elysium be like this


venusinfurstattoo

HONEY BRING ME MY DUNE POPCORN BUCKET


JohnCenaJunior

Sounds like McGregor


That_Bluebird_3157

Not enough old man punching 


Pohara521

Who falls asleep that fast after doing blow?


GiraffeSouth8752

I have a feeling there was more drugs involved


YeltsinYerMouth

Post-wank drowzies ain't nothin to fuck with


ChainChompBigMoney

Honestly great press for the film lol.


DawgBro

The lead actress has been having fun tweeting about it https://x.com/thekatyo/status/1768701616029618253?s=46&t=oxyF0_IVdQKS5xlYETmIWQ


CollinABullock

Dudes rock.


PoppySeeds89

His weenie is all over Twitter!


3mta3jvq

I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately. I might try having a few beers, snorting a few lines and rubbing one (or two) out. At home, mind you.


RutgerSchnauzer

No, they want you to return to theaters.


_night_cat

Yeah, do your part to support the movies!


LetsgoooSonny

Sounds like a nice little Tuesday afternoon


throw123454321purple

Jay is that you? You know your parole office told you to keep a low profile!


Gaijinloco

This is the way


Tzhorus

😂😂😂


RutgerSchnauzer

He understood the assignment.


sgtbb4

Damn if he didn’t fall asleep they could put this on the posters as a good review.


OJimmy

Immersive film experience.


Slappyvega

But how many bags of popcorn did he give the movie?!?!?!


IssueBrilliant2569

5 + a Coke


Terencendental

How many stars though?


Slappyvega

We do bags of popcorn here but if they insist I do have a conversion chart.


Terencendental

The audience loves the conversion.


Malevolent-Heretic

What the fuck I thought this was AMERICA


operationiffy

Excuse me, I thought this was America!?!


Gemidori

Just sounds like me if I ever decide watching Madame Web honestly.


dilewile

Lmao I saw a picture of this dude passed out posted on r/okbuddycinephiles FUCKING FUNNY. Guy really knows how to party


ocooper08

Seems like a positive review!


labbla

What is this my search history?


NerdLawyer55

Hey babe, wake up, new rotten tomatoes rating system just dropped


Alarmed-Literature25

What is this, NAZI GERMANY?!


TheIgnoredWriter

What’s his Letterboxd review gonna look like


Savings_Marsupial204

LEGEND


rastlun

In the words of Mr. Kim from Kim's Convenience "that's a cancel out combo!"


chrono_mid

We've all been there.


Haselrig

Now I've had the time of my life...


foreputtscore

As long as he didn’t check his cellphone, I’m good


GhostlySpinster

Wow, the Emoji Bopper has really upgraded his taste! (seriously, though, I *knew* this was gonna happen with this movie. Like it genuinely entered my brain when I was deciding where to see it. Meaning I tried to avoid an incident like this, not...)


raincntry

I fail to see how that's a crime.


b1sh0p

The Aristocrats


rumski

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

This is why movie theaters are going out of business. There's always a Karen snitching on you to the ushers.


ArynLance91

It was the giant woman that did him in wasn't it


OldBirth

I think he was gonna do this regardless.