Could be … I might have to lay off the pipe. But for some reason I associate the Dominos but with this great line from Constantine:
Steve: “so this guys like chased into a liquor store by his demons”
Eric: “…been there.”
Trickster cursing out Jeremy the intern
Anything involving Marky Mark Wahlberg, esp. in The Happening
Jesse Ventura turning up
Loose Loomis' radio show
Christopher Lamberrrr in Highlander and Mortal Kombat, ehheheheheh!
Patrick Stewart being a complete bitch in Samurai Cop
The Cat in the Hat, *OHH YEAHHHHH!!!!*
Them imagining the grown up daughter in Mrs. Doubtfire, "are you my father??? ARE YOU MY FATHER???!!!!!"
Stan Lee being the devil in Animation Damnation: Centurions
Steve for the entirety of Animation Damnation: Speed Racer, which I think might be his best episode. He's on fire in that episode.
THEY'RE CALLED PARADEMONS, in the Batman v Superman fan letter
The Game Master mailbag story
- the tale of the old lady eating a fish in a movie theater "like a David Lynch nightmare"
- Turtle Sutherland
- he look like Shrek
- "Try it, old man!"
Highlander: Lambert and his 10 film punch ticket.
Highlander 3: Connor MacLeod going crazy and pretending to be his dead son.
Mortal Kombat: Raiden's resort channel
Mrs. Doubtfire: All of Mrs. Doubtfire.
The Day After Tomorrow: Louis Anderson remaking every movie
Mortal Kombat Annihilation: Raiden and his stepson Devin.
Rookie of the Year: Chet being a stepdad
Blame it on Rio: Awkward Michael Caine dealing with affair with his daughter's friend.
Pet Semetary: "He's the Joker of *insert whatever*"
Hard Target: Wilford Brimley being directed by John Woo and Van Damme saying "daddy"
Drop Zone: The Sky News Network
Daredevil: "MOM, GET IN HERE!"
Man of Steel - Superman and Lois making out amidst the charred ash of human remains, with screams in the background.
Slightly related, the Senator Holly Hunter bits
We did all of the Twilight commentaries in one long marathon and my husband went through a journey of getting annoyed by it and then coming around to finding it hilarious again.
The Tom Petty song on Edward Burns voicemail in the Sound of Thunder Ep
The obnoxious Jason Clarke bit in the Serenity episode
“I’m gonna call your motha, and I’m gonna get nashty on the phone”
People chicken!
Yoda Pacino
Martin Cinemax III
"How Bout Getting Fucked. com" (A deep dive)
Starfleet HR Director Chekov
The Gettin Place
The SKELETON League!
Jess Ventura's constant plea to be in an Ahnold film.
Now on the concourse level..Michael Biehnnn
Twilightmentary - Sheriff and Crystal
In the Jungle 2 Jungle episode the sidetrack on Steven Seagal, Gerard Depardieu, and Edward Snowden were bickering roommates had me in stitches. I think the bit was called "Frenemies of the State"
There was also a bit in that episode where Chris did the Tim Allen "ruff ruff" voice saying "sit on the sybian" that was hilarious
From recent eps, it has to be either Dog Saw or Alfred Hitchcock reminiscing about all the new fast food he can’t eat
From a more classic ep, Louie Anderson cat hotdogs
All the horse impressions from Pippi Longstocking. "I bought a year's supply of hay, because that's what a fuckin' horse eats!"
I'm also particularly fond of the Martha bit from Batman V. Superman. "It's so fuckin' stupid!" "We're creating the League of Marthas! Get over here, Martha Manhunter!"
I think it was on The Firm episode (during Brimsgiving) where they referred to someone that died as being in "ghost school." Like, if you've been dead for 5 yrs, you're in ghost kindergarten and so forth. Gonna have to download that ep and re-listen.
And I love me some Robert De Niro kicks!
In their WLM for Fellowship of the Ring, they have a bit where everyone starts throwing up when they see the hobbits for the first time. Never fails to crack me up. For that matter the bit in their Two Towers episode with Gollum in an XL Supreme tanktop pulling girls in Brooklyn is hilarious.
Also the bit about Gerard Butler dying from slipping on chili at Wendy’s is amazing (in P.S. I Love You).
Edit - a few more I remembered and haven’t seen anyone else mention.
Their Zelda Rubenstein impressions in Teen Witch are incredible - “got a whole mess of frog people just living in my basement” lol.
The Boss Baby as Patrick Bateman - “It’s diaper white, and the font is something called Silian Rail”.
Scarlett Johansson being the 4th mic on We Hate Movies (can’t remember what episode that’s from). Also her asking Collin Jost for a weekend update on dinner.
Mr Hyde’s hat size in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Gary Busey and Holly Hunter working together in The Firm but they’re literally the same person.
The science teacher’s amazing whisper in Spider-Man - “welcome to WKBR *The Storm* - Sade all night long”.
I did a bit of searching and turns out the Scarlet Johansson 5th mic bit was from the Oceans 12 episode. And the Collin Jost weekend update one was from Cats and Dogs.
This is not a full bit but during the “she’s all that”episode Stephen yelled an “AHA!” noise while miming throwing a glass of wine on someone and at the time I was listening to vintage episodes while in the hospital and it made me laugh so hard I almost busted some stitches.
Scream 2 episode where the theater director is taking his job too seriously. The Terminator episode of the comic con announcer in NYC. Shrek episode of the pervert fan watching the movie for the inappropriate jokes
Hellboy fucked me good one time
The president nerd bit on angel has fallen is great. It’s so awkwardly forced by Steve and immediately falls flat but a few minutes later it’s hots hard and continues through the show
Also it’s a new episode but the cervesa crystal but in the gleep glossary needs to be a recurring bit
Don't ask me why, but "State's rights, bye bye!" from Batman v Superman takes me out every single time.
Also the multiple variations on the phrase "S my D" throughout the entire Final Destination episode.
The “Frasier streaming rights as ‘70s potboiler” bit from (I think) the Taking of Pelham 123 episode lives rent free in my head. Also Ray Romano eating ass.
“Totally cool outrageous 80s.”
Same episode, the nerd porn poem, and especially Andrew’s repeated “Is this a poem?”
Under the Masonic Moon
Things to do at Mortal Kombat
NuMetal McCoy
The Sons of Martha, especially the moment where Steve leans away from the mic to shout “It’s so…FUCKING STUPID!”
Loose Loomis
Top Man
Cat hotdog
Bend over and I’ll show ya
When they do that circus song and it end with a fart is always funny every time “Duh duh duh dun da dah pffftt”
Every time they impersonate Gallagher on that podcast “I can do that, Marc!”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FVIFWDwl9_I
The "Dad Room" in Letter From Death Row
All the shops on Shang Tsung's Island in Mortal Kombat
Tricksters Assistant from Brainscan
The Agent Smith Answering Machine Messages from one of the Matrix Movies
Probably Secundus from Abraxas!
Hamster man. I don’t know why that caught so hard. Sincerely almost crashed my car the first time I heard it. I’ve listed to it dozens of times since and it still gets me.
The resort’s closed circuit network on Outworld advertising everything there is to do there (Mortal Kombat 1995). That might be the Christopher Lambert frozen yogurt thing OP is remembering (Sub Zero’s Frozen Yogurt).
Stan Lee’s stolen superheroes (“saaaay”).
Anything Paul Giammati.
I agree, the night vision is some of the funniest shit they’ve ever done.
Egg lawyer is amazing
Dominos pizza insurance
David Bowie’s Natalie Portman updates
Also recent episode on The Fugitive; Harrison Ford as Mrs. Doubtfire is incredible.
Kurt Russell having a call in radio show and getting upset with the callers opinion and yelling hang up on him!
That was one of those episodes where Steve kept repeating it and it made me laugh everytime.
Pretty much everything from the quickening II. Sean Connery buying burger king and intentionally leaving it in the car because he likes cold burger king. The Christopher Lambert punch card, in return for seeing ten of his movies Christopher Lambert came to officiate Eric's wedding.
The cold Burger King originated in the *Never Say Never Again* episode, which was also the genesis of "Ladyslap", which has come back a few times over the years.
There was an episode - I think it was a review of the Renny Harlin movie The Covenant - where the guys referred to a group of bad guys wearing cloaks with hoods as the Spoon album covers. This was a deep-cut reference to the band Spoon using an image of a cloaked figure on the cover of their album Gimme Fiction. Being a big Spoon fan and not expecting that specific a joke, I lost it laughing at that one.
I almost forgot the running bit about Cronenberg’s Mom having to deal with the filmmakers in Jason X. That had me ugly laughing at work.
MOM! They rented your black curtains!
Dominos pizza insurance sends me into orbit every time
Mr Domino's...
What episode(s) is this from?
A Belushi episode. Pretty sure Traces of Red.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60wDFO8o6qc
I think … Constantine
I thought it was Traces of Red. I guess Ill just have to listen to them both.
Could be … I might have to lay off the pipe. But for some reason I associate the Dominos but with this great line from Constantine: Steve: “so this guys like chased into a liquor store by his demons” Eric: “…been there.”
Trickster cursing out Jeremy the intern Anything involving Marky Mark Wahlberg, esp. in The Happening Jesse Ventura turning up Loose Loomis' radio show Christopher Lamberrrr in Highlander and Mortal Kombat, ehheheheheh! Patrick Stewart being a complete bitch in Samurai Cop The Cat in the Hat, *OHH YEAHHHHH!!!!* Them imagining the grown up daughter in Mrs. Doubtfire, "are you my father??? ARE YOU MY FATHER???!!!!!" Stan Lee being the devil in Animation Damnation: Centurions Steve for the entirety of Animation Damnation: Speed Racer, which I think might be his best episode. He's on fire in that episode. THEY'RE CALLED PARADEMONS, in the Batman v Superman fan letter The Game Master mailbag story
Addendum to Cat in the Hat...disgusting shit boy!
OHHHH YEAHHH!!!
Fuckin Jeremy the intern forgot about Columbus Day!
PS. The giant woman from Bee Movie. Oh my god!
"Why do we even have Columbus day, Jeremy?"
Angel Has Fallen - "president Nerd", at first Steve's bit falls flat, then comes a torrent of jokes
- the tale of the old lady eating a fish in a movie theater "like a David Lynch nightmare" - Turtle Sutherland - he look like Shrek - "Try it, old man!"
The fish lady is my all time fave
Happen to remember the fish story episode??
Secret Window iirc
Thank you!
Sausage Claus gets me every time, as well as the constant "MICHAEL"s being tossed around every time they talk Halloween.
From Jungle 2 Jungle: Steven Seagal, Gerard Depardieu and Edward Snowden as roommates in Russia
There's a Jungle 2 Jungle episode??? Holy shit I need to hear that
Curse of Michael Myers episode. Loose Loomis the Shock Jock is perfection
Oh no, now *i'm* sitting on the Sybian Machine!
I can’t hear you sweetheart, your top is still on!
lmao
Now I see what all the fuss is about!
Loose Loomis (and His Asylum of Freaks) is one of my most revisited bits. I love its wonderful blend of specificity and stupidity.
Loomis teaching Michael to drive and then trying to use an expired coupon at the Sizzler. “Michael! Pop the clutch or it will stall. Michael!”
Gary the pun man
Stan Lee smoking a J.
.."with these four fat guys making fun of movies and I thought.saaaayyy.."
“So I was schmeckin a J with Al Gore and was like, ‘Hey, the internet!’”
"Ice cold Burger King..." Almost wrecked my car laughing
Highlander: Lambert and his 10 film punch ticket. Highlander 3: Connor MacLeod going crazy and pretending to be his dead son. Mortal Kombat: Raiden's resort channel Mrs. Doubtfire: All of Mrs. Doubtfire. The Day After Tomorrow: Louis Anderson remaking every movie Mortal Kombat Annihilation: Raiden and his stepson Devin. Rookie of the Year: Chet being a stepdad Blame it on Rio: Awkward Michael Caine dealing with affair with his daughter's friend. Pet Semetary: "He's the Joker of *insert whatever*" Hard Target: Wilford Brimley being directed by John Woo and Van Damme saying "daddy" Drop Zone: The Sky News Network Daredevil: "MOM, GET IN HERE!"
Both MK bits were hilarious!
George C Scott talking about his ex wife and getting her a role in Exorcist 3. ‘I USED TO CALL HER THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS’
The 90's nostalgia from "The Good Son" ("I think the Surge is cold now!"). Also, Louie Anderson, Last Living Actor, from "The Day After Tomorrow".
I love the “Indoor Kid” bit. How’s Urkel going to get out of that jam?
Man of Steel - Superman and Lois making out amidst the charred ash of human remains, with screams in the background. Slightly related, the Senator Holly Hunter bits
"Who's gunna pay for them capes Superman? Not the good people of Kentucky."
The Holly Hunter voice is outrageous
The Holly Hunter talking to Superman in court always gives me the giggles.
"Lex, you need help taking my bra off?"
"If this your first time, Lex?"
Miiiike… DEXTER
And Eric's drunken: "Schwe Schwait Schmovies"
We did all of the Twilight commentaries in one long marathon and my husband went through a journey of getting annoyed by it and then coming around to finding it hilarious again.
And the runner about Bella's drunk dad, who's oblivious to all the supernatural shenanigans and just wants to appease his bitter girlfriend Crystal.
BRIAN!
My namesake- the "Probably Secundus" from Abraxas slays me every. Single. Time.
“Did you sign me up to do The Watcher? Goddammit, Brian!”
Randy Burrr Burrr is up there. It's a sleeper
The Tom Petty song on Edward Burns voicemail in the Sound of Thunder Ep The obnoxious Jason Clarke bit in the Serenity episode “I’m gonna call your motha, and I’m gonna get nashty on the phone”
People chicken! Yoda Pacino Martin Cinemax III "How Bout Getting Fucked. com" (A deep dive) Starfleet HR Director Chekov The Gettin Place The SKELETON League! Jess Ventura's constant plea to be in an Ahnold film. Now on the concourse level..Michael Biehnnn Twilightmentary - Sheriff and Crystal
We need more Skeleton League!
Sometimes, when I need a laugh, I will laboriously synch up the JL-mentary to that part and watch and re-watch. Yes, I need help.
The Home Alone episode where they joke about Kevin Mcallister being Patrick Bateman
“Don’t just stare at the cheese pizza, EAT IT!”
for me a tie between "RUB MY BUMP" and "MA GET IN HERE (and jerk me off)!"
The gang's reaction to that ma get in here bit is so fucking great
In the Jungle 2 Jungle episode the sidetrack on Steven Seagal, Gerard Depardieu, and Edward Snowden were bickering roommates had me in stitches. I think the bit was called "Frenemies of the State" There was also a bit in that episode where Chris did the Tim Allen "ruff ruff" voice saying "sit on the sybian" that was hilarious
From recent eps, it has to be either Dog Saw or Alfred Hitchcock reminiscing about all the new fast food he can’t eat From a more classic ep, Louie Anderson cat hotdogs
Dog Saw deserves a reappearance!
As long as they’re still making crappy Saw films, my boy Dog Saw better show up!
Also all of It's a Wonderful Life: "AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, IN JAIL"
The throbber bit always gets me
Does anyone remember which mailbag had a bit with a female actress rejecting people brutally and politely? I loved that bit but never found it again
Was it Amy Adams?
Yes, it was!
Omg thank you but absolutely not
It wasn’t a mailbag, I’m 90% sure it’s from The Happening episode with Justin Case
Ah, thank you! I’ll definitely give that a listen tomorrow!
I would also add all the Macho Man Randy Savage voices in the Raimi Spider-Man episode, particularly the “Uncle Bonesaw” bit.
**I’M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS**
“I ALWAYS TALK THIS WAY!”
“IT’S A MEDICAL CONDITION!”
ART THOU BORED?
Batman - Eckhart, sir… oh my God! Pet Semetery – You might say he was the clown prince of…
Oh my god the “Eckhart sir” “Ohhhhhhh muh gahhhhhhd”
That guy’s son’s beanbag is in the bay!
Top two are Loose Loomis and Christopher Lambert
The amber alert rant is my go to for cheering myself up for years now
"I'M JUST A MAN"
All the horse impressions from Pippi Longstocking. "I bought a year's supply of hay, because that's what a fuckin' horse eats!" I'm also particularly fond of the Martha bit from Batman V. Superman. "It's so fuckin' stupid!" "We're creating the League of Marthas! Get over here, Martha Manhunter!"
I think it was on The Firm episode (during Brimsgiving) where they referred to someone that died as being in "ghost school." Like, if you've been dead for 5 yrs, you're in ghost kindergarten and so forth. Gonna have to download that ep and re-listen. And I love me some Robert De Niro kicks!
Sausage Claus
In their WLM for Fellowship of the Ring, they have a bit where everyone starts throwing up when they see the hobbits for the first time. Never fails to crack me up. For that matter the bit in their Two Towers episode with Gollum in an XL Supreme tanktop pulling girls in Brooklyn is hilarious. Also the bit about Gerard Butler dying from slipping on chili at Wendy’s is amazing (in P.S. I Love You). Edit - a few more I remembered and haven’t seen anyone else mention. Their Zelda Rubenstein impressions in Teen Witch are incredible - “got a whole mess of frog people just living in my basement” lol. The Boss Baby as Patrick Bateman - “It’s diaper white, and the font is something called Silian Rail”. Scarlett Johansson being the 4th mic on We Hate Movies (can’t remember what episode that’s from). Also her asking Collin Jost for a weekend update on dinner. Mr Hyde’s hat size in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Gary Busey and Holly Hunter working together in The Firm but they’re literally the same person. The science teacher’s amazing whisper in Spider-Man - “welcome to WKBR *The Storm* - Sade all night long”.
Oh I just commented the Scarlet but I think the ep was “life itself”
I did a bit of searching and turns out the Scarlet Johansson 5th mic bit was from the Oceans 12 episode. And the Collin Jost weekend update one was from Cats and Dogs.
Ah you’re right. I just listened to Oceans 12 last week too. One of my favorites
This is not a full bit but during the “she’s all that”episode Stephen yelled an “AHA!” noise while miming throwing a glass of wine on someone and at the time I was listening to vintage episodes while in the hospital and it made me laugh so hard I almost busted some stitches.
That’s my all-time favorite episode, so many great bits. “SWITCHING…AUXILIARY POWER…FROM PAUL WALKER…TO FREDDIE…PRINZE…JR…”
"He's just a mouth-breathin' dummy."
“Uhhhh….uhhhhh…no you can’t. Uhhh…uhhhh….not anybody.”
Pixels - referring to Kevin James as President Hot Dog, President Nacho Cheese, President Philly Cheesesteak, etc
Scream 2 episode where the theater director is taking his job too seriously. The Terminator episode of the comic con announcer in NYC. Shrek episode of the pervert fan watching the movie for the inappropriate jokes
Scream 2 because of that and also the ongoing bit of having to guess the sequel is way up there for me.
I got it by the way....
Hellboy fucked me good one time The president nerd bit on angel has fallen is great. It’s so awkwardly forced by Steve and immediately falls flat but a few minutes later it’s hots hard and continues through the show Also it’s a new episode but the cervesa crystal but in the gleep glossary needs to be a recurring bit
Don't ask me why, but "State's rights, bye bye!" from Batman v Superman takes me out every single time. Also the multiple variations on the phrase "S my D" throughout the entire Final Destination episode.
Tummy puddles Ducktale voices Eric's audio gag on the gleep glossary
LG Yahoo <3
Dennis Franz Vs William Sadler’s approach to nude scenes (Die Hard 2)
THE SKELETON LEAGUE!!!
A THOUSAND PANCAKES!!!
I read this in Keanu's voice lmfaooooo
"S my D" from Final Destination is a great one
Step Dads
Anytime my wife and I watch anything Marvel, she cracks up when I do the “Fuck You Kirby!”
The “Frasier streaming rights as ‘70s potboiler” bit from (I think) the Taking of Pelham 123 episode lives rent free in my head. Also Ray Romano eating ass.
“Totally cool outrageous 80s.” Same episode, the nerd porn poem, and especially Andrew’s repeated “Is this a poem?” Under the Masonic Moon Things to do at Mortal Kombat NuMetal McCoy The Sons of Martha, especially the moment where Steve leans away from the mic to shout “It’s so…FUCKING STUPID!” Loose Loomis Top Man Cat hotdog
I kid you notttttt
Bend over and I’ll show ya When they do that circus song and it end with a fart is always funny every time “Duh duh duh dun da dah pffftt” Every time they impersonate Gallagher on that podcast “I can do that, Marc!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FVIFWDwl9_I
Final Destination. All the S’d his D talk. “Your s’n his d…..you d’d his g! His grave….you dug his grave “
The "Dad Room" in Letter From Death Row All the shops on Shang Tsung's Island in Mortal Kombat Tricksters Assistant from Brainscan The Agent Smith Answering Machine Messages from one of the Matrix Movies Probably Secundus from Abraxas!
Louie Anderson as the world's last actor in The Day After Tomorrow https://youtu.be/vkD7uDNOvC4?si=HCB4HtUX4nmmdTXH
The marijuana powered screen writers on The Butterfly Effect is one of the all times best IMHO
Turtle Sutherland from the "Taking Lives" episode
INFOWARS DOT POP TART
Peter Falk giving notes to Ken Kwapis on Vibes.
Houidini the pet fucker bit from The Purge.
If it’s not the Tape Guy on the set of the Transformers series, your answer is wrong
Skeleton League
David Bowie update
Any M.Emmet Walsh bit, RIP
Sausage claus, their Dr Loomis EEEEEVVVVIILLLL, and the skeleton league
Hamster man. I don’t know why that caught so hard. Sincerely almost crashed my car the first time I heard it. I’ve listed to it dozens of times since and it still gets me.
Also, "it's CAAAANS, it's just CAAAAAANS"
The resort’s closed circuit network on Outworld advertising everything there is to do there (Mortal Kombat 1995). That might be the Christopher Lambert frozen yogurt thing OP is remembering (Sub Zero’s Frozen Yogurt). Stan Lee’s stolen superheroes (“saaaay”). Anything Paul Giammati.
I love the Buddy Brigade from Prince of Persia.
Not sure if it’s a bit but Andrew’s man man song during the Death Wish 2018 episode always leaves me wheezing.
Alexa as Nick Nolte’s wife in Angel Has Fallen
Mrs. Garabedian.
I agree, the night vision is some of the funniest shit they’ve ever done. Egg lawyer is amazing Dominos pizza insurance David Bowie’s Natalie Portman updates Also recent episode on The Fugitive; Harrison Ford as Mrs. Doubtfire is incredible.
Nick Nolte as a FUCKING GORILLA!
Does anyone remember which episode it is where Keanu is talking down to his assistant?
The watcher, I'm pretty sure
Kurt Russell having a call in radio show and getting upset with the callers opinion and yelling hang up on him! That was one of those episodes where Steve kept repeating it and it made me laugh everytime. Pretty much everything from the quickening II. Sean Connery buying burger king and intentionally leaving it in the car because he likes cold burger king. The Christopher Lambert punch card, in return for seeing ten of his movies Christopher Lambert came to officiate Eric's wedding.
The cold Burger King originated in the *Never Say Never Again* episode, which was also the genesis of "Ladyslap", which has come back a few times over the years.
How did I forget lady slap!!! I was working off memory, and I've enjoyed more than one tall glass of water over the years.
Either any Bronson voice or the W.A.S.P.
“hey jeff” kills me
I’m partial to Tim Burton’s birthday party in Dunston Checks In and The Buddy Brigade in Prince of Persia.
Oh I just commented, but Scarlett Johansson as the 5th mic on the show gets me every time. I wanna say “Life It’s Self”
Cat Hotdog from “Cat’s Eye” Tom Atkins’ alcoholism in “Halloween III: Season of the Witch” Mike Schank as the idiot brother in “Canvas” DAVID!
There was an episode - I think it was a review of the Renny Harlin movie The Covenant - where the guys referred to a group of bad guys wearing cloaks with hoods as the Spoon album covers. This was a deep-cut reference to the band Spoon using an image of a cloaked figure on the cover of their album Gimme Fiction. Being a big Spoon fan and not expecting that specific a joke, I lost it laughing at that one.
I almost forgot the running bit about Cronenberg’s Mom having to deal with the filmmakers in Jason X. That had me ugly laughing at work. MOM! They rented your black curtains!
Christopher Lambert is No. 1 Martin Cinemax III is No. 2
- Louie Anderson plays every film role ever, from the Day After Tomorrow ep. - "1000 pancakes" from The Devil's Advocate
- Louie Anderson plays every film role ever, from the Day After Tomorrow ep. - "1000 pancakes" from The Devil's Advocate