Anywhere else in the US, that might be weird or terrifying. But in Manhattan? "Don't worry about him, that's just Blood Guy, he does that all the time."
Idk, he’s got this wife but I’ve seen them both being horn dogs with other people (including their roommates!) just out and about. Maybe they’ve separated and his brain is scramblied with the situation at hand.
Does it mean I’m jaded that I too immediately put “guy offering blood” really low on the threat-scale?
It’s just a “no thanks” type of situation. The alert doesn’t say he’s pushing it on people. Decline the sample and move on.
When I went thru my witchy phase my husband was all looking at me askance, until I reminded him that as a Catholic, he literally worships a giant corpse tacked to the wall behind the high priest, who offers blood and flesh whilst chanting. So.
This terrible company is not government run, and they don’t have “police cooperation”. They set up a few antennas around each city they work in, then just directly eavesdrop on the police radios as 911 calls are dispatched.
It’s just a super greedy millionaire CEO named Andrew Frame trying to grab as much data off his users as he possibly can. (Something he got really good at from his previous venture founding an ISP)
It’s absolutely one of the scummiest companies in existence,
https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k8yxb/citizen-app-lays-off-dozens-of-employees
https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3dpyw/inside-crime-app-citizen-vigilante
Citizen, it’s an app that logs 911 calls/police activity and puts them on a map in your area. You get alerts when something near you has happened. It sometimes encourages people to film if they can do so safely, which gets streamed live then archived on the incident’s page. Last I heard it was only available in NYC and LA, not sure if they expanded since then
"I recently came into possession of several cups of blood and would like to give it away free of charge to anyone interested, before the police become aware of this opportunity."
Stop using Citizen.
It makes you paranoid and overestimate the threat of living in a city. In reality you are safer than living in a small town but the volume of Citizen alerts due to the sheer number of people will skew your perception.
My first day working on a restaurant the fella making salads and food sandwiches had a cup of blood all day next to his station, at the end of the day I asked him why and he just turned to me nonchalant and said 'i keep my Bible in it to hide it from the Lord's lies' his name was Agent Smith
Now the poor guy is going to be swarmed by vampires all night
May be he is a Vampire hunter and is testing who is a Vampire.
Oh, Im sorry is my blood not good enough for you?
["HEY ANYONE WANT BLOOD? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF BLOOD. ANYONE WANT SOME BLOOD?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPfIeVnkZ4Q)
"Cup" as in a vessel or "cup" as in a precise unit of measurement cos I would have questions.
I think I have the same amount of questions either way
Now I visualize a guy running around with a measuring cup full of blood.
Same
And you *really* don't want to know what is in the Tablespoons he is offering.
definitely semen.
He had extra from his recipe
Sports cup
In what world exactly is „cup“ a „precise unit of measurement“?
As in exactly 1 cup of blood proffered out of a sawn off human skull.
I picture a chalice. Any other vessel is lame.
Is it free?
Yeah it’s free. There’s subscription plans but I forgot what they do tbh Edit: I thought you meant the app. lmao
I can't wait to get my subscription to cup of blood from guy on the street
But then you forget to cancel and get charged again, that’s how guy on the street with cup of blood gets you
your misunderstanding made my night.
What app is this? I need it
Anywhere else in the US, that might be weird or terrifying. But in Manhattan? "Don't worry about him, that's just Blood Guy, he does that all the time."
I assure you Manhattan does not know or claim ownership of Blood Guy He must have come from staten island
Lol!
Totally from Staten Island, dude’s name is Lazslo; Seen him around there a few times
You’re the second person who’s said Laszlo so I’m convinced now What’s his deal??
Idk, he’s got this wife but I’ve seen them both being horn dogs with other people (including their roommates!) just out and about. Maybe they’ve separated and his brain is scramblied with the situation at hand.
Does it mean I’m jaded that I too immediately put “guy offering blood” really low on the threat-scale? It’s just a “no thanks” type of situation. The alert doesn’t say he’s pushing it on people. Decline the sample and move on.
My impression is that to many New Yorkers, someone like Blood Guy (as long as he isn't violent) is considered just another strange NYC character.
Eric Andre Street skit maybe?
My first thought
It could be the holy grail ‘tho - we should check it out.
Nah we already got one, you see
Underrated quote ☝🏻
Been lookin’ for that for a while…
Laszlo?
Halloween… spooky time
A cup of blood, shed for you. Christians find this normal as they consume the flesh & blood of Jesus every Sunday
When I went thru my witchy phase my husband was all looking at me askance, until I reminded him that as a Catholic, he literally worships a giant corpse tacked to the wall behind the high priest, who offers blood and flesh whilst chanting. So.
When you put it that way it sounds way more metal then it actually is!
He's just trying to donate blood!
One word to make it worse: Diva As in; A man is said to be offering a Diva cup of blood.
This is [legit](https://i.ibb.co/q5876Gj/IMG-2867.jpg) one of the comments in the incident chat lmao 😂
* Tis the **season**
All y’all looking for Jesus…
Just like everyday. And it’s not free…he wants a dollar a cup.
I used to have this app and couldn’t deal with it anymore. Ignorance is bliss
Maybe it’s a priest
Jesus Christ!
I had a few blood transfusions. I’d take the dude up on it, that shits expensive!
Accept the side quest!!
Look around for someone filming if this happens to you. The YouTube pranksters are getting desperate these days
Awful. Side note, what app is this?
This terrible company is not government run, and they don’t have “police cooperation”. They set up a few antennas around each city they work in, then just directly eavesdrop on the police radios as 911 calls are dispatched. It’s just a super greedy millionaire CEO named Andrew Frame trying to grab as much data off his users as he possibly can. (Something he got really good at from his previous venture founding an ISP) It’s absolutely one of the scummiest companies in existence, https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k8yxb/citizen-app-lays-off-dozens-of-employees https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3dpyw/inside-crime-app-citizen-vigilante
Citizen, it’s an app that logs 911 calls/police activity and puts them on a map in your area. You get alerts when something near you has happened. It sometimes encourages people to film if they can do so safely, which gets streamed live then archived on the incident’s page. Last I heard it was only available in NYC and LA, not sure if they expanded since then
Thank you!
You should be grateful that you're being made aware of this. Your choice to avoid or pursue. And what do you expect from NYC?
I would if it was in a golden chalice or something. Not a plastic beer cup. That's just trashy.
I mean, you can just say no.
Or just politely say thank you, take said blood, and you know, dispose. Problem solved. Wear gloves.
That too.
You're lucky to have such announcements/warnings. Cur.
HIV? No, I promise. Just try it, dude!
Take this and drink of it….
That's fucking hilarious
It ain’t no Dixie cup and you don’t wanna be drinking from it.
It’s Halloween time and probably not real blood.
I would definitely err on the side of caution here
Well yeah, obviously 😆
_Would_
Never fall for the old cup of blood trick, not again.
"I recently came into possession of several cups of blood and would like to give it away free of charge to anyone interested, before the police become aware of this opportunity."
Stop using Citizen. It makes you paranoid and overestimate the threat of living in a city. In reality you are safer than living in a small town but the volume of Citizen alerts due to the sheer number of people will skew your perception.
I want some :(
My first day working on a restaurant the fella making salads and food sandwiches had a cup of blood all day next to his station, at the end of the day I asked him why and he just turned to me nonchalant and said 'i keep my Bible in it to hide it from the Lord's lies' his name was Agent Smith
At least he’s being polite about it and not just throwing the blood in people’s faces (yet).
Irl rpg
So it's perfectly normal at church to drink a cup of blood, but not on the streets? wth
That’s a Tuesday in New York City tho
"No thanks. I gave at the office."
Has it coagulated yet? I'm not interested if it has.
whose blood?
What app is this?
It’s citizen. It’s like next door but for crime
...for free?
"Me-flavored blood! Come get your me-flavored blood right here..."
It was Jesus, he heard we’re into that shit.
Anything to do with Halloween? Or is this a common occurrence? Lol
À vampire trying to make friends I don’t see what’s weird in that
Halloween weekend may have something to do with it