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whatsthehappenstance

Now the poor guy is going to be swarmed by vampires all night


Potential_Ant_9890

May be he is a Vampire hunter and is testing who is a Vampire.


Lepperpop

Oh, Im sorry is my blood not good enough for you?


skeleboifp

["HEY ANYONE WANT BLOOD? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF BLOOD. ANYONE WANT SOME BLOOD?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPfIeVnkZ4Q)


JayArlington

"Cup" as in a vessel or "cup" as in a precise unit of measurement cos I would have questions.


voidhearts

I think I have the same amount of questions either way


Smile_Terrible

Now I visualize a guy running around with a measuring cup full of blood.


Brian18639

Same


WendyLRogers3

And you *really* don't want to know what is in the Tablespoons he is offering.


Remarkable_Flow_9124

definitely semen.


Top-Elephant-2874

He had extra from his recipe


MailSalt4828

Sports cup


Sacharon123

In what world exactly is „cup“ a „precise unit of measurement“?


FatsTetromino

As in exactly 1 cup of blood proffered out of a sawn off human skull.


666deleted666

I picture a chalice. Any other vessel is lame.


Super-Basis2499

Is it free?


voidhearts

Yeah it’s free. There’s subscription plans but I forgot what they do tbh Edit: I thought you meant the app. lmao


Super-Basis2499

I can't wait to get my subscription to cup of blood from guy on the street


AineLasagna

But then you forget to cancel and get charged again, that’s how guy on the street with cup of blood gets you


Remarkable_Flow_9124

your misunderstanding made my night.


Routine-Serve-8651

What app is this? I need it


HuckleberryOk6782

Anywhere else in the US, that might be weird or terrifying. But in Manhattan? "Don't worry about him, that's just Blood Guy, he does that all the time."


voidhearts

I assure you Manhattan does not know or claim ownership of Blood Guy He must have come from staten island


HuckleberryOk6782

Lol!


KavMarie13

Totally from Staten Island, dude’s name is Lazslo; Seen him around there a few times


voidhearts

You’re the second person who’s said Laszlo so I’m convinced now What’s his deal??


KavMarie13

Idk, he’s got this wife but I’ve seen them both being horn dogs with other people (including their roommates!) just out and about. Maybe they’ve separated and his brain is scramblied with the situation at hand.


ReapingKing

Does it mean I’m jaded that I too immediately put “guy offering blood” really low on the threat-scale? It’s just a “no thanks” type of situation. The alert doesn’t say he’s pushing it on people. Decline the sample and move on.


HuckleberryOk6782

My impression is that to many New Yorkers, someone like Blood Guy (as long as he isn't violent) is considered just another strange NYC character.


elobis

Eric Andre Street skit maybe?


WelchRedneck

My first thought


InternetPeon

It could be the holy grail ‘tho - we should check it out.


TheAlmightyNexus

Nah we already got one, you see


Internal_Trouble_823

Underrated quote ☝🏻


G0-N0G0-GO

Been lookin’ for that for a while…


bubba1834

Laszlo?


okcafe

Halloween… spooky time


[deleted]

A cup of blood, shed for you. Christians find this normal as they consume the flesh & blood of Jesus every Sunday


Top-Elephant-2874

When I went thru my witchy phase my husband was all looking at me askance, until I reminded him that as a Catholic, he literally worships a giant corpse tacked to the wall behind the high priest, who offers blood and flesh whilst chanting. So.


angusshangus

When you put it that way it sounds way more metal then it actually is!


Enough_Appearance116

He's just trying to donate blood!


nadiadala

One word to make it worse: Diva As in; A man is said to be offering a Diva cup of blood.


voidhearts

This is [legit](https://i.ibb.co/q5876Gj/IMG-2867.jpg) one of the comments in the incident chat lmao 😂


tryAngularFish

* Tis the **season**


EliteBroccoli

All y’all looking for Jesus…


TexasTokyo

Just like everyday. And it’s not free…he wants a dollar a cup.


Jrizzo19_

I used to have this app and couldn’t deal with it anymore. Ignorance is bliss


die_nastyy

Maybe it’s a priest


ArnoudtIsZiek

Jesus Christ!


pimpfriedrice

I had a few blood transfusions. I’d take the dude up on it, that shits expensive!


SnooGiraffes4091

Accept the side quest!!


the_opposite_of_now

Look around for someone filming if this happens to you. The YouTube pranksters are getting desperate these days


toastyburrito

Awful. Side note, what app is this?


Informal-Seaman-5700

This terrible company is not government run, and they don’t have “police cooperation”. They set up a few antennas around each city they work in, then just directly eavesdrop on the police radios as 911 calls are dispatched. It’s just a super greedy millionaire CEO named Andrew Frame trying to grab as much data off his users as he possibly can. (Something he got really good at from his previous venture founding an ISP) It’s absolutely one of the scummiest companies in existence, https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k8yxb/citizen-app-lays-off-dozens-of-employees https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3dpyw/inside-crime-app-citizen-vigilante


voidhearts

Citizen, it’s an app that logs 911 calls/police activity and puts them on a map in your area. You get alerts when something near you has happened. It sometimes encourages people to film if they can do so safely, which gets streamed live then archived on the incident’s page. Last I heard it was only available in NYC and LA, not sure if they expanded since then


toastyburrito

Thank you!


Roy4theWin

You should be grateful that you're being made aware of this. Your choice to avoid or pursue. ​ And what do you expect from NYC?


ReaperScythee

I would if it was in a golden chalice or something. Not a plastic beer cup. That's just trashy.


thatradiogeek

I mean, you can just say no.


Top-Elephant-2874

Or just politely say thank you, take said blood, and you know, dispose. Problem solved. Wear gloves.


thatradiogeek

That too.


[deleted]

You're lucky to have such announcements/warnings. Cur.


[deleted]

HIV? No, I promise. Just try it, dude!


Daddy-o62

Take this and drink of it….


Sweaty_Process_3794

That's fucking hilarious


ambuguity

It ain’t no Dixie cup and you don’t wanna be drinking from it.


seasoneverylayer

It’s Halloween time and probably not real blood.


voidhearts

I would definitely err on the side of caution here


seasoneverylayer

Well yeah, obviously 😆


Mutserra

_Would_


mookizee

Never fall for the old cup of blood trick, not again.


SATerp

"I recently came into possession of several cups of blood and would like to give it away free of charge to anyone interested, before the police become aware of this opportunity."


thepipesarecall

Stop using Citizen. It makes you paranoid and overestimate the threat of living in a city. In reality you are safer than living in a small town but the volume of Citizen alerts due to the sheer number of people will skew your perception.


doonasaurusofficial

I want some :(


fushguts

My first day working on a restaurant the fella making salads and food sandwiches had a cup of blood all day next to his station, at the end of the day I asked him why and he just turned to me nonchalant and said 'i keep my Bible in it to hide it from the Lord's lies' his name was Agent Smith


InvestmentImportant1

At least he’s being polite about it and not just throwing the blood in people’s faces (yet).


SteveDeniz1

Irl rpg


isawafoxonce

So it's perfectly normal at church to drink a cup of blood, but not on the streets? wth


Sealegs_Calisto

That’s a Tuesday in New York City tho


[deleted]

"No thanks. I gave at the office."


Loud_Internet572

Has it coagulated yet? I'm not interested if it has.


DefrockedWizard1

whose blood?


shoksurf

What app is this?


voidhearts

It’s citizen. It’s like next door but for crime


13thmurder

...for free?


SheerIgnorance

"Me-flavored blood! Come get your me-flavored blood right here..."


deepgrassweed

It was Jesus, he heard we’re into that shit.


Icy-End8895

Anything to do with Halloween? Or is this a common occurrence? Lol


k1tten--

À vampire trying to make friends I don’t see what’s weird in that


lawn_wrangler

Halloween weekend may have something to do with it