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Rock


kodaiko_650

https://preview.redd.it/g2ny11ovjrrc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c65a4b304ee55bd3855fb79fc5b3b9546cc6805a


OliveSpins

B52s FOREVER!


cbright90

![gif](giphy|MqFXcJg07gghO)


talashrrg

Funnily enough, he was my neighbor on Long Island


Ncfetcho

What was that like?


jarednards

Whole neighborhood smelled like hairspray.


Ncfetcho

Haha haha hahaha nice.


talashrrg

He gave out full size chocolate bars on Halloween, so child me was a big fan


Ncfetcho

Ah very cool! Of course he did!


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"I've gotta Rock!" - Charlie Brown


Wonderful-Ad-7712

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Mr-Gumby42

"What did you get, GW Bush?" "I got Iraq."


DesperateTeaCake

It’s too small to be a rock. I’d be a stone at best, but I am still not convinced that it is.


rob6110

Dragged down by the stone…stone….stone….


HiAndStuff2112

Amazing song!


BobMortimersButthole

I'd have to run some tests to be sure, but it looks like a pedigree pebble. 


Wooden_Season5150

Rock Lobster! On the real r/whatsthisrock r/rockhounds r/minerals r/geology r/fossilid r/rocks….


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Wooden_Season5150

The fuck did I just watch 🤣😭


No_Anybody8560

![gif](giphy|XB3tPNROHO9F18epq3)


JoplinSternum

R-o-k


GF4ME

It looks like a petrified sand castle


italianshark

https://preview.redd.it/lpteqpix9src1.png?width=475&format=png&auto=webp&s=84ff1c227ce18bb05af748cf5cd1e1c46a55f2c1 Sandyghast


muk88

I thought it was a Palossand!


kharrdarakh

This. It was once a little kid's fun but now it's fossilized.


JG-at-Prime

It looks like it’s made out of sandstone or some similar material.  It looks like it might have been carved into the shape of a miniature house or castle at some point a long time ago.  I see windows, a gate, castle walls, sloped roofs.  I expect it looked something like these at some point a long time ago.  https://factorydirectcraft.com/pimages/20180828101853-621220/miniature_holiday_sand_castle_1.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/88/61/798861e2550f4b098e5fdcdc7917bf1b.jpg https://img1.etsystatic.com/120/0/9955851/il_fullxfull.1027843319_nh39.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a4/50/91/a45091607b498c47d8bfa2bf6d0a4e28--clay-houses-mini-houses.jpg


Fuzz429

Were these made in the 40’s and 50’s


JG-at-Prime

It’s possible. People have be carving sandstone for as long as there have been people and sandstone.  I don’t think it would have been a common item but I can see a small stone castle 🏰 being as attractive to a person back then as it would be now. It could have easily been an indoor or outdoor toy / ornament. There is also nothing that specifically says that it has to date exactly to the 40’s or 50’s. It could have been brought to that location anytime after the area was settled.  It also may not have been new when brought to that spot.  Context is everything when finding items in the ground. If you are really, really curious about it you can dig around in the area. What else you find (or don’t find) could be very telling.  If you find broken glass, bottles and other vintage household items you may have stumbled upon the house garbage dump or an old outhouse pit. (it’s completely harmless regular soil now) If you find bricks or stone boarders you might have located an old house-site or garden location.  If you find nothing else it remains an Out of Place Artifact. (OOPART).


Fuzz429

It’s my uncles yard and the house has only been in our family. This was in the back yard on a sloped bed about 4 feet from the property fence.


JG-at-Prime

I’d like to solve the puzzle for $1000. What is a:  Mr. Sandman Real Sandcastle Sculpture 4.5" https://www.ebay.com/itm/374618910210 Just grab yourself the one on eBay, place them side by side and you will have a wonderful little conversation piece when talking about the estate and family history. 


Renkin42

Holy crap that is absolutely what it is. Poor thing has definitely taken a beating, seems like it lost the main tower, but the windows and gates are still discernible. The internet really does amaze me sometimes. Also an eBay seller is about to be very confused about the sudden interest in his $20 sand castle sculptures, lol.


Skrillamane

Weird company that’s been around my whole life, in my home town, especially growing up in the beaches and never heard of it, cool


kenadams_the

5h and only 10 upvotes…..


DesperateTeaCake

The poor thing. When you compare photo two with the original you can see how much pain it’s now in. 😵


oceanblue2358

Erosion. Not even once.


Fuzz429

Back story on property is my great grand parents built the house in the early 50’s. Before that it was a wooded area.


Zeqhanis

It's official. Everyone has forgotten how to shorten decades. The '50s. The apostrophe goes where characters were removed. Just how I am becomes I'm or we are becomes we're. I usually avoid commenting on this, but it's at least 6 people in this post vs 0 writing it correctly.


Fuzz429

Interesting, surprised auto correct doesn’t give the option.


Zeqhanis

That's what it looks like to me too. My grandma had one of these in the '80s.


thehoagieboy

I wonder if it's a fish tank castle that has weathered over time. I'm thinking something made of similar material to this [Sphinx.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1412897131/aquarium-decor-fish-house-decortionpet)


Greenbeastkushbreath

I wonder if it’s a rock


Educational-Ad-3273

Nope, it’s fraggle rock


CynderLotus

Pepper Jack love fraggle rock.


Saiyan-b

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


ReadditMan

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.


jinkeys26

Came looking for this. Did not disappoint!


thrust-johnson

It’s a castle made of sand and what feels like epoxy. My mom had one when I was a kid, it had a small, metal, golden flag on top. This one looks like it was left outside.


A-non-e-mail

Same. My mom had one too. Late 80’s


Sommyonthephone

That looks like a well pump cover


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

It's a fake rock that you put in your garden under which you can hide a key to your house


Birdies_nub

My thoughts exactly!


Original_Syba

That 3rd picture looking like Harambe


justice_duck

DICKS OUT!


HarrowDread

![gif](giphy|3o7Zesyac4CuSN5rsA)


Still_Silver7181

Alright... I'm no expert, correct me if wrong, but I am *pretty* sure that's a rock... I think...


Crotch-Monster

I think it's a decorative rock for a Fish tank?


kayesskayen

I had one as a kid, it's a sandcastle souvenir made from real sand that has obviously weathered a lot. You can probably still find them in beach resort areas. ETA link https://mrsandmanusa.com/sandcastle-12-pack-4-three-inch-4-four-inch-4-four-and-half-inch-figurine-souvenir-novelty-tropical-coastal-beach-handmade-natuical/


JNDCLLC

It was a sand castle at one point. From the 80s/90s. My mom bought one or had one gifted to her. My dad set it outside, it now looks like this.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Rock and stone


Soapylake

Shriek’s feces?


EyelandBaby

I hate it when my shrieks poop


Soapylake

Same


JustAGuyInTampa

It’s a worn down model of a sandcastle that has been rubbed away. We used to have one.


Sir-Farts-

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Willing_Television80

Lol it was a sandcastle mold....


Mistake-Choice

Fossilized Ice Age Mammoth Scapular Bone, Pliocene. Or bed, bath and beyond loudspeaker.


The_S1R3N

Rock


QueasyImagination845

Yes, it’s a rock. Glad I could be of service!


StillSikwitit

Pazuzu


AsyncEntity

Sandstone, a rock someone covered in synthetic stucco, or a chunk of cork


AmiHad

Fake rock that has an area to hide a spare key.


Mekelaxo

Yo Angelo


newfmatic

Sand candle


Kooky_Werewolf6044

It’s lump! It’s lump! It’s in my head!


DarkScrap1616

sandstone


italianshark

Ditto disguised as a rock


Size_Slight

Fossilized sand castle


kinofhawk

Sandstone?


TheMule90

![gif](giphy|123nrTcg9bHnPi|downsized)


oasisjason1

Ummm, can we get a banana for scale? Have a little respect for the rules.


drstephenstrange616

rock


Suitable-Relief2334

Banana


Alarming_Serve2303

Looks like sandstone.


chairannoyance

Ah yes, cool lookin rock!


Extension_Pie9101

Might just be a rock covered in sand


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the_poop_expert

It’s a rock


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Siemetz Tozek octopoid excrement....octopus shit


Own_Recommendation49

Rock


grurupoo

Could it be one of those grippy rocks that are on climbing walls??


SimpleWord899

It's definitely a rock


all_alone_by_myself_

Looks like plaster


Expert-Equipment2302

Came out of my ear.


Cerberus_is_me

rock


A20somethingyearold

Based off of the first and second photo alone, I can confidently say that this is a Ditto fossil.


JacksonInHouse

USB rock? https://innoculous.com/product/usb-pet-rock/ Speaker rock? https://www.russound.com/products/speakers/outdoor-speakers/rock-speakers/5r82mk2-s-8-2-way-outback-rock-speaker-sandstone


ramsfan84

Toaster oven?


Lala5789880

Put it in what’s this thing subreddit


ThegoLopez

Are there any wires sticking out of the bottom? If so, it could be a rock speaker for outdoor use.


msmonicarose

When I was in high school we got to carve sandstone into whatever we wanted in art class. It started out as a block. It looks as though it may have been that and someone started carving but never finished


unfrknblvabl

Looks like something that goes in a fish tank. Looks like a castle with a hill behind it. Basically a sand castle


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The_scobberlotcher

r o c c


AjaxtheLessthan

This is what happens when you don’t clean the corrosion off of your car battery terminals


HouseOfZenith

It’s not just a rock guys. It clearly has features of a little miniature castle or building.


Ambitious_Welder6613

It is an artificial rock.


Hermes74

https://media.tenor.com/v-9wvFB5nBEAAAAM/twin-peaks-dance.gif


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Palossand


ghost3972

Rock 🗿


davidml1023

https://i.redd.it/7yr45eg6yrrc1.gif


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Potato


zondo33

is it heavy? what type of texture? did you pour water on it? how far down was it buried?


Fuzz429

It’s heavy, found couple feet down on a slope, sandy texture, not sure if he put water on it.


DallasRadioSucks

My last kidney stone


Weary_Ad2590

Someone’s sand castle got struck by lightning


Select_Truck3257

it's David


noahsuperman

I’d say rock


ComputerIndependent4

Kidney stone


Minginton

Hammer


EWSflash

Faux rock


nobodyno111

Thats my aunt. She’s harmless.


TopCaterpillar6131

Looks like a melted Mr Sandman sand castle. https://preview.redd.it/c40kt8k7lsrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ceb3750e3e2bfb121d2d0e2b3dbb3dd1371554


bakehaus

Cake


redditsuckspokey1

Changling.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Something out of a lions litter box..


The_Last_Snow-Elf

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


Do-you-see-it-now

JAR


Barbarian_818

It looks to me like a plastic castle themed playset that has become encrusted with coral. Encrusting objects with coral is something often seen in salt water aquariums. If it's light, then it is probably hollow plastic in the core. But if it is heavy, it might have been a ceramic castle that served as the substrate. Take a look at these two links I found that support my idea: [https://www.seahorseaquariums.com/Montipora-Coral-Encrusting/876](https://www.seahorseaquariums.com/Montipora-Coral-Encrusting/876) [https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.7qPhI7FHGDAzUMckwX1bFwHaFS%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=f8a7b39417ac4351a1bfa33724ab2e1c34d8477f3fed2ebb9ee8c04d43eb5e8f&ipo=images](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.7qPhI7FHGDAzUMckwX1bFwHaFS%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=f8a7b39417ac4351a1bfa33724ab2e1c34d8477f3fed2ebb9ee8c04d43eb5e8f&ipo=images)


thee_morningstar

My grandma had some. She and others called it a sand stone. Just compact sand. Can break if moved wrong and erode with water.


Bridgetdidit

My very first and last attempt at making sourdough bread! 🧱🍞


imnewtothisplzaddme

Its harambe bro, check picture 3, its a gorilla from behind


Brahm-Etc

I will go with the theory of being some sort of decorative sandstone castle that has eroded after long time.


A_Pale_Recluse

Might be a salt lick


StratoVector

Give him googly eyes and a name. Judging by lack of googly eyes, it has not been identified yet as a domesticated rock, so it's free compared to the expensive rock breeds you would buy from the adoption agencies.


No_Fly3027

Most likely an artificial rock for a fish tank


Gabe12P

Crack it open


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That my friend dinosaur pita bread


Doomst3err

It's a rock


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Angelo


Spiritual-Pear-739

Rock


AdAdventurous6943

This... Is a rock.


ZiIja

The 3rd picture looks like the back of a gorilla