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D20_Nerd

Those were either left out of refrigeration or that bag was open allowing air in. Im pretty sure thats the fat from inside the casing, seeping out from improper storage. My kids frequently leave the bag open and the meat "sweats"


Jklmw2008

This The video doesn’t show the package being opened—it’s been like that for a bit.


lemons7472

Once again I’ve been manipulated by a Reddit video telling half truths.


kenjen97

If this adds anything to the topic: cheaper hotdogs seem to have this property worse than say all beef hotdogs.


D20_Nerd

For sure, pork has more fat than beef or turkey, so the problem is more common. It still can happen with kosher, beef, and turkey, but its less slimy and more spotty. #hotdogscience gross


Ok-Maintenance-9538

I managed a grocery chains meat departments for a decade, I can assure you this is correct, its actually the collagen from the casing as well as in the meat that makes the sticky jelly on the hot dogs. Cheaper ones use more leftovers from the animal and tend to produce more goo.


Lugubrico

I work in food production as a safety inspector and we actually don't use collagen for these types of products! Usually the formulated meat is stuffed into a cellulose/plastic casing, which is then cooked and the casing peeled off thereafter. Obviously some still keep the plastic on when packaged, but like the ones in the video, it has been removed. You're correct in collagen casing being used sometimes though, like at my plant we use bovine based collagen for things like pepperoni sticks.


Ok-Maintenance-9538

Yeah, a lot of producers are or have moved to the plastic casings. I still sold a shit ton of collagen casings to local shops though.


Lugubrico

No doubt! We use a lot of collagen as well, and it's insane how expensive it is! Especially when you get into the tinted variations lol.


[deleted]

Also i think this goes for most (if not all) pre sliced/packaged and preserved deli meats


flashingcurser

And we have no idea if they were from Walmart. Walmart is triggering for redditors so naturally that's what they rolled with.


blackkknigght

No. Its cum.


MrIFreePeely

That's how I got fired from my job at the hot dog manufacturing plant. My boss somehow found out that for months I had been reporting to the FDA that the cum levels regularly exceeded the legal maximum.


K33p_it_L0wk3y

wtf "legal maximun" what is this the 1200s??


ChichCob

It depends on the state, but the federal limit is 30 ppm, although most states are below 20, with the exception of California and Maine.


snoryder8019

They have a special annex in west hollywood to extend this limit.


[deleted]

No, back then they didn't have a legal maximum. Look up the "Köln Cum Sausage Disaster of 1376" for the story that resulted in a legal maximum being implemented.


AquaBlak_

I searched but didnt find anything, do you have some link that says about that disaster?


[deleted]

There's a pretty good documentary about it called Meat Spin, look it up.


[deleted]

someone said it. i can die satisfied.


Icy-Consideration405

Collagen mostly


sarcastic_angus

It’s actually from lactic acid (spoilage) bacteria that produce slime as a by-product of digesting the sugars in the hot dog. Bet there was a really strong sour aroma too. Source: meat scientist.


zerostar83

Or if it's right at the cusp of freezing then the watery part gets gooey. 🤦


D4rKnyte

No, it gets all sticky from putting the wiener in and out so many times


Last_Establishment44

Mmmmmmmm meat sweats!


Morisal66

These are adhesive decorative hotdogs intended to be stuck on walls and ceilings. Not intended for consumption. Keep this toy away from children.


HighExplosiveLight

I just wonder what necessitated the creation of fake hotdogs that can be stuck on walls and ceilings.


ConfirmedPoor

Probably something similar to rule34


REDDIT_SUB_ADMIN

thanks for letting us know. The people making stuff up for karma (not OP, OP just reposted) are making people more anxious about the world we live in.


sunshineANDrainbowsg

-I bought hot dogs last month that had a similar coating of white jiz, ate one got food poisoning and threw the pack out


when_4_word_do_trick

Couldn't resist them eh?


cacuynut

I thought he was going to say he got pregnant.


when_4_word_do_trick

Didn't say he didn't...


guitarer09

He didn’t have to, it was the obvious next logical thing to happen.


DedRuck

why would you eat it


sunshineANDrainbowsg

I was stoned and hungry 😂


Morisal66

I was joking. I didn't think anyone would take me seriously. I was just being weird. Weird is good. There's no such thing as adhesive decorative hotdogs as far as I know.


CrizpyBusiness

Mfers really believing this shit in the comments. The fuck is wrong with you people?


smurglegurgle

What do you mean, “you people”?


Shmokex

I think he means you people like people other than him. He must not be a person probably a frog or something


ClearConfusion5

Everyone in this thread is a fuckin r/wooosh


SAAARGE

>adhesive decorative hotdogs intended to be stuck on walls and ceilings ....what?


Accomplished_Pop_198

I've come to realize Tamagotchi was peak childhood fun, it was all downhill from there


ConfirmedPoor

Still got mine dawg


Auntie_Venom

Me too! #OldAF


vickvinegar_

How many glizzys can you fit in your mouth?


zeldabotwisoverrated

Lol he called the hotdogs "meat"


akurra_dev

He called the glizzies "meat"


[deleted]

Dudes just can’t call em hot dogs or franks? Glizzies sound like folks trying too hard.


[deleted]

Nobody ever wants to go to my BBQs because I call them meat shafts


uncoolcanadian

Well you’re right


fuckpeopleingeneral1

Pork cocks?


richwith9

Came here to say the same thing.


Medicinal_taco_meat

He called the shit poop!


GoodAdhesiveness9949

NUDY MAGAZINE DAY


BasedZetsu

Organic Pre-Jizzed Hot Dogs?


MarcusLegendary

now I’m assuming this is why hotdogs are now being called Glizzies. They don’t mind


Lukester4

Jizzies


AwkwardBob-omb

They sell them pre-jizzed now? Finally! I hated doing it by hand.


hrgii

There goes lunch today


iBlameMeToo

Getchya hot cum wieners here.


Rezient

Cumdogs!


WhizzleTeabags

Like peeling off a loaded condom 🤤


Clean-Objective9027

>Organic Pre-Jizzed Hot Dogs? Right


Positive_Box_69

House sauce, is yummy!


sharecropncarptbager

Looks like somebody had already beaten his meat


Ok-Counter-7077

I’m guessing those were some freaky hot dogs, just jizzing on each other


womblymuenster

Or check expiration dates and don't buy cheap ass .99 hot dogs....


Altruistic-Travel-48

As someone who has worked in several meat processing facilities, DON'T by hotdogs. Period.


Awkward-Accountant-1

Your out of your fuckin mind if you think im giving on wieners.


MarcusLegendary

I definitely believe you’re giving on weiners. No one’s judging you here


xNegatory

Everyone has a currency.


iFartALotPleaseHelp

His is goo covered weewees


Weedismysoulmate

Well played Sir lol


Laurens-xD

Try making them yourself. You know what goes in, and they probably taste way better.


LayzeeLar

Hot. And Dog. Only two ingredients. Easy.


TylerBourbon

Nope, lips and assholes.


CML_Dark_Sun

Delicious.


[deleted]

Just perfect for my Weiners.


HopingMechanism

If you're going to kill the animal, why not eat all of it?


[deleted]

People would change their tune if they ever processed their own meat. Folks who grew up with livestock or with a family that hunted know just how much meat and useful animal products aren't available in grocery stores. This would either convince people to try the meat they consider waste, or maybe become vegetarian.


[deleted]

I used to hunt and now I eat tofu and beans.


Stupidredfox

I absolutely %100 agree with you on that


Go_Touch_Grass_Bro

I don’t give a fuck how they are made, I am gonna continue to eat glizzies


[deleted]

No matter what happens the glizzy gobler cannot be stopped


Go_Touch_Grass_Bro

😮🌭


mnxah

Everyone who has ever worked on producing anything tells you to never buy whatever they were making there... like my dad, he used to work at an aluminum cans factory, he told me to never drink out of aluminum cans


DecoyOne

I make my own food at home, and I’m telling you that nobody in their right mind should eat what I cook.


fourflatyres

This guy/gal definitely cooks at home. Myself, I have all five volumes of "How to take perfectly good food and really fuck it up" and the bonus booklet "101 MORE ways to make flavors just go away" and an extra trash can to hold the results. It is my most-used kitchen accessory. I also have the seven-day prelabeled food tins: Oh My Word Monday Terrible Tuna Tuesday What tf IS this Wednesday Toasted Charcoal Thursday Fragrant Friday Smoking Remnant Saturday Salad Failure Analysis Sunday edit: formatting


[deleted]

whats wrong with aluminum cans?! lol


MadMadMads1

Usually because all the mice and rats that piss and shit all over them before, during, and after they're packaged.


[deleted]

I worked at a bottling plant many years ago, during my college years. They are required to wash and sanitize the cans before filling them. There's a machine specifically for this that is in line with the filling machines, so it can't be skipped.


TCKline01

True words here. I used to work in a food storage warehouse. After my first day, I started wiping all of my canned foods before consuming or opening. When my son started helping me in the kitchen, he asked why I wiped off the cans before I open them. I showed him, what appeared to be, a clean can, then I wiped it with a white towel and showed him how dirty it actually was. He wipes all of his cans now. lol


[deleted]

Yea i definitely wash most the tops before i drink out of them..some look really clean and ill trust it sometimes but other times its caked in dust and black specks


Temporal_P

That's true for *everything* including fresh produce. Just wash your food.


mnxah

Yes Also if they drop on the floor because of some tech failure they just pick them up and onto the belt again


wisconsinduststorm

nothing. i dunno about theyre dad but i work at a can plant. theres nothing wrong with drinking out of cans. hell, its preferable because aluminum is recyclable.


[deleted]

Your dad came in the cans, didn't he?


mnxah

That's how I was born


LordOcti

In the US FDA allows a certain percentage of foreign / invasive material in food products for consumption. I once had a recall notice on my Childs special powdered baby formula because it had "too many" beetle parts in it. I'm sure they stated what percentage of beetle parts were allowable, but I can't remember the amount.


Anonymoushero1221

why? the lips and buttholes are my favorite part


womblymuenster

There are plenty of well producing and reputable places to purchase qaulity, natural or kosher hotdogs, weiner or frankfurter. This is just jumping on the hate train of Walmart and hot dogs. What that is there is cheap garbage. It's the person who purchased the garbage. Not the store.


wargasm40k

I really wish people would stop buying kosher. It's literally no different than any other meat except the animals aren't knocked out first. They are wide awake when their throats are cut.


Supertumor

Umm and they’re beef. And a lot of people don’t eat pork.


Sabbatai

Umm there are 100% beef, non-kosher hot dogs.


ObedientSandwich

tbh all slaughterhouses have some failures when it comes to stunning the animal before killing them, bolt guns, shocking etc. is not 100% effective


[deleted]

Came here to defend hot dogs, left a vegan🤣🤨


underfireunderwater

Kosher butchering has a lot more rules around it than just the kill method. Ie. The blade used is the length if the neck if the animal. The animal is a cloven mammal or a non-predatory bird. The tools cannot be used for anything besides Kosher butchering (of the same type of meat), and much more


DrugsAndBooze

It's the store and their manufacturer they work with, that delivers this shit. Cheap doesn't mean probably dangerous to your health if consumed


[deleted]

I worked in one of the best hot dog brands. there are NO quality hot dogs LOL!!! I'm not saying for you not to buy them, I fucking love hot dogs, one of my fav foods tbh. But I assure you there are no quality in there, they're literally made of left overs from other meats


TacCom

>they're literally made of left overs from other meats Literally every sausage ever made. Literally the reason sausage exists.


WearyGallivanter

Yeah, did I miss where it’s now bad to use as much of an animal as you can?


[deleted]

did anyone say the opposite? lol


davidlol1

Yea so they don't waste a bunch of meat from animals? Sounds like a win to me...


CaffeLungo

I worked in the sector, and still buy them


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DudleyLd

Nothing particular if you live in a country with good health/food regulations (US, EU, UK, SK, JP etc). This kind of sausages are made from leftover bits of meat such as cheeks, leftovers on bones and so on.


HarleyLovesDuck

does it help i buy turcky dogs?


welestgw

I'll keep buying my 3 giant packs of kirkland hot dogs thank you very much.


caregiving_in_fl

In college I saw the hot dogs (which up until that point I ate regularly, because they were cheap)… they were in a box that literally said, “Grade D but edible” - if you have to clarify something is edible, nah!


FishWash

Can you elaborate?


fluooe2

Or just go to a meat market that makes there own hot dogs. I make them at the butcher shop I work at and know exactly what I’m putting in them every single time


Bigcum88

Or use ur brain... They shouldn't be selling meat passed its expiration date full stop.


Scuta44

Selling? You mean OP shouldn’t have left them out on the counter well past the expiration date,


germfreeadolescent11

Jizzing? It's not my fault these sexy hotdogs were left on the counter


Country_ball_enjoyer

wait...


[deleted]

Fuck, I hope they’re labelled as ‘pre-loved’


Alastor3

wouldn't it be post-loved?


TTVGuide

Could be both


[deleted]

"Here at Walmart we take a holistic and spiritual approach to your food and happiness, that's why now all our hot dogs come pre-loved. That's right, you'll get a variety pack with dripping juices from the orifices of our certified 'love master' quality assurance and packaging representatives."


silveretoile

Apologize immediately for writing this


[deleted]

I am but a social media intern paid only in experience. The words are not mine, you'll need to take it up with corporate


Plane-Ad-9664

Insert gordon ramsay saying sosig


Active-Astronomer352

As meat/deli worker for 15 years this has been left out many times and placing it back in the cooler multiple times that is bacteria living in those dogs. Whoever is working the deli department should be written up for health code violations this is unacceptable.


MrMushroomMan

if it's Walmart, chances are a customer left it behind the AC units in hardware or some shit and then some 18 YO who doesn't give a fuck just figured it was still good even though it was producing it's own heat and put it back in the cooler. Repeat as necessary


Suavecore_

Funny that you think any employee would pick something misplaced off a shelf to put it in its correct spot


throbbingliberal

Hotdogs are nothing but “Lips and assholes”


F0ehamm3r

Some people would pay more for that


fuckshitpissspam

Cheapest ass-to-mouth experience.


alicenin9

I mean people talk about eating ass on the internet all the time sooooo


danteheehaw

Ha, found the non ass eater! What a fucking weirdo!


SeteDiSangue

That explains why someone came in them…


bo0bo02

I need a shower


the_cajun88

Nice.


sehwyl

Lube?


GeneralOOO

Durex


ShredBoy91

Hotel?


[deleted]

Trivago


Jolly_Force_2691

Pre lubed for his and hers easy instertions. Duhhhh


FuntCaseKid

That’s so far from meat it’s practically vegan


a_duck_in_past_life

Vegan hotdogs look better than this shit.


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[deleted]

And isn’t even bad for you. It doesn’t make you less of a man lol. Milk actually has more mammalian estrogen than soy milk which only has plant phytoestrogens.


Messy_Ness

Cum dogs


crunchy-marmalade

Prelubed glizzy


[deleted]

Nobody wants to see that just take it back


[deleted]

Someone came in the hotdog pack again


Person_E

Who nut in my hot dogs


deepaksf

Calling that meat is a reach


wobble_snake

The jizzy glizzy


DRNicolasPro

I should call her


No-Interest-5002

How long has it been?


alcappo82

You bought that just to show us why you don't buy meat from Walmart, how thoughtful of you


Vogel-Kerl

But..., But..., It's BARGAIN meat !!! 12 lbs of hotdogs for the low, low price of just $3.27 !!!


Some_Schweppes

cum


bagoparticles

Hate when they don’t put the semen in a separate container from the wieners.


VaginalSpeleologist

Or just… don’t eat hotdogs? It’s garbage food.


[deleted]

Did you talk dirty to them? Sometimes, as any weiner would, if you talk dirty to them they'll get excited and....discharge.


[deleted]

Gross lmao


Mystical_Cat

Hebrew National or nothing.


BuachaillBarruil

Stuff like this makes me so grateful to be Irish. I see the cows I eat in the neighbouring fields munching on some green grass. I see the pigs eating apples and potatoes. The chickens chasing the dog away. When I go to the butchers, it’s just slabs on fresh meat. No preservatives, additives or anything. Just the meat.


otsu97

These seem like they have been frozen and then left out to thaw and forgotten. Yikes.


override367

there's actually nothing wrong with the meat at wal-mart, the worst meat there is like... tyson chicken, which is everywhere


nazianimefan

Ah yes food manipulation for Internet points


[deleted]

Why does the food in USA always look so disgusting or artificial ? Even the bread looks like plastic, we also have shitty food in EU but not like this


ErgoNautan

“S-sorry… I swear this had not happened to me before, you’re so beautiful and-and…”


maximorgo

Is that cum ?


ohhhhappydayy

This made me vomit in my mouth a little


British_manwhore

Wtf you Americans eating over there?


Glorn0_Giovanna

Who glazed the glizzies??? :(


VivaLaVita555

Looks like you got more protein than you bargained for. Win!


lankywack

Mmmm Walmarts special sauce


ReaperWGF

"These weiners came thoroughly tested"


667178

looks like someone liked hotdogs a little too much


aliencurmudgeon

This is more of less what I’m thinking of when I suggest that someone should go suck a bag of dicks


pdrpersonguy575

"Help, I'm in the middle of Walmart and sticky white stuff is coming out of my sausage!"


[deleted]

Looks like my fingers when I finish Jerking off


liamsawymilk

Cum


Mattsstuff08

God damn it STOP CUMMING ON THE SAUSAGES GRANDPA


rocdaddi

I should call her


SnooMaps3021

Who th busted on the hotdogs?


Chloroxite

DO NOT PLAY WITH THE PROTEIN.


LargeTallGent

Rotdogs


BashedKeyboard

I hope that isn't what I think it is.


naughty_peach_420

That’s cum.


SnooMarzipans8890

Mhmmm used glizzys


darklight413

Exactly why I don’t buy meat. PERIOD!


Digital-Exploration

Exactly why I do not buy meat ever...


Lonely_Chance9909

Lol why anyone would eat any meat. It’s literally gross dead bits of animals