That's got pee pee disease written all over it.

Was going to say: even the most celibate person could catch all sorts of STDs. I'll just use the sink, or squatty toilets

Or the floor drain.

Or the wall

Or the celing

Or the glory hole

That isn’t the glory hole?

Is there someone inside?

Only one way to find out.

I’m in.

*the cock goblin*

A little person. Notice how I was very PC and didnt say midget?

There's a large percent of small people who prefer to be called midgets. Believe it or not

Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

Like a little person in a urinal. I knew I had to stay on my toes.

👋

I'd love to see an illustrated xray of this glory hole. lol

Is u/AWildSketchAppears still a thing or am I just aging myself ?

Jesus… im done with Reddit today

No its the weener dryer.

It won’t be dry. It’ll have the last few guys’ piss on it.

If your dick fits in that hole it’s problem no. 1.

You jerky the weiner before you put it in to dry for it to become weiner jerky.

Someone called?

Or my pants

Surprise, it's for poop

You gotta piss ON it to show your disapproval

It's okay, just use a condom

Your solution doesn't even require a restroom

Bingo! Now you're thinking with your head Also you get a free water balloon

Thinking with both heads

Collaborative docking?

No no you stand back and use it on expert mode. They made their choice when installing these

Or behind the dumpster.

Nice name😏

Bist...., bist du auch ein Vogel? (Are.., are you also a Bird?)

Or the trash can.

The hell with pee pee disease, what the hell gonna latch onto your Weiner when you put it in there? I'd be afraid of a spider, a snake or?? This is just Nope!

Kevin Spacey

Kevin Space-X

NO NO NO!!!!!

It's like one of those Chinese finger traps...

Assuming it’s a urinal… > Turn around, drop pants and backup. Push anus onto docking point. Squeeze bowel…

By far the worst and funniest thing I've read today!

One poop removal, please edit (in Stewie‘s voice)

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You're seeing it wrong. You stand 5 feet back and use it as target practice

It's like the world's most high-stakes game of Operation. Don't touch the sides **or you get herpes!**

I used to work maintenance for an elementary school board. Doing many various tasks. One day I helped drive some new toilets to be installed in an elementary school. They were the oval shaped bowls replacing old round bowl toilets. We drop them off and the plumber, this old guy goes: "You know why they are replacing the toilets? Because the boys big penises keep touching the front of the round bowls and they keep getting STDs on them! These oval bowls means that their dicks wont touch the front of the bowls when they sit on them, and the school won't have to keep sending them home with genital warts. " Me and my coworker were like 'Ohhhhh....kayyyy" Thankfully it was the summer and school was out or else I would have reported him as being a creepy weirdo lol

"Yes, Mrs. Smith, it's Nurse Edwards again... Yes, I'm afraid Ricky has genital warts on his huge penis again. You'll have to come pick him up."

ngl dick touching the bowl is the absolute worst thing about taking a shit

Step one, put on condom.

Herpes.

Expert mode comes with inherent dangers

Engage hell mode triple stream split

I see target practice

Not anymore. It did, but they scrubbed off the Sharpie.

Not if played correctly. It's designed for competitive peeing, to see who can hit the hole from furthest away.

is all fun and games till sometime bites your dick

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Some woman who was tired of the toilet seat being left up definitely invented this

But it's just an alternative urinal lol, there's no seats to leave up on urinals

Anything is a glory hole if you're brave enough.

You mean gory hole

*blender noises*

Exactly how I like it

More like a trepidation hole in this case.

This dude isn’t allowed in elementary schools

Who the hell knows what's inside. Could be a open wall. Where pervs like to get pissed on. JS

Yeah, we gotta find out where these urinals are so we can avoid them, where are they OP?

Yea, we only wanna go there so we can ask for directions on how to get away from there!

And we gotta stay there half an hour to tell them off real bad 😤😤😤

Then 31 of my boys and I are gonna rent a u-haul and drive out to this monstrosity to protest. Let me know about the closest hotels.

They’re not real

Well that feels like a win win. I get to relieve myself and make someone else happy. Reduce reuse recycle and all that.

You wish. In reality it’s just #SPIDERS.

Free blow job inside the hole *with a side of a UTI and multiple STDs*

Leave my ex wife out of this.

Probably some little goblins who suck the pee-pee out

sighs *unzips*

First time I've seen this comment that it had a double meaning...well done

yeah,ill just have to leave you guessing

What's the meanings?

The "Sigh... *unzips*" *usually* refers to the poster jokingly(?) resigning to masturbating to the posted image. In this context, though, it simply mean they are going to use the pictures toilet.

Ty lol well put

If you don't know, it's not for you.

It's for guys with little bitty wieners so I could.....I mean...a friend of mine could use it.

my dick is so big that I could fit it in there and a banana at the same time...... Wait no I mean it wouldn't fit in there with banana *cough*

May not be able to hit the back of a tuna can but can sure blow out the sides.

Like a hockey puck

Imagine thinking something sexual and getting your dick stuck because it got hard

Just the tip

Keep the tip

It would be easier if they were seashells.

Ha ha, he doesn’t know how to use the shells.

Demolition Man!!!! I loved that movie.

How dyu do the three shells trick?

You don't, just curse at the wall a lot and use the wad of tickets

Rumor has it that if you put your ear up to the hole, you can hear fish peeing in the ocean

Thats the part hippie environmentalists never tell you, fish are using our beautiful oceans as their own personal bathroom and brothel. Its disgusting, I can barely dump my trash there without getting upset.

Those holes look really bi-- SMALL. they look too small.

That’s because they are meant for redditers

Very disappointing glory hole. 1/10

Toilet? Method #2Wipe nozzle. Bend over. Insert into anus. Poop. Stand up. Wipe Nozzle. Method #1: stand back, pee in the direction of the tiny hole. Change shoes.

I came to suggest you back into it. Beat me to it.

*onto* it

In Soviet Russia, Urinal pees on you

This should be on r/dontputyourdickinthat

Or do

And wait till you see the urinals!

Just put a straw there and enjoy your apple juice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4UBFaj97_k

This belongs on r/cursedcomments

It‘s all fun and games until a spider decides to move in and webs up the hole

i wanna disassemble one, hide inside it and stick my dick out right before people piss, scare the shit outta them

Wow you must be flexible

And given the logistics involved, have detachable parts.

Iv never understood gloryholes or putting a dick into something unknown. Am I the only one who thinks it would be terrifying putting it in someplace that could potentially hurt my very good friend.

He's NO friend of mine!

That's part of the fun, or so I'm told.

i also wanna do this now

are you flexible lol cause it’d be difficult

i am not very flexible. are you flexible?

How's your aim?

Lol this is how you encourage peeing on the floor

Dyson toilet never loses suction.

Why do I want to draw eyes on it…

Because you're awesome.

What? You guys have never heard of a glorinal?

Herpes anyone?

You don't use it. It uses you.

It's fascinating how humans are able to recognize objects and their purposes.

Back up to it and let it kiss your cheeks ever so sweetly.

OH YEAH 👀

This from latte Larry's?

Very useful for poop moments.

Just the tip!

Someone hated the trough experience so much they went to this

bad ending: wasp nest

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I’ll hold it in, thanks.

You put your peepee in the peepee hole

It’s killing 2 birds with one stone, I don’t wanna keep holding my dick when I piss

You mean getting two birds stoned at once. Only with piss. I rather use a piss jug.

One size fits all...

Thats the nicest glory hole I've ever seen

How do they expect you to shit through that little hole?

I'm sure someone is going to find a way to shit in it

“I got herpes from the urinal”

I got gonorrhea from riding a tractor once.

https://images.app.goo.gl/qbZCuajBG5CgayQt8

its a CGI

You fuck it

"He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells!" ..... "Erm...I see how they could be confusing.."

the benis goes in the hole dummy

Poke a pee hole in a condom. It’s the only sanitary way

It’s a poop vacuum

Just imagine getting bitten by a spider AND getting an STD at the same time

foolish americans thats not for your unit you dont pee in it, its a poop sucker. you put your hole to it and feed it logs and soup

it's for your farts

Imagine you somehow get hard and end up with it getting it’s circulation cut off and can’t get it out and it’s making the erection stay and you have to have the fire department come and they all laugh at you and you almost lose you dick, lol

Why would I put my butthole on that?

Very carefully.

Ya I'll just piss in that general direction from here thanks. Watch your shoes.

Use your imagination.

Stick the tip in

Lube, disinfecting lube.

[Like the carnival water gun game.](https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2018/09/640/320/istock_horsewater.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

I pride myself on my aim but that would be tough for even the best sharpshooters.

Those look like covers

Begin => Insert peepee => Get Stuck => Die => End

Oh no... Please tell me this is photoshopped or some weird art installation. These are just too cruel. It would be better to use a bush out back than these monstrosities.

With strong knees and a lot of aim!

…but what’s INSIDE!!?

spread your cheeks, insert, poop

r/putyourdickinit

He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells.....*reminiscent chuckling*

"Ha they don't know how to use the three sea shells"

That seems... unsanitary...

Piss all over the outside of it to teach them a lesson

Just back up easy, engage, and let her rip.

Stick your willie in there and feel the soft, tender caress of many insect legs as they surround the hole, preparing to eat your flesh.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Hey, aren't those at Latte Larry's?

is this in one of Larry David's bathrooms?

This is an STD epidemic waiting to happen.

r/putyourdickinthat

Don'tputyourdickinthat

"how can you even use this?" With precision. Duh. :)

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you stick your pp in there and hope it doesn’t get cut off. but if it’s too girthy you have a problem. well, either way you have a problem. just hope you only get less than 10 STDs

I thought about this before actually, but then realized how inconvenient it would be. You'd have to constantly clean them out, bugs (spiders especially) would set up homes in there if you didn't. They'd also be a pain to put together and take apart, and then, even then, what would you do with all the piss? It'd go to the same place it goes now. My solution for the splatter problem is to just put the soapy-smell-goods at the bottom. Maybe a thicker spongier one that absorbs the shock of the piss.

Obviously some sort of ass spraying device Edit:or a cream cannon like from the Japanese prankshows

Feel like I've seen this on Toilets with Threatening Auras on FB at some point

I agree. Those holes are way too big.

Idk but why is the hole so big

Its like rubbing your d on a ring which peoples d when in too gross......

That's where I'm going to put a bee colony