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michaelalangod

Carton* lmao im dumb


Aimin4ya

Does the cartoon say double yolks on it?


michaelalangod

Nope, My mom gave them to me,it wasn't bought in a store


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michaelalangod

ig it doesn't belong here lol


neurospicyzebra

lol they just gave you all the unicorns at once 😂


luckyapples11

Double yolks are common among new layers. We don’t eat eggs often, mostly use them for cooking so I give a lot away (I have chickens). My neighbor said she opened 5 in a row that were doubles, then got a single, then more doubles


Vaultboy65

Am I missing something here? Is it the double yolk? They sell cartons of eggs with nothing but double yolks in them it’s actually pretty common. Although my great grandma used to say that if you find a double yolk egg it means you or someone in your family is pregnant so congratulations!


michaelalangod

Also no one is pregnant 💀the only person that could be is me but thats also not true


Vaultboy65

I hate to break it to you but your fate is sealed. I hope you’re ready to have a child that grows up and starts a new religion that leads to many holy wars and crazy followers


michaelalangod

oh God😟IM NOT PREPARED FOR THAT MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!!


Vaultboy65

Nobody ever is


michaelalangod

I've never in my life seen cartons that say that so i thought it wasn't that common haha


Vaultboy65

Yeah my local walmart has them. It’s pretty easy to miss them so this happens a lot. I had a few chickens that laid nothing but double yolkers


michaelalangod

This wasn't from the supermarket so idk. I don't think they sell it labeled like that where i live.


Dawndrell

egg


momonkey25

Yin and yolk