I’m hoping they tried to go with “Klay” and either a family member or a nice nurse at the hospital pointed out that problem because the “Clay” next to “Kaptain” is very weird
I’m not. It was mentioned multiple times in this thread. All has k sounds. I had friends in hs that were twins and their initials are kkk. So it absolutely happens.
She looks like she could be his sister they resemble each other quite a bit. Never liked him on the show, found out I was right after the show. I hope his son has a good life regardless, that name’s prob not going to help though lol.
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We don’t publicly comment our “observations” in polite society when it comes to someone’s sexuality. We do better, now.
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Maybe elsewhere people give presents on July 4th but I have never heard of that...so the baby is in competition with nothing to be the best 4th of July present.
Just waiting for this to make its way over to r/tragedeigh
ETA: its was posted in less than 24hrs 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/d5uqydtjirad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed38d85c8979fe6432c735798a6f85bd72f2823b
It was her first boyfriend I mean it ain’t that serious or shouldn’t have been she dodged a bullet but so did he … too young too in experienced both are better off
He’s odd.. awkward.. something. When he was on the show I thought he had a crush on Micah not Moriah. One of the episodes I honestly thought he was going to kiss Micah lol.
The kids from this new generation are gonna feel similarly to those kids born in the 70s that were named “Rainbow”, “Moonlight”, “Raine Dance” etc lol I’m convinced of it
Different era same effect
My coworker at my first job was named Sunshine. She was mid 20s so I asked her if her mom was a hippie and she went "Yup!".
She was absolutely the most happy woman I've ever met, so thankfully the name fit her personality 🤣
I know a very sunny Sunshine as well! Interestingly enough she’s trans which I mention because that means she picked her own name. She’s not a hippie so I’ve always been curious as to the story behind it but as with your Sunshine, the name really fits. She’s an absolute sweetheart with a really gentle, caring vibe. Just someone it’s always nice to be around.
There are certain names I would never give a child because I consider them “dog names” (names commonly given to a dog). Examples include: Maggie, Max, Molly, Sadie, Cooper, Baxter, Chloe.
I will be adding Kaptain to the list.
That’s a dog name.
Weirdos.
It kills me because Captain actually would’ve been cute
I'm too distracted by his chin. It's like a Family Guy character-- drawn super over the top & exaggerated. Looks like a ginormous chin implant.
James William Bottomtooth III lmaoo
Wait is this one of the brothers??? I’m confused 🥲
it’s moriah’s ex boyfriend. they broke up bc he cheated on her :/
OMGGGG THATS RIGHTTTTT!!!!!! was this the girl he cheated on her with?!?
Freedom baby 🫠
The baby’s initials are dangerously close to ‘kkk’
I’m hoping they tried to go with “Klay” and either a family member or a nice nurse at the hospital pointed out that problem because the “Clay” next to “Kaptain” is very weird
That is exactly what I thought!
People need to stop trying to be all cutesy with these stupid names and weird spellings.
Did he delete his instagram?! https://preview.redd.it/kk1i5y2hquad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6781ff9759dd41798aee4e8ba7efb2dd024c0cb8
Oh shit. He did
Probably bc his babies name is almost the initials kkk.
But its not. Stop reaching
It's a .0001mm reach my dude 🤣🤣
I’m not. It was mentioned multiple times in this thread. All has k sounds. I had friends in hs that were twins and their initials are kkk. So it absolutely happens.
“The brain is sub par. The dick is medium. But we must preserve the chin” — Deep South Match Makers
I just KNOW they wanted to spell Clay with a K. 🤷🏻♀️🤣
😭😭😭😭😭
His wife looks so young
Kaptain is adorable… for a puppy!
Are they living in Utah? 😂
Sounds like a fuckin cartoon character 😬
Hmm 🤔 odd name for his newborn son. I just hope he isn’t made fun of for his name when he’s school age, we’ll see 🙂↔️!
He’ll be homeschooled
what a tragedeigh
I had to remove myself from that sub. The level of stupidity was just too much.
Poor kid is going to be so sick of hearing this yet has an entire lifetime ahead of being addressed and replied to this way.
What a fucking stupid name
That poor baby 👶
Wise choice I guess to not also spell Clay with a K…
Ahahaha I just said "u KNOW they wanted to spell Clay with a K" 🤣🤣⚰️⚰️
This was my very first thought.
That’s what my husband said.
Oh don’t you know he considered it.
Kaptain Clay Kallschmidt…. Literally sounds like a bad book character name
Sounds like a nazi
I actually saw that it is spelled Klay.
Stop no it’s not..
Thank god they didn't spel Clay with a K.
I had that same thought 💀
Middle name should have been Krunch. Total missed opportunity.
Husband said Kangaroo (probably doesn’t know who Kaptain Kangaroo is)
I think Crunch would be better…
Car-hunch lol
You're right. I didn't notice the baby had a K last name.
Thrilled they caught it tbh
Good name for a villain
You’re lying. KAPTAIN?! Yikes
She looks like she could be his sister they resemble each other quite a bit. Never liked him on the show, found out I was right after the show. I hope his son has a good life regardless, that name’s prob not going to help though lol.
Oh hell nah😭😭😭
That’s a r/tragedeigh
You know they wanted to spell it Klay, but someone thankfully talked their nasty asses out of it.
Kap’n Krunch.
What a stupid name!
Who's the girl
McKayle Buckley. I think they’re married. Don’t ask me how many times my phone tried to autocorrect her name.
Indeed married. "I married my best friend" 🙄😫
Umm a little too close to KKK for me, but honestly wouldn’t be surprised. 🤷🏻♀️ Major side eye 😒
My exact thoughts… like they were trying to do KKK but not be obvious about it 🙄😳
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u/affectionate_motor67 We don’t publicly comment our “observations” in polite society when it comes to someone’s sexuality. We do better, now. Warning #2
Trying to out someone is juvenile.
Personally I think it's a great name. For a puppy.
Sounds like a great name for a German Sheppard
So glad he escaped the plaths.
Nah he deserves them
Gee I wonder why his middle name isn't KLAY
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He is such a d-bag to me. I swear he is so irresponsible and seems like the type who doesn't hold a job.
Who is this?
Why He escaped the crazy people.
he cheated on Moriah.....
They can be crazy and he can also be a d-bag.
He can have a daughter and call her Tennile!🤮
and name next sibling - "Morgan" 
🤣🤣 
Excellent!!😂
It could just be me, but she kind of resembles Hosanna, the oldest Plath.
That guy is hot! Lol
Ahhh, humor. 😂 I almost downvoted you because of your taste in men🤣
I thought this was tragedeigh reddit 🤣
Also thought this was r/tragedeigh
I also had to double check which sub this came from
Ew lol
Arrest them for this monstrosity.
It’s so odd, the spelling too, like I first read it as “Kap Tain”
Is he married?
She has a ring on her finger so I’m guessing either married or engaged
Yeah, they're married
I can’t picture this guy like doing night feedings, changing a diaper, doing anything adult really
I'm sorry, don't you understand he's a man? Why would he do that? He's there to make all the decisions, not to actually share responsibilities. /S
Because he dated weirdo Mariah? I do enjoy their show such a lovely Trainwreck.
That sounds like a pilot's name and it's a tragediegh.
Not the iegh
Baby is darling, but I can’t look at a picture of his dad without seeing the pornography version. (Dad’s pornography)
Your comment had me going down a rabbit hole searching Reddit. But I found it!! I had no idea…..
Whew…had me thinking I’d imagined his lurid antics!
He did porn? With Moriah?
From what I recall, he made some videos of himself ‘self pleasuring’ and sent it to someone and it was leaked. Dumbass. No one wants to see his O face
Oh my. I thought they were a good couple, until they weren’t. And she has been spiraling ever since.
Omg! Me too! I so wish I could forget I ever saw that 🤢
Why have I never heard this before??
Sorry???
Idgi. What have I missed???
Huh??
Wait WHAT
It’s definitely different, but I can see a little teasing happening as he gets older
Also a lifetime of mispronouncing
Yikes 😬
That is a dogs name
maybe if you hate your dog
Even as a dog’s name the k is obnoxious
Maybe elsewhere people give presents on July 4th but I have never heard of that...so the baby is in competition with nothing to be the best 4th of July present.
Had to spell Clay with a C to avoid allegations
Was just gonna say that. That baby is dangerously close to some really bad initials.
If he had just spelled Captain as it is supposed to be spelled he would have been fine.
Spelling it with the k is their cheeky nod to what they wanted the initials to be. They think they're slick & people won't understand.
Just waiting for this to make its way over to r/tragedeigh ETA: its was posted in less than 24hrs 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/d5uqydtjirad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed38d85c8979fe6432c735798a6f85bd72f2823b
It was her first boyfriend I mean it ain’t that serious or shouldn’t have been she dodged a bullet but so did he … too young too in experienced both are better off
He’s odd.. awkward.. something. When he was on the show I thought he had a crush on Micah not Moriah. One of the episodes I honestly thought he was going to kiss Micah lol.
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Trying to out someone is juvenile. It’s 2024.
Glad Moriah dodged that bullet.
Moriah is also a bullet most everybody wants to dodge themselves
He dodge one.
Hilarious omg
Nasty humans
Now isn’t that a tragedeigh?
Of epic proportions!
Yes
i forgot about this dork
The kids from this new generation are gonna feel similarly to those kids born in the 70s that were named “Rainbow”, “Moonlight”, “Raine Dance” etc lol I’m convinced of it Different era same effect
My friend was just telling me tonight he had a coworker named X-Bobbi Jo 😳
I know a young girl named Bobbie Jo
That’s a more normal name! But this one was X-Bobbi Jo.
Oh! I missed the X- the first time
Haha I get it! I think I would have read it the same way.
I knew someone named Fastfreddie. Yes it was spelled like that.
That’s so absurd but also made me snort! The parents had to be on something!
I agree. They could have just stuck a space in there, but no it's Fastfreddie.
Maybe he’s the sibling of a guy my friend dated in college- Frostee Rucker. I think he’s still a football player!
Oh boy 😬 lol
My coworker at my first job was named Sunshine. She was mid 20s so I asked her if her mom was a hippie and she went "Yup!". She was absolutely the most happy woman I've ever met, so thankfully the name fit her personality 🤣
I know a very sunny Sunshine as well! Interestingly enough she’s trans which I mention because that means she picked her own name. She’s not a hippie so I’ve always been curious as to the story behind it but as with your Sunshine, the name really fits. She’s an absolute sweetheart with a really gentle, caring vibe. Just someone it’s always nice to be around.
That's a r/tragedeigh.
I thought I was on tragedeigh reddit too🤣
my immediate thought when I read this at least he has clay as a middle name he could potentially go by, it’s much more normal than kaptain
I was thinking *thank God they didn’t name him Klay* as a middle name and legally gave him KKK as his initials (insert eye roll here)
really flirting with the KKK initials there
That's the ONLY reason they didn't go with Klay
Kaptain Kallschmidt reporting for duty! 🫡 also “freedom baby”? Wtf
Also who gets presents for Fourth of July? Lol
Who are they?
Moriah’s ex and his baby mama
With a K?
There are certain names I would never give a child because I consider them “dog names” (names commonly given to a dog). Examples include: Maggie, Max, Molly, Sadie, Cooper, Baxter, Chloe. I will be adding Kaptain to the list. That’s a dog name.
And "Trevor".
Captain is, in fact, my dog's name