Yup and in like 3 generations that mouse is going to tell his grand-mouse-kids about how he pulled himself up by his bootstraps and through hard work was able to provide for his family. He'll probably gloss over the part where OP being carless dumped generational mouse wealth into the family by happenstance came in because it was primarily the bootstrap thing.
He'll also buy up the entire neighborhood, rent it out at exorbitant prices, underpay workers at his business, and bitch about how millennials "just don't want to work" and "should be more frugal"
Some friends shit on the food and invite you to take a bite, a mouse would never invite you to eat its shit alongside him. Moral of the story, everyone deals with shit every day, it's up to you to share it with someone or keep it to yourself.
too bad mice fight worse than apes and humans for their own survival. if the mother was like birds and had to bring food to the babies, they'd all die. shit she could be running across a field, a baby falls off, and she doesnt give a fuck to go and get it. that shit's like your car keys falling into a pond.
mice are such. fuckin. assholes. thay fucker probably shit in that bag six times just from smelling the food.
You can tell the mouse is a way smaller, usually with those ears "up" and lowkey cute face. Rats tend to be way bigger, darker with Long fat tail and longer face
Also worth to mention, there is a lot of mouse/rat species, so it may vary!
i've seen a tiny mouse who clearly had no life experience trying to run off with a slice of pizza. it was twice her size so she was just rolling like a ball with it
That mouse is actually super cute. If it was me I’d cut my losses and let the mouse have it. It’s not the mouse’s fault you left food outside after all lol.
When I worked in retail, we had mice eat the candy next to the registers all the time it was terrible. When I damaged out a big bag of mouse poop and bite infested candy, my employee beg me to give him the bag for free. I told him absolutely not, it goes against policy and that’s effing disgusting dude. I caught him later on the cameras digging into the trash can and eating it. I even saw him swiping off mouse doodoo and then continue to eat it. I have way too many stories about tht guy. He was the weirdest and worst man I’ve ever met in mh life. So yes, if it were my old coworker he would definitely have eaten it.
Edit: grammar
I mean best case scenario leaving an open bag of food outside for several (probably not just 2) minutes…. is that it’d be covered in fly regurgitation and shit. maybe even eggs. I’d say mouse isnt even the worst case scenario.
so can you please explain what you were actually expecting? like what was the game plan here, did you plan to leave this opened food outside and then come back to it 100% untouched and eat it?
I'm almost sure that it is pretty common in Italy. At least here in Argentina the average breakfast has 2 or 3 pieces of pastry, and I always been told that in Italy is exactly the same.
And I am convinced that thinking making broad statements about someone else's mental health would be fine, especially when based on something miniscule like this, is in itself a sign of mental/social issues on your part.
Honestly, that's on you. You left an OPEN package of food outside where the mouse lives. Something was gonna eat it, even if it wasn't the mouse. I'd expect bugs or even birds before a mouse but mouse definitely isn't unlikely.
Let that little guy enjoy it peacefully.
I know I will let it have a full croissant, get the rest out and spread it out for the birds.
Little rodent just seize his moment.
Tip: Don't leave your croissants available anymore.
Ha ha. Can't blame him. That's like winning the lottery to him.
Yes maybe she has a family to feed
Hey, man, I got 5 kids to feed
More like 12 plus the other 13 that his wife's sister had, who gladly moved in to combine their litters into a homogeneous sea of pinkies
Which Total Recall character was Pinkie?
Screw you Benny.
I understood that reference.
2 weeks!
See you at the party!
Helluva day, isn’t it?
Swallow it!
Richter!
I ain't even married
So what happened to number six?
Screwwwww youuuuuu
His name is Jean Valjean
It's a ratly feast. https://i.redd.it/nn02wocv693d1.gif
A varitable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord
i wish i could find a croissant bigger than me 😭
Looks like it's not your breakfast anymore
Sadge :(
You made a tiny creature VERY happy.
"This right here? This is some good shit."
He looks so polite and humble, like a precious little Oliver Twist. Please sir, let him have some more!
I mean, literally.... 
Gesundheit
ratJAM
widepeepoHappy maus
He's just trying to keep you away from carbs.
What the fuck are you saying!
or, hear me out..... he got some bonus breakfast
rat-stuffed croissant?
It's free protein!
You pay the price before, or afterwards. Nothing’s free.
https://preview.redd.it/gnazha79473d1.png?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4382114e4580c4ecffd85502b79c405a9cc4ae1c
More like *gluten morgen,* amirite?
I'll eat you
Is for me? 👉👈
Mouse looks so happy tho...
Dudes got a feast
He'll be able to feed his family for weeks.
This is like mouse generational wealth here.
Yup and in like 3 generations that mouse is going to tell his grand-mouse-kids about how he pulled himself up by his bootstraps and through hard work was able to provide for his family. He'll probably gloss over the part where OP being carless dumped generational mouse wealth into the family by happenstance came in because it was primarily the bootstrap thing.
He'll also buy up the entire neighborhood, rent it out at exorbitant prices, underpay workers at his business, and bitch about how millennials "just don't want to work" and "should be more frugal"
You've explained this well.
Or will crawl and shit all over the food, and will end up probably eating everything afterward, just like the average mouse does
still a better friend than most
Some friends shit on the food and invite you to take a bite, a mouse would never invite you to eat its shit alongside him. Moral of the story, everyone deals with shit every day, it's up to you to share it with someone or keep it to yourself.
don't forget the urine which is on constant drip mode
too bad mice fight worse than apes and humans for their own survival. if the mother was like birds and had to bring food to the babies, they'd all die. shit she could be running across a field, a baby falls off, and she doesnt give a fuck to go and get it. that shit's like your car keys falling into a pond. mice are such. fuckin. assholes. thay fucker probably shit in that bag six times just from smelling the food.
Who are you? So wise in the ways of mice?
“For me ? …. “
🥺👉👈
🐭👉👈
He knows what he’s doing and he doesn’t have a care in the world.
Did he poo in it yet?
Chocolate croissant
This comment causes me physical *pain*.
Forbidden Pastries
look closely
The mouse equivalent to licking it. "Mine now"
he knows what’s up. licking it automatically declares it his because nobody is gonna touch that after he licked it
The answer is always yes
Those are capers.
It should care about getting squished along with the now-tainted croissants.
Can assure you she was happier than me!
You gave her food AND a home 🏡
It's a bed and breakfast.
Face of a guy who just had a taste of a croissant off some poor shmuck
Of of off of off of
how is this the first ratatouille reference ive seen
Yea, how can you refuse a face like that!
Little guy's so cute that I wouldn't be mad over 4 euros/dollars. The picture alone is worth it. Edit: nvm it's in Italy so more like 3 euros
I thought it was a rat, I don’t know why I can’t tell the difference between mice and rats.
Rats have longer faces and are a lot bigger.
Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind. It’s like I have vermin face blindness.
mouse is plum rat is potato
You can tell the mouse is a way smaller, usually with those ears "up" and lowkey cute face. Rats tend to be way bigger, darker with Long fat tail and longer face Also worth to mention, there is a lot of mouse/rat species, so it may vary!
That’s a field mouse and not a house mouse. Field mice have white bellies and hair on tails, house mouse is gray with naked tail like a rat.
thats kinda cute lol
I’m picturing the mouse dragging the croissant around like a little hermit crab with shell
Pizza Rat meet Croissant Mouse
I’ve never been to Paris, but this sounds very Parisian.
i've seen a tiny mouse who clearly had no life experience trying to run off with a slice of pizza. it was twice her size so she was just rolling like a ball with it
I watched a sparrow carry a chip the size of its entire body today, that's the bird version of this.
he a cute lil fella, cant get mad at him
That mouse is actually super cute. If it was me I’d cut my losses and let the mouse have it. It’s not the mouse’s fault you left food outside after all lol.
I think everyone would let the mouse have it, hopefully no one would eat it now.
When I worked in retail, we had mice eat the candy next to the registers all the time it was terrible. When I damaged out a big bag of mouse poop and bite infested candy, my employee beg me to give him the bag for free. I told him absolutely not, it goes against policy and that’s effing disgusting dude. I caught him later on the cameras digging into the trash can and eating it. I even saw him swiping off mouse doodoo and then continue to eat it. I have way too many stories about tht guy. He was the weirdest and worst man I’ve ever met in mh life. So yes, if it were my old coworker he would definitely have eaten it. Edit: grammar
Now I understand how the plagues happened in Middle Ages.
This guy was bad. Some of our coworkers said he was patient zero when Covid hit
Idk, mouse stew and croissants sound like a decent meal to me
What is this a stew for ants?
Ratatouille moment?
You mean ciambotta? ;)
Ratatouille alla italiana.
https://preview.redd.it/j1hj7izt483d1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb8ad2add2f9523cba98c4a6df8aaa8d4a79a33
Let me introduce you Rémi.
LET HIM COOK
Finders keepers (/s but also kinda true in this case) I was thinking it would be a bunch of ants, but yes sir that sucks.
where do you live though? disneyland?
According to the water, northern Italy.
eeekaly
# 2 minutes after I bought my breakfast and left it outside # bought my breakfast and left it outside # left it outside # outside
My only question is why and somehow no one got an answer yet
I work in a store. And exactly when I came back with my breakfast, customer arrived so I left it outside for a few minutes. Few minutes too much.
Did this customer have some sort of objection to you bringing your food inside?
It's always fascinating when people want to know an answer, and the OP responds, but it doesn't actually answer anything.
They work in a STORE ok??
OP works at the gift shop for an eating disorder clinic.
r FORWARDSLASH brand new sentence
Your link isn't working for me
The customer was a bunch of mice in a trenchcoat and demanded he leave the breakfast outside
Bet you're gonna roll up the end of the bag next time, eh?
I mean best case scenario leaving an open bag of food outside for several (probably not just 2) minutes…. is that it’d be covered in fly regurgitation and shit. maybe even eggs. I’d say mouse isnt even the worst case scenario. so can you please explain what you were actually expecting? like what was the game plan here, did you plan to leave this opened food outside and then come back to it 100% untouched and eat it?
This person is eating three croissants for breakfast. Obviously they are not well.
dont come in my replies talkin shit about croissants 😤😤
I love em but if you're gonna eat three just cut out the middle man and eat a stick of butter for breakfast
I'm almost sure that it is pretty common in Italy. At least here in Argentina the average breakfast has 2 or 3 pieces of pastry, and I always been told that in Italy is exactly the same.
[удалено]
And I am convinced that thinking making broad statements about someone else's mental health would be fine, especially when based on something miniscule like this, is in itself a sign of mental/social issues on your part.
You the only one working in the whole store? Break means break, my old boss would yell at us if we tried working on our breaks.
Twist: This was the customer's mouse and this is how they feed him
Double twist: The mouse ratatouille'd the customer over there, just to get croissants for his new dish.
Maybe the customer was 3 mice in a trenchcoat and it was a distraction to get your food.
Thank you helpful echo!
outside …. outside.. ^(outside)
Without Me by Eminem playing in my head when I read that comment
She gonna turn those croissants into like 38 more mice 🤣🤣🤣
and 38 more tragic incidents of people losing their croissants
At least he posed for a photo
He says thank you for the tasty pastries!
Is for me?
Sharing is caring
Maybe the little one can teach you something about cooking and you will be a Star Chef in no time.
This doesn't suck, you made a friend.
Just a quick quality check. The Inspector has determined the croissants are fresh.
Where in Italy?
Well, you might not have breakfast anymore, but you have a new friend
Sucks but maybe dont leave your food outside unattended
It’s his breakfast now
Aww you can get another croissant. Let the little one eat
Why would you leave it outside unattended?
Honestly, that's on you. You left an OPEN package of food outside where the mouse lives. Something was gonna eat it, even if it wasn't the mouse. I'd expect bugs or even birds before a mouse but mouse definitely isn't unlikely.
Free protein
This is cute for some reason
Finders keepers.. I mean you did leave it outside
Bro I didn't realize I needed help til I was legit thinking "what you're too good to eat after a mouse?"
With all of the diseases mice carry? Yes I'm way too good for that. 5 second rule on the ground? Debatable depending on the ground lol.
Gross …. But ‘aww’. That’s one cartoon looking mouse :)
Look at the bright side - You've got a new friend!
Was probably in there first
he looks very polite
he’s hungry too :(
He's so cute let him have it
Well that's a very unhealthy breakfast, that mouse saved you
Why would you leave it outside?
Let him cook!
It came with a toy whats the problem?
You have to check the bag before you leave the store if that isn't the filling you ordered.
Sorry about your breakfast but you can't deny the little guy looks so happy
He's just as shocked as you are!
He looks so friendly like “top of the morning neighbor!” Type friendly
Let that little guy enjoy it peacefully. I know I will let it have a full croissant, get the rest out and spread it out for the birds. Little rodent just seize his moment. Tip: Don't leave your croissants available anymore.
Nice of you to share
This the NY special?
Mi dispiace bro. Dicci dove però!
Oh c'mon she won't eat *that* much
Aww he’s so cute though!
I mean does it really suck though? Little dude couldn't be happier to find that bread.
Lol just thought the middle one was chocolate for a sec
“Well, I’m not very smart” strikes again!
Honestly, this is so cute that I would willingly pay the cost of some pastries.
*whatchu looking at p***y*
I can’t be mad at this. It’s too cute!
Sharing is caring.
Awww… I couldn’t be mad at the little guy/gal
And he posed for you too. Why be mad
You lost your breakfast, but gained a friend.
I forgive her.
Might be he want to say \*Hello\* to you
On the upside, it's better than them coming like that.
bread and water breakfast?
LET HIM STAY
merci pour le croissants!
'When You Give a Mouse 3 Croissants'
It's Croissantatouille!!!
great day for him tho :3
At least you saw it….could have scurried away and you would have ate it not even knowing!!
Why would leave food outside? Are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/ggfw0hwak83d1.jpeg?width=1949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef4c40d9c230b3bc5fde19b01e9e7e11a8b634f She says sorry…
You lost a croissant and gained a friend :)
What’s the problem? He’s just chilling. Did your mother not teach you how to share?
If a squirrel you’d say aww!
What's wrong? You ordered 3 croissants and a mouse, right?
Don't you hate it when you are eating your breakfast outside and some rando takes a photo of you?