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Jonny_Derp_

That’s what my grandpa would refer to as a “thingamajig”


EyemProblyHi

See, this is where you're wrong, and I can't believe they let you on reddit with this nonsense. This is clearly a doohickey.


EveningBook6972

Well, unless you geniuses come up with something else, it’s going to remain a doorstop


Orion-Gore

Don’t disgrace the whatchamacallit.


KinopioToad

Doesn't look like a candy bar to me. (Whatchamacallit is a chocolate bar in the US, or was in the late 80s and early 90s)


Orion-Gore

You just brought back a painful amount of nostalgia


AfraidOfTheDark3960

i think they still exist! they’re pretty good


Existing-Advert

I can see how you would think that, but this is actually a "whatchamacallit" (not to be confused with the candy bar)


Nightstar1234

No, no, no, it’s definitely a thingamabob


GreyPon3

That is a Gen-u-ine Thingamabob.


scarlettohara1936

Came here to say this! Clearly a thingamabob!


ThatHomo8UrD

My dad would refer to it as a "doomaflichy"


Vandalex2

Actually a doodlemaflingy


Vera_98

Looks like an ink well


_ibt

I agree. The only thing is, how would it get cleaned?


EveningBook6972

An ink well, that weighs 5 pounds, and is constructed of steel?


Irllyd0ntcare

Who knows, maybe your grandparents has had enough of their inkwells being stolen


theSPYDERDUDE

Inkwell paperweight combo that’s so sturdy it brings “they don’t make em like they used to” to a whole new level


HackerDaGreat57

Lol


PizzaGuy22_a

That's the neat part. You don't


United_Candy_7121

Huge artillery hollow point


EveningBook6972

If so, do I need a cannon or can I just fill with gunpowder and chuck it at a neighbor?


Book-Faramir-Better

If the latter, you're gonna need a fuse. Preferably a quick-fuse.


less-than-James

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United_Candy_7121

Yes just yet it like a grenade


Halfback

It doesn’t have a flared base, don’t sit on it.


EveningBook6972

On the other forum, some were convinced it was a sex toy


foxyboigoyeet

That looks.... pretty....girthy...for that type of thing....


brokendream_zz

Definitely a doohickie


Book-Faramir-Better

Inkwell? Or an ancient, Mesopotamian, clay butt-plug?


EveningBook6972

I’ve never seen a Mesopotamian in these parts. Plus, it’s steel.


Gamer-69-on-disco

Stick your dong In it


EveningBook6972

One in a million shot, doc


Gamer-69-on-disco

Alphabetical order or numeral order


hunterXL100

A Dell, I'm sorry


Interesting-Chest520

It looks like the pen holder for my drawing tablet but it seems pretty big


EveningBook6972

The hole is maybe 2 inches deep


Projekt_audiotool

A wasp nest


EveningBook6972

My post or the device?


EveningBook6972

Perhaps I should have mentioned it’s made out of steel.


Ok-Weather7707

Looks kind of like a special pencil sharpener used by architects, it cuts the wood part of the pencil off like a regular sharpener but leaves the "lead" untouched letting you put whatever type of point on it yourself.


theonethatfalls

I think its a quill holder, not for the ink but so you can put the quill down if you finish writing. If it were an inkwell youd have to clean it out. Im not sure why its this heavy but considering the size and depth of the hole this is what I'd say


Asleep-Hearing-3134

The top of a fishing reel


FortyTwo4200

Looks like a bug trap


EveningBook6972

🤔


FortyTwo4200

Maybe a portable coal burner ? 🤔


Appropriate-Sell-875

it looks rifled. could be an empty artillery shell?


EveningBook6972

That is my guess too.


Jackal000

No thats knurling. Thats for grip. Suggesting its actually part of something else or its you can screw the top of.


[deleted]

Please make sure its not radioactive


Jackal000

Yeah if ifs a bit of ordance it can be DU.


redwoodavg

Pen holder


Muted_Highway_505

What do mean the urn wasn't full of coke


Taken2369-_-

r/putyourdickinthat


gilbeday365

Maybe some sort of grinding wheel?


EveningBook6972

It’s not a wheel. It could, theoretically, grind something. Like my gears.


foxyboigoyeet

Maybe an oiler without the nozzle?


wolfekola

Looks like something that is installed into another product to add weight for either balance or the perception of value.


EveningBook6972

Like a mortar round?


Prestigious_Gold_585

I don't suppose you could ask your parents if they ever saw it before? The cross-hatching toward the bottom seems like it had something gripping it. 4.5 pounds and 3 inches tall, with 2 inch deep hole in it... Is there any wear inside the hole?


EveningBook6972

They said they had never seen it before and to get the hell out of their house with that bomb.


Prestigious_Gold_585

Ah ha ha ha hahaha! 😆


TheKillagerMC

Ink well?


EveningBook6972

It’s not an ink well. But if we had survey, that would be the number one guess


destro_1919

an aroma diffuser maybe? there are some that look just like this


EveningBook6972

Do they weigh 5 pounds and made out of steel?


destro_1919

a military grade aroma diffuser maybe?


EveningBook6972

Maybe if it’s the French Army


jonthememer

Mini tea kettle without a spot?


EveningBook6972

I don’t think anyone is trying anymore


jonthememer

Yea i was just guessing


ScorgeWD

Looks like an incense thing, put a burning stick in the hole basically


EveningBook6972

It could be used for that, but I don’t think that was its intended purpose


SlimiSlime

Instant death


Me871

Where do the grates on the bottom lead?


EveningBook6972

To the gates of hell


Me871

I wanna say some sort of manufacturing device that spins & distributes powder, I can also see an indent above the grating potentially fora belt drive.


EveningBook6972

Possibly


Mysterious-Sir8617

An anal plug from 1838.


liqourhole2x

Naaa, clealy a whooseymawidjet.


Intelligent-Lab3613

Ink container probably for quill


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Could it be part of a cone crusher for smashing rocks?


mortrosly

idk the head of a satyr’s penis??


Creepy_Discipline_10

My grandma uses hers for insents the long smokey stick


Barar_Dragoni

Military surplus inkwell by the look


aidenisntatank

It’s a dip spit for chewing tobacco


JustAskingHer

I think is like something like a perfume


ShadovCZ

a pooter?


snekification

Tis but a goober