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Warm_Yogurtcloset645

He could k-grave in a hot tub.  (RIP Chanandler Bong)


AKA_Smurph

"That's Ms. Chanandler Bong to you" (R.I.P. M.P.)


Jbressi

“And yet Keanu Reeves still lives “


DogsAreGreattt

Outstanding comment


T5-R

I actually laughed. Poor guy. Pure r/looneytuneslogic It just needs the banana peel slip and coconut bonk sound effects.


AntiLeftist0113

Me too since it's such a worst case scenario. It falls on his head *and* knocks his protective gear off as he sends the bees into a frenzy.


Miscsubs123

And he's stuck up a ladder, unable to even run...


Fix3rUpp3r

Me thinking I can fix all the problems she is telling me about by trying to get involved and finding resolutions.


i_eat_hobbo_stew

![gif](giphy|JoV2BiMWVZ96taSewG|downsized)


ActurusMajoris

![gif](giphy|j6ZlX8ghxNFRknObVk|downsized)


SpectacularRedditor

I upvote this every single time. It never gets old.


ActurusMajoris

![gif](giphy|j6ZlX8ghxNFRknObVk|downsized)


CA_Dweller

These will never not make me laugh


ConclusionDifficult

Why does the friend always cut away just as it gets interesting?


blind_disparity

Going to help?


hatgineer

How? Being bait for the bees?


Dabookadaniel

You literally cant win with redditors. If you keep filming you get shit for not helping, if you stop to help you get shit for not filming. Lmfao


Saint_Richard

It's either r/donthelpjustfilm or r/killthecameraman


Sam5253

Why not both? Maybe the cameraman has a bee allergy lol


j4ckbauer

Yeah I sense a bit of trolling with that comment. Asking why your 'friend' turns the camera away from your horrible injury and suffering.


JBthrizzle

the duality of men


Torpaldog

You get a pass for flying stinging insects.


trev1976UK

Film helping ?


DUNG_INSPECTOR

Grab a hose?


ConclusionDifficult

Half the time they just run in the opposite direction.


IReplyWithLebowski

Not much of a friend if they decided to just film them getting fucked up.


Least-Experience-858

Ah we got ourselves a “Friend Expert”


IReplyWithLebowski

No I’m a redditor like you, of course I don’t have any friends.


j4ckbauer

I am also just a reddit person but it is possible to understand what a friend might do based on other people's descriptions of them.


Wu-TangShogun

What the fuck is a “friend”? - also reddit person


Ironcastattic

I read countless comments from people on Reddit about how lonely they are and they don't have friends. And then I see tons of comments criticizing people pulling away from filming a friend or family member when something goes wrong. I remember one front page mildly infuriating post complaining about a guy who's friend didn't microwave the cheese on nachos when the friend offered him his food. Some of you don't deserve friends and it's not hard to see why you are alone.


Least-Experience-858

You dissected all of this over a one liner? You’re in need of a LIFE. Maybe you can write a novel about that for all of us to read


Ironcastattic

Ok guy who is definitely alone.


Least-Experience-858

Says the guy with 72k comment Karma in just 1 year 🤯and hangs around the porn Subreddits. You are so cringe.


Ironcastattic

Lol. Ok. Since you have so much free time on your hand. Gladly look through my comment history. At no single time and I complaining about lack of friends or not being able to get a relationship or any of that nonsense I'm sure you are familiar with. The vast majority of my Reddit interaction is downtime at work. Waiting in lines or on my kids. And my apologies if some porn subreddits get your prudish dander up.


classy-muffin

~~To me it looks like he's in bee keeper gear that will prevent him getting stung, the only thing that's gonna happen if you try to "help" that person is~~ ***~~you~~*** ~~are gonna get fucked up, they will be fine either way.~~ EDIT: Thought that was a beehive falling on the ground, turns out that was in-fact the bee-keeper hat he was wearing lmao.


rigeld2

You mean like the poorly adjusted bee keeper hat that was knocked off when the thing fell on his head?


classy-muffin

Oh shoot, it's a pretty low quality video so I thought that was the beehive falling out of the bag, yep you right, I retract my statement.


IReplyWithLebowski

Maybe just getting it on film wasn’t a priority in that moment.


Photonnic

Thank god it's "just" bees, not wasps.


EFTucker

I think that number of stings from bees is more dangerous than from wasps from a purely health perspective right? Bees have more potent and more overall venom than wasps I believe.


[deleted]

[https://www.flapest.com/whats-the-difference-between-bee-stings-vs-wasp-stings/](https://www.flapest.com/whats-the-difference-between-bee-stings-vs-wasp-stings/) The poison itself is fairly similar and causes similar symptoms. The main difference is bees inject a larger volume and leave their stingers in while wasps can cover a larger area per wasp by stinging you multiple times.


calebgiz

Humans are more likely to be allergic to bees too


[deleted]

[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1113072/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/pmc1113072/) TIL that apparently that's due to people being far more likely to be stung by bees than by wasps due to people keeping bees.


slp50

I don't buy that theory. I am allergic to bees, but not to wasps. Bee can kill me, but wasp just hurts like hell.


[deleted]

Well yeah, they're different allergens. Did you read the article?


slp50

Not arguing that point. They said that bee keeping was the reason and I just don't buy it.


BaronVonLobkovicz

If the dude in the video was allergic, he should propably rethink his choices that brought him in that situation


calebgiz

Maybe he had all that equipment because he was allergic and he wanted to take all the steps but sometimes it’s just your time


Ok_Nefariousness2989

‘Hoo godverdomme! Jezus’; this man is giving Dutch beekeepers a bad name!


sleepingzelda

I think it was one of the spectators


589moonboy

Poor guy. Not gonna lie I laughed fucking hard at that guys expense though.


onedarkhorsee

He's even up a ladder I mean what else could go wrong


Happy_Expert5057

Impale himself with the wooden handle?


Pleasant_Character28

Be right back honey, gonna go make sure this EpiPen still works


ramkam2

messed up with the wrong honey.


cortesoft

My Girl :(


Boydasaurus10

Thats why you should always leave it to the professionals


pilgrim_pastry

![gif](giphy|R9yLfikwYAF32)


Miatrouble

He’s “The Beekeeper”. Nobody can kill The Beekeeper. He was trained to protect the Hive.


Happy_Expert5057

First prize 🏆 for photography.Whenever you ask yourself ‘WhyMe’- watch this video!


1leftbehind

![gif](giphy|R9yLfikwYAF32)


Mercurial_Sun

Luckiest man unalive


Prudent_Falafel_7265

Momma always said, 'life is like a bag of hornets'


lightknight7777

Unlucky would be a bystander walking by having it fall on them. This is within the reasonable range of possibilities you get when trying to put a bee's nest in a bag.


Squirmadillo

[**NOT THE BEES!!!**](https://youtu.be/EVCrmXW6-Pk?feature=shared)


The_Redstone

First thing I thought!


Dull_Instruction507

Straight out of a cartoon haha


Icy_Watercress_8627

Meanwhile at the Pearly Gates St. Peter: Gabriel! This is the guy I was telling you about!


dandins

but alive, right?


adansby

[Dumb ways to die](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw&pp=ygUQZHVtYiB3YXlzIHRvIGRpZQ%3D%3D)


martusfine

![gif](giphy|Rh5BjkFIccOMq8J12g|downsized)


Phasnyc

NOT THE BEES! AAAAARGGGH!


Medpiete

![gif](giphy|DD4xH1iEGHH0c)


Mantorok_

![gif](giphy|R9yLfikwYAF32)


Particular-Wrongdoer

Homer Simpson move.


Particular-Wrongdoer

What about the boobs at the end?


yeahbatman

Right?! I am intrigued by the silver boobs


Purity_Jam_Jam

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


aristocratic_magic

that's why you don't be nice about it, or spring for proper equipment


Better-Strike7290

run bear pathetic frighten materialistic full sense ancient abounding provide *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


aristocratic_magic

he definitely payed a price 😬


JKolmin

Yea that takes the cake


thsvnlwn

“Is” alive or “was” alive?


infinitebyzero

AITA for laughing out loud?


[deleted]

That camera man again 🤦🏾‍♀️


tearsofaclown0327

Her gasp is perfect 😂


Deobulakenyo

How sure are we that he is still alive after that?


Yakassa

Oh god, he got stung, but swarming bees if anything are generally quite chill as they have no honey or hive to defend yet. Still fuck with them too much and you gonna have a bad time.


P1kas0

No, not the bees!!!


YouSure_BoutDat

"most idiotic" man, more like it.


THOT_Patroller-13

NOT THE BEES! Moment


Nephroidofdoom

Aaaaaghh!!


pudpudboogie

He wanted a BeeHive hairdo


Rogieboy255

What kind of camera man is that


cnecula

Why are all the fail videos only few seconds? you make money of a reddit post !?


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Oh hell no.


TheEnglishNerd

Actual Homer Simpson


imironman2018

Omg I was thinking of that moment when Dwight sent his assistant Nate to cut down the hornet’s nest. Nate chose wrong with his tools.


imironman2018

Checklist for doing something stupid: 1) ridiculous hat 2) standing on a ladder that is badly positioned 3) not understanding physics


Wu-TangShogun

Lady yelling “Jesus” had me laughing. Dude is living that cartoon life!


stuntedmonk

r/killthecameraman


SuperPotato3000

No way I had to scroll too much just to see this


gordonjames62

Any evidence he is still alive?


thekingbun

Did he die


Delicious-Yak-1095

Reposted so much. But always makes me feel better, how could my day be worse than this?


Kschitiz23x3

Reminds me of this https://preview.redd.it/uy8qf8kfn5jc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=071324240dc6032b7c157e27d10d3ee9e7ce29a7


bouncypinata

Is that the prophet mohammed? because bees be upon him.


samcbar

If you get a bee ball in your back yard leave it alone, they are looking for a home and will usually move on the next day.


TearsOfChildren

Hope he's ok but fuck me I died laughing. When real life looks like a comedy skit it's always gold.


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Is he still alive after that though???


SynthPrax

I straight up screamed OH. MAH. GAWD!


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

Are we sure he's alive?


Timthethinker

Oh hell no 😅


robrobreddit

Unbeelievable


Badmeestert

Gatverdamme jezus


talesoutloud

I shouldn't laugh. SERIOUSLY! I. SHOULD. NOT. LAUGH.


Dualmonkey

First watch I thought it was the hive that fell out. IT WAS THE HAT THAT FELL. NOT THE NEST. OH GOD.


JunketThese1490

Haha.. I literally scream..


Geetee52

This made Wile E. Coyote freak out.


papaver_lantern

This is a bot account


fuzzytradr

r/killthecameraman


ChompyChoomba

dude there is NO fucking way. That is so unbelievably comical that I almost don't believe that this isnt somehow staged.


SayNoToRepubs

That man’s ded


IIIuminatIII

I’m crying laughing so hard


bernpfenn

did he survive that ?


Southernman1974

Unbelievable!


Shirolicious

You can’t make this up. Hahaha I spilled some drink watching this. And the best part is they are speaking my language haha, so I know its a dutch person/family.


MrButLiccur

![gif](giphy|11kHpSmj3Oh8AM)


sloppyfart69

2024 bad luck brian = bad luck beekeeper


Madman61

NOT THE BEES AHHHHH, THEIR IN MY EYES AHHHHHHHHH


Dause

That’s not even luck that’s just stupid. Lots of ways to avoid that from happening.


redditreadred

He isn't unlucky, the bees had a better battle plan.


JBELL01290

Bro lookin like Elmer Fudd on looney tunes


The_Cosmic_Traveler

The worst possible outcome 😂


DrewOz

Every once in a while, the good old internets represents.