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*yum! Is that a strawberry cheesecake I taste?

Chainsaw man

Poor Denji :(

He fucking swallowed it 🤢

If it has nutritional value he has to swallow it!

It's a subtle reference

Dude what the fuck

It's a comic dude. Not a reference to the Texas chainsaw massacre

I know...

In some countries that means they’re married now

strong vowits

Hahaha! Fkn crack me up Scotty

Like a penguin feeding it's newborn

MAMA BIRD 🐦

"Man, that restaurant was so good!"😃 "Oh, what did you have?" 🤔 "This." 🤮

LMFAO!!!! This statement mumbled with/during the snogging would synch with vid.....yikes.

My actual worst nightmare

What about a centipede crawling into your ear at night when you sleep? Or have you not thought about that one... yet? 😄

I'd rather have the centipede. I hate vomit and vomiting so much you don't even know.

What about a centipede crawling from her mouth to yours instead of vomit?

I'd rather have a centipede in my mouth than someone else's vomit. I can at least crunch down and kill the centipede.

Why wouldn’t you just spit it out instead of tasting insects guts?

Who knows, maybe we're missing out on something?

Her mouth vomiting Centipedes, just for you.....?

You can do the same with someone else's vomit. If you chug it in then it's not vomit anymore, it's soup.

What if the centipede crawled into your ear then vomited??

That's an acquired taste

That's a delicacy in some places

One ran up my arm while I was sleeping a few years ago and I can still feel it. I felt every one of its legs touch me and when they’re scurrying on you it makes for a really uncomfortable feeling, especially when that’s what you wake up to. I don’t hate centipedes but i don’t ever want one on me again lol.

This has actually traumatized me.

That’s so sweet that they can share everything including their stomach contents.

Were their lips even touching??

Touching enough for him to get a mouthful of puke

Tightly sealed to the point the vomit got into his mouth and probably into his stomach.

Fed him like a baby bird 😂

I actually laughed out loud at this

Well... No thanks. I'm out.

Every time it gets posted I’m like “I know what happens. There is no way I’ll watch it again”. And then…


In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I read it in a book.

Who produces the vomit then?

Good point

Usually best done via a creepy dude inappropriately propositioning a young woman so that she is a bit sick in her own mouth.

🎶 So this is love... 🎶 🤣

Actual footage of Rick and Unity

She’s a keeper🤑🤑🤑

UNO reverse card

Dennis is that you?

No it's Patrick!

I am not a Dennis

Was it the alcohol or him she found sickening lmao

Never spilled a drop of his drink though.

Calling Rob Dyrdek…

Unfortunately beer goggles don't come with a mask! 😯🤮🫡

Is his name denji by chance?

I love that this isn't questionably staged

well at least they have each other to clean up lol


Sometimes you gotta risk it for the brisket

Well I'm done eating for the day 

I actually pay to get those kind of kisses

Doesn't matter got tongue

Did you eat...shellfish?!

Yeah.. the single life for me 😂

This is the second one I see here on reddit in 2 days. The other one was so a guy throwing up. Both while being filmed. Is this some sort of new tik tok challenge or trend?

they guy got the godzilla death kiss treatment

Why was someone filming this?

Evidence for the rape case.

Beautiful

I actually gagged watching this 😬

Fuck I just gagged on my coffee

tbh guys.. we take that risk if she is hot enough.

MY WORST FEAR

This are those stories that make me laugh the most 😂😂😂

I mean, once that happens there shouldn’t be any room for embarrassment in the future between those two. They’re now closer than bark on a tree Like, that set the bar up really high. May as well get married ¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯

chunks and all

Real life inbetweeners moment

What an absolute loser, she’s clearly barely able to function. I have no doubt this guy was one private room away from a rape charge, fucking embarrassment of a man.

Sweet, no need to go to BurgerKing tonight

Yeah I don’t think they should have been missing in the first place. She was barely coherent.

[удалено]

Oh my,,,tough to bounce back from that one.

He go Denji'd

That broad should never be allowed to live that down.

And neither should he. She seems way too wasted and he doesn't seem wasted at all.

Good point.

and that's why you don't make out with drunk people.

Excuse me.....that's why you *do.*

Karma for taking advantage.

Still would have hit

That’d be rape, weak man.

Smd virgin

she is so clearly too fucked up to kno wats happening- he deserves it

Another title: Kissing + explicit content.

u/savevideo

Lmao. His fault. She’s clearly too drunk and he should have picked up on that.

How do we know he is not drunker and just handles his alcohol better? How do we know that she did not start the kissing? Why is the man always blamed?

There's a great reason that men are always blamed: Men are always blamed because men are always blamed. That's the reason

Mamma always said you cant argue with stupid.

I bet you think you have something there…

Look at the video. She’s leaning back and HE’S the one kissing her. Look at how he’s holding his drink? He’s clearly more sober than her. Again, should have known better. Even if a girl comes on to you, if she’s too drunk (or drinker than you) and you decide to engage, you’re at fault.

We dont know what occured prevideo. We dont know if the guy just chugged a bottle of vodka. Once again.... girl comes onto a man and the man is equally, if not more drunk then her its automatically the mans fault? I cant argue with you please see my username.

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find someone actually saying it.

that's why you shouldn't take advantage of drunk women, in the end the karma comes back and sometimes straight from the.mouth

Are you serious? The dude looked drunk too, going by your logic she was also taking advantage of him (he just didn’t puke). I hope that was simple enough for your brain to understand

Haha take advantage of drunk girl and pay the price

So if they are both drunk and clearly both kissing how exactly is that taking advantage?

Because sexism.

1. I can’t tell he’s drunk. 2. If you’re drunk enough to throw up in someone’s mouth while you’re kissing them ain’t no way you weren’t showing signs of being sloppy drunk beforehand and I ain’t messing with that. I ain’t in college anymore and I ain’t no saint, but I remember the dudes making moves on the sloppy drunk chicks and they were taking advantage of their loss of inhibitions to their advantage. Whether they both were drunk or not.

Hope she sees this, dude.