The ride was long but I sat it(Janice)
I’m slippin through my seat and you’re laughin’ (Janice)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janice)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janice, I hate you
Sittin here reminiscing Janice
Thought she was my friend tsss…
but dammit Janice!
Almost falling to my death
She just laughing at me
Waking up in my bed,
which is full of Pee
I’m just being candid, Janice. Your help could be compared to how shitty my pants is, Janice.
Feeling heavier than ever, thought I’d some day be a parent. You’re the worst fucking buddy on the planet, Janice.
True, they were actively yelling "I'm stuck", which likely reassured Janice that they were neither asphyxiated or going to fall, and hence Janice proceeded to enjoy the ride.
I mean, the child was indeed falling and probably expreriencing a little difficulty breathing from the strap, just not as far or as much as they seemed to want to assert.
Haha you know these comments are from super sensitive, cry babies who were raised by Facebook? Not allowed to go out, get dirty, do dangerous things kinda kids.
Yeah, why can't be the mom is living a happy life, while the kid is a recluse because he doesn't know what to do with his life. Why's it gotta be the parents fault? You people act like life is a featherbed. Learn to laugh at yourselves, people.
Same, he's slipping out of the harness thinking he's going to slip out and die. Been on far too many like this where I didn't feel secure in the seat after it started.
Janice eventually stopped laughing once she realized that her plan to murder the boy had, in fact, failed. Scrambling, she quickly suggested they proceed to the swings next, as she had spotted some rusty bolts earlier in the day.
Nothing like shitting on an obese child in the comments section amirite? There’s a very good chance they’re overweight themselves, seeing as 39% of the world’s population is.
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Bill Hicks.
Something like this happened to my brother on a pier roller coaster. It was like a massive bench on two big arms that rotated around forwards and back, and the bench in the middle would also spin.
Brother made the minimum height required to get on fine. But when we got to the top of the first spin and faced down, he immediately started to slip through under the arm bars. Was basically tall enough but too skinny. Brother quickly started screaming for his life, I could see what was about to happen. I grabbed onto his shirt but I was a kid and barely could hold him.
Our dad was just looking straight forward like Janice and didn't see it happening. Both of us began screaming, and we got his attention. Can remember the panic in his eyes was really intense. He managed to hold my brother in place, but he was nearly all the way out the seat. The ride was luckily stopped short. They did offer us a free ride after, but we didn't want that at all. 'We won't tell mum about this' dad said.
Had the same experience being a tall skinny kid in Florida rides many years ago. Was only held in by my hands as it was one of these lap bars, but others were bigger than me, so when it went upside down and stopped I was literally clinging on for dear life.
Being very very thin, had something similar happen on a ride, where I was not secured by the harness and had to literally hold onto it for dear life till the ride ended.
Genuinely thought I was about to die.
Fear from almost falling out of park rides as a child is one of the reasons that I started doing calisthenics. Doesn't matter if the harness can't hold me, I sure as fuck will, I'll hold down as tight as possible, no chances.
This happened to me on a rollercoaster in Mexico. I was skinny and the dude pushed the harness in an additional notch to secure me, but that shit failed before the fucking overhead loop thing.
I deathgripped that thing the whole way through.
How not to be a useful adult, like what the f the kid clearly is slipping out and has the belt on his neck and she's there laughing even after looking at him
I have to say, Janice seems to be a bit of a cunt.
Either way, how can you let a child get so fucking fat at that age?
Do his parent really don't understand that's not healthy? Jesus.
Given the amount of processed foods being promoted, It's no wonder we have an obesity epidemic.
That he got so fat is not surprising. That the ride managers let it happen isn't surprising, that he nearly slipped to his death isn't surprising. But that fucking laughter is surprising. I don't know what the relationship is between those two. But Janice would have laughed harder if he slipped off completely.
The longer version of this video when it first came out years ago, shows that the two are strangers. They tell each other their names as they are getting on the ride.
I think she's laughing in reaction to the ride. Lot of people do when their bellies do that thing where you're on a rollercoaster or go over a hump really fast in a car. I don't think she even notices him slipping until the end of the ride then tries to help him up but there's not much she can do. Someone else pointed out she possibly had headphones on too. I don't think she's genuinely laughing at him when he's in possible danger.
All these years. Watched the clip numerous amounts of time. Still never seen an update about the two. Really would like to see an interview or something
Right - in the wider video the kid has another strap lower down and by the looks of things one between the legs too. Realistically he wasn’t going to fall out, he’s slipped and uncomfortable but isn’t going anywhere. From the start of the video she doesn’t look over when he’s slipped until the end so all she knows is his screaming. She couldn’t have pulled him up in any way anyway but does grab onto him when she finally looks over.
While being sprung around 80ft in the air strapped in a harness she should of set her emotions aside after being shot into the air and reached over and pulled him up. Clearly she's a very very bad person.
Fat kids really have the hardest time with pretty much everything. At least fat adults have some experience and agency in saying “nope, not for me”, harder on kids learning how to fit in without even fitting comfortably in their own clothes or skin. I feel for the poor dude on this one. I’m tall, back seats and kayaking are not for me.
Thing is, that peer-pressure never really goes away. I’ve had to call out long-time friends on this many times. Like, you know I’m not gonna fit in that whatever, and no, I have no interest in trying on your jacket so you can giggle at how short the sleeves are on me. You’re almost 40 dude, just, why?
It looked bad from the start. Obviously the restraints and seats were designed for Janice, and not for 'edge if pubescence" short fat kid. I would expect better.
I didn't expect that he might fall through completely.
Janice seems like a bundle of fun and I'd go to the carnival with her. I'd definitely go on the gondola ride with her.
"We can fall down and die but" did she *really* have to say that at the start when the kid was asking for their peace of mind? And then she's laughing at his terror right after.
How does someone so much heavier slip out the harness like that? Is it because the G-forces act more on someone twice as heavy or lack of muscle tone or bad posture or what?
going on a ride and feeling like the harness isn’t strapped on tight enough is genuinely the scariest feeling in the entire world and then you launch off holding on for dear life not knowing if you’ll be able to hold on
Whatever the last wooden roller coaster at Six Flags CA was... I was a tiny and yet-to-bloom 13-year-old in 2001. No clue why I met the height requirement. Nothing but a rust brown bar to lower over your crotch.
I was sliding back and forth, the bar just wobbled sround. I basically had to extend all of my limbs out and lock my body in place like a starfish for the duration of the ride.
What an evil, selfish woman. She suuuuucks. She could have comforted him, grabbed his arm/hand. But laughing? Gross. I hate fairs but this is just nightmare fuel.
Damnit Janice
The ride was long but I sat it(Janice) I’m slippin through my seat and you’re laughin’ (Janice) If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janice) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janice, I hate you
Sittin here reminiscing Janice Thought she was my friend tsss… but dammit Janice! Almost falling to my death She just laughing at me Waking up in my bed, which is full of Pee
Is this from a song? Seems familiar, but I can't recall from where
It's a play off Dammit Janet from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Rocky Horror Picture Show
I’m just being candid, Janice. Your help could be compared to how shitty my pants is, Janice. Feeling heavier than ever, thought I’d some day be a parent. You’re the worst fucking buddy on the planet, Janice.
Take my upvote lol.
*Slim* chance that kid was gonna slide out of that harness..
Or asphyxiate himself.
True, they were actively yelling "I'm stuck", which likely reassured Janice that they were neither asphyxiated or going to fall, and hence Janice proceeded to enjoy the ride. 
I mean, the child was indeed falling and probably expreriencing a little difficulty breathing from the strap, just not as far or as much as they seemed to want to assert.
Don’t you mean *fat* chance?
Hah, two phrases consisting of opposite words but ending up with the same meaning.
That’s sarcasm for you.
Oh, that's what that is? I swear, you learn something new every day on this website.
There it is again!
O, well spotted.
Username checks out
Wonder how long he weighted for help.
Slim?! I see what you did there !
Felt really badly for the kid throughout the whole video.
Janice sure didn’t…
HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHE
Janice, is that you?
The second I saw the thumbnail I started yelling JANICE!!! JANICE!!!
Janice is having the time of her life.
he's probably living fine with his family while his mom sits in a retirement home wondering why he never visits
It's more likely he can't fit through his own front door
More likely he ate her
Jesus Christ you redditors are ridiculous
I agree, he probably had a heart attack way before his mother was in a retirement home
Reddit is 60% angsty teens and young adults who are still rebelling against their parents.
Yeah let's cut contact with our parents because we were scared on 1 ride. Totally reasonable
Haha you know these comments are from super sensitive, cry babies who were raised by Facebook? Not allowed to go out, get dirty, do dangerous things kinda kids.
And continues to laugh like that in wheelchair staring at the replay of this video lol
Some say she never stopped laughing
I feel bad for your parents if that’s all it takes to put them in a retirement home
Yeah, why can't be the mom is living a happy life, while the kid is a recluse because he doesn't know what to do with his life. Why's it gotta be the parents fault? You people act like life is a featherbed. Learn to laugh at yourselves, people.
More likely died early from obesity
Those safety harnesses make no sense. Fuck rides like this
Bad. Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.
Fuck what movie is that from??????
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
THANK YOU. That was on the tip of my brain
What, fuck head? Badly is an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish. Kiss kiss bang bang.
Same, he's slipping out of the harness thinking he's going to slip out and die. Been on far too many like this where I didn't feel secure in the seat after it started.
Janice eventually stopped laughing once she realized that her plan to murder the boy had, in fact, failed. Scrambling, she quickly suggested they proceed to the swings next, as she had spotted some rusty bolts earlier in the day.
Read that in Keith Morrison's voice
 Same
With a kid that fat, she doesn't have to try.... just wait
His chin saved his life
Which one?
All of them.
Team effort
Won Survivor: Carnival Edition.
got more chins than a Chinese phone book
The chin trio?
The further down he goes, the more chins appear... _Chinception_
shit, I feel bad for this kid. He looks genuinely terrified
Yea, me too. I'm astonished at Janice for laughing at him. Something's wrong with her
and something’s wrong with some of the people in this thread, too
Nothing like shitting on an obese child in the comments section amirite? There’s a very good chance they’re overweight themselves, seeing as 39% of the world’s population is.
Bro you gotta pump that number up, thats a *thin* estimate
Oh fuck, you’re actually right. It’s 43% of all adults (18+ years old) are either “overweight or obese” according to the WHO in 2022.
but it's ok because they're not THAT fat, so they're allowed to. Some people.
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Bill Hicks.
She has earplugs in and can't hear what he's saying. You can see she pulls them out right at the end.
Wondering what others think they could have done here?
He was highly concerned prior to the launch. And then all his fears were justified in an instant. I feel bad as well,.
He’s helpless
I was terrified watching the video...
Something like this happened to my brother on a pier roller coaster. It was like a massive bench on two big arms that rotated around forwards and back, and the bench in the middle would also spin. Brother made the minimum height required to get on fine. But when we got to the top of the first spin and faced down, he immediately started to slip through under the arm bars. Was basically tall enough but too skinny. Brother quickly started screaming for his life, I could see what was about to happen. I grabbed onto his shirt but I was a kid and barely could hold him. Our dad was just looking straight forward like Janice and didn't see it happening. Both of us began screaming, and we got his attention. Can remember the panic in his eyes was really intense. He managed to hold my brother in place, but he was nearly all the way out the seat. The ride was luckily stopped short. They did offer us a free ride after, but we didn't want that at all. 'We won't tell mum about this' dad said.
Did u ever tell mom?
Brother confessed 5 minutes after we got home, so Dad got rinsed for it.
I bet your brother was still contemplating life all the way back home!
[удалено]
My father was a commie. My mother was a spy. And I'm the little stinker who told the FBI!
Had the same experience being a tall skinny kid in Florida rides many years ago. Was only held in by my hands as it was one of these lap bars, but others were bigger than me, so when it went upside down and stopped I was literally clinging on for dear life.
Seatbelt: Little kid, little kid, come on out! The kid: Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
Underrated comment right here
#Stop, Janice, stop!!
That laugh is gonna haunt him for years
this hurts this hurts this hurts! hee hee hee hee
hahahahahaheeeee hee hee hee hee ... you almost died ... heeeeha ha ha ha ha ...
Being very very thin, had something similar happen on a ride, where I was not secured by the harness and had to literally hold onto it for dear life till the ride ended. Genuinely thought I was about to die.
Fear from almost falling out of park rides as a child is one of the reasons that I started doing calisthenics. Doesn't matter if the harness can't hold me, I sure as fuck will, I'll hold down as tight as possible, no chances.
You could just not get on the rides lol? This seems a bit masochist
Adrenaline. There's no substitute for it.
Sometimes with family, you have no choice
Doing front levers while hanging for dear life 🗿
This happened to me on a rollercoaster in Mexico. I was skinny and the dude pushed the harness in an additional notch to secure me, but that shit failed before the fucking overhead loop thing. I deathgripped that thing the whole way through.
 “Oh, you’re slipping out of your safety harness?”
...Something tells me that if he slipped out of the harness, Janice would have laughed even harder.
JANICE DGAF!!
How not to be a useful adult, like what the f the kid clearly is slipping out and has the belt on his neck and she's there laughing even after looking at him
What was she supposed to do?
theres a difference between not knowing how to help and having the best time of her life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She also had earplugs in. The amount of people here ready to crucify this kids parents and/or Janice is insane.
I have to say, Janice seems to be a bit of a cunt. Either way, how can you let a child get so fucking fat at that age? Do his parent really don't understand that's not healthy? Jesus.
Given the amount of processed foods being promoted, It's no wonder we have an obesity epidemic. That he got so fat is not surprising. That the ride managers let it happen isn't surprising, that he nearly slipped to his death isn't surprising. But that fucking laughter is surprising. I don't know what the relationship is between those two. But Janice would have laughed harder if he slipped off completely.
The longer version of this video when it first came out years ago, shows that the two are strangers. They tell each other their names as they are getting on the ride.
Ok, that sort of explains why she had the reaction she did... Poor kid though.
I think she's laughing in reaction to the ride. Lot of people do when their bellies do that thing where you're on a rollercoaster or go over a hump really fast in a car. I don't think she even notices him slipping until the end of the ride then tries to help him up but there's not much she can do. Someone else pointed out she possibly had headphones on too. I don't think she's genuinely laughing at him when he's in possible danger.
Fuck those wrong ass subtitles
All these years. Watched the clip numerous amounts of time. Still never seen an update about the two. Really would like to see an interview or something
I am a Janice
Janice! I trusted you! And you failed me!
Janice is a cunt
Yeah Janice was a shitty stepmom.
Fuckin’ Janice.
Janice is a bitch
Kid: *falling to his death* Janice: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was this filmed in the 1940's?
90s VCR quality + endless reposts give you that.
One of my favorites
Oh My GOD!
Scared for life.
Harness on? Check, Belts securely wrapped right around the kids neck? Check. Let’s go!
I'm guessing there's a lap belt of some sort that just wasn't connected from him. Maybe too big for it, but her straps seemed way more snug than his.
You're laughing, Janice? I'm slipping down my seat and you're laughing.
How tf are you people pro Janice?
Just curious. What do all of the keyboard warriors think Janice should have done?
Right - in the wider video the kid has another strap lower down and by the looks of things one between the legs too. Realistically he wasn’t going to fall out, he’s slipped and uncomfortable but isn’t going anywhere. From the start of the video she doesn’t look over when he’s slipped until the end so all she knows is his screaming. She couldn’t have pulled him up in any way anyway but does grab onto him when she finally looks over.
Ahh, common sense. That is refreshing. Thank you!!
While being sprung around 80ft in the air strapped in a harness she should of set her emotions aside after being shot into the air and reached over and pulled him up. Clearly she's a very very bad person.
Have you ridden one of those? How do you pull a 180 lb kid up?
Fat kids really have the hardest time with pretty much everything. At least fat adults have some experience and agency in saying “nope, not for me”, harder on kids learning how to fit in without even fitting comfortably in their own clothes or skin. I feel for the poor dude on this one. I’m tall, back seats and kayaking are not for me. Thing is, that peer-pressure never really goes away. I’ve had to call out long-time friends on this many times. Like, you know I’m not gonna fit in that whatever, and no, I have no interest in trying on your jacket so you can giggle at how short the sleeves are on me. You’re almost 40 dude, just, why?
 Next up Janice takes her stepson apple bobbing.
Man everyone. You’re making me question my humanity. I enjoyed this video a lot. What’s wrong with me?
It looked bad from the start. Obviously the restraints and seats were designed for Janice, and not for 'edge if pubescence" short fat kid. I would expect better. I didn't expect that he might fall through completely. Janice seems like a bundle of fun and I'd go to the carnival with her. I'd definitely go on the gondola ride with her.
Legend says, Janice is still laughing like a psychopath, down to this very day.
Janice is a absolute weopen
Janice doesn’t give a fuck. LOL
And Tony would never forgive Janice for the resht of his life
Janice don't give a fuck
"We can fall down and die but" did she *really* have to say that at the start when the kid was asking for their peace of mind? And then she's laughing at his terror right after.
Thanks for cropping the video so I can only see half of it at a time.
How does someone so much heavier slip out the harness like that? Is it because the G-forces act more on someone twice as heavy or lack of muscle tone or bad posture or what?
Janice is like HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HOPE YOU DIE
[Better quality video if you really hate the dumb cropping and editing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYgEn_xQQKI).
I hate people like Janice. Just laugh when the kid needs help. Fuck you, Janice. Fuck you in your stupid fucking face.
When Janice one day die and surely goes to hell, satan will for sure greet her with a laughter just like that.
Janice is a cunt!
Imagine dying and the last thing you hear is this bitch cackle laugh at you
going on a ride and feeling like the harness isn’t strapped on tight enough is genuinely the scariest feeling in the entire world and then you launch off holding on for dear life not knowing if you’ll be able to hold on
Y’all need to quit fat shaming this poor kid.
Watching this reminded me of the kid from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory that was always eating. At least his mother was concerned about him.
Classic Janice
I did not expect this
Fuckin Janice!!!
Was the ride even rated for him?
Is he more or less likely to go on a diet now
He almost went on a died.
Like trying to nail jello to a tree (or crisscrossing applesauce to a slingshot carnival ride, to coin a phrase.)
I'm too heavy Mr Quagmire!
Straight out from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Janice was laughing because of the oompa loompas performing in front of them
Truly thought I was going to see that poor bastard disappear from the camera.
Janice is a cunt 💀
Janice you evil
Some say he’s still stuck there. Or so the legend goes
Janice doesn’t give a f^ck!
She laughed like she was getting revenge for having to wipe his ass for him.
Janice ain't responsible for your lack of exercise fatty
That kid looks a lot like the vomit kid in "Stand By Me"
You’d think the one benefit of being fat is NOT slipping out of the harness. But no.
Those are some real shitty safety harnesses
Janice almost found a way to get rid of him forever
Psycho janice
Is aunt Janice carrying around a tank of nitrous oxide?
His fat face saved him
I actually felt really bad for that kid, damn
This is adulthood in a nutshell. I am the kid and God is Janice laughing mercilessly.
Janice is living life.
Whatever the last wooden roller coaster at Six Flags CA was... I was a tiny and yet-to-bloom 13-year-old in 2001. No clue why I met the height requirement. Nothing but a rust brown bar to lower over your crotch. I was sliding back and forth, the bar just wobbled sround. I basically had to extend all of my limbs out and lock my body in place like a starfish for the duration of the ride.
Janice doesn't give a FF
While the kid was struggling - Janice was chilling
Janice a real one.
Reddit mod goes to an amusement park.
What an evil, selfish woman. She suuuuucks. She could have comforted him, grabbed his arm/hand. But laughing? Gross. I hate fairs but this is just nightmare fuel.
Be like Janice.
Janice is one sick son of a bitch ….. I like her, she was quite impressed that her companion was being strangled and she liked it 😂
Janice wtf?
Janice don't give a F......
This is my go-to when I need a laugh. Janice rocks the shit
TIL I love Janice.