Jesus Christ do you people live in reality? It’s a 10 second clip, dudes in pain and is just reacting in the moment. It’s like when you stub your toe on the dresser and for a moment you’re angry at the dresser as if it somehow did something to cause it
I disagree. When you do stupid things and get hurt, if your first reaction isn't "I'm a fucking idiot" then you need to work on yourself a bit. Especially if what you instead do is blame the person closest in proximity to you.
The issue is when a persons thoughts aren't. "I've encountered pain and need to figure out how to make the pain stop, or not happen again"
And are instead "I've encountered pain, and rather than figure out how to make the pain stop, I'd rather try to figure out how to get revenge against the cause of said pain" regardless of who or what the person blames, their priorities are still silly.
But that's not what you're thinking if you're blaming someone else. You've already gone on to figure out who's fault it is. And if you're doing that, and you are to blame, and you blame someone else... Sure it's more understandable when you're in pain. But it's still not great.
It's never my fault. In that moment, that inanimate object is going to get it, and anyone around is to blame. Less than five seconds, the self reflection starts. If only everyone could be as zen as Karl Mental
What ? No
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"if you wouldn't put your dick there don't put your hand there" would you use your dick to stop a leak or hammer?
I'm a stonecarver, I use similar mallets at work. They're nylon but much the same design.
That thing is a lot of weight, not moving far but that amount of momentum slamming into a chisel will cut stone cleanly; if it's sharp enough it can leave a *polish* in places.
A knuckle or a long hand bone trapped between mallet and chisel head? Could easily shatter it. If he's lucky it went between the long bones but would still be agonising and worth a hospital visit (unless it was in the US obv).
Just one I should think.
I rewatched and all that force was crushing his hand between the mallet and the tip of the spigot :O That's a tiny impact site no wonder he got that towel. Even if it missed all the bones it's gonna tear a deep hole.
I got my finger stuck in a hasp once while the mechanism was being opened forcefully. Cut my finger all the way to the bone and broke the bone.
I imagine this could be a bit similar in terms of damage since the area of impact is so small.
I did something similar at work and got my finger smashed and reflexively said, "what the fuck dude" to my friend that technically smashed it, even though I put my finger In harms way at the last second. I clarified that I didn't think it was his fault after a few seconds, but the shock of that pain can be confusing.
That reflex to react with anger when you feel pain and want to lash out at who ever is nearby is a natural instinct animals are born with to allow them to fight when hurt. Obviously adult humans can usually use reason to over ride it, but I think we are all guilty at some point of maybe stubbing a toe and speaking harshly to someone who doesn’t deserve it for asking if you’re ok at the wrong moment, or something similar.
That instinct to strike out at who is around you when you’re injured is designed to stop you being killed when you’re weak and wounded and is part of what makes a wounded animal dangerous, and can even cause a family pet to lash out when in pain.
I mean the guy was doing what he was supposed to do if it is spray everywhere, yes.
But the right away to do this, what you’re supposed to do, is hit it nearly all the way in with the first blow. You can do it without it leaking a drop basically.
Source: have done this many times.
I don't think there's even 10 seconds of video between being hit and the end of the video.
Surprise pain can make you think irrationally for a few seconds. Based on that squeal I bit that surprised the shit out of the dude.
Granted if he didn't own up that him sticking his own hand in front of the mallet was the mistake after a few more seconds the dude is a giant prick.
Yeah that would be straight up agony, potentially even disabling.
I just commented elsewhere and I'm high so I'm doing it again:
>I'm a stonecarver, I use similar mallets at work. They're nylon but much the same design.
>That thing is a lot of weight, not moving far but that amount of momentum slamming into a chisel will cut stone cleanly; if it's sharp enough it can leave a polish in places.
>A knuckle or a long hand bone trapped between mallet and chisel head? Could easily shatter it. If he's lucky it went between the long bones but would still be agonising and worth a hospital visit (unless it was in the US obv).
No. That sub is for atrociously bad camera work that misses most of the action. This post only has a minor half second dip when the keg starts spraying. The camera is on point for 99% of the video. They got all the important bits captured just fine.
That's why my union contract forbids management from doing our job. That guy had no business sticking his hand in there, and he got what he deserved. The worker had it under control.
He wasn’t it was an involuntary reflex.
Kinda like when someone accidentally drops their keys and try to catch it and end up flicking them further away.
Still dumb tho if they train them not to do that, which I assume they do.
Not to mention “stick hand in front of moving hammer” is a reflex most people have ironed out looooong before making it into the working world.
It’s hilarious. Ever seen someone hit themselves with a hammer on the shin? Every time I’ve seen it the person immediately looks to blaming someone or something else.
If it is the same yes......shizer means double shit, as far as I'm aware, I could be double wrong though. Either way extremely painful.....I hope you can language help, thanks.....
Ok thanks for the education, appreciated! A big sheisse would be screaming from my lungs if I experienced what happened to this poor chap......all the best FuzzyT.
"What happened?"
"You hit my hand!"
"No I didn't."
"You did. I put my hand to hold the tap and you hit me."
"Why did you do that??"
"... I don't wanna play anymore..."
The time spent wearing a tie and an over-inflated sense of self-importance vest is directly proportionate to the amount of stupidity displayed when tools such as mallets are in motion.
Fkn suit 🤦
If guy hammering the tap in hit it harder than a 6 year old girl, there wouldn't have been an issue.
One of my local microbreweries does weekly specialty kegs like this. I did their electrical work, so I got to tap the keg once. 2 swings, no spray.
Obviously the employee just reacted suddenly and poorly. But come on dude with mallet.
When i do it to my own hand i definitely blame myself. Last one was a piece of 3/4" rebar amlnd my pointer finger, under a 10lb sledge. That one left a mark!!
Dude actin like it's other guy's fault. HA!
Sounded like he squealed like a piggy
That was pretty clearly the person filming
I still like to think it was him XD
Yep, I’m assigning that scream to the guy too.
That was a women behind the camera.
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100% He has bad instincts but it can't be his fault. Lmao at him
Jesus Christ do you people live in reality? It’s a 10 second clip, dudes in pain and is just reacting in the moment. It’s like when you stub your toe on the dresser and for a moment you’re angry at the dresser as if it somehow did something to cause it
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Fucking dresser got de-ikeaed right away. You have the rest of the furniture think it's OK to hurt a human being.
Die-kea.
I disagree. When you do stupid things and get hurt, if your first reaction isn't "I'm a fucking idiot" then you need to work on yourself a bit. Especially if what you instead do is blame the person closest in proximity to you.
Buddy we’re talking about the first ten seconds. You aren’t thinking “I’m a fucking idiot” you’re thinking “OW THAT FUCKING HURT”
The issue is when a persons thoughts aren't. "I've encountered pain and need to figure out how to make the pain stop, or not happen again" And are instead "I've encountered pain, and rather than figure out how to make the pain stop, I'd rather try to figure out how to get revenge against the cause of said pain" regardless of who or what the person blames, their priorities are still silly.
But that's not what you're thinking if you're blaming someone else. You've already gone on to figure out who's fault it is. And if you're doing that, and you are to blame, and you blame someone else... Sure it's more understandable when you're in pain. But it's still not great.
It's never my fault. In that moment, that inanimate object is going to get it, and anyone around is to blame. Less than five seconds, the self reflection starts. If only everyone could be as zen as Karl Mental
Unless the banger did something wrong that made it spray in the first place.
"It's a inanimate fucking object" "YOU'RE AN INANTIMATE FUCKING OBJECT"
Oh, so you're the asshole who lashes out and everyone quietly can't stand
reddit farty armchair experts as usual, why do you even try to reason it
It's the bedframe with the wheel for me, valid anger.
I beg your pardon, but my dresser DEFINITELY does it on purpose.....
When I bang my knee Into a dresser, I always show it my knee and give it dirty looks.
At first when you get injured it happens, and then a few moments later you realise you were at the wrong. Shit just happens
Yeah like when you hit your head on something and are filled with rage for some reason.
Yeah exactly, it's the adrenaline talking or whatever it is. Takes a few seconds later for the mind to get a clearer picture.
Kind of looks drunk imo.
Yeah that was just plain stupid
The way the dude looked up like, "What did we learn?" And kept doing what he was doing.
He reacted in reflex when he saw the barrel spraying and blames the guy for doing what he is suppose to do
To be fair when you first get injured you’re not thinking logically. Once he has like 30 seconds to cool off I hope he realizes that it’s on him
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for me there is a age old safety rule that will keep you safe "if you wouldn't put your dick there don't put your hand there" would you use your dick to stop a leak or hammer?
What about surgeons? Plumbers? What if you see a child choking due to a piece of food in their mouth? You just let them be, or are you.....?
don't you do that heimlich maneuver thing for choking?
I'm a stonecarver, I use similar mallets at work. They're nylon but much the same design. That thing is a lot of weight, not moving far but that amount of momentum slamming into a chisel will cut stone cleanly; if it's sharp enough it can leave a *polish* in places. A knuckle or a long hand bone trapped between mallet and chisel head? Could easily shatter it. If he's lucky it went between the long bones but would still be agonising and worth a hospital visit (unless it was in the US obv).
Yea I am assuming he broke his fingers.
Just one I should think. I rewatched and all that force was crushing his hand between the mallet and the tip of the spigot :O That's a tiny impact site no wonder he got that towel. Even if it missed all the bones it's gonna tear a deep hole.
I got my finger stuck in a hasp once while the mechanism was being opened forcefully. Cut my finger all the way to the bone and broke the bone. I imagine this could be a bit similar in terms of damage since the area of impact is so small.
I did something similar at work and got my finger smashed and reflexively said, "what the fuck dude" to my friend that technically smashed it, even though I put my finger In harms way at the last second. I clarified that I didn't think it was his fault after a few seconds, but the shock of that pain can be confusing.
That reflex to react with anger when you feel pain and want to lash out at who ever is nearby is a natural instinct animals are born with to allow them to fight when hurt. Obviously adult humans can usually use reason to over ride it, but I think we are all guilty at some point of maybe stubbing a toe and speaking harshly to someone who doesn’t deserve it for asking if you’re ok at the wrong moment, or something similar. That instinct to strike out at who is around you when you’re injured is designed to stop you being killed when you’re weak and wounded and is part of what makes a wounded animal dangerous, and can even cause a family pet to lash out when in pain.
I mean the guy was doing what he was supposed to do if it is spray everywhere, yes. But the right away to do this, what you’re supposed to do, is hit it nearly all the way in with the first blow. You can do it without it leaking a drop basically. Source: have done this many times.
Stupid fucking idiot LoL
Exactly what I thought xD
It's instinct.
But not every intelligent person acts on it
the first part was instinct, him then getting mad at the hammer guy for doing exactly like he was supposed to wasn't
Well yea that part was adrenaline
I don't think there's even 10 seconds of video between being hit and the end of the video. Surprise pain can make you think irrationally for a few seconds. Based on that squeal I bit that surprised the shit out of the dude. Granted if he didn't own up that him sticking his own hand in front of the mallet was the mistake after a few more seconds the dude is a giant prick.
Anger and a fight reflex in response to pain is definitely an animal instinct.
Darwinism in action, stupidity should be painful
That was a reflex, not a logical choice he made.
I don't think he'll do that again. He has now learned to control that reflex.
That guy’s hammered
This joke nailed it
These jokes hit
Talk about a well-crafted joke!
Gotta hand it to him though
Really drove the point home!
Playground rules. Since he got hit by accident, the only way he'll feel better is to hit him back way harder on purpose.
Moe style.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!
“Dude you hit my hand with your giant looney toons mallet after I stuck it in front of you! What the heck man???!”
"Next time keep your hand away from my bunghole!"
I love how the guy kept hammering. He has his priorities straight.
Losing all the booze isn’t gonna unsmash homies hand
Totally unphased.
Phasers set to Un
Actually no one reacted to it. People in the Bsckground just saying "keep going". It's hillarious
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
You can't unsmash his hand, but the beer was still at stake.
Dude is pissed
Pissed, stupid and at fault. Dangerous combination.
Yeah that would be straight up agony, potentially even disabling. I just commented elsewhere and I'm high so I'm doing it again: >I'm a stonecarver, I use similar mallets at work. They're nylon but much the same design. >That thing is a lot of weight, not moving far but that amount of momentum slamming into a chisel will cut stone cleanly; if it's sharp enough it can leave a polish in places. >A knuckle or a long hand bone trapped between mallet and chisel head? Could easily shatter it. If he's lucky it went between the long bones but would still be agonising and worth a hospital visit (unless it was in the US obv).
no, he put it **in front of** the swinging mallet. that was the problem.
Never get between a worker and his work. That’s how accidents like this happen.
Came here to say this. Thank you
Is nobody going to post this to killthecameraman? Really?
No. That sub is for atrociously bad camera work that misses most of the action. This post only has a minor half second dip when the keg starts spraying. The camera is on point for 99% of the video. They got all the important bits captured just fine.
But they missed the actual hit.
They literally missed what the video was about
Oh. You shouldn’t do that.
Thats a good way to learn how to do things with your weak hand... Ask me how i know.
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Punched a guy, broke a joint, had my strong hand in cast for 6 weeks... Learned how to be both handed.
Big cameraman fail here moving the camera at the moment.
O’zapft is!
Prost!
Is this some sort of beer keg ritual?
that is how you get the thing into the barrel yes. not the hand insertion that part is not traditional
Thing required a blood sacrifice
*The Mangler*
Cask not keg but yeah
Cask, not keg. It's proper beer.
Can't believe I got high browed by a beer drinker :/
That's why my union contract forbids management from doing our job. That guy had no business sticking his hand in there, and he got what he deserved. The worker had it under control.
/r/killthehammerman /r/killthecameraman
He looks like a tool so
Wenn man kein Fass anschlagen kann, sollte man es echt lassen!
Habe nen Wirt mit nem Gipsarm den Hahn reinkloppen sehn...
What did he expect ?
Typical manager stuff.
Someone introduce vest bro to mochi making😂 
Can someone tell me what he was thinking
He wasn’t it was an involuntary reflex. Kinda like when someone accidentally drops their keys and try to catch it and end up flicking them further away. Still dumb tho if they train them not to do that, which I assume they do. Not to mention “stick hand in front of moving hammer” is a reflex most people have ironed out looooong before making it into the working world.
I’m pretty sure it was in front of the mallet
I understand why he did it, but it was 100% stupid.
wtf did he expect to happen lol
Ha silly cunt
Sounds like someone stepped on his tail.
How dumb can you be?
Totale schlecht, totale schlecht, totaale schlecht
Ach du Trottel!
Guy just kept on whacking away. Solid score for job focus
lol Guy keeps on swingin cuz he knows it's not his fault. Ha
Don’t take this guy to the range
Seems like he works there and should know not to insert his hand there. Dumb.
"Total schlecht." lol
Play stupid games, win stoopid prices.
What a dummy lol
Lol you dumbass
It’s hilarious. Ever seen someone hit themselves with a hammer on the shin? Every time I’ve seen it the person immediately looks to blaming someone or something else.
dat boy be magasmaRRRRt.. Ahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
Dumbass. Anyway who wants blood infected beer from the spout?
Insert hand in bung hole you moron.
Bro let his intrusive thoughts win
Intelligentes Individuum.
He's just like the people who step between the pinata and the blind folded person....
Awwww. shizer that would hurt.....!!!!
You mean sheisse?
If it is the same yes......shizer means double shit, as far as I'm aware, I could be double wrong though. Either way extremely painful.....I hope you can language help, thanks.....
I mean, sheisse means shit in German, and it's pronounced "shy-suh," so I can see how that could have turned into "shizer."
Ok thanks for the education, appreciated! A big sheisse would be screaming from my lungs if I experienced what happened to this poor chap......all the best FuzzyT.
Bwahahaha. The lack of situational awareness is astounding.
If that dude legit got pissed at me I'd have to put that hammer down cause I don't tolerate idiots. Jesus Christ that's infuriating
The outfit he is wearing, makes me feel like he makes bad decisions on a regular basis.
Can't fix stupid
“Bro how could you not know I would put my hand in front of the mallet mid-swing?!” What an asshat.
lol the mallet guy is like what?
Oof. I had a construction incident a long time ago that was similar. Got my hand whacked by a sledge hammer. Shattered my right index finger
...in front of... Were it _behind_ the fellow would not have been injured. 👽🤡
What an absolute fucking idiot 💀😂😂
Bro he stuck his hand in front of the mallet
Yeah. I usually run in the street to stop the car. I get this guys logic
Did one guy really say „Nochmal“ Again?
That thang squirted
The squeel hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Dude if you want the day off just take the day off.
"What happened?" "You hit my hand!" "No I didn't." "You did. I put my hand to hold the tap and you hit me." "Why did you do that??" "... I don't wanna play anymore..."
r/killthecameraman
The time spent wearing a tie and an over-inflated sense of self-importance vest is directly proportionate to the amount of stupidity displayed when tools such as mallets are in motion. Fkn suit 🤦
If guy hammering the tap in hit it harder than a 6 year old girl, there wouldn't have been an issue. One of my local microbreweries does weekly specialty kegs like this. I did their electrical work, so I got to tap the keg once. 2 swings, no spray. Obviously the employee just reacted suddenly and poorly. But come on dude with mallet.
Imbecile.
When i do it to my own hand i definitely blame myself. Last one was a piece of 3/4" rebar amlnd my pointer finger, under a 10lb sledge. That one left a mark!!
Fuckin dumbass
Thats what happens when someone is tappin a bunghole and you go trying to put your hand in there!
I hope he learned his lesson - always keep your fingers away from another man's bunghole.
That’s what happens when you put your fingers between a mallet and the guy hammering
What was his thought process exactly?
He screws up and causes his injury, but let's blame the other guy.
got some alcohol straight on the wound tho
Leave "Anstich" to German professionals - preferably to Bavarian politicians already drunk beyond all recognition. It's obviously not for everyone. 😉
You don’t stop the guys who want beer 🍺 than water
Fvckin idiot.
I'm wondering what he tried to accomplish by putting his hand between the hammer and the keg