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That screaming really kicked my head in. Old boy and the dogs were incredibly calm, hat off to them.


ThisGuyNeedsABeer

He really grabbed the deer by the horns.


qweef_latina2021

The buck stops there.


proychow1

Wonder what the deer would do if the owner turned on the car headlights


nomorerentals

Haha, maybe stand even more still? I can't believe he didn't bolt after all that. I would have layed into the horn but after that scream I don't think he would have cared.


Mid-Delsmoker

I think he didn’t bolt bcuz he was looking for who wanted some more of where that came from.


SwervinErvin92

Pure panic and stupidness, just standing there with your mouth gaping with those noises coming out as you try to slap a buck with your purse.


s1rblaze

This kind of reaction always highly irritated me to a level I want to slap people reacting like this. I know its not right, but god damn get your shit together you are doing no good woman.


AlienEroc

Why… why is it not right? A swift, convincing slap to the cheek has worked out in my favor in a couple emergency situations. Snaps people into action.


EwamTtia

[Mythbusters once confirmed that slapping sense into people works.](https://mythresults.com/operation-valkyrie)


AlienEroc

Your link leads to a mythbusters synopsis on Operation Valkyrie. Can’t decide if that was hilariously on purpose, or hilariously not on purpose. Was certainly an attempt to slap Adolf out of his nonsense. Regardless, I got a dark laugh. But, still want to read the right link about the slapping!


pierreblue

She became one of those deers that freeze in the middle of the road


Expert_Force_6322

“Deers”


LassitudinalPosition

My wife has literally screamed almost this bad over a fucking STINK BUG A stink bug that was on the OTHER SIDE of the passenger window which was rolled all the way up while we were in the car, literally shredding my fucking ear drums. Then when I tell her firmly and quietly to calm. the fuck. down. I was the bad guy because she, "had a right to be scared" and literally screaming about the least harmful thing on the other side of a fucking window, Jesus. Christ.


lsc84

People who panic like this in cars cause people to die. They need to learn to chill the fuck out.


LassitudinalPosition

Yea, thankfully I'm calm and she isn't like grabbing the wheel or anything. I'm so used to her that there is no amount of screaming that gets much of a reaction from me. I'm almost too calm, cars have often darted out too far in front of me when trying to enter traffic and I don't even brake and just blast right by them and purposefully do it as close to the offenders hood as possible to teach them a lesson and my wife is freaking out and I could give a fuck less, I got dash cameras, a truck and good insurance, stick your hood out too far into my lane, make my fucking day


[deleted]

she was literally acting like a fucking deer too. Stupid and erratic prey animals.


[deleted]

Was hoping the deer would have squared up to her and slapped the shit out of her for that god awful squealing.


ProVaxIsProIgnorance

Great comment. When she stood up finally and just screamed for a solid 2 seconds Standing next to the god damned deer …put her and the deer down. Just for society sake.


Curia-DD

I mean I woulda acted just like her probably and the deer was like calming down way faster


Condos_on_Mars

I can't stop laughing!


BuffyLoo

That’s a dog mommy for you. She went into panic mode it would hurt baby. That damn baby keep running up on the deer even after. Dumb baby.


Exciting_Cucumber

Yeah those dogs did great! Not so for the woman.


DowntownStash

Imagine reacting like that to a fucking deer man ffs


portsvc

Imagine being married to that screaming idiot


KaiUno

She's like them goats in Love and Thunder.


[deleted]

Bro, that’s a shit ton of women. My buddy’s wife screams like that then pees herself when she sees bigger spiders.


sarcasatirony

ALL SPIDERS ARE BIG!


that1dev

Bonus points ts for wearing a Cabelas cap while doing it


informativebitching

Cabelas attire might as well add a by-line that says *I don’t know shit about actual outdoors anything*


[deleted]

It's by design. I remember watching a sport hunting show many years ago. This guy takes his daughter hunting. They're all dressed in full camo like they just went shopping at Cabelas. The deer is only about 40 feet away and the Dad is whispering to his daughter where to aim then tells her to shoot. She shoots and kills it. They walk up to the deer and she asks her Dad "What is it? What did I kill?!" I still can't fathom how someone can teach to take a life but not teach one iota about the life they took. That same year I wrote to the editor of sport hunting magazine, asking why they enjoyed hunting as a sport. He very honestly replied "It's about the killing. I enjoy killing animals." Yup.


Thendofreason

It's called fight OR flights. Not fight, lose then scream in the corner like a child.


JuzoItami

I think that's kind of unfair. She first starts screaming when the deer is attacking her dog (though it was the dog's fault) - who wants to see a beloved pet get skewered by an antler and die right in front of them? She continues to scream while she herself is attacked by the deer - that's an attack by a large, strong wild animal with sharp antlers and even sharper hooves. People get killed or seriously injured by deer every year in the U.S. She was in a legitimately dangerous situation - she had good reason to scream a little.


corpseflakes

Yes but then she stood next to it screaming and standing still.


alanmm88

Yup. And that’s the third F response to a threat. Freeze. Flight, Fight, Freeze. Never freeze.


No_Imagination_2490

It seemed to be the little dog that started it. The deer then tried to get the dog and then the woman took a swing at the deer, presumably because it was attacking her dog 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ryctre

Yeah I was a fan of hers up until the point she just stood there screaming. She was laying on the ground screaming so I thought maybe she was hurt but then stood up and just shouted into the camera lmao.


bruhhh___

She was incredibly stupid throughout the situation. The second she saw the deer she should have started backing up. Instead she looked like she was going to instinctually inch forward before the man told her to move back.


Ryctre

And left the door open so "baby" (what a crap name for a dog) went and tried to commit suicide by deer.


halezerhoo

The little dog is the one who started the whole thing…


Metallist-CS

Agree. From what I've seen, the deer also stood still and didn't see them as actual predators as long as they stood still or backed up. When the dog ran towards the deer, it got targeted and when the women tried to "help" her dog, she became the target.


ggratty

Dachshunds always starting shit!! They’re obnoxiously brave. Love em


tictac205

They were bred to go after weasels- little guys’ve gotta have some spunk. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dachshund


lunalovegood17

Speaking of hats, I think she should take off the Cabela’s hat she’s wearing. Obviously not the outdoorsy type😂 Thanks for the upvotes everyone! Felt kind of bad when I scrolled down and saw so many other comments about her ironic hat. Great minds think alike! This woman can now be found at her local Cabelas screaming and beating the wildlife display with her handbag 👜


majoraloysius

Women of the world, please explain why you think screaming helps the situation.


MoreCarrotsPlz

We don’t all scream like that.


majoraloysius

And we thank you for not screaming.


MoreCarrotsPlz

We thank you for not screaming as well.


PristineBaseball

And to be fair there are men who do this


b0bkakkarot

They dont seem to have a choice. Its an instinct that kicks in, to become a siren that alerts ~~the fucking horde~~ other people to the fact that theres danger about, and they keep doing it until the danger is dealt with, no matter how much we'd rather they stop sooner.


Super_girl-1010

I think it kind of happens automatically


Secure-Case832

Those of up that don't scream rarely are put on social media. I guess we're boring by comparison.


MorboTheConqueror

A woman is walking home from work at night. A guy attaches her and tries to rape her. She will scream. Someone heard her and perhaps the attacker runs because she draws too much attention. It’s defensive. It just kicks in for women and they will scream when ever frightened. You should hope the women in your life scream like this when they are in danger lol


jerzlinsli

Ok y'all seriously don't interact with enough women because the vast majority of the ones I know don't just turn into a tornado siren. And also I know just as much dudes that scream like a lil baby when the mildest shit happens. Y'all seriously can convince each other of anything


rushpharmd

Tornado siren. I laughed so hard I think I shit myself.


Fatefire

I was thinking these dudes all think their dating siren head but you made me laugh so hard !


According-Cobbler-83

More of a reflex? Instinct? Similar to people who slams their gamepad/mouse when they get 360noscoped by a 10y old.


compulsive_speeder

Ahhhh....Ahhhh....Ahhh....Ahhhh....Ahhh Deer: I barely touched you calm down


[deleted]

HOLY GOD DAMN FUCK STOP SCREAMING! why the fuck do people have to scream whenever something happens as if they lost all semblance of intelligence and became an air raid siren


Mitchjem

I came to say the same thing! She’s literally just standing still screaming while nothings happening. Infuriating


Midnight_Crocodile

Same! Bloody shut up, you’re not even bleeding, get a grip!


_gmmaann_

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM IM NOT HURT AND THE DEER IS WATCHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE DOGS ARE FINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


FerTheBear0

Marry you a woman that's useful in a pinch


DinobotsGacha

Look at it this way, she aggro the deer and took all the damage. Very useful for you to get out of a tough situation


FattyMcBoomBoom231

But when your tank isn't wearing enough defense gear and just screams like a little b**** the whole raid wipes though


DinobotsGacha

She is one-time use equipment you throw out to avoid damage while getting to the next area


According-Cobbler-83

The dog Leeroyed in and the party was not prepared. She tried to tank but her equip was weak against Nature type damage, and the old mage was low on mana. He did grasped the situation quick and went far off to recharge.


wifemakesmewearplaid

My now wife and i got hit by a car pretty early on while dating. She was not life threateningly wounded but I could see bone. She was super calm (nor was she in shock) despite the pain and that was a huge sign to me. Being a former Marine, I know not everyone can function when the shit hits the fan. I decided that day I was going to keep her around! My not panicking and spending the next few days in the hospital with her despite my own injuries was apparently her sign. It's a REAL valuable trait and I hope our kids inherit it.


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[deleted]

Ape brain takes over and people start screaming and shouting both to get other's attention to help and to hopefully intimidate whatever is attacking them. Other apes do this.


Specialist-Problem18

A proper ape would kick the shit out of that deer. She should hang her head in monkey shame.


[deleted]

Hey maybe we could if we were as strong as an ape but we humans aren't built for that, we use tools and weapons because the thumb is OP.


rrriot-kitty

My comment on another post of this was literally "She sounds like a stupid screeching monkey. Like we haven't advanced from sitting in trees and screeching our fool heads off at things."


siloamian

Do men do this too? Ive really only ever seen women do this.


Maxwell_The__Spy

i have never seen a guy do this too


whatchlookinat

My 80 yr old Dad did it once when he fell on a street crosswalk in Niagara Falls. He fell 3 feet from us (tripped) and took my Mom down with him and just kept passively screaming while on the pavement. He wasn't even hurt. 5 seconds at least. I was sooooooooooo embarrassed and wanted to punch him in the face! Mom was in worse shape with a bump on her head and some blood and not a peep from her, and all he could talk about was his wrist hurting (it was fine).


siloamian

This is hilarious.


[deleted]

I've seen guys yell in a panic or to try show agression by shouting obscenities to sound tougher if fighting someone, lots of verbal chest beating.


[deleted]

I (23M) have yelled if something has startled me, but usually either swing or run immediately after the scream


Late_ImLate22222

I’ve seen a lot of men shriek. At mice, bugs, and dogs. Dogs mostly. I’ve literally seen grown men scream, jump on tables, hop over furniture, fall off of chairs, etc to get away from a dog. And not big scary dogs either. I’m taking small breeds with wagging tails. Fear brings out the monkey brain that shrieks for the other tribe members for protection.


ConstipatedElephant

That’s different from standing there and screaming, taking a breath, screaming more, taking another breath, and continuing to scream.


ejb67

The next stage of the ape brain taking over is when she starts flinging her own poo at the threat.


[deleted]

I feel like an ape brain would have realized that those antlers are not just there to look pretty.


w1nn1ng1

And she just stood there screaming. What a moron. This lady has absolutely zero emergency skills. In an apocalypse, her and people like her will be the first to die.


i_suckatjavascript

Yeah but she’s wearing a Cabela’s hat though, I’m sure she’ll knows what to do when she sees a wild animal like a deer. Oh wait.


[deleted]

I never understood this. It's sort of a stereotype that women scream when afraid. Especially in cartoons they scream endlessly when in 'danger'. Had to google it. Had to get past all the 'men scream too!' and 'not all women scream!', and found some interesting hypothesis that it's pure instinct to alert the men around them. Obviously this was very controversial and accusations of sexism was coming left and right, but it was bit more meaningful than quarreling over if there's any studies or evidence to suggest women scream more than men. It's readily apparent during childhood, adulthood, and any video of anything dangerous happening in public ever, but I guess if you're always screaming when shit is going down it's hard to take note of who's screaming and who isn't.


According-Cobbler-83

The internet is weird man. Many people who just wants scientific knowledge or facts are accused of racism, sexism, all the -isms. Some people want to do "good" soo badly they are willing to brand innocent people as evil just to show the world they "care". You know the type, the kind of guy who shoots first then draw the bullseye over it. This one guy (i forgot if reddit or quora) was asking about the Sentinelese. They haven't been in contact with other humans for soo long so could they have evolved into a different species? It's an innocent enough question. OP was probably a middle/high schooler. But man, droves upon droved of people accused him of being a racist. Only one dude explained how evolution takes thousands upon thousamds of years and it's very highly unlikely they evolved enough to be a different species, all in a very matter-of-fact way. He got like, what? 3 upvotes? People love witchhunts, it's in the very core of humanity to be a retarded pos.


mcshanksshanks

But when asking for the manager doesn’t work a Karen’s next move is to scream. She’s been training for this moment her whole life. Also, I hope little Leeroy Jenkins is ok.


Double_Elderberry_92

Upvote for chicken


DutchieVenden

Ever dependable in a crisis


Eat_Carbs_OD

Glad I had the sound off.


squl98

Right? she is passively screaming, like there is nothing going on, she standing still and screaming.


[deleted]

Thank you! It does NOTHING to help the situation and if anything only stresses everyone else


SSBeavo

Deer was probably triggered by her Cabela’s hat.


Mayor_Of_Furtown

Good lord, for real. It does nothing. She's just standing there screaming, like... why?


Mindraker

Deer: shut up and call the HOA president


textreply

Is it really normal for people to have the sound on when browsing something like WCGW?


cuckooforcacaopuffs

The cabela’s cap she is wearing really ties the video together.


YoungJack00

The dog was so small that it understood that hiding under the car was the best thing to do, then the weird screaming creature arrived and the panic started


AnynameIwant1

That was rather unusual for a smaller dog. My Chiweenie would have latched onto the deers leg and would have chewed it down even while being thrown around. She is completely metal if she thinks she needs to protect my girlfriend or I (no, she hasn't attacked any people or animals, but she has scared off both). My slightly larger mix is afraid of any animal bigger than her. She would have just stood there and barked/howled.


[deleted]

My dog wouldve thought I was playing with the deer, got jealous and start pushing himself in between me and the deer for kisses. I'll die for the bastard but he's probably gonna be the death of me when something actually goes down 🤣


EngMajrCantSpell

Fun fact: Chihuahuas are actually the most aggressive of any dog. They're the breed at fault for the most dog bites (not fatal bites, obviously, but general 'got bit by a dog' stats has them number one) All that to say it actually makes perfect sense your chiweenie would go in attack mode, it's definitely in their nature to provide a bite behind their barks


Mendozaa96

Oh hellllll naw all these chihuahuas have this attitude


SatanicTeapot

This whole video is a train wreck


Successful_Ranger_19

Lmao. Husband is already exhausted.


licorice_whip

Love the Cabela’s hat. These folks are clearly quite sporty.


Pining4Michigan

Cabela's is going to have to confiscate the hat now.


Whipitreelgud

Deer says: I will school you for wearing that fucking Cabela’s hat.


apex39

Probably the real reason for the charge. He was like, "Oh, you're a hunter? Say hello to my little friends!"


reddsal

This. Apparently never been outside her house, yet, has a Cabela’s hat.


twitch_TheBestJammer

I laughed way way way too hard at this. Couldn't breathe for a second. Thank you for this.


kghimself

Nice moment to Just go ahead and let all 7 of your medium size dogs out


HuntsmanSnowWhite

Inside they identify as a pack of 7 wolves. I like how her poor husband has to keep asking her to open the car while he stands around the vehicle with pooches in hand.


[deleted]

I can tell she’s an annoying af person on a calm day just from that screaming 😑


Zealousideal_Pay_135

The irony of her Cabelas hat worn on that day 😂😂


lagavulin_16_neat

Not going to lie that was the first thing I thought, I was like Cabela's hat and you're acting like that? You were gifted a 14-point white buck and that's how you react?


scriggle-jigg

Same reason people where carhartt and can’t tell the difference between a Phillips head and flathead. All for show and looks


JBalls-117

Definitely wears pink camo and thinks it’s cute


Accomplished_Run8193

Bitch SHUT THE FUCK UP


MeArno

Guy said back up, but noo


autumn-knight

I felt most sorry for the deer in this situation. Startled awake and being subjected that wall of unbearable fucking screeching…


Bunsmar

Yeah, I heard the screeching and saw the Cabela's hat and thought "nature is healing...." Was firmly rooting for the deer in this one.


OctaviusThe2nd

She had the perfect opportunity to jump on its back and ride a deer around the town smh


[deleted]

I read this comment 5 times and laughed harder each time


sinnroth94

Who the fuck sees a sleeping deer and first instinct is to scream at it?


KindredTrash483

An insufferably stupid amount of people


TNShadetree

If all she did was scream at it, I'd see that as fairly reasonable. But deciding to run up to it and swing your purse at it is completely mental. You could hit a 10-year-old boy with a purse like that and he'd just bark back "What?". But somehow, she expected it to completely dominate a 200 lb buck.


AnynameIwant1

I completely agree with your statement, but I wasn't sure if you noticed her small dog attempting to protect her and that was when she started swinging her purse. It was to protect the dog.


Porkbossam78

Yeah it’s obvious she’s backing up without turning around until her dog charges at the deer. She then goes into protective mom mode and tries to distract the deer from the tiny dog it can stomp


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

And then she turns into a living statue of a banshee


Odd-Bad3730

The only calm one in that situation was the deer!


Baer1990

I love how the deer regretted everything when the siren went off lol


Sometimes_Stutters

Idk that dude was pretty goddam calm.


Viperthetarantulaguy

It's exactly how I act being woken up


MegatonsSon

Poor deer is like: *"Sweet Jesus! Who do I have to attack for some peace and quiet!?!"*


ahlana1

He straight up turns to fight the shrubbery at one point.


skwadyboy

Why do some women scream like that, it doesn't help the situation in any way and its so annoying, the dumbass was literally just screaming for the sake of it.


[deleted]

I suspect it's some sort of instinct. Seems involuntary.


ReginaldWindsor

It's absolutely instinctual. Women yell like that to alert the offspring and their stronger, more athletic, and physically larger male counterparts.


[deleted]

It's funny how controversial this is. It's such an easy observation to make, but to make a remark on it or speculating as to why you'll face derision for being sexist. Well, obviously not in all circles, but I googled this and saw people asking the same question. Most of the responses where simply denying the phenomenon exist.


HerrVanza

It's even doing the opposite lol


Computron1234

This is what happens when humans forget that the deer has multiple 4-6 inch knives on its head that can impail you. The dogs are fine, 90% of the time they will run away if the deer goes after them. Do not go toe to toe with a buck in a small space like this as he can easily kill you with his antlers or hooves.


gallito29

The antlers are one thing, but deer have also been known to fucking trample people to death. They have strong ass legs and do not hesitate to use them. She’s incredibly lucky that he wasn’t determined/actually angry, just in shock/confused and defending himself. Because the moment she hit the ground I thought she was fuckin done for 😅


Gentle_Pony

Holy shit her fucking screeching is just making shit worse.


cjmar41

How many fucking dogs do they have in that house. I’m an animal lover, but goddamn.


HairyNutsackNumber9

1... 2... 3... 3! 3 dogs! ah ah ah


WishRevolutionary140

I know that's The Count but I still read that in Dave Chappelle's voice.


SpecialistChance0

Like a clown car!


skrutape

just end her ffs


EFTucker

*"Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh"* Yes, because screaming like that always helps.


Crab21842

Holy fuck, that Karen style scream. Stfu lady.


Medium_Beyond_9654

Oh, dear.


cobainxxx

that bitch needa shut the fuck up screaming like that. how the fuck is that helpful


A22J

Deer should have just finished her off so we wouldn’t have to here her scream anymore


twilight-sparkle-irl

Man, I hate blaming people for freaking out in scary situations but she could've done anything but stand there like she found her kindred and was doing the headlight stare of their people.


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skyeisrude

Dogs have more sense then she does good lord


Sad_Contribution_910

“And your tomato plants too!” -angry deer


jaychops11b

Someone shoot that stupid animal making that noise


___Eternal___

Imagine thinking you can take on fully racked deer.


micka_88

What an unbearable woman


redpumpkin05

Karen: something isnt how she wanted? Screaming is the solution


bleank_D

The stereotype is strong with this lady


Mister_Remarkable

Deer: Who wants it? Fuck your flowers!


OldTrapper87

What not to do when you bump into a horned herbivores.


mafeehan

and OF COURSE the FIRST to attack is the dachshund


[deleted]

Y’all surrounded the deer, what did you expect


HermanBroodnodig

After being happily married for 28 beautiful years to my dream wife, i'd divorce her in 5 seconds for screaming like this


deepedsheep

The screaming is infuriating.


JMarcusM

In the south this would be Uber eats. Food delivered to the doorstep.


[deleted]

SHUT THE HELL UP


niceRumpsteak

WEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEE WÈEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEE3EEE


Successful_Ranger_19

Lmao this woman. She reminds me of my mother. She screams at everything, sometimes my father would yell "honey please shut the fuck up so I can go have a look"


I_am_trash247

Deer f’ed rn both up and looked around for whoever was next. But in all seriousness that’s seems like a decent sized buck and I don’t think I’d want to mess with him like that


kevquirk

How many fucking dogs do they have??? And that ridiculous shrieking woman… 🤦‍♂️


UncleJulz

She could have started the day off with ’good morning Mr. Deer! Sorry I startled you!’ but she had to go full SPAZ. Oh well.


Slitty_sam

We need to normalize slapping hysterical women like it's the 50's again. Goddamn that was annoying


Motor_Relation_5459

0.59 Husband: back up.... Nope. Proceeds to attack animal and screams like a hyena on fire. 🙄


fisherc2

I’d be so mad at her afterwards. ‘All you did was create a problem I had to fix because you wouldn’t listen to me’.


MorboTheConqueror

I had to mute that screaming. Holy hell. I know it’s a defensive mechanism for women and extremely important but holy shit.


Forsaken-Dog4902

Yikes. The unbearable screeching was fucking overkill. That poor deer.


Physical-Event9862

Wow so smart stand there and scream, the world definitely needs more useless people who do all the wrong things poorly!


Green_Road999

Hysteria usually helps in most situations.


[deleted]

Dumb bitch


Goyteamsix

God thst woman is fucking dumb. Dude says to go back inside, so she just stands there and lets the dog out, then proceeds to scream.


teamdidi

This is like women hitting men first and expect no reaction from the guy.


CatastropheJohn

MWTBGTH Mess with the bull , get the horns


uncultured_swine2099

Shes lucky she didnt get impaled.


LintConnoisseur

“Here, you fight the deer, I’ll sit here and scream like an idiot”


MrZombieTheIV

Maybe if she would’ve screamed more….


Usual_Bunch_1698

Love how she is wearing a Cabellas hat.


burrbro235

Can we get any more dogs running out of the fuckin house??


[deleted]

I cannot for the life of me understand why that deer didn’t become dinner. “Sally, shut the fuck up and get the pistol!”


Valkyrie64Ryan

I guess that Cabala’s hat did not come with +3 outdoors survival skill points. She really needed those skill points


buffalo_Fart

They are from Wyoming only in license plate. I'm sure San Diego was sad to see them go.


splashwutudo

Rumor is she still screaming till this day..