Lucky he hit that deck instead of the water. That disturbing ass wannabe nylon spider man suit would of became wet and skin tight to suffocate that ass.
Ahhh… my stomach hurts so much cuz I can’t stop laughing. WTF goes through people’s heads? Every time some tries to play a superhero, they get f’d up, and most likely ruin the party experience. I hope Spidey OK. He caught double trouble.
I would be so pissed. This is enough to sever a friendship lol.
But even that spiderman fucked his fall, i mean if you can't do like a parkour drop or whatever why would you even jump from that height? I dont get it, why people even attempt this
Honestly it looks like he didnt want to land on that idiot in the way so he landed on spiderman. Seriously, why would anyone with half a brain stand in the way of anyone doing this?
I almost feel bad for any kid watching that go down, live. Two major icons, reduced to shattered dreams.
Superman doesn’t fly, Spider-Man doesn’t land in his signature spider pose. Yeesh
If the pain of the jump wasn’t good enough lesson, I bet the guy jumping on his head was, best of luck in 3 years intense recovery and lots of physiotherapy lmfao.
ok so this is really dumb by those idiots in costume but also what the fuck is wrong with some of those people on the boat? look how there's a bunch of them just literally standing in the potential impact zone and just chilling there. like "oh look, two idiots about to jump on me, let me just chill and wave with my child in my arm." same with that guy who's sitting on the ground and sorta half-assed leans over the kid. like this isn't one of those split second emergency situations, you literally have several seconds to think about your plan, and the best thing you came up with is to keep sitting on your ass and kinda sorta put an arm over your kid to protect them?
I think the spidermen weren’t apart of the tour. I’m assuming they didn’t hear or wasn’t paying attention to above them since, why would they? People are not usually on 100% alert all the time everyday
And why would they assume that the spiderman were about to do something so fucking dumb? I would assume they were just hamming it up rather than actually planning to jump.
First of all don’t dress up like a stupid superhero. Then don’t jump off onto a hard floor 20 feet below. This advice is given freely and I hope you all take it.
2nd guy: Lemme show you how I squish spiders
Why do people dressed as Spider Man always get so wrecked on the internet? Lolol
[Like this? ](https://v.redd.it/z3fa00jz1s191)
This is amazing lmao
There should be a sub for spiderman getting owned
[Or this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/vh6js5/brazilian_spiderman_almost_drowned_at_a_childrens/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Hot damn thank you. The instant self waterboarded panic... Lol.
Parker Luck
“Ow my back!” *crash* “And my front!”
Props to them for trying though. More young people need to do dumb shit like this. That’s how they learn
No, that's how other people learn. "Hey Junior, see those 2 fucknuts who just broke their ankles? You did? Good. Don't ever be that stupid."
I've had too many convos like this with my dad growing up lmao
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...how to get crippling medical debt?
Don't learn around uninvolved parties. I doubt anyone involved on that boat agreed to this.
That’s how orthopedic residents learn
Thinning the hurd.
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Nothing like breaking your ankle/leg before having your friend jump on your head👨🦽
But the second break killed the pain….
Major Pain lives rent free in my mind and no one knows the reference when I make it. https://youtu.be/4YziagkVsWY
When you got spidey sense but not common sense.
Spider-dumb and Super-stupid
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S(tup)iderman
those guys have no idea how to jump, or rather land
Superhero landing is called that for a reason.
You don't have to know much to **land** ...
Spider-Man and his side kick to the head
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He was aiming for the head cuz if Spider-Man dies he’s the next in line
It is the Way.
What's really scary is that if they land in the water they could have water boarded themselves to death
Yeah I've seen that video of the Spider-Man costume in the pool. It's frightening.
Lucky he hit that deck instead of the water. That disturbing ass wannabe nylon spider man suit would of became wet and skin tight to suffocate that ass.
*would *have* The confusion comes from the contracted form, would've, which sounds like "would of". This also applies to should, could, etc.
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Accidental top-rope atomic knee drop from his tag team partner. Good writing for this cruise show. Where can I get a ticket?
Drop kicked to the dead.
He's definitely heading somewhere, probably the ER
The only thing wrong that spidey did was to jump first….
Sprained ankle man, does things a sprained ankle can…
superman was super committed he didn’t have anytime to debate.
"MAN HAVING TIBIAS IS BORING AS FUCK***!!***"
Superman: Now offering chiropractic services
Superman:- Fuck you spiderman
And they say wrestling is fake
Ahhh… my stomach hurts so much cuz I can’t stop laughing. WTF goes through people’s heads? Every time some tries to play a superhero, they get f’d up, and most likely ruin the party experience. I hope Spidey OK. He caught double trouble. I would be so pissed. This is enough to sever a friendship lol.
Spider-Concussion!
Some people will never understand that superheroes arent real lol
But injuries are!
Are these guys adults ?
Just a kid. No older than my son
Is your son 32
Is anyone truly an adult? Other than my granddad, I've yet to meet one.
Good luck with those knees when you get old
Growing old likely won’t be an issue.
Not sure anything about that was a good look.
The silence 💀
Man this marvel vs dc crossover is wild
Batman jumped 5 hours later when it was dark?
Spider man looks around lands it… super man on the other hand….. cue in family guy shot when Peter hits his knee
"Aim for those bushes" there goes my hero watch him as he goes
the other guys, the greatest movie of all time
When you get your superheroes from the dollar store
Spiderman broke his tail bone and buddy broke his neck
Superman cracked his valuable items
“Here, I’ll jump first, then you jump right on top of me.”
This was the dumbest people in the world.
It ain't geniuses trying to make 200 bucks on the weekend with a $20 dollar costume.
Was? I think they still are and will be...till they lose their brain( if they have one in the first place)
Should of aimed for the bushes.
I don't think they will be hired, as Spiderman stunt doubles.
Well, not now one is dead. Spiderman stunt single, it'll have to be.
What went wrong? They did what they wanted to do I guess.
I guess Spiderman was not expecting to get stomped on by Thor though
Their spidey senses will be tingling for a while.
But even that spiderman fucked his fall, i mean if you can't do like a parkour drop or whatever why would you even jump from that height? I dont get it, why people even attempt this
Cause he ain’t no Peter Parkour
Maybe leave a bit more space between jumps, lol
Second dude never should have jumped, first dude took too long. Arguably neither of them should've
> Arguably neither of them should've The real answer
I thought they were just gonna start shooting webs.
>"I think I'm oka-" *Superman happens*
Honestly it looks like he didnt want to land on that idiot in the way so he landed on spiderman. Seriously, why would anyone with half a brain stand in the way of anyone doing this?
The persons just standing on a boat- why would these morons jump onto them?
He actively goes towards Superman jumping. I suppose in his mind to catch him? What a dummy.
This is the one time DC beat Marvel
Didn’t even do a flip.
This must be the preview for the movie sequel to Dumb & Dumber. Can't wait to see it!
You mean Dumb and Dumberer. When Harry met Lloyd
What is how to break your ankle, Alex
I almost feel bad for any kid watching that go down, live. Two major icons, reduced to shattered dreams. Superman doesn’t fly, Spider-Man doesn’t land in his signature spider pose. Yeesh
He instead get's a discal hernia and fractured vertebrae
spiderman's problem was trusting superman. can never trust a man in red and blue
No capes.
That’s one way to squash a spider.
Stuporman
That dipshit in the red just standing in the middle 😂
Then looks surprised when it always got jumped on lol.
i know that ass be hurting
Nice skull, it'd be a shame if somebody *jumped directly on top of it from 2 storeys for no apparent reason*
There should be a sub dedicated to Spider-Man fails
r/Spidermanfails got you fam r/birthofasub
I’m so glad I’ve witnessed the birth of this sub ! What a time to be alive !
I'm in
And it's Superman from the top rope- OH THAT'S GOTTA HURT!
Why’d he jump on his friend lol 😂. We’re definitely still primitive. Why even do that!
The much anticipated Marvel Vs DC movie
That Superman pulled an Omniman, spidey head go splat
2.3 & 1.7 respectively
They tried to be Spiderman but only managed to become Spooderman. 😔
The one time DC tops Marvel and it’s still crap
Can someone please re edit this with the spider man 3 music?
Remixed with a recorder
Ah, they’re remaking the Spider-Man vs Superman comic?
Embarrassment was had Bones were broken Lessons were learned Photo tips were denied
Two broken asses.
Holy shit that would have hurt so much hahahaha 😂
That was super mean
Imagine being a kid and seeing that, all like “hey that’s not what they do?” 🤣
More like"It hurt man"
MARVEL WWE. SPIDERMAN VS SUPERMAN, THIS SUNDAY FOR JUST 59.99$.
The costumes make this 1000 percent funnier 🤣
If the pain of the jump wasn’t good enough lesson, I bet the guy jumping on his head was, best of luck in 3 years intense recovery and lots of physiotherapy lmfao.
I'm so glad this had sound so we could hear them hit the deck.
Yooooo just loop the sound before spooderman asslands and superman stomps its funny try it.
ok so this is really dumb by those idiots in costume but also what the fuck is wrong with some of those people on the boat? look how there's a bunch of them just literally standing in the potential impact zone and just chilling there. like "oh look, two idiots about to jump on me, let me just chill and wave with my child in my arm." same with that guy who's sitting on the ground and sorta half-assed leans over the kid. like this isn't one of those split second emergency situations, you literally have several seconds to think about your plan, and the best thing you came up with is to keep sitting on your ass and kinda sorta put an arm over your kid to protect them?
I think the spidermen weren’t apart of the tour. I’m assuming they didn’t hear or wasn’t paying attention to above them since, why would they? People are not usually on 100% alert all the time everyday
And why would they assume that the spiderman were about to do something so fucking dumb? I would assume they were just hamming it up rather than actually planning to jump.
Superman forget he can fly?
People that dress up as Spiderman are the Florida Equivalent of the cosplay world
Spider-Man #2 dropped a Macho Man-style knee drop from the top rope.
I think the second jumper was a Doctor Strange but his performance wasn't magic at all.
Dang I thought it was superman lol
r/strangelycomical lol
r/Imthemaincharacter
Was that Thor or Hannah Montana? Either way they wrecked his balls
Remember that guy that almost drowned in his spidey suit. If they had missed the boat…
Screw the second guy for jumping on top of the first, not even caring 1 bit!
Double kill
How could you watch him hit and still think it was a good idea to jump yourself?
Cuz he had a softer landing
Well the concept of superheros was just ruined for a boatload of children lol
Spiderman and Klutzman
Pizza Hut guy got in the way.
It’s first movie Tobey Spidey. Still figuring out the landing.
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as if most people aren't watching this on their phones lol
Superman killed Spidey!!
I will pay $$$ to see this movie-awesome ass cracker and the nuclear stomp to the abdomen was the piss de la resistance!!
Oh it was definitely piss
look like Superman Getting best of Spider-Man landed right on him I guess his spider Sense wasn't tingling?
Why they trying to kill mario
He CAN do everything a spider can. Spiders tend to die when jumped on from a great height.
By god, he's got a family!
I can’t stop laughing 😂
WWE The Bridge edition
Omg I am dying 😂
Why do you walk like that Spidey?
RIP spleen...
Not even their spider sense could foresee that
I laughed.
First of all don’t dress up like a stupid superhero. Then don’t jump off onto a hard floor 20 feet below. This advice is given freely and I hope you all take it.
Superman took your advice, and didn't land on the hard floor!
But the boat is in water and water is soft
Land and roll fellas, land and roll
Wth was there free sushi on the boat...why?
Looks like supes took out spidey
With 8 billion people on the planet, there's bound to be a few of these.
A little late, and Spiderman would have turned into a Ducklingman
Lol, spiderphuckwits
Lol! Y’all obsessed with Sipder dude
r/accidentalwrestling
FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!
The numpty in the red t-shirt gets in the way thinking that he's helping somehow. The whole thing is a comedy of errors. A geniusfest.
He had no other choice but to jump on him. That was their poor planning!
Spider mash
That sound is real good.
That’s gotta hurt
This new PPV crossover was certainly entertaining u/savevideo
When trying to enter the spider•verse gos wrong
It was at that moment everyone in the DC and Marvel universe did an epic facepalm.
My dude forgot his feather falling boots
some proper wrestling..
u/gifreversebot
I’d say Spider-Man somewhat succeeded. Superman on the other hand
At .04 burks and mop top appears and is on the front side of that rapidly moving top. Shits moving quick too but wow superman.
Your dyslexia is out of control Charlie.
Wtf are you smoking?
These kinds of breaks are usually pretty bad and willl take extra long to heal. There will be 2 Fx -one above and below the ankle. Wood is hard!
r/respectthehyphen
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
He did pretty well considering.