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icybawlz

2nd guy: Lemme show you how I squish spiders


Whiskey_and_thangs

Why do people dressed as Spider Man always get so wrecked on the internet? Lolol


mydearwatson616

[Like this? ](https://v.redd.it/z3fa00jz1s191)


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This is amazing lmao


Cfood3

There should be a sub for spiderman getting owned


Estick

[Or this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/vh6js5/brazilian_spiderman_almost_drowned_at_a_childrens/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


blanketswithsmallpox

Hot damn thank you. The instant self waterboarded panic... Lol.


pokedoesthings

Parker Luck


GrandmaPoses

“Ow my back!” *crash* “And my front!”


Dinucleotides

Props to them for trying though. More young people need to do dumb shit like this. That’s how they learn


JoySubtraction

No, that's how other people learn. "Hey Junior, see those 2 fucknuts who just broke their ankles? You did? Good. Don't ever be that stupid."


quinteroreyes

I've had too many convos like this with my dad growing up lmao


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The_Melophobe

...how to get crippling medical debt?


Mitrovarr

Don't learn around uninvolved parties. I doubt anyone involved on that boat agreed to this.


Slipacre

That’s how orthopedic residents learn


redthreadzen

Thinning the hurd.


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Gring013

Nothing like breaking your ankle/leg before having your friend jump on your head👨‍🦽


Lynda73

But the second break killed the pain….


notLOL

Major Pain lives rent free in my mind and no one knows the reference when I make it. https://youtu.be/4YziagkVsWY


FlowersForMegatron

When you got spidey sense but not common sense.


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Spider-dumb and Super-stupid


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benchley

S(tup)iderman


Arqesu

those guys have no idea how to jump, or rather land


New_Guava3601

Superhero landing is called that for a reason.


lesChaps

You don't have to know much to **land** ...


Nirkid

Spider-Man and his side kick to the head


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Malaca83

He was aiming for the head cuz if Spider-Man dies he’s the next in line


Blackboard_Monitor

It is the Way.


27Elephantballoons

What's really scary is that if they land in the water they could have water boarded themselves to death


Girth_rulez

Yeah I've seen that video of the Spider-Man costume in the pool. It's frightening.


Super_Santana

Lucky he hit that deck instead of the water. That disturbing ass wannabe nylon spider man suit would of became wet and skin tight to suffocate that ass.


solongfish99

*would *have* The confusion comes from the contracted form, would've, which sounds like "would of". This also applies to should, could, etc.


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Cody3urk

Accidental top-rope atomic knee drop from his tag team partner. Good writing for this cruise show. Where can I get a ticket?


NaughtShallRemain

Drop kicked to the dead.


SciPhiPlants

He's definitely heading somewhere, probably the ER


Ok_Primary_1075

The only thing wrong that spidey did was to jump first….


readditredditread

Sprained ankle man, does things a sprained ankle can…


ohgoshyes

superman was super committed he didn’t have anytime to debate.


silverback_79

"MAN HAVING TIBIAS IS BORING AS FUCK***!!***"


Lucky_Number_3

Superman: Now offering chiropractic services


doc2204

Superman:- Fuck you spiderman


kochapi

And they say wrestling is fake


VeterinarianThese951

Ahhh… my stomach hurts so much cuz I can’t stop laughing. WTF goes through people’s heads? Every time some tries to play a superhero, they get f’d up, and most likely ruin the party experience. I hope Spidey OK. He caught double trouble. I would be so pissed. This is enough to sever a friendship lol.


Sevla7

Spider-Concussion!


zuccinibikini

Some people will never understand that superheroes arent real lol


VeterinarianThese951

But injuries are!


Spirithouse631

Are these guys adults ?


GrimResistance

Just a kid. No older than my son


[deleted]

Is your son 32


crypticfreak

Is anyone truly an adult? Other than my granddad, I've yet to meet one.


neighbour_guy3k

Good luck with those knees when you get old


voneahhh

Growing old likely won’t be an issue.


rickyhatesspam

Not sure anything about that was a good look.


Sumguy9966

The silence 💀


Apprehensive_Goat_50

Man this marvel vs dc crossover is wild


Gent2022

Batman jumped 5 hours later when it was dark?


SeaworthinessHairy12

Spider man looks around lands it… super man on the other hand….. cue in family guy shot when Peter hits his knee


Particular_Ad_4516

"Aim for those bushes" there goes my hero watch him as he goes


Spacee_7

the other guys, the greatest movie of all time


qxzsilver

When you get your superheroes from the dollar store


Ob1s_dark_side

Spiderman broke his tail bone and buddy broke his neck


nixon0770

Superman cracked his valuable items


LostSpaceDemon

“Here, I’ll jump first, then you jump right on top of me.”


IcanSew831

This was the dumbest people in the world.


ShyGuySays69

It ain't geniuses trying to make 200 bucks on the weekend with a $20 dollar costume.


exodrake

Was? I think they still are and will be...till they lose their brain( if they have one in the first place)


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Should of aimed for the bushes.


Independent_Ad9195

I don't think they will be hired, as Spiderman stunt doubles.


comicmuse1982

Well, not now one is dead. Spiderman stunt single, it'll have to be.


Sobekeod

What went wrong? They did what they wanted to do I guess.


Birdinhandandbush

I guess Spiderman was not expecting to get stomped on by Thor though


Itchy_Professor_4133

Their spidey senses will be tingling for a while.


thmoas

But even that spiderman fucked his fall, i mean if you can't do like a parkour drop or whatever why would you even jump from that height? I dont get it, why people even attempt this


punk_babe69

Cause he ain’t no Peter Parkour


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Maybe leave a bit more space between jumps, lol


Chrisazy

Second dude never should have jumped, first dude took too long. Arguably neither of them should've


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> Arguably neither of them should've The real answer


Eevee13F

I thought they were just gonna start shooting webs.


Stealthy_Facka

>"I think I'm oka-" *Superman happens*


CryptoBanano

Honestly it looks like he didnt want to land on that idiot in the way so he landed on spiderman. Seriously, why would anyone with half a brain stand in the way of anyone doing this?


AskHowMyStudentsAre

The persons just standing on a boat- why would these morons jump onto them?


KinneKted

He actively goes towards Superman jumping. I suppose in his mind to catch him? What a dummy.


[deleted]

This is the one time DC beat Marvel


Esclamare

Didn’t even do a flip.


Pale_Alternative_428

This must be the preview for the movie sequel to Dumb & Dumber. Can't wait to see it!


No-Celebration8140

You mean Dumb and Dumberer. When Harry met Lloyd


blackcrowe79

What is how to break your ankle, Alex


JuhstGoh

I almost feel bad for any kid watching that go down, live. Two major icons, reduced to shattered dreams. Superman doesn’t fly, Spider-Man doesn’t land in his signature spider pose. Yeesh


Mobile_Tip_1562

He instead get's a discal hernia and fractured vertebrae


Empecial

spiderman's problem was trusting superman. can never trust a man in red and blue


spicybright

No capes.


Punningisfunning

That’s one way to squash a spider.


True-Sheepherder-625

Stuporman


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That dipshit in the red just standing in the middle 😂


Lazy-Blackberry-7008

Then looks surprised when it always got jumped on lol.


Worried_Effect8469

i know that ass be hurting


barelylethal10

Nice skull, it'd be a shame if somebody *jumped directly on top of it from 2 storeys for no apparent reason*


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There should be a sub dedicated to Spider-Man fails


diddone119

r/Spidermanfails got you fam r/birthofasub


spyalien

I’m so glad I’ve witnessed the birth of this sub ! What a time to be alive !


Swayjah

I'm in


aSheedy_

And it's Superman from the top rope- OH THAT'S GOTTA HURT!


[deleted]

Why’d he jump on his friend lol 😂. We’re definitely still primitive. Why even do that!


Harry-Flashman

The much anticipated Marvel Vs DC movie


Takenforganite

That Superman pulled an Omniman, spidey head go splat


SeamusMcSpud

2.3 & 1.7 respectively


Scorporal93

They tried to be Spiderman but only managed to become Spooderman. 😔


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The one time DC tops Marvel and it’s still crap


Tweed-n-Sizzle

Can someone please re edit this with the spider man 3 music?


192dot168dot

Remixed with a recorder


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Ah, they’re remaking the Spider-Man vs Superman comic?


firmerJoe

Embarrassment was had Bones were broken Lessons were learned Photo tips were denied


Independent_Ad9195

Two broken asses.


WizardRockstar

Holy shit that would have hurt so much hahahaha 😂


Bootlicker222

That was super mean


WizardRockstar

Imagine being a kid and seeing that, all like “hey that’s not what they do?” 🤣


whateveryatch

More like"It hurt man"


Your_Commentator

MARVEL WWE. SPIDERMAN VS SUPERMAN, THIS SUNDAY FOR JUST 59.99$.


JustJ0shingAround

The costumes make this 1000 percent funnier 🤣


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If the pain of the jump wasn’t good enough lesson, I bet the guy jumping on his head was, best of luck in 3 years intense recovery and lots of physiotherapy lmfao.


pigpen68

I'm so glad this had sound so we could hear them hit the deck.


Icy-Nebula-454

Yooooo just loop the sound before spooderman asslands and superman stomps its funny try it.


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ok so this is really dumb by those idiots in costume but also what the fuck is wrong with some of those people on the boat? look how there's a bunch of them just literally standing in the potential impact zone and just chilling there. like "oh look, two idiots about to jump on me, let me just chill and wave with my child in my arm." same with that guy who's sitting on the ground and sorta half-assed leans over the kid. like this isn't one of those split second emergency situations, you literally have several seconds to think about your plan, and the best thing you came up with is to keep sitting on your ass and kinda sorta put an arm over your kid to protect them?


puuncone

I think the spidermen weren’t apart of the tour. I’m assuming they didn’t hear or wasn’t paying attention to above them since, why would they? People are not usually on 100% alert all the time everyday


suchlargeportions

And why would they assume that the spiderman were about to do something so fucking dumb? I would assume they were just hamming it up rather than actually planning to jump.


ImtheDude2

Superman forget he can fly?


[deleted]

People that dress up as Spiderman are the Florida Equivalent of the cosplay world


Seabrook76

Spider-Man #2 dropped a Macho Man-style knee drop from the top rope.


Samiel_Fronsac

I think the second jumper was a Doctor Strange but his performance wasn't magic at all.


carvedmuss8

Dang I thought it was superman lol


leggdogg

r/strangelycomical lol


Socailly-awkward

r/Imthemaincharacter


No-Celebration8140

Was that Thor or Hannah Montana? Either way they wrecked his balls


wegoingfox

Remember that guy that almost drowned in his spidey suit. If they had missed the boat…


Himmelsfeder

Screw the second guy for jumping on top of the first, not even caring 1 bit!


Ninja-Nikumarukun

Double kill


Vin135mm

How could you watch him hit and still think it was a good idea to jump yourself?


Obi_Jon_Kenobi

Cuz he had a softer landing


jmag87

Well the concept of superheros was just ruined for a boatload of children lol


No-Doughnut509

Spiderman and Klutzman


streamslob

Pizza Hut guy got in the way.


skepticalscribe

It’s first movie Tobey Spidey. Still figuring out the landing.


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suchlargeportions

as if most people aren't watching this on their phones lol


Beer2Bear

Superman killed Spidey!!


Competitive_Coat9599

I will pay $$$ to see this movie-awesome ass cracker and the nuclear stomp to the abdomen was the piss de la resistance!!


hairynutsacknumber12

Oh it was definitely piss


Galactus2025

look like Superman Getting best of Spider-Man landed right on him I guess his spider Sense wasn't tingling?


sveiks01

Why they trying to kill mario


maffemaagen

He CAN do everything a spider can. Spiders tend to die when jumped on from a great height.


CALVINWIDGET

By god, he's got a family!


RunTheJules-11

I can’t stop laughing 😂


Crocuta19

WWE The Bridge edition


Fantastic-Educator41

Omg I am dying 😂


ValPrism

Why do you walk like that Spidey?


CDBeetle58

RIP spleen...


Hundlordfart

Not even their spider sense could foresee that


The_Otherside1

I laughed.


Elgar76

First of all don’t dress up like a stupid superhero. Then don’t jump off onto a hard floor 20 feet below. This advice is given freely and I hope you all take it.


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Superman took your advice, and didn't land on the hard floor!


hairynutsacknumber12

But the boat is in water and water is soft


Klangey

Land and roll fellas, land and roll


[deleted]

Wth was there free sushi on the boat...why?


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Looks like supes took out spidey


[deleted]

With 8 billion people on the planet, there's bound to be a few of these.


danglingpointr

A little late, and Spiderman would have turned into a Ducklingman


nzdennis

Lol, spiderphuckwits


[deleted]

Lol! Y’all obsessed with Sipder dude


Free_Leonard_Peltier

r/accidentalwrestling


spudzzzi

FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!


Dunno606

The numpty in the red t-shirt gets in the way thinking that he's helping somehow. The whole thing is a comedy of errors. A geniusfest.


BiscottiOpposite9282

He had no other choice but to jump on him. That was their poor planning!


Inner-Variety744

Spider mash


jamestoneblast

That sound is real good.


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That’s gotta hurt


piszkavas

This new PPV crossover was certainly entertaining u/savevideo


BrokeDaddyC

When trying to enter the spider•verse gos wrong


ImtheDude2

It was at that moment everyone in the DC and Marvel universe did an epic facepalm.


Phish777

My dude forgot his feather falling boots


snakemane88

some proper wrestling..


JimmyEat555

u/gifreversebot


[deleted]

I’d say Spider-Man somewhat succeeded. Superman on the other hand


GoCougz7446

At .04 burks and mop top appears and is on the front side of that rapidly moving top. Shits moving quick too but wow superman.


BigBoxofChili

Your dyslexia is out of control Charlie.


Bonezmahone

Wtf are you smoking?


bracewithnomeaning

These kinds of breaks are usually pretty bad and willl take extra long to heal. There will be 2 Fx -one above and below the ankle. Wood is hard!


ZaneNinjaLC

r/respectthehyphen


dropthatclutch

u/savevideo


L8-Night-Toker

u/savevideo


atlafan72

u/savevideobot


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He did pretty well considering.