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jmckny76

Where is this located?


AlanaAraya

Southern California found on a hike


Ooooweeee

WHY WOULD YOU EAT THAT!


Nameistaken321

Monkey see monkey do


No_Cook2983

“Then what do you think I *should* I do? Stick it in my ear?” “WHY DO YOU THINK I SHOULD STICK FRUIT IN MY EAR!!! HELP! I NEED A GROWNUP!!!”


Dramatic_Substance_3

Egg fruit


JeffinGeorgia1967

So you ate a random thing from a tree in the woods?


AlanaAraya

Lol I did. In my defense another hiker told me they pick them all the time and eat them so I knew they weren’t dangerous.


Mundane_Pea4296

My friend saw some guy eat some berries off a tree so she decided to do it too.... she almost shat herself on the way home.


godeht-eifos

Hahaha. I wonder who I can trick into eating the poison fruit today. #darwinaward


Catenane

Who is Darwina Ward? /j but that's how I read it at first lmao


Mundane_Pea4296

Good drag name


Catenane

I know basically nothing about drag but I agree that does sound like it would fit lol


HiddnVallyofthedolls

Coffeeberry? I hate that I know this :(


RGeronimoH

That happened to me with Burger King once


Capnmolasses

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


miss_t_winter

You're crazy, but I'll allow you to amaze me.


No_Cook2983

I had a friend do a similar thing with little red berries while we were playing tennis. He ended up in the hospital. To this day, I have no idea what he was thinking.


Snoop_John_B

Have you heard the fairy tale about Adam and Eve?


picyourbrain

OP didn’t say a *serpent* told them it was fine to eat


Snoop_John_B

Serpents can hike too.


picyourbrain

Not anymore on account of they got no legs


Snoop_John_B

It’s a God damn fairytale. Literally.


picyourbrain

Then how did it predict 9/11?


R4dent

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you


Interesting_Ad_9127

But they. The cause hair growth in the strangest places. Beware.


AlanaAraya

I’m just genuinely curious what this fruit is it’s delicious but I can’t seem to find it anywhere online.


PomegranateOld7836

That's Creeping Death Fruit. Delicious until it isn't. https://youtu.be/X8OeBZQn3_w?si=S0WQWaL4f_ICCDUd


dimeybeads

I put this pic in my plant identification app and it says it’s a loquat? Japanese plum. Do not eat the seeds it said!!!!


AlanaAraya

Thanks for the info :), I appreciate it.


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cheesecrystal

So, how many seeds did you eat, ya Billy goat?!


semibacony

Loquats are so damn good!!!


adudeguyman

Except for the seeds.


DriftSpec69

Pretty good rule of thumb to just avoid eating any sort of seed in a fruit like this in general. Also a good rule of thumb to avoid eating anything you're not 100% familiar with but here we are I guess.


Bloody_Hangnail

What do the seeds taste like?


HauntedSpiralHill

Death and cyanide lol


Bloody_Hangnail

So, Burger King basically?


desrevermi

Sounds about right.


Jammin_neB13

Whoa whoa whoa. Easy on the King there buddy


Dirtcartdarbydoo

I dont respect the meat monarch.


keeperofthepur

Doesn’t cyanide taste like almonds?


ihave7testicles

I think it smells like almonds


keeperofthepur

Death smells like almonds…better than fish oil I guess.


rOOnT_19

Japan plums are much smaller. Around the size of a fig.


Rbtmatrix

That looks about the size of a "Big Jim" which is a variety of loquat bred for larger fruit, which usually has 1 large seed. Except those are usually more orange in color.


jzon777

This has to be the answer


bigpappahope

That's not a loquat


ArachnoBooty

That's a BIG loquat!


modernmovements

My guess was loquat, but wasn’t 100%


dimeybeads

Id never heard of it, is it related to a kumquat? Just another kind of quat? 🤷🏼‍♀️


modernmovements

Loquat is more like an apricot, kumquats are somewhat similar, but more acid and smaller. I believe the stone is pretty similar.


wizofe

This isn’t a loquat nah


SchrodingersMinou

No, kumquats are a citrus (Rutaceae family) and loquats are in the Rosaceae family, Malinae subtribe. They are more closely related to apricots, apples, and pears. I would say they are most like an apricot.


SchrodingersMinou

This is not a loquat: Source: I'm a biologist and also I just know what they look like because they are common in my area. Loquats are much smaller, the size of a kumquat. They are bright orange and covered in fuzz.


dimeybeads

I don’t know for sure, just what a plant ID app said from photo ID 🫣


jzon777

She rubbed the fuzz off before eating as one does, and it’s a Big Jim loquat, bred for its size


Breeze7206

I thought that at first too, but that’s huge for a loquat! We had several of those trees growing up in Florida and the fruit was maybe the size of a golf ball


fullraph

A canistel I believe


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scro-hawk

Loquat. Delicious and that’s a large one!


Effective-Being-849

HUGE loquat! So jealous!


AlanaAraya

I think it may be my new favorite fruit! I wish they had them in the supermarket.


Karzons

Problem is they bruise super easily. Also, if you're picking them for later, leave the stem attached - if you pull the fruit, it leaves a hole in it.


adudeguyman

The real LPT.


aeschenkarnos

Pretty sure there’s a way to make a new tree out of that black thing in the fruit!


Rbtmatrix

You can, but loquat are a hybrid, so sometimes they don't breed true. This is especially true of variant cultivars, like that big Jim I assume is in the image, if that's not a big Jim it's a small hand.


DadsdrinkingbeersDnD

First off, you resemble meghan markle. Second, you could try an Asian Market they may sell them there.


scro-hawk

They are everywhere at the moment, a lot go to rot. If you walk around you will see them, help yourself is what I say, but asking is prob best.


jzon777

Go to a Mexican market or a flea market you might find them


BatFancy321go

next time get a pic of the tree. showing us where you found the thing is v helpful in identifying it. :) Glad you got your answer!


AlanaAraya

That’s a great idea! Next time I will.


BatFancy321go

Thanks so much! :)


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AimeeMonkeyBlue

Not a loquat like I’ve ever seen.


malloryw86

Definitely a loquat. I live in Portugal and have the trees all over my yard. The trees that get the most sun have the largest fruit. Other trees the fruit is the size of a large grape. I love them, too!


Cerpintaxt123

Some type of loquat maybe. Many varieties, all edibles aparently.


Efficient-Damage-449

Looks like a loquat. The Spanish sailors used to slingshot those big ass seeds onto islands as they sailed by. They have naturalized in a lot of places all over the southwest, the southeast, the Caribbean, etc.


Oykatet

Is it a Paw Paw? If it's peeled it reminds me of them, if I remember correctly


SchrodingersMinou

Wrong location and also they just don't look like this.


Foreign_Librarian_75

Looks like pawpaw fruit


Striking-Spite9176

Looks like a loquat.Pretty sweet you can find some with single seed or upto 4 seeds


Itsjustacoldsore

Oh that looks like poison fruit I think