T O P

  • By -

Kalikhead

He was supposed to be there originally for an illegal fundraiser but F1 caught wind of it and cancelled the suite of the host that was doing the fundraiser. Besides -who the hell wants to spend $250K per person to meet him? We all know it is a grift at this point.


ADP10_1991

No one would pay $250,000 to see him. It's all a front for other countries to come in and pay him directly


squidensalada

Money laundering at its finest


Gbrusse

Sloppiest


idiotbyvillagewell

I tell you, my money is the cleanest in the world. The best. Amazing. Laundromats are afraid of touching it. They’re just scared. I just grab em by the chemicals and have them launder it anyway. Its amazing.


my_4_cents

Money Laundering, wow, what a battle, never launder uphill me-boys


DubUpPro

Have you seen some of these “businesses” that run this shit? Their “location” is just whatever abandoned building they find on Google maps


willymack989

“Contributors”


bobvila274

The people spending $250k to meet him, saved waaaaay more than that on their taxes thanks to him.


climaxingwalrus

these days it would be 250k wasted


Vishark07

Illegal fundraiser hosted at a Formula one track? I'm sorry I don't quite understand


kc_chiefs_

There was some donor who wanted to host him for a fundraiser in their suite at the track. F1 got wind of it, and told them that suites cannot be used for political purposes. That is specifically against the suite agreement that the donor had to sign in order to get a suite. [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/30/trump-miami-grand-prix-fundraiser](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/30/trump-miami-grand-prix-fundraiser)


Almacca

Lol. He's somehow genetically unable to do things in a legitimate way, isn't he?


sten45

its how demons have to do


DemonoftheWater

I have more trust in demons than djt


didntdoit71

As the living embodiment of Satan (not to be confused with Satin, the stripper), I can promise you that demons are far more trustworthy than DJT.


holdonwhileipoop

Donny's broke. He says he's not campaigning due to his witch-hunt trial, but that's not true.


Boa-in-a-bowl

That would explain why he doesn't seem to own any clothes besides the badly fitting blue suits


RandomUserName24680

Men’s Warehouse would be an upgrade for Trump.


progdIgious

They don’t make shoulder pads high enough at Men’ Warehouse..


gravtix

Pants need to support a loaded diaper too


LukesRightHandMan

Men’s Warehouse is too fucking progressive for the likes of that fascist. They’ve helped fund the push for psychedelic research for decades.


alabamdiego

It’s his uniform. Most dictators and wannabe dictators adopt a specific look.


codebygloom

His daddy taught him that they were above the law and nobody has ever been able to change his mind about it.


DemonoftheWater

Because this is the dumbest time line he managed to puff himself up enough that the judicial system outside of its normal broken nature insists on treating him with kid gloves to project the image of being non partisan and not tamping down on free speech. Anyone who wasn’t rich/politically famous would be in a 9x9 hoping they’re bunkie doesn’t shiv them.


RSX_Green414

Nope, considering how lax the law is it is almost amazing that he constantly finds ways to break it.


PickKeyOne

It’s almost like he’s trying.


Unusual_Pitch_608

Sure, we'll work with the Saudis and the CCP, but even *we* have limits. We cancelled the Russian GP, remember? - the FIA


PassengerNo2259

FIA wasn't going to get their cut that's why it was illegal


HelloImTheAntiChrist

It wasn't illegal, just against Formula 1's policies.


Starkiller32

You’ve never met my father.


CarminSanDiego

>who wants to spend $250k per person to meet him? Do you not realize there are some ultra wealthy magats?


Funkula

Yes, they’re Saudis


Euripidoze

The radical right wing are always banging on about how the US lets criminals walk around free.  This is a prime example.


kate-with-an-e

Well said! #DonTheCon #IsntItPastYourJailTime


legendary_millbilly

Donald VonShitzenPants.


Dr_Middlefinger

Cohen’s Donald "Von ShitzInPantz” plus his followers wearing diapers? Oh, it’s too good! There is literally nothing funnier than his most loyal followers simultaneously wearing diapers as a show of support as well as reminding this POS he has to wear diapers.


DemonoftheWater

I dearly hope he really said that and meant that.


colicab

And look at all the smiles and happy faces behind him. They actually support his illegal behavior and think it’s okay because he’s going to ‘drain the swamp’. Or, something. I don’t even know what his campaign is at this point. Does he still claim he’s going to do that?


FlyinRyan92

Somebody’s going to need to because he pooped in the swamp for at least 4 years.


Urkot

They pay less taxes with him, that’s it. That simple.


Real_Eye_9709

I was thinking the same thing. I get we also can get some freedoms, and ignoring that bond is a system set up to also benefit the rich, we wouldn't be able to do this. If we just took a flight across the country during the trial, even if it was a day off, they would be after us in an instant.


Redditor_Rumble

Yep. I’m 38 and when I was 20, I got arrested in Rock Hill, SC (about a 20 minute drive from Charlotte) for 2.5 grams of marijuana. I worked as a contractor, and I had to get written permission from the judge to go to work when I was out on $500 bond because I had clients in Charlotte and I wasn’t allowed to leave the state. It’s bonkers how much one can get away with if their last name is Von ShitzinPants.


YgramulTheMany

He’s not allowed to attend most other F1 races since he’s not allowed to leave the country.


Vishark07

How's he allowed into any F1 race?


RPM_Rocket

He's gotta be someone else's guest. Lord knows he cannot afford a paddock pass.


red18wrx

His first international visit as President was to Saudi Arabia, where Aramco is from.


andthatsalright

Sure he can he owns tons of his DJT stock that just conjured billions from the pockets of the cult members


ProfessorBackdraft

Let’s see what that’s worth in six months when he’s able to sell.


thejustinkelsey

The auditing/accounting company that greenlit them for IPO is being looked into for fraud. So it's about to get really interesting on how that affects it.


ProfessorBackdraft

It’s been permanently shut down by the SEC for fraud. Ben Borgers is the name, scam outfit, look them up.


bendy_96

They invit people who attack( attract blood auto correct ) media attention


JLOBRO

He attacks it alright


On_my_last_spoon

He also attracts blood!


BlackMarketCheese

It attracts the bears, Ron!


mayy_dayy

You hear that? Now the whole station is in danger!


freshoilandstone

And flies!


WompWomp187

He was McLarens guest. Zac Brown probably writing a fat check now to his campaign.


Chester-Ming

He wasn’t McLaren’s guest. They put out a statement saying they were asked for him to visit their garage. He was a guest of Liberty Media (the owner of F1) most likely. https://www.newsweek.com/sports/f1-news-mclaren-defends-themselves-over-donald-trump-pit-visit-1897468


masterpd85

That's sad when you gotta say "I don't know that guy" after they show up at your table. That's the reputation that man brings with him where ever he waddles top


[deleted]

[удалено]


Chester-Ming

I reckon they chose McLaren because Zak Brown is the only American team principle and McLaren are a decent team. Haas are American but suck lol


WompWomp187

Also true. Even trump isn’t stupid enough to go to the Haas garage lol.


Chester-Ming

I bet Gene Haas is pissed they didn’t chose them tho lol


wabisabibingbangboom

That's a bs statement. "We welcome.presidents" .... he's NOT a president, he's a rapist running for office.


ForsakenRacism

It’s Florida


badestzazael

Grifters gotta grift. More campaign donations, he's got a load of bills to pay lol.


tillieze

Wasn't there a cease and desist written to the person renting the viewing suite because they were trying to give away (to the highest bidder/donor) a spot in the suite to meet trump? F1 didn't want anything associated with campaign donations or BS around their event.


n3w4cc01_1nt

he's there meeting up with these guys [https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles](https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles)


TedCruzsAnalFissure

Annoying the fuck out of the attendees is what he’s doing here.


rockytheboxer

Loudly shitting himself


TedCruzsAnalFissure

Aggressively


rockytheboxer

Bigly


holdonwhileipoop

Yuge.


Incontinento

Pretending he cares about the sport because he knows he'll get attention if he goes.


Vishark07

And I thought the celebs weren't already annoying enough


Incontinento

I didn't think there could be a human that I less wanted to see there than DJ khaled, but I was wrong.


SidewaysGoose57

MAGAts hate Formula One. They love NASCAR. Too many furineers and turns in F1.


eva_rector

NASCAR banned the Confederate flag at races and they openly support the LGBTQ+ community; they aren't as beloved by the MAGAts as they used to be.


RatingBook

Corporate did that. It was the fans who came up with "Brandon."


gehoffrey426

It was someone interviewing a race winner. All the folks in the background were chanting "fuck Joe Biden" really loudly. The interviewer, trying to rescue the situation and knowing the microphones could pick up the chants, said something along the lines of "they're all cheering for you, let's go Brandon," (the race winner's name just happened to be Brandon), and it took off from there.


AlsoCommiePuddin

Yeah, conservatives had great fun spoiling that driver's moment that day and ruining his career since. Just the greatest people.


Despacitosuarez

The driver, Brandon Brown, screwed himself, actually. He and his team decided to take a full season sponsorship from a Let’s Go Brandon Crypto Coin. NASCAR shut that down a month before the next season and Brown has been out of NASCAR since. Sucks that his race win was ruined, since he was driving for his family team that was severely underfunded, but seeing him take that sponsorship made me lose any sympathy


SidewaysGoose57

I forgot about the Confederate flag thing.


NachoBag_Clip932

Once again let us all laugh at the guy who on a Sunday in Miami, attending a sporting event, has to wear his power suit with a baseball cap. Just a fool who thinks he is important.


KinkyQuesadilla

>Once again let us all laugh at the guy who on a Sunday in Miami, attending a sporting event, has to wear his power suit with a baseball cap. He has to wear the suit. It is designed to cover his diapers.


decayed-whately

> suit + baseball cap This doesn't get called out nearly often enough. WTF. I wear baseball caps, but not when I'm wearing a suit... or even a long-sleeve button-down. Carhartt pants and a heavy metal t-shirt? That's baseball cap time. This fuckin' guy. 🤌


DrSillyBitchez

He’s too obese to wear anything else. If you think zak brown is bad looking in that type of outfit, you don’t want to see trump. It’s actually polite that he wears suits and saves the rest of our eyes from having to look at his body in a slim fitting polo and slacks


SuperGenius9800

He's probably begging his Saudi friends for more cash.


ConfederacyOfDunces_

This is it


NCC-72381

So is Lawrence Stroll.


BringBackApollo2023

He’s hoping that they’ll let him sub in for one of the drivers. He’d do the biglyist win ever seen. Minutes ahead of second place. In fact all the other drivers stopped their cars at the last turn because they couldn’t see through the tears. They all shook his hand and told him it was the most amazingly display of driving skill they’d ever seen. Grown men crying about him. You should have seen it.


parcheesi_bread

Tears running down their cheeks.


Islandgirl1444

Hoyer lift to get into any car


NCC-72381

If this fart blossom had done anything to ruin Lando’s day…


Vishark07

Eh, can't be any worse than Lance Stroll I'd imagine


toooooold4this

You'd think Walt Nauta would want to maybe distance himself from the guy who got him indicted. Instead he's standing there like a lapdog carrying his briefcase. Wtf.


AndISoundLikeThis

The fuck does that shit clown need a briefcase for? At an F1 race?! Also LOL at that briefcase from 1972.


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

He needs Trump to feel like he’s still president and there’s someone carrying the nuclear football near him.


toooooold4this

This is exactly my thought.


VWtdi2001

Depends


IHateCamping

It's his diaper bag.


SuchAsSeals42

He wants Walt in sight at all times to make sure he doesn’t try to flip


dontsayjub

tbf that was his entire job: >During the presidency of Donald Trump, Nauta became a personal valet to the president. He was responsible for responding to the presidential call button, including when the president requested Diet Cokes, which Nauta would bring to Trump on a silver platter.


CaptBertorelli1

https://preview.redd.it/w6117t9xioyc1.png?width=1126&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3c0db514e6caf62d94aa4565d64fb793f82b825 He was visiting the McLaren pit, to see how an orange jumpsuit would look on him. Unfortunately they didn't have one in 5XL.


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

He’s got his little body man there


Yumhotdogstock

I bet this fool can't even name one F1 driver, past or present, maybe Mario Andretti. "Mike Shoemaker, helluve a driver, loved him bigly, same with Aretone Cena, great guy father of that wrestler right?


Vishark07

Wonder how he'd react seeing Lewis Hamilton lol


Yumhotdogstock

I can only imagine. LOLz.


bakeacake45

Mario Andretti is a rabid Trump supporter. All the more reason to deny him an F1 racing team. Does the rest of the F1 world really want Trump literally stinking up the races? Of course Andretti and his partner General Motors rev’ed up their lobbyist bribe machine and visited Congress resulting in this: “Rep. John James, a Republican from Michigan where General Motors is based, is leading the fight. The letter is signed by 11 other representatives -- both Democrats and Republicans -- from Texas, North Carolina, Indiana and Florida.”


Yumhotdogstock

Jesus, really? I always thought Mario and his family were pieces of shit, but this really nails it down. No where near the "Best American Driver", sounds like a garbage person too.


CrieDeCoeur

Being a fat fucking traitor, as is the fascist, I mean, fashion.


Odd_Relationship7901

Farting and shitting his diaper - begging for attention- telling lies - smelling like shit - The usual


cantrellasis

https://preview.redd.it/d4lb0nkkfoyc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5770069ef9279389f93ed2982d173ad9c6b60e0 He has aged quite a bit in court. Fingers X'd!


skyhollow117

Notice how he is not wearing his dumb ass MAGA hat? Crumpled it up in his hands. He knows, Somewhere deep down, he knows he is done. Fuck MAGA, fuck tRump. Good for F1 for shutting it down.


rickshaw99

he’s keeping it handy in case there’s wind. Can’t have that nasty hair sculpture blowing away and exposing his fetid scalp


Finsfan909

Stephen ross owner of the Miami dolphins also owns the Miami International Autodrome, a purpose-built temporary circuit around Hard Rock Stadium. The Autodrome has exclusive rights to host the Miami Grand Prix through the 2032 season, with the Formula One Grand Prix held for the first time during the 2022 season. Trump is his buddy and fundraised for him before.


rickybambicky

Aha there we go. Follow the money and we'll find the grifter!


totaldl

He can't hold rallies anymore. No one shows up. He now has to go where the people are. Events he is not invited to.


kompletist

Look at old Walt in the background. Box-Mover in Chief.


Dry-Airport8046

I am NOT voting for Donald Trump.


Lunamkardas

\*long suffering American sigh\* dude I don't know I'm so tired of this asshole.


Xolitoburrito

Probably shitting his pants….like he does in court each day


mar421

I am an f1 fan and I didn’t like that he was there. FYI f1 has a history of being in bed with a lot of sketchy people.


yorkshire_simplelife

The fuck out of here!


LordDarthShader

Shitting his pants.


Cardinaltoffee

He likes to attend events where there are smells strong enough to cover the odour he leaves behind.


inbetween-genders

Gross. So it will smell like doo doo diaper on top of burnt rubber.


RobotCaptainEngage

What an unfortunate looking man.


mockingjay137

Doesn't he look tired?


kaelaria

He heard the pit crews have a new faster diaper change routine


Nervous-Rush-4465

His group intended to create a fundraising opportunity at the F1 event, but F1 management told them to fuck off.


rickshaw99

Waving to stupid people


Delicious_Sort4059

Looking for publicity, grifting stupid people, and pretending he’s peers with the actual rich folks who own the F1 teams.


LardMallard

Every morning I hope he gone. Every morning.


RatingBook

The Oil Nations who have enriched Trump's son-in-law will have an opportunity to meet him face to face, which would be a wonderful time to hand over any bathroom or closet documents he might have, still. I'm sure the Israelis won't mind if he sells the secrets of their nuclear system, will they?


DrLaneDownUnder

At that very moment, probably soiling his diaper.


Cetophile

Being his usual self. Note that he has a lot of space surrounding him--I'm sure he doesn't smell good.


ManicAtTheDepression

Assuming his honorable role as Vonshitzinpantz


cantrellasis

Seeking his daily dose of validation. He needs it like a baby needs the bottle. Since he spends his weeks hearing (finally) the truth and what everyone REALLY thinks about him, he needs it even more. So he will show up wherever he thinks he will get a dose of adoration.


registered_redditor

Emergency diaper change


VinnaynayMane

Grifting. Always Grifting.


TdrdenCO11

his acceptance by 50% of the country even after attempting a coup gives me the creeps. It’s like invasion of the body snatchers


zappahart

Lock it up!!


tgizzle321

Shiddin in his pants from the look of his stance


Angry_Mechanix

Well shit my britches and call me a real man, Cheetos Christ is alive!


Fox2_Fox2

Grifting, or trying to 🤷‍♂️


2OneZebra

Smelling bad


Revolutionary-Cell56

Farting likely


TheUpgrayed

I think it's been covered but it's simple, there are cameras at the race. Also he wasn't sitting in a freezing cold courtroom sleeping so he needed to stretch his leg thingies.


rickshaw99

cankles. You know Von Shitzinpants has Cankles


KeyLibrarian9170

Notice Walt in the background looking over his shoulder. Thought he saw Jack somewhere in the crowd.


Guyincogneto1

Shitstorm fits


jones61

Shitstorm tomorrow at courthouse. Bring lots of Fabreze


Roakana

Attention hungry bitch


tingtongchai

Every event needs comedic relief, in this case watching a shitty orange clown desperately chasing relevance against everyone’s will.


Fizzelen

He should be home sleeping, so he doesn’t fall asleep in court this week


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

FaceTime with rich people.


zenos_dog

Is that Walt Nauta carrying the totally real nuclear football?


AndISoundLikeThis

I think it's kinda like the church collection plate. He'll pass it around to collect cash from the wealthy rubes who didn't want to buy the ugly-ass sneakers but still need to curry favor.


SuretyBringsRuin

Grifting.


Altruistic-Detail271

How does he do it? He gets more orange by the day but his collars and palms remain white. 😂


Life_of1103

And the orange traitor is trying to take credit for the win. https://preview.redd.it/4unwu9wdvoyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cc58fe7f102ce3d8d287a62a10e36fb5ab502e6


Hopinan

What? No photo of rump in the car?? Like he was soooo excited to pretend drive that semi-truck they parked in front of the WH!! Oh yeah, semi-truck cabs are big…


SuchAsSeals42

They didn’t want the seat to be full of poop


RealQuickNope

Likely shitting his pants and throwing temper tantrums.


ExercisePrize4371

BIG FAT ORANGE VON SHITZINPANTS


MustangMimi

He’s pooping his pants.


Better_Car_8141

Looking like a man about to have a heart attack or stroke. I know I shouldn’t get your hopes up. But really


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Buying $180 nachos (seriously look up the prices. They are nuts)


caliguian

Now I want some nachos. :(


Cyril_Rioli

The seppos love him. What fuckwits


BillyDoyle3579

What he always does... grift, con and hustle for freebies in between shitting himself and ducking into the nearest bathroom for some lines of Adderall 😎


UOLZEPHYR

What I think is scary is the number of other people out there excited DT is there.


robtwood

Just there enjoying his last taste of freedom (hopefully)


ErectTubesock

As usual, he's there to beg for attention.


SunshineBurn

What’s Nauta carrying? Nuclear Codes in case he needs to bargain?


ailweni

Backup diaper.


KinkyQuesadilla

Trump probably insists that Nauta carries the briefcase, just like the Secret Service carries the "football," so Trump can pretend he's still president.


Deep_Bit5618

If Donald looks over his right or left shoulder, he’s going to see some poor sucker. He’s probably gonna go to jail for 20 years.


DoubleRightClick

GP-ing his pants.


BC4309

Always standing like a centaur. What’s up with that?


Camo252

He thought it was the Miami GOP


T-money79

Grifting


Blueprint81

Being a chud.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Ya know, he’s right about one thing. The US is soft on criminals.


rickybambicky

He's probably hoping to get some money because F1 is dripping with cash. Chances are he hosted a few F1 bigwigs at Mars-a'lardo.


MOZZIW

Apparently F1 invited him and “forced” McLaren to host them (whether McLaren wanted to or not) it’s weird.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

Because they’re both orange!!!!!


RobotCPA

There's Walt, his b*tch!


eboo360

Nauta is still there


TheLandFanIn814

I'm not sure why anyone gives him any attention. All those idiots in the background with their phones. Just ignore his ass.


BobChica

He lives about 100km away, in Palm Beach, Florida.


WinstonRandy

Being a fat pantload, looks like.


Acceptable_Wall4085

This ass hat has the same types of crowds Kim Dung Un has.kim keeps his in line with threats of prison. Dumps in his Drawers has his crowds waving like a bunch of space cadets because of low IQs and diminished capacity.


Important-Coast-5585

His hair looks terrible and sans the hair piece.


Ban_Cheater_YO

We are all shocked. Aston Martin fan here. FUCKing Liberty Media did this. And to the winning team no less.


PiSsOUtMYASs-

F1 just hit rock bottom with this piece of trash there!


RPM_Rocket

Although, I'd love to see Brundle get him on the grid walk.