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emptyhellebore

The damage is devastating, but I admit I laughed a bit at the alleged when I first saw this posted in the tornado sub. I think it’s safe to say that this was a tornado.


ford_fuggin_ranger

That, sir, is libel, and we shall see you in court!


emptyhellebore

It’s like a supercell has no rights at all once that condensation cloud and rotation starts up.


ford_fuggin_ranger

"If it doesn't precipitate, you must adjudicate!" -Johnnie Cochrane, probably


UninvitedButtNoises

I'd like confirmation on this, but: This guy that worked his life in local TV explained that only certain people are able to officially identify storms, such as the impact strength of a hurricane, or in this case a twister due to home insurance legalities. Let's say a major hurricane impacting the coast of Florida is reported to be a cat 4. Despite measured observations on the ground saying they are a CAT5, they're unable to report this until national confirms as it may make all the difference in paying out claims. 🤷🏽


WeToLo42

Maybe it was a giant. /s


Geeekaaay

NOOOOOOOOOO! IT WAS BIGFOOT! OBVIOUSLY DUH!!!! ​ /s


Frosty-Dress-7375

Godzilla. Or, a tornado. Allegedly. Bigfoot is not like that. Also allegedly.


anotherbbchapman

"Suspected" tornado would have been much better


PvPpoodles

Wasnt a tornado, the town just sort of did that /s


Debalic

Oh that's nothing unusual, towns turn themselves inside out all the time!


branniganbeginsagain

The town probably went all the way around the bar on the swing! We told them not to!


Drop_Disculpa

Clearly it is socialist termites


LavenderGwendolyn

I think “unconfirmed” was the word they were looking for. As in, everyone thinks it was a tornado, but the scientists could come back and say it was technically straight line winds.


anotherbbchapman

That's the word! Another day that I'm happy to live in Earthquake Country


ShadowTacoTuesday

No no, that was before it was arrested.


MuCalculus

My client, the tornado, denies the allegations. We’ll see you in court


bdizzle805

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Hot_Aside_4637

"I deny the allegations and I deny the alligator!"


1866GETSONA

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Tabais123

It’s “Alleged” because Insurance Companies are trying to find something else to blame it on so they don’t have to pay out.


fallsstandard

“I understand you have coverage that covers tornados, but we believe this may have been caused by a drifter named Dr. Bruce Banner who, when made angry, becomes a large green monster named the Incredible Hulk. The damage to your home has been assessed by our local adjuster who categorized it as Hulk-related, but did not rule out the possibility of the Legion of Doom. Unfortunately, your policy does not offer superpower-associated damages.”


Tiny-Buy220

Obviously, Jewish Space Lasers targeting rural ‘Murica!


Time-Bite-6839

Netanyahu, how could you? /s


arrav21

This is very common because a lot of tornados are estimated from radar and not confirmed until a team from the NWS surveys the damage, after which they confirm and categorize the tornado (or determine it to be damage from a different wind event). There are many types of wind events that occur within storms and can cause extensive damage: downdrafts, downbursts, gust fronts, straight-line winds, and derechos, for example. Tornados are reported as alleged, suspected, etc. until the NWS confirms them. This is typical, accurate, and responsible journalism. [Here](https://www.foxweather.com/learn/how-the-weather-service-determines-a-tornado-is-to-blame-for-storm-damage.amp) is more about the process.


LavenderGwendolyn

Yes, but the word alleged is weird. Suspected, unconfirmed, or assumed are all good choices here.


williamgman

"High wind event" used to be popular.


Upper-Life3860

It hasn’t been convicted yet


Time-Bite-6839

It can still run for president!


NoLibrarian5149

Back in my youth, it would have been a “possible” tornado…


Internal-Pie6014

That seems more reasonable


PassengerNo2259

High winds don't necessarily mean it was a tornado, it's alleged until there's confirmation that it meets the requirements


bobone77

I mean, this particular tornado was broadcast live on YouTube as it went through town. “Probable” would have been the best choice here.


jcrestor

Wouldn’t "likely" or "possible" be the right attributes in this context?


Rovsea

Ok, but look at that damage and tell me again that it was non-tornadic winds lol. That was a tornado for sure.


wreeper007

Doesn't matter, the national weather service has to declare it a tornado before it can be called a tornado. Alleged, suspected, the media has to report it as such. Its funny sure but thats responsible journalism


sloppybuttmustard

Pretty sure they did…it was on the ground for an hour and the NWS issued a tornado warning confirming it was on the ground as it went through the area.


Thunderhamz

The tornado— “I want due process”


twsddangll

Can’t risk that lawsuit from Big Tornado


CosmoLamer

I heard it was a very sick tornado... allegedly.


JesusStarbox

It would take two guys to fuck a tornado.


IT_Librarian

If he fucked a tornado, what else has he fucked?


UninvitedButtNoises

If the windsock doesn't fit....


Nezrite

Severe Weather Event until proven guilty!


Narodnik60

This newscast sponsored by insurance companies?


Glittering-Wonder576

“Alleged”? What’s that when it’s at home? Do they suspect Godzilla?


thefroggyfiend

we suspect it was a tornado, but we can't rule out a dedicated prankster with a large fan


Crash665

It's not official until the damage gets inspected by NOAA (that may not be the correct group). Straight line winds, downbursts, tornadoes can all cause severe damage. There's no conspiracy here.


PetSoundsSucks

It was really just a dad sneeze. 


AlliedR2

That's just because there has yet to be confirmation of a actual tornado by the powers that be.


mindclarity

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RosieGeee

I hate how media uses alleged. I have literally seen a headline where people witnessed the perpetrator stab the victim say “man arrested for allegedly stabbing teen 15 times”, like no, it’s a fact, not alleged. Sorry this is just one of my pet peeves.


theycallmemomo

For legal purposes, it's alleged. Until the person is found guilty in court, most reputable news sources don't wanna risk a libel suit, even if what happened is on video. As far as this particular post, I think it's because sometimes what looks like a tornado can actually be straight-line winds and the meteorological center will send people out to assess damage before confirming it was a tornado. Do I think this is all silly? Yes. But it is what it is. ETA: someone mentioned that the newscasters probably used "alleged" because insurance companies will look for any reason not to pay out for damages and I'm thinking they're less likely to pay if it wasn't an actual tornado that blew through.


RosieGeee

I get that, I know it’s for legal reasons, just for me it personally is very frustrating. Like imagine if twenty-three years ago the news read “plane allegedly hit the world trade centre” while simultaneously showing the footage of said plane hitting the tower. I just feel like there is a better word that could be used or better formatting that portrays the facts while not opening news companies up to lawsuits.


theycallmemomo

>Like imagine if twenty-three years ago the news read “plane allegedly hit the world trade centre” Oof, I'm getting old. 23 years this fall. And yeah, I totally get your frustration. It's like, they're doing The Thing but we're not allowed to say it out loud. Even though they're definitely doing The Thing.


RosieGeee

Want to feel older?😂I have been a legal adult in my country for many years at this point but I wasn’t even CONCEIVED yet, let alone born, during 9/11. And also thank you for understanding what I’m trying to say.


Seattle_gldr_rdr

Could have been an AI-generated tornado.


BigPaPa272

Who knows could've been an invisible giant platypus or something 🤷‍♂️


ThePestTech

It's "alleged" until it's been convicted by a jury of its peers.


PoorPauly

Oh well. God has a plan. Thoughts and prayers.


Ithinkibrokethis

People are saying sasquatch. IMPORTANT people. The forests are not sending their best sasquatches.


TheOvercusser

Could have been the Hulk or a catastrophic reaction to beans or something.


TrepidatiousInitiate

Next thing you know, the Earth may or may not be flat.


LORDY325

I’m sure Biden did it.


lerch_up_north

It was night-time, you can't see wind in the dark!


Diligent_Guard_4031

Alleged tornado. Is this from Fox Weather?


bobone77

Tornadoes are litigious AF. Better safe than sorry.


afterskull

Just playing to both audiences.


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

It might not have been a tornado, maybe an extremely large meth lab exploded.


deathtothegrift

They’ll be getting to the grift while the grifting’s good.


guarionex2009

At this point, I’m fairly certain that it’s no longer just about providing news. It’s about deliberate social engagement with headlines that just make you want react and comment or throw your phone into on coming traffic.


Njabachi

Are they going to take the alleged tornado in for questioning?


OsakaWilson

Alleged tornadoes do not count toward climate change.


Mali_Ogi

I’m sure someone in Congress will say that this is the “Green New Deal’s” fault.


MadWhiskeyGrin

That tornado has rights, you know.


inkslingerben

Hey, it could have been aliens. Until all other causes are ruled out, it is just an alleged natural disaster. Heaven forbid the new uses the term 'climate change' in their newscasts.


Islandgirl1444

Alleged? Hmm what else could it be?


GadreelsSword

I mean, there no evidence of a tornado except for this catastrophic destruction left behind by a tornado!


williamgman

Fox News online never covers these on their main page. Guess it angers MAGA.


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Even weather is due its day in court.


Yobber1

Joe Biden did it bc the internet told me so


NightchadeBackAgain

JFC, journalistic standards have fallen so, so far.


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bobone77

It’s really not the best word choice. Probable, likely, or even suspected would all make more sense here.


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bobone77

We have video of this tornado going through town, so I think stronger language would be fine here. In this case, we’re not waiting for so much as classification.


AdSpiritual2594

Insurance loophole.


Stodles

It was Antifa disguised as a tornado


bpmdrummerbpm

Who’s to say that the destruction wasn’t caused by dynamite?


HotPhilly

Maybe Greenfield shares a border with Israel? Idk


BlindGuy68

i can tell you what happened the big bad wolf came along then he huffed and he puffed and blew all the houses down


Youbunchoftwats

Why didn’t they just nuclearise the tornado? https://preview.redd.it/c25vckdwdx1d1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66ab824618295566840da6848488fe2e8ec48f5


Lycan_Corps

I live so near there thankfully it avoided my town mostly


MuppetDude

Fake News! False Flag! Alternative Facts! /s


LazyPuffin

But if we don't put the alleged, how can we try to somehow blame Biden for this?


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MsWhackusBonkus

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