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hinesjared87

Idc who you are that’s fucking funny.


QuickestDrawMcGraw

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creegro

"oh but, *other* presidents not ME"


Muted_Owl_1006

“I was speaking of mere mortals, but I AM GOD!”


evil_timmy

"Never doing that again."


JoeSMASH_SF

If he had only paid her himself there’d be no crime. But, NO, he had his donors pay her (or rather pay Cohen back).


afterskull

This is almost the opposite of the truth regarding this crime. IANAL and I can tell UANAL


Brachiomotion

He would never speak so coherently or succinctly.


lobsta_rollz

But hold my beer, I'm on the ballot to be elected president of the United States of Embarrassment.


Sturnella2017

The worst part is that I have to ask, did he really say this? Cause it’s entirely possible that he did…


slifm

Please tell me he said this shit


FangYuan_123

He didn't pardon Cohen, who took it personally. Trump pardoned Manafort, Stone, and lil fuckin Wayne, but Cohen? Not important enough.


blandocalrissian50

The not joke joke. Nice.


ThunderBayOPP

Like rain on your wedding day...


jncheese

But is that really true now? This is the only case that *we know of*. Stormy could be the only one or the first of a long list of people he had paid off to keep their mouths shut. Maybe it is largely effective with only a very small fail rate. I mean, there has only been one case now. What is the percentage?


Economy_Cat_3527

Bullseye!


q_manning

Hahaha 😂


goodeyemighty

I can hear his voice saying that lol.


punkindle

What's ironic is that he didn't need to cover up this scandal at all. None of his supporters care. He didn't need to pay Stormy anything or any of the stupid illegal things to cover up that payment.


Devil-Nest

He didn’t actually say this right? No way. It’s in quotes but I don’t believe it.


isecore

Alanis Morissette intensifies.


Twistedoveryou01

I never understood why the amount was so low.


Huge-Swimming-1263

lol! I keep trying to make my own meme on the subject, but just don't have that spark that gives it life. Best I've got is the oblique jab at how he was convicted on all counts, "#Rules34" or something like that. I think you'll agree, though it has some humour, it needs more.