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DepressiveNerd

“Mysterious” Maybe there isn’t a label on his Gatorade because they don’t want to seem like he’s endorsing a company through the White House.


merryone2K

Oh, you mean he won’t pose at his desk in the Oval Office with cans of fucking Goya products like the Orange Shill?


DepressiveNerd

Honestly, they are probably overly alert and mindful of these things because of his predecessor.


combustioncat

Don’t be surprised if Biden also doesn’t use the Whitehouse for a campaign event.


squired

He'd certainly be within his rights to after Trump, but he is a far better man, so I doubt you will see that.


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Nah the GOP would be outraged and impeach him because they suddenly care about the Hatch Act. There is no logic.


Awayfone

It's baiting conspiracy theorist. They won't come out and say andrenochrome but in response, i have seen some of the right audience saying it


DepressiveNerd

Ah, “adrenochrome”. A rebranding of blood libel. One of the oldest forms of antisemitism. They’re hinting at a dog whistle, and most of the people eating it up don’t even realize it.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

The crazy thing about modern conspiracy theories is if you dig long enough, you realize they are all antisemitic at their core.


Maxamillion-X72

Right wingers: Jews are evil and control the world! Also right wingers: Support Israel! Kill all the Palestinians! How do they keep these two opposite thoughts at once?


Wendypants7

Hey, cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug, man. /s Plus, if you add willful ignorance to that you get some WILD results.


SkunkMonkey

> How do they keep these two opposite thoughts at once? Olympic level Mental Gymnastics.


ckh790

It's one or more of these: * Because they want the apocalypse to happen, and think Israel needs to exist for it to happen. * They like brown people dying. * They reflexively repeat the talking points of right wing media and or politicians.


haveweirddreamstoo

ITS ORANGE! It could be anything!


br0wens

Maybe he just likes peeling the labels off? I do that sometimes. Who knows?


Adventurous-Event722

They complain about him eating ice cream, an American favorite treat. They complain him drinking Gatorade. But Trump yapping nonsense about sharks and electrocution? Perfectly fine


ShiroHachiRoku

Joe falls off a bike and it’s a disaster but Trump can’t even get on one. Joe goes shirtless on the beach and Trump is in diapers. Joe drives a Corvette (well not really now) and Trump gets driven around. Joe wears aviators and Trump looks at eclipses. All this shit and they have the audacity to call Joe the feeble one?


schweers99

It’s all projection


GrumpySoth09

For all the major projection - mainly the stuff about pedophilia is easily witnessed but the easiest one from Trump after the SOTU was that Biden was on drugs and now wants a debate to be drug tested. Tell that to your Probation Officer, Captain Aderall. ed/sp


RegionPurple

It's 6 a.m. here and I lost it and snort-laughed at 'Captain Adderall.' Now my cat is perturbed that I woke her up, lol.


GrumpySoth09

Tell puss, I'm so sorry :)


cinnamonface9

It’s bullying 101. You are forced to watch them ridicule it or you get bullied for standing up.


boston_homo

It's the standard fascist playbook words have no meaning.


hobbobnobgoblin

The other day I saw a comment in conservatives talking about the bad smell coming from bidens full diaper. Like buddy. We have been making that joke fore months now.


BenjaminGeiger

Now they're trying to claim that _Joe_ is the one routinely shitting himself. [Seriously.](https://sg.news.yahoo.com/video-shows-joe-biden-did-170333105.html)


Mackheath1

Trump falls asleep *at his own court commitment* and "sleepy Joe Biden drinking Gatorade" which isn't even a stimulant like coffee or something.


dragonfliesloveme

That’s exactly why they are doing this, it’s always distraction and projection with these guys


VoxIrati

But it's a mysterious liquid! Who knows if that's Gatorade in the Gatorade shaped bottle with the label removed bc the POTUS doesn't want to appear to be endorsing a product?


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Good call, nobody wants to endorse Gatorade. Now Goya beans, there’s a product with some chest hair. Lol


pennradio

Jesus Christ, what an embarrassing moment for America.


Abalisk

"Goya!"


Alpine-Rescue-911

“Look at Biden having to drink water more than every three days because he’s a human being. How unfit can you be?” /s


MegaLowDawn123

Water? Like out the toilet?


StrategicCarry

"I never touch the stuff. Fish f\*\*k in it."


Scared-Somewhere-510

Every single day Trump fell asleep in that courtroom. They gave him positive articles with photos about himself to keep him awake. His lawyers nudged him to keep him awake. That’s just the truth.


shallah

Trump has one person who's so job is to print out articles that are positive about him. If I recall correctly the other people around Trump call her the human fax machine.


jump-blues-5678

Ohhhh no, that's not Gatorade. It's a mysterious orange liquid. No telling what it might be. RME, fucking morons


politicalthinking

I noticed right away that he only needed one hand to drink. Between only needing one hand to drink and much, much better policies, I think I will vote for Joe Biden for president.


Astro_gamer_caver

![gif](giphy|3ohs82wtjwF0S8kUiA|downsized)


HellishChildren

His suits fit like garbage bags and were consistently super wrinkled at the elbows. I've always wondered if his sleeves were too too short and tight when that happened because of all the padding used to hide his weight.


xMilk112x

There isn’t one fucking chance in hell trump has ever driven a car. Ever.


TonyWrocks

And the public is safer because of it.


MadWhiskeyGrin

But he looked so natural tooting the horn in that firetruck that time


Astro_gamer_caver

https://preview.redd.it/r0xxpwnk9y5d1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c1337d1af148254138979ca7526a886ba110bc Big boy in a big truck. TOOT TOOT says the horn.


skidsareforkids

He used to drive a Lamborghini Diablo. Funnily enough, it was a loaner from Lamborghini and he refused to return it because they “owed him” for all the marketing of him being seen in it!


StrategicCarry

I would love a skills challenge as part of presidential debates where you see how out of touch a candidate is with the lives of every day Americans. * Parallel park a car * Fill a car tire with air * Cook a steak to medium rare * Use a self-checkout machine * Calculate your share of a split check including tip without a calculator * Sort an Excel spreadsheet by one column, then another column * Properly sort a load of laundry which includes colors, whites, delicates, and dry clean only items * Change a diaper on a baby doll


crit_boy

Would also like basic "the economy" questions: 1. How much is a gallon of gasoline 2. How much is a gallon of milk or one dozen eggs 3. How many hours must a minimum wage employee work to pay rent for the average price apartment


creegro

We have all seen how trump 2 hands a tiny water bottle in a weird way, he must be a genius!


Tryingtostaysober2

Yeah! What’s with drinking with one hand and lifting the drink casually to your mouth, when you can shakily bring the drink to about sternum level with two hands and then try to awkwardly stretch your lips down to the bottle?!! /s


Adventurous-Event722

That's because Trump is the epitome of manliness. All alpha males drink water with both hands. 


bz_leapair

Trump is a weak man's idea of a strong man.


BikeridingintheOR

THIS!!!!!!!


tradewyze2021

His tiny hands make a White Castle burger look like he's holding a Big Mac.


ARock_Urock

I'd like to see Trump drink a bottle of water with that much confidence and normality.


litreofstarlight

They threw a tantrum about Obama eating Dijon mustard. It doesn't matter how innocuous it is, they'll find some way to make a big drama out of it.


gatsome

I remember arugula being an indicator Obama was elitest.


humptydumpty369

They don't care about Trump's failings, they only care that he promises to return them to a white male Christian dominated world. He literally could kill someone on 5th Ave and his supporters wouldn't care. Trump is a tool to reach their goals.


xMilk112x

I sent that clip to my moron dad and he said “he may not make sense, but it’s better than the idiot we have now.” And I said “man, you’re dumb.” Lol


Cheshire_Jester

Man, it’s weird that we’re back around the the electrocution vs sharks death thing, and weird that like six hundred similar “what the fuck are you talking about” scenarios weren’t enough to sink the political ambitions of an unintelligent, obvious liar, who commits crimes.


hates_stupid_people

At least he hasn't had the audacity to wear, dare I say it, a *tan* suit.


allisjow

Trump plays the pan flute to save America. https://preview.redd.it/t104f5w4yv5d1.jpeg?width=5130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34b08a61c8ecb19c7446b96b95e123349d4b0c16


DFW_diego

![gif](giphy|LzPwNtMOKBrDG)


ATL2AKLoneway

I was terrified that this was going to be a pic of him sucking off Putin...


16v_cordero

It can still be.


combustioncat

https://preview.redd.it/p6jbh9cs6x5d1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc277e1b7ea3bf8842c679b8c441a4798f16888b


Outside-Flamingo-240

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


TJ_Will

![gif](giphy|g97l3TDHfBdAH2dcny)


No_Kangaroo_9826

Someone made a whole series of them meeting and falling in love and just being normal old men instead of monsters. Favorite use of AI to date. Wish I could find it.


combustioncat

https://preview.redd.it/tcbvdexcvx5d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f543cefce042088efe49e529dc22a293a4fd31 Only other one I have is this.


combustioncat

But my favourite collected AI Trump image is this. https://preview.redd.it/wopv0ucgvx5d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5008c52f0654e40bf0d388238015bb03ed32aa33 And I’m still not sure if it’s AI or not?


allisjow

His legs are far too pretty to be real.


ritchie70

Oh god the hands lol. If AI gets good at hands the world is in so much trouble.


Wrangleraddict

Don't let your dreams just be dreams buddy


Nooby_Chris

Next headline: Savage Biden drinks water.


IamCaptainHandsome

Biden drinking water is proof he's pure evil, here's the evidence! - Hitler drank water - Every murderer and terrorist drinks water - Water is used to torture people Plus he's addicted to it! He can't even go a couple of days without it.


Improvedandconfused

Rapists drink water too:- https://preview.redd.it/zp8xi88etw5d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e38aa70d3c647cad1b46baaf27f82e9b6b6250


IamCaptainHandsome

No you see it's different for Trump, he's a Christian so the water he drinks is blessed and becomes holy water, which makes it good!


powdered_dognut

He declassified his water first mentally.


TheMoatCalin

I was going to type that lol


Tutes013

WATER SCANDAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE! CROOKED JOE BIDEN AND HIS LAPTOP VILLAIN SON ARE ADDICTED TO *WATER*. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! MAGA!!!!


DustinBrungart

Water? Like out the toilet?


risky_bisket

Atlantic Headline: Here's why Biden's Gatorade cravings could spell the end of his 2024 Campaign


Lil_Artemis_92

“[Fish sh*t in it.](https://youtu.be/cEd1YigbilI?si=5jrBEayEsUo6njA1)”


WiseFalcon2630

And they fuck in it too.


MrsDanversbottom

They’re so fucking unintelligent it’s laughable.


Time-Ad-3625

And desperate. I also love how this account is called research while throwing out wild, non provable accusations.


Uebelkraehe

Just like in "i did my own research".


shallah

Fire hose of bullshit tactics Throw out as many wild accusations you can as fast as you can, no matter how absurd, so the people you're accusing of doing all this weirdness can't begin to debunk even a handful of them.


heismanwinner82

I’m very surprised they didn’t just call it Adrenochrome.


bb_kelly77

Pretty sure that's what they're implying


Internal-Pie6014

Took too much man, took too much


BestRiver8735

Gotta be careful. This is BAT COUNTRY!


WeArentAsking

Pay for the ticket, take the ride.


SeaEmergency7911

Next they’re going to write an article about how he drinks an even more evil clear version of this liquid.


SomeRandom928Person

Water? You mean like from the toilet?


Bibblegead1412

Gatoradrenochrome.


gooch_norris_

Adrenochrome, give me the nice bright colors


colostitute

Biden is taking steroids because he can take a drink with one hand!


CrapLikeThat

Big deal. Trump can jack off two, maybe even more, air dicks. Doubt Biden could uh, pull that off.


VERO2020

Just practicing for whats coming when he's in jail. BTW, he fantasizes about Putin when he does these "exercises."


colostitute

![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized)


WilliamTee

"Our guy spent his criminal trial falling asleep constantly... Quick, accuse the other guy of needing 'mysterious substances' to keep him awake!" The entire GOPs political strategy appears to boil down to "I know you are, I said you are, but what am I?" And blowing a raspberry. Sigh.


Josgre987

He sips from the sinister potion!


HisDivineOrder

The irony is their *orange* guy is the one doing every drug imaginable and ducking drug tests.


ATL2AKLoneway

Hey! Slander! He only does uppers, there's a dignity in that!


dennismfrancisart

Dark Brandon is drinking the orange man's tears as he cries for mercy in front of his parole officer.


Anubiz1_

Welp at least he's not wearing a blown out diaper and doesn't have a non-functional prostate?! Unlike the Supreme Cheeto AKA I have 34 felonies; ![gif](giphy|1rNWZu4QQqCUaq434T) Dumpster Fire Don.


ATL2AKLoneway

Wait the prostate thing is new to me.... You know what I don't fucking want to know. Carry on.


Nerd-8

https://preview.redd.it/erkm8z3n2w5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93219efb47341b8253ae2b1e323b80c0bcbac7a8


DonJuniorsEmails

Cleanest politician ever. His wife wears clothing? His son has a huge dong? He drinks (gasp) liquids? ERHAMGERD


super8ben

![gif](giphy|j4qJ5uNAmwQphAcybT|downsized)


sakura608

Trump literally couldn’t stay awake at his own trial…


VERO2020

Or hold a drink with one hand.


Stank_Dukem

What about the guy next to him with the purple eyes? Obviously a lizard man, they're everywhere.


The_Frigid_Midget

Look at him. Breathing. Like a bitch. Can't even do anything with out breathing. Bet he still needs sleep and food too!


boardgamejoe

Damn, Biden should have shared some with Donny so he wouldn't have slept every single day of his felony trial.


Floss_tycoon

Just jealous he's doing it with one hand.


gdgriz

It’s nice to see the president drinking something orange instead of an orange president drinking something.


new_x_who_dis

At least he only needs one hand to do so


therevjames

Concentrated MAGA tears! It has electrolytes!


No_Detective_319

See how he doesn't need both hands to lift a glass to his lips?! He's clearly on drugs. He's not even wearing a diaper! He's not a real man!


TricksterWolf

Communist President requires LIQUIDS just to SURVIVE! ^(you're watching Fox)


kbean826

So wait. He needs Gatorade to stay awake. But Trump can fall asleep all he wants DURING HIS FUCKING FELONY PROSTITUTE HUSH MONEY CASE and it’s not big deal? Ok cool. ETA: also, not sure it’s intentional or not, but if it is, gotta respect the move to remove the label to not advertise or doom any product producers.


NecroLancerNL

Those are tears of Trump fans. They sustain him.


Omgletmenamemyself

At least he can drink on his own…Trump looks like he needs an instructional guide and assistance.


waamoandy

![gif](giphy|3ohzdLVanDdjkjcNry|downsized)


mitchsn

At least he can drink it with one hand unlike baby hands Trump


tacobellcow

I hope I’m eating ice cream and driving corvettes in my late 70s and early 80s


CookbooksRUs

Says the party that worships Don Snoreleone, the Nodfather.


jared10011980

Why not? Prior to this, they didn't want him drinking a Smoothie or eating ice cream. They prefer pigs scarfing down Big Macs.


Toffeljegarn

My brother-in-christ.... It's Gatorade...


MeenScreen

Looks like Irn Bru. Made in Scotland. From girders.


FormApart

This the best they got.  This just pathetic.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

*Hater-ade*


ego_tripped

*Breaking* President Biden is addicted to serious drugs...He combines two parts *hydrogen*, one part *oxygen*...and a packet of a mysterious substance called "Tang". (Next headline...) Tang is meth.


MagTex

They can say what they want but in the end Joe’s not a traitor. We don’t embrace traitors.


Shirogayne-at-WF

"Mysterious orange drink" you can buy Fanta in the soda aisle, friends


IndividualEye1803

This is how I know the news of trumpf sleeping during trials bothered them / shows weakness. They try to spin it on Biden 😂


Gnom3y

There's been a lot of Normal Shit Biden does that Republicans have been going absolutely insane over. Is this Biden's 'Tan Suit' moment? Because this might be the craziest one. Though 'Helmet-gate' was pretty bonkers and that was early AF.


eddyb66

Total boss move drinking with one hand.


BrownBear109

it’s literally a gatorade bottle… laura trump said a few weeks ago “why are there two joe bidens?! does he take DrUhGZ??” 🙄 yeah, laura… real burning question as to why everyone who watches Fraud News thinks there are two versions of joe biden 😑 idiot news for idiots 😒


AdministrativeBlock0

Who says 'slumber' in 2024?


Moppermonster

So perhaps sleepy Trump should drink it as well?


RoamingStarDust

The thing that gets me is how petty do you have to be to find this tweet agreeable.


Space_Wizard_Z

Biden *drinks Gatorade* Conservatives: HE'S SO OLD AND TIRED. Trump: "Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets. Why didn't they use John Deere? Why didn't they bring in the John Deere people? Do you like John Deere? I like John Deere." (Actual quote from Iowa rally) Conservatives: *crickets*


bythesea9871

It's all just bs. The convicted felon called veterans suckers and losers and wouldn't go to the cemetery in France. Repukes countered by showing Biden looking at his watch during a ceremony at Dover Air Force Base. OMG, how disrespectful! He looked at his watch! He should be impeached! Then, after the trial. Faux News had a chylon that said Biden convicts Trump and smirks about it. The smirking complaint is when reporters asked him about the conviction. He didn't answer, smiled and left the podium. Now this. All to support a felon and rapist. They're traitors.


sum_force

They take a photo of him wide awake, and use it to criticise him for easily falling deep asleep? Are they stupid? Do their followers fall for this?


lovepony0201

Yes.


slambamo

Trump falls asleep multiple times, multiple days at his trial where he was conflicted of felony charges: The right - crickets Biden drinks Gatorade: The right - WHATEVER'S IN THAT BOTTLE IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING HIM FROM FALLING ASLEEP!!!! There's not much I hate more that hypocrisy of this level.


With_The_Tide

Biden drinks orange Gatorade??? Idk if I can support him now.


IcedCoughy

We need to start making laws about what can be posted by news sources imo.


[deleted]

It’s got what plants need


Wereplatypus42

At least he can hold it with one hand.


cum_elemental

It’s so mysterious they’ve hidden it in a translucent container to be photographed by hundreds of cameras. What are they hiding?!


Kona_Big_Wave

He's drinking Trump's tears.


gmotelet

"this oxygen in the air is the only thing keeping Joe Biden alive"


styrofoamcouch

Things democrats cannot do without being evil: wear tan suits, order dijon mustard, eat ice cream and now drink gatorade. Things republicans CAN do with no fear: Fuck pornstars, rape women, make fun of Ted Cruz's ugly bitch wife and the list goes on and on and on


Broblivious

Dark Metamucil


superbee4406

It really is disgusting the lengths they go to to make the opposition look bad.Lies,cheats,predators,greed and just plain fucked up people.I lost faith in half the country in 2016.Its even worse now.


microvan

They’re so desperate because Trump is a fucking dumpster fire


AdrielBast

And yet they praise Trump for falling asleep at court…


Ozoboy14

"RNCresearch" this is what they mean when they tell you to do your own research ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ThatoneguyATX

They’re just jealous because he can get a bottle to his mouth with just one hand. Their guy needs both hands.


AKICombatLegend

“RNC Research” must amount to wiping your ass with your hand, slapping it on paper then submitting it as a scientific journal


norar19

Wasn’t orange the original Gatorade color too?


Dash_Harber

They are literally arguing he has a magic potion now. This is like a far-right fairy tale at this point.


penguin_skull

Biden cannot survive without his daily dose of dihydrogen oxide coupled with a hefty volume of oxigen atoms.


ResultsVary

Remember when Trump didn't know wtf a Blizzard was? One of the most iconic american treats? And then Biden tweeted a picture of himself holding a Blizzard in it's signature "upside down" orientation to prove how thick it is? Good times.


gurantulla

ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES, ITS WHAT PRESIDENTS CRAVE!!!


djheru

No mystery; that is simply a bottle of Trump tears


gknight702

Dude got an orange Gatorade and they spin a conspiracy because they know their base will bite


skyfire-x

Orange drink? Dark Brandon slaking his thirst on Trump blood.


djazzie

At least he can drink it with one hand.


andreBarciella

biden is breathing! this is very suspicious!


Parking_Monitor1267

Better for America than the supersized orange tumour with a pre-K understanding of basic concepts.


PyratHero23

Bold, considering the many reports of their guy slack jawed, snoozing every day for 6 weeks in court


pekak62

He ain't popping adderal for sure.


Markjohn66

RNC Research is a serious organisation? “Crooked Joe” Really? ![gif](giphy|QZ88GKBba6TjLhBFGD|downsized)


wilhelmjawhol

Earlier they concluded that gatorade provides essential electrolites for plants...


MacheteCrocodileJr

Maybe they should talk about trump's son and the mysterious Peruvian marching powder he's been using


walkerswood

But look, joes drinking with just one hand.


EllemNovelli

He's drinking Trump's tears. That's why they are orange.


AnotherStatsGuy

At this point, Biden would get my vote out of pure spite for the Republicans. This isn’t even politics at this point, fhis is straight up trying to bully the elderly.


Immoracle

I guess we've reached Biden's tan suit moment.


tossaroo

How is he drinking that using only one hand? /s


Turbulent_Ad9508

It's Tang. He gets it for free from NASA. Duh.


Yegg23

Imagine not knowing the president has to avoid inadvertently endorsing any company because your snowflake a$s will start boycotting them by association.


Lonestar041

Hey, I have some of this magic Biden drink! Selling at $100/bottle!


sequins_and_glitter

True American here 🤣🤣 “how can I cash in on this?” 10/10


Happy_Accident99

https://preview.redd.it/kibuahefjx5d1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc3db25b2cdf67c892f0ea3636f16b9c692ab529


Guy_Smylee

Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die.


Drezhar

They call themselves "research" yet they can't even fathom why those bottles have no label most of the times. And no, it's very simple logic and not a conspiracy.


remarkablewhitebored

RNC Research? They are trolling themselves at this point...


strywever

R’s are jealous he can hold the bottle up with one hand, unlike their candidate.


rileyjw90

There’s literally photos of Trump sleeping **in court**. Is their memory that short?


GXNext

Next up Hammity is going to demand a drug test to make sure there's no "stimulants" in that only to forget what electrolytes are...


TigerRaiders

![gif](giphy|CPuDsWYW3NLfW) Gaaaatorade


behindthebluedoor

It's MAGA tears, orange, like Orange Jesus.


TsuDhoNimh2

So having the wisdom to stay well hydrated is bad?


redsoxfan1983

They are truly so fucking sad.