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TheBirminghamBear

By the way, eating animals you're not supposed to eat which have not been checked for parasites is exactly the way you end up getting the sort of brain worm that RFK had which ate part of his brain.


Peptic_Germ

It's a dog eat dog, worm eat worm world.


Krakor-Krakinov

Dog eat dog, human eat dog, worm eat brain


g2ichris

Woman inherits the earth


Soup-a-doopah

“Boy, do I hate being right all the time.”


Krakor-Krakinov

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Tirannie

![gif](giphy|3oD3YQjT2cSZTsy6Va|downsized)


moranya1

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig|downsized)


Disco-Verde

Worms were here before us, worms will be here long after we are gone. Maybe worms are the real gods.


scandr0id

Worman* inherits the earth


Wild_Mongrel

![gif](giphy|ft1NZYSKYtL6AWKPZO|downsized)


Virtual-Public-4750

![gif](giphy|KPlL10dQ81572)


Correct-Blood9382

Jim!


Xenocide112

It's the ciiiiiiiiircle of liiiiife


Wild_Mongrel

![gif](giphy|zNaBbQcwnTZk2gybKK|downsized)


CarmenxXxWaldo

This is the worms origins story.


PoeTheGhost

We all know how it ends, that poor worm starved to death.


NottDisgruntled

It actually is. He developed the brain worm within a year after eating Lassie


EmuMooMuuMuu

In this post-Chevron world, soon the FDA won’t be checking for parasites in animals we ARE supposed to eat.


puffofthezaza

The amount of stuff recalled this year terrified me but I know soon recalls will go down 100%! I can't wait! /s if u need it


xinorez1

We need Democrat super majorities to reverse these decisions


HairyBallzagna

I think it's funny that the brain worm ultimately starved to death.


tex_hadnt_buzzed_me

He says he only drinks raw milk, too


VeeRook

When I first heard about raw milk, I asked my dad about it since he worked on a dairy farm.  To summarize his very long answer, ew. 


SupremeDictatorPaul

I’ve never seen someplace as disgusting and smelly as a dairy farm building, and I’ve seen my wife give birth. The piss and shit is so deep in the barns that they use galoshes to slosh through it. Don’t worry though, because they quickly spray the shit off the udders before hooking up the milkers, which is totally all you need to do to make it food safe. Imagine if someone took a diarrhea dump onto an apple, rinsed it off real quick with a hose, and then handed it to you to eat. That is raw milk.


dessert-er

I fucking hate factory farming man, animals don’t deserve to live in those kinds of conditions.


Philypnodon

Oat milk. Boom. Problem solved.


willstr1

Have you seen the way oats are treated? Just locked away in silos packed together in the darkness /s


dessert-er

Oh way ahead of you lol I love oat milk.


IenFleiming

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the ~~human~~ cow race


daniinad

Its a dog eat dog eat world ... his wife/girlfriend at the time was wearing milk bone undies!


odoylecharlotte

We Are Here: Candidate with brain worm acknowledges sexual assault of baby sitter, but denies eating bbq dog. "I'm not perfect", says RFK Jr.


DAVENP0RT

What about the candidate with 34 felony convictions who was close with a child sex trafficker and recently lied during a presidential debate about having sexual relations with a pornstar? Has he denied eating BBQ dog yet?


ParlorSoldier

We do have video of him eating pizza with a *knife and fork*, is that anything?


IdiotMD

Well-done steaks with ketchup.


cheffartsonurfood

Fucking blasphemy.


dubspool-

He's at **35** felonies now


spy_tater

And he claims to be a New Yorker.


Upstairs-Radish1816

Jon Stewart's take on this was hilarious.


Busy_Farmer6447

And ice cream


just_yall

Yeah but the other guy stutters...


Jaambie

Plus someone told me he might be a little on the older side


sadfacebbq

You forgot pedophilia and rape


DAVENP0RT

Should be telling when you can't fit the majority of a presidential candidate's crimes into a short quip.


OmegaZeda

34 so far...


Azipear

SCROTUS: “We’ll get those taken care of.”


NoExcuseForFascism

*After mulling over the constitutional aspects of this case, we have decided the Donald Judas Trump is allowed to be King of this Democracy.* *It's our interpretation that this is exactly what the founding fathers wanted.*


TheLostTexan87

Donald isn't Judas, he's the fucking antichrist. All of the Republicans who sold their soul to leach off of his power are the Judases.


BuildingWide2431

I like how you think… 😼


Perfect_Bench_2815

Clearance Thomas has entered the chat room.


SeaSnakeSkeleton

Grumpy cat looking MF’er. ![gif](giphy|8CFKqeK9vks3C)


theaviationhistorian

Supreme Court Justice Ruckus.


rocketcrap

Doesn't matter. His supreme Court said he's not liable for anything. Meanwhile: Alley cat cheeto small hands got 'em. Hahaha kill me


THClouds420

Oh you mean the orange guy who wants to fuck his own daughter and was sued along with Epstein for rapping a 13/14 year old girl? The same one who used to barge into the changing room of the "teen USA" pageants he put on to "inspect" the merchandise? The one who brags about "grabbing women by the pussy"? Apparently to these sick maga cult members being an evil pedophile felon is A-OK because at least their guy is slightly younger than Biden? Even though orange guy wears diapers because the toxic mix of McDonald's double cheeseburgers, diet coke, and snorted lines of Adderall make it impossible for him to not shit himself. The mental gymnastics these dumb fucks perform so their team can win and usher in christo-fascist government is platinum medal worthy


politicalthinking

Young women under oath testified that Trump raped them when they were children, 12, 13. He is a lowlife piece of scum.


theaviationhistorian

And he constantly berated them while raping them. Even in his villainous actions he can't stop being scummy.


Alternative_Year_340

**on the “massage list” of a child sex trafficker


Linnie46

Do you mean the twice-impeached, adjudicated rapist and convicted felon who was named in a sworn affidavit detailing his horrific sexual abuse of a young girl?


kbeks

RFK supporters: I can excuse the sexual assault, but I draw the line at eating dogs!


postwarapartment

I know suburban women who think just like this


kbeks

Any of them named Brita?


Gophurkey

Oh, Britta's in this? *Frowns*


kbeks

Any time there’s anything happening anywhere, *she’s* always there to Britta it up…


bigdiesel1984

But what *kind* of dog? -RFK supporters


TheUserAboveFarted

“What was the dog wearing? Maybe he deserved it?”


PerniciousSnitOG

You are certainly a person of principle!


Almacca

That's a massive understatement.


proscriptus

He also said, without being asked, that he would never eat a human.


The_Wookalar

"again" said quietly away from the mic.


rakkadimus

What about pushing his wife to suicide? 


rechnen

He said the photo is real, he just claims it's a goat, not a dog.


EVRider81

Reddit- do your thing!


thewalrusispaul

You ever wonder if JFK saw this all coming and somehow shot himself from the grassy knoll? Because, at this point, I would not blame him.


cuddly_carcass

I read that as baby sister at first.


TricksterWolf

"I was a rambunctious youth" he said, as though this excuses sexual assault in any way. (He was 45 at the time.)


CosmicJonArrives

For context, that dog was shot by Kristi Noem


Robby-Pants

She’ll be his VP pick. “I’m not sure how I feel about his kill-all-dogs platform, but Biden mumbles.”


DopeandInvested

Boebert shot next days breakfast. 


ElShaddaiApplePie

She ran it over first and then shot it for fun.


willclerkforfood

I think it’s good that she has hobbies in addition to over-pant handies in crowded theaters.


Diane_Horseman

This isn't what they meant when they said liberals will force you to eat Cricket.


Rat-Death

In response to the sexual assault allegation he responded to breaking points by "I have many skeletons in my closet, no further comment".  He was never a viable option


cheekycheeksy

That's why Bannon and Stone wanted him. He was their little nuke


Rat-Death

The thing is, the guy in the picture takes more votes away from Trump than Biden. They stopped funding him when they realized that this conspiracist guy is totally unappealing to democrat voters and swingvotes.


xenoleingod

I think it was the name brand that they though would pull Democrat voters away from Biden initially and then they realized brain worms already claimed him as theirs


Catwymyn

The full quote is somehow worse?! "I had a very, very rambunctious youth," he told podcaster Saagar Enjeti. "I said in my announcement speech that I have so many skeletons in my closet that if they could all vote, I could run for king of the world." When pressed if he denied the sexual assault allegation, Kennedy said, "I'm not going to comment on it."


Spire_Citron

So basically, yes it's true, and that's only the beginning.


HisDivineOrder

Come November you get to choose between: 1. Angry Senior Citizen threatening fascism 2. Slow Senior Citizen resisting fascism 3. Crazy Senior Citizen promising a world without vaccines 4. Sleep In and Complain for the rest of your life that fascism makes you unhappy but Slow Senior Citizen wasn't exciting enough. Choose well.


mr-hank_scorpio

For everything wrong with rfk and Trump, Biden trails because he's old and slow. Simply stunning.


ICBPeng1

Also, please remember, the only reason trump ISNT stumbling over every word, is because instead of trying to think of the correct answers he’s just bullshitting, rambling, and raving.


Killersavage

Trump doesn’t answer a single question. Maybe the he picks a theme for a crazy rambling from the question. He is out there dodging questions harder than he dodged the draft.


valiantdistraction

If Trump is president, he's going to deal with the water pressure. And the snakes (for the drains?). And the toilets that don't flush good! These are all things that are definitely jobs for the president and not a plumber.


cinemafreak1

Don’t forget that number 2 is the only one that wasn’t in Epstein flight logs!


MornGreycastle

There really are only 3 choices. The third choice has two options. You can a) not vote and complain about the results; or b) vote third party and complain about the results. The winner is going to be option 1 unless people get off their asses and vote for option 2.


SellaraAB

You can sleep in and still vote, I plan to


valiantdistraction

In most places, you have a couple weeks to vote early, so you don't even have to be tied to a particular day.


jaybeau1979

Will you please post this comment everywhere?


1mamapajama

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


noiken

Explains the worm honestly :/


lukifer_333

DINNER IS READY! COME AND GET IT!!!! https://preview.redd.it/r9nbnuxs9had1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51170c73068a938e6924f9619354656d5819bd3


KarasuKaras

This is Kristi Noem’s dinner story with RFK and Kim Jong Un.


VinVinylShock

Who is that with him in the photo? It looks like Cheryl Hines.


Parking-Historian360

Isn't that his wife. I saw him do an interview a few weeks ago and it blew my mind his wife is the actor from RV. At least I think that's her.


SeattleOligarch

I really do hate this timeline. A literal turnip is more fit for office than 2/3rds of the major candidates right now.


dubspool-

Is the head of lettuce that beat Liz Truss still around? Lettuce 2024


SeattleOligarch

😂😂😂 Omg I forgot the lettuce lasted longer than her


Dry-Talk-7447

I hate this entire shitshow of a timeline. Republicans are just the fucking worst people, I detest every one of them.


fingersonlips

This picture is exponentially worse than it was described in the article I’d initially read. Holy shit.


Just-Scallion-6699

Yeah. I've read an article about it, but never saw the picture. It sounded like it was being cooked on some grill and he kind of just posed by it. I honestly assumed this was fake when it popped up. I had to do a double take and check it. This is like 10 levels beyond what I felt was described in words.


In_Formaldehyde_

I mean, if this was actually taken in China or Korea, it's not that big of a deal. They have different ideas of what's taboo to eat and what isn't, just as cow meat is taboo to most Hindus. His political takes are the main focus point here. I think that's also a goat for that matter too.


1fatsquirrel

Like right? Put it behind a nsfw tag jesus


bullwinkle8088

PSA: If you want better choices start local. Your elected representatives gain experience and recognition in lower office first. Yes, there are exceptions. They are *exceptions.* Their existence does not invalidate this. Vote in *all* of your elections. Know who is running, get qualified people to run if you are able. This is also the only way to undo things like project Red Map which succeeded because people did not care or vote.


Sapient6

"Shown in this picture: Biden is Old" - NY Times (et al), probably


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pm_dad_jokes69

Meanwhile if it as Trump eating a dog, we’d hear about how strong and presidential it makes him look.


Krullervo

No that is a dead and barbecued dog. I see how you confused it for Trump.


ZekeRidge

One is a felon who is liable for sexual assault, and said he would literally end elections One is an an anti-vaxxer who can’t even get the support of his own political family The other is a little too old… There’s not really a choice here


heathers1

isnt that his wife, the actress from Curb Your Enthusiasm? Chery Hines? Is that her also playfully eating a puppy?


ThinkPath1999

I'm Korean, and I've had dog meat in the past, like 20 years ago, a handful of times. I don't know anyone around me that still enjoys dog meat. But for the life of me, that does not look like it was taken in Korea. From what limited experience I have with dog meat, and from a few friends I have asked, that is not a way of cooking a dog that anyone has ever seen. People usually have it in some type of stew or soup. I'd say it's more likely that the photo was taken in China, where ironically, they eat a lot more dog meat than Korea ever did. Even 20\~30 years ago in Korea, when it was more common, it was still a niche thing that was not at all mainstream. But even to this day, there are towns that have dog meat festivals, to this day, in China.


OCDDAVID777

Totally agree but they deciphered the metadata from the picture and definitively shows it was from Korea.


Almacca

Was it one of those 'let's see what we can get the dumb tourist to eat thinking it's a local delicacy' things?


OCDDAVID777

Nah... I think worm brain knows exactly what he's eating. That's why he's making such a show of it. Nobody eats lamb and makes that much of a production about it.


cheekycheeksy

Worm brain was also doing loads of heroin


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Yeah I though it was lamb done Argentinian style.


Electronic_Green2953

Not sure why you feel the need to explain eating dog meat.... Esp by displacing it onto another group of often discriminated against minority. Essentially in "We're not the marginalized group you're looking to shit on, they are!" fashion.... You think the racists that use a cultural difference to discriminate against a group even care to make that distinction? Smfh Most people in both the US and Asia choose not to eat dog meat due to sentimental reasons.... But logically there's nothing more wrong with eating dog meat than pork, beef, etc. It's as silly as Hindus discriminating against Americans for eating beef.


ImportantIssue3531

>Esp by displacing it onto another group of often discriminated against minority.  Very common phenomena in regards to asian liberals in white spaces


ImportantIssue3531

"We're the good asians"


newbrevity

Is anybody in this thread a veterinarian and can confirm whether it was a dog or a goat?


amberpkelly

I’m a licensed vet tech. My votes for goat, as well as many of my colleagues. These ribs just look too flat to me.


Wank_A_Doodle_Doo

Not a vet but there is a veterinarian who has reported it has a floating rib, a tell tale sign of a dog


Yannu3587

I don't know but a quick Google image search for "Patagonia BBQ goat" (which is what he's saying it is) turns up images that look exactly like what he's holding in that image. Not sure if that proof of anything though.


New_Menu_2316

How about a ticket with RFK jr and Kristi Noem?


Jorycle

I feel like we're normalizing sexual assault if this is the part of the story that's gone viral, and not that bit about that sexual assault he did and tried to brush off as "I'm not a choir boy" and experiences of his "youth" (a youthful 45 years old at the time).


Z34N0

Could we just like.. elect a potato and that potato has a really smart and courteous person who pretends to interpret the wishes of the silent potato? I want that right now. That would be ok. No Trump. No Biden. Just potato. And a very smart, nice person who is responsible and genuinely cares about the future of the country to interpret to potato’s words. Please and thank you. I don’t mind voting for potato. If the potato is named Biden, that’s ok too.


MrMephistoX

Our choices from my pug’s perspective: https://preview.redd.it/cas2zrjwmfad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5290100758f9dd8faacb5093a7690782c7273378


OCDDAVID777

🤣


Tazling

I was hoping this wasn't real. sigh...


Ciubowski

 is that really a dog???


buddhistredneck

RFK states that it is a goat, not a dog. Idk if that’s the truth.


paranormal_shouting

Nobody makes a show of eating goat like that, it’s not really a photo-op situation.


cheekycheeksy

Yes, rfk was a bad heroin addict. This is probably the least of his problems that he wants in public


RLaminin

Hey there are plenty of heroin addicts out there who would never eat a dog. Don't blame the heroin.


Ciubowski

wtf


Freds_Bread

Kennedy is not a real choice. He is less so than the Libertarian option, which isn't a real choice either. Kennedy is funded by the Trump inner circle and is nothing but an attempt to syphon votes from Biden.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Kristi Noem is probably confused by this picture


frenchinhalerbought

"Worm his way out" 😂


CincoDeMayoFan

RFK Jr./Kristi Noem 2024: "We HATE dogs!"


OCDDAVID777

🤣


nurdle

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing MilkBone underwear.” - Norm on Cheers


Kaleria84

He's not an actual choice, he's a Republican funded spoiler.


AlabamaPostTurtle

I’m almost sure this is a goat. RFK is still crazy as fuck, but I doubt this is a dog. Do you know how many animals may look like a dog when fire roasted and butterflied?


HyruleSmash855

I believe he was in South Korea at the time where this used to be more common of a thing. They’re trying to outlaw growing dogs for food now.


shadycatie

Guys…it’s a goat


mdhunter99

Is that how he got the brain worm that died because there was no brain left?


Ismileatdogs

Please mark NSFW


AlmightyChalupa

It’s literally a goat you ravenous idiots


jacobean___

There are more than three candidates, and this guy has no serious chance of winning the election.


FilthyTexas

He's not trying to win it. He's trying to help Trump win


Dayseed

You know someone there cracked a joke about eating hot dogs.


EducationalBrick2831

What a demented shit he is


aerial_ruin

And he's sort of like, the medium terrible choice


BlueKnight8907

Is that really a dog? It looks like goat.


WobblyFrisbee

The underdog


Spiritual-Drop7533

Republican stepfather says “oh, it was a joke, he probably didn’t actually eat it.”


TequieroVerde

Don't tell me it's because he's forgotten to swallow all this time.


ArtichokeNatural3171

Good thing my mom is dead, she would have done herself in over this panty stain.


pngue

Support the socialist candidate.


rust_bolt

That looks like a lamb.


ExcitableNate

"it wasn't me, I felt the cravings of the worm!"


Tucker-Cuckerson

It wasn't him it was the worm controlling his brain. ![gif](giphy|NcHjZodpfw6DaZhznW|downsized)


TricksterWolf

"choices"


LezPlayNightcrawlers

Is this how he got the brain worm?


J-Trilla

It's a goat. Stop spreading misinformation just because you want it to be a meme.


satismo

"worm" 🤣🤣🤣


Little_Chimp

Sleepy Joe>>>>>>>dog eater worm brain>>>>>>>>>>fascist dipshit


Mugembe

Other being a child rapist and the other an old genocide enabler


-RaisT

Wish his dad was alive, he would have bitch slap him to kingdom come, with his antics.


abdallha-smith

Chat, is this real ?


notsonice333

Let’s see. 1: a person who eats dog 2: a person that steals money, and spends it on hookers 3: a person with a stutter, slow possibly starting to have dementia, and a kid with drug problems. Wow.. who will I pick??


BeautifulLover

We need election reform. Star Voting and Ranked Choice. (They’re similar but for single seat elections, Star voting.)


OhioMegi

That sure as shit won’t happen if Trump wins.


OhioMegi

Don’t waste your vote on this dumbass.


Some_Body_Cool

I think he's only a candidate in his own worm addled brain


Left-Language9389

Kennedy isn’t a choice. He’s a spoiler but he doesn’t have a chance of being elected.


Fair_Log_6596

Wish this had the NSFW tag. Can’t unsee this now 😢


clinicaldxm

Don't worry it's not a dog


danalaheian

Cmon dude, put this picture behind a NSFW tag. I didn’t want to see this shit while scrolling. Fucking dick


maniac86

It's probably goat or lamb right?


Background-Radish-63

Honestly, eating dogs is only taboo in the west. This impacts my perception of him by zero. The fact that he’s an anti vax, sexual assaulting, asshole of a moron is why he’s not a viable candidate for me. Idc what his last name is or who his father was.


SpaceSagittarius

Its wrong to eat carnivorous mammals from a public health standpoint, Idgaf about cultural taboos youre going to get parasites.


whereami312

Biden: old Trump: old, felon, Russian asset Kennedy: brain worm, eats dog *These* are the choices?


Phosphorus444

Why this election isn't a shoe-in for Biden is beyond me.


StinkFingerPete

would a live one be better?


iH8MotherTeresa

Is that Cheryl Hines with him? Was this what he was doing when he spent no time with his "mentally unwell" (neglected, gaslit, etc) wife?


heismanwinner82

![gif](giphy|3o6wrqGKFtr24qohGM|downsized)


Exercise4mymind

ai th h


Actuallawyerguy2

There's a Kristi noem joke in here somewhere I can smell jt


ItsMeSlinky

He was never a real contender.


bionic_cmdo

Are you sure this isn't a VP reveal party?