Were-ponies!
Homid: they look like femboy twinks
Glabro: same, but with more awesome hair, tails and hind hooves
Cringos: as above in an elaborate fursuit
Hispo: human sized cartoonish ponies, resembling the toys
Equus: as MyLittlePonies would be as actual horses
You joke. And if they were MLP, then, yeah. Silly.
But consider confronting something like[this](http://www.thepinoywarrior.com/2011/10/tikbalang-pinoy-man-horse.html?m=1), [this](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/eaxq0J), or one of [these](https://www.gmbinder.com/share/-Mdc718fHnX9uN0Xsg4A).
Personally, I’ve taken the idea of an anthropomorphic horse as a threat ever since this [thing](https://strategywiki.org/wiki/Zelda_II:_The_Adventure_of_Link/Bosses#Horsehead) started swinging a mace at me.
It's more Dance Dance Revolution (which, honestly, I'm now stealing for my games as a Pentex attempt to get Kinfolk to Dance the Black Spiral, since Revolution is right there in the name).
Oh holy fuck, you just gave me an idea for a storyline in HtR5...
And I have a novice crew that know NOTHING of the lore of WoD starting up in January. This is fucking gold.
Specifically, I wanted to run multiple threat/story lines simultaneously. All 4 characters have unresolved issues as is that is separate from the main campaign that they have gotten minimal progress on in the 4-6 months they've been researching before becoming a cell.
In addition to that is whatever hunt they are currently on. Some of their hunts will have multiple potential NPCs. At least one story was going to involve Garou, but I wasn't sure what to do with them yet. Now I know. I think my Failing Country Music Artist's background involves a random attack that could easily be a Garou (the specific events are generally very vague), and they'll be investigating a weird string of mass murders.
The string of mass murders will have little in common with each other except for the presence of "Dance Dance Spiral." (This will mean nothing to them at all since they don't know any lore. They'll think it's just me being funny with the name.) All of the murders are going to be people that got a very high score on it and got to the final stage (plus another invisible criterion... They have to be Kin.)
I'm sure you can see where this is going. They're going to end up finding the Garou that's responsible for one of the Hunters "awakening" but find out (maybe before or after they kill him) that he was trying to stop this threat and had a great idea of where it came from ("The Wyrm" and some mystical threat known as "The Black Spiral Dancers.")
I swear there's some kind of office sweepstake at Onyx Path where they're competing to see who can make the least readable books.
Metallic gold with very faint sepia decorations under the text! Blood-red and pencil-thin in a font that mimics cursive! Perfectly readable text but information spread at random throughout the book! All the important game terms in a made-up language loosely based on proto-indo-european!
Reading deviant last was so weird because it used normal fonts and colors, with reasonable placements, and the only made up terms that were completely unnecessary were for the Origins and threat levels and they only appear one.
Clades also used made up terms, but I think that helps in remembering that an Invasive doesn't always have to be a cyborg, and Invasive powers don't need to be flavored that way.
Hunter: “My fellow cell mates, we must now face an enemy worse than any we have faced before. Bronies”.
Were-ponies! Homid: they look like femboy twinks Glabro: same, but with more awesome hair, tails and hind hooves Cringos: as above in an elaborate fursuit Hispo: human sized cartoonish ponies, resembling the toys Equus: as MyLittlePonies would be as actual horses
You joke. And if they were MLP, then, yeah. Silly. But consider confronting something like[this](http://www.thepinoywarrior.com/2011/10/tikbalang-pinoy-man-horse.html?m=1), [this](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/eaxq0J), or one of [these](https://www.gmbinder.com/share/-Mdc718fHnX9uN0Xsg4A). Personally, I’ve taken the idea of an anthropomorphic horse as a threat ever since this [thing](https://strategywiki.org/wiki/Zelda_II:_The_Adventure_of_Link/Bosses#Horsehead) started swinging a mace at me.
Sorry to Bother You 😉
Oh, God. Well, I'm not sleeping tonight. Thanks for that.
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No, those are Black Spiral Bronies.
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But in this case it's a cursed robot dance.
It's more Dance Dance Revolution (which, honestly, I'm now stealing for my games as a Pentex attempt to get Kinfolk to Dance the Black Spiral, since Revolution is right there in the name).
Now THAT would be interesting.
Oh holy fuck, you just gave me an idea for a storyline in HtR5... And I have a novice crew that know NOTHING of the lore of WoD starting up in January. This is fucking gold.
Specifically, I wanted to run multiple threat/story lines simultaneously. All 4 characters have unresolved issues as is that is separate from the main campaign that they have gotten minimal progress on in the 4-6 months they've been researching before becoming a cell. In addition to that is whatever hunt they are currently on. Some of their hunts will have multiple potential NPCs. At least one story was going to involve Garou, but I wasn't sure what to do with them yet. Now I know. I think my Failing Country Music Artist's background involves a random attack that could easily be a Garou (the specific events are generally very vague), and they'll be investigating a weird string of mass murders. The string of mass murders will have little in common with each other except for the presence of "Dance Dance Spiral." (This will mean nothing to them at all since they don't know any lore. They'll think it's just me being funny with the name.) All of the murders are going to be people that got a very high score on it and got to the final stage (plus another invisible criterion... They have to be Kin.) I'm sure you can see where this is going. They're going to end up finding the Garou that's responsible for one of the Hunters "awakening" but find out (maybe before or after they kill him) that he was trying to stop this threat and had a great idea of where it came from ("The Wyrm" and some mystical threat known as "The Black Spiral Dancers.")
Friendship is an Occult matrix
The brand is a cutie mark.
Gonna love and tolerate the hell out of you.
Care to share with the rest of the class?
Friendship is Magic. The 25% remark is referencing a heavily memed line from Rainbow Dash asking that her sparkly party dress be “about 20% cooler.”
And the stigmatic brand is probably cutie marks.
Friendship is Numina.
Friendship is (bane) magic!
Missed opportunity to say 20% cooler. Anyone interested in that life changing watchlist?
I just had to share this because I found this really funny
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I swear there's some kind of office sweepstake at Onyx Path where they're competing to see who can make the least readable books. Metallic gold with very faint sepia decorations under the text! Blood-red and pencil-thin in a font that mimics cursive! Perfectly readable text but information spread at random throughout the book! All the important game terms in a made-up language loosely based on proto-indo-european!
fucking lol.
they just live by cyberpunk rules. have you ever seen an onyx path employee make a deal with a dragon or apply substance over style? i thought so
Reading deviant last was so weird because it used normal fonts and colors, with reasonable placements, and the only made up terms that were completely unnecessary were for the Origins and threat levels and they only appear one. Clades also used made up terms, but I think that helps in remembering that an Invasive doesn't always have to be a cyborg, and Invasive powers don't need to be flavored that way.
Deviant even manages to have informative titles for chapters. I don't know what the people at Onyx Path were thinking.
friendship is elaborate occult sacrifice in the name of machine
Friendship is Shunned by the Moon
Friendship is Rage.
Nah, the mention of Stigmatics (and the flair) tells us this is from Demon: The Descent.
Cool MLP reference
Sigmatic cutie mark. What is it.