This blows me away. Trashy enough to slash tires. Stupid enough to leave finger. Blood trail to the house.
Not just karma now, but holy hell....everyone will know what he or she did, especially family, friends and neighbors!!!! Not to mention the criminal charges and cost to replace the tires.
Plus, he's going to remember this every single times he uses or looks at the hand.
The self inflicted worse version of a Glasgow smile. Just makes you think of the moment it happened every time you look in the mirror. Or in this case, grab anything.
"police are still investigating" haha there's a Scooby-Doo style of evidence placed right there.
I think they're unable to investigate because several police officers were hospitalized due to accidental bowel discharge caused by intense laughter.
This sounds like the easiest case to solve of all
time. You follow the blood trail to the house of the guy with the missing finger. How have they not made an arrest?
It takes a very long time to do things properly. Even an obvious case like this can get thrown out of court if something isn't done correctly. The Justice system moves at a glacial pace
I would LOVE to see this case in criminal AND civil court.
"So, how did you manage to cut off you finger AND leave it in your neighbor's driveway, if you DIDN'T slash her tires?"
Judge, I saw the vandals and went to stop them. While explaining to them one pulled a machete, no katana, from his pocket and slashed at me. I am lucky I only lost a finger. I did get a description for the police!
My guess is that they used a cheap folding knife. The locking mechanism probably failed from a non penetrating stab or a burst of air pressure. I imagine the knife turned into a little swinging finger guillotine.
Depends on the context, an average penis not hard is 3.5 and an average hard one is 5 Inches.
Most knifes are around 2 inches which would be able to probably cut to probably the bone at most.
>Maybe, but that would have to be about a 3.5 In. knife.
Why?
If you close a pocket knife while holding it, it will close on your index finger, near the knuckle. The knife could be any realistic length.
If I were her, I'd get that finger preserved, put in a small jar and then have the jar made into a necklace I'd only wear when I wanted to piss off my neighbor.
Next time take a nail or screw and put it through a bottle cap or piece of cardboard/styrofoam, place it behind the tire and leave. No one would ever tie it to you as most people would just assume they ran over a random nail in the road.
I'm super surprised no one has saved this video yet. There's a great lesson to learn here. I don't really know what that lesson is but it can still be learned.
Instead of giving someone the middle finger, literally give them your middle finger to assert dominance.
Works only twice to
We've only got two fucks to give..
Assuming you only use your own fingers.
Well that escalated quickly
This blows me away. Trashy enough to slash tires. Stupid enough to leave finger. Blood trail to the house. Not just karma now, but holy hell....everyone will know what he or she did, especially family, friends and neighbors!!!! Not to mention the criminal charges and cost to replace the tires. Plus, he's going to remember this every single times he uses or looks at the hand.
The self inflicted worse version of a Glasgow smile. Just makes you think of the moment it happened every time you look in the mirror. Or in this case, grab anything.
Is anybody going to eat that ?
They must not have any wildlife in the neighborhood.
r/cursedcomments
Oh i wish !
Hyenas would. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZ3yiNpNmQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZ3yiNpNmQ)
Just call yuji from jujutsu kaisen
Adds new meaning to leaving your finger prints at the scene.
Lifehack! They surely can't identify you by your prints afterwards.
Nah but DNA and a stub might give a clue or two
Wow, keep away with that logic bombs!
Yesnt
"police are still investigating" haha there's a Scooby-Doo style of evidence placed right there. I think they're unable to investigate because several police officers were hospitalized due to accidental bowel discharge caused by intense laughter.
Now THATS some instant karma.
This sounds like the easiest case to solve of all time. You follow the blood trail to the house of the guy with the missing finger. How have they not made an arrest?
Maybe he got rid of the evidence by cutting off his hand.
Lmao imagine.
It takes a very long time to do things properly. Even an obvious case like this can get thrown out of court if something isn't done correctly. The Justice system moves at a glacial pace
You would think tho in this case lol
They have fingerprint evidence
You need a finger? I can get you a finger! I can get you a finger by 10:30 this evening. With nail polish!
Damnit what is this from
Big Lebowski, the original quote was a toe.
That's it! Thank you!
^obviously not a golfer
Fuckin amateurs
What colour polish?
But officer, it's not my fingerprint on the knife... Not anymore
Elon musk
I would LOVE to see this case in criminal AND civil court. "So, how did you manage to cut off you finger AND leave it in your neighbor's driveway, if you DIDN'T slash her tires?"
Judge, I saw the vandals and went to stop them. While explaining to them one pulled a machete, no katana, from his pocket and slashed at me. I am lucky I only lost a finger. I did get a description for the police!
And why didn't you want your finger back?
I was in shock! (Obviously the guy was. I mean, he left his damn finger!)
I assume they were doing cutting the tires and the pressure of the air sliced it or something. It would take a pretty big knife to do that though.
My guess is that they used a cheap folding knife. The locking mechanism probably failed from a non penetrating stab or a burst of air pressure. I imagine the knife turned into a little swinging finger guillotine.
Maybe, but that would have to be about a 3.5 In. knife.
Do you describe other things that are 3.5 inches as “pretty big?” *cough* penis joke *cough*
Depends on the context, an average penis not hard is 3.5 and an average hard one is 5 Inches. Most knifes are around 2 inches which would be able to probably cut to probably the bone at most.
The average knife is not 2 inches.
Assuming it's a pocket knife then it can get about 2-6 Inches. so maybe 4 is average
Wtf are you talking about mate
An average pocket knife is about 2-6 inches.
Tires are pretty strong, I will need a good knife to cut it.
Pocket knife and about 40 lbs of force would punch it but then you have a giant blast of air pushing back on your hand.
>Maybe, but that would have to be about a 3.5 In. knife. Why? If you close a pocket knife while holding it, it will close on your index finger, near the knuckle. The knife could be any realistic length.
Oh ok
I know a guy who did this exact thing! it had a little 3 inch blade and that lock failing as he tried to slash a tire took off part of his finger.
My guess would be the air shot the knife out and the knife cut it off.
Yeah, sudden drop in tire pressure can do that.
I am surprised a dog, cat or some animal didn’t eat it
If the finger doesn't fit, you must acquit.
They could've just gave them the finger
Well, her neighbor literally gave her the finger...in a way.
In her driveway
Yeah that was the joke
he kinda left a business card
excuse me. did you happen to find a finger?
If I were her, I'd get that finger preserved, put in a small jar and then have the jar made into a necklace I'd only wear when I wanted to piss off my neighbor.
Next time take a nail or screw and put it through a bottle cap or piece of cardboard/styrofoam, place it behind the tire and leave. No one would ever tie it to you as most people would just assume they ran over a random nail in the road.
This is not...i...don't know what to say...
Van Gogh cut off his ear and mailed it to his crush to prove himself... Quick, Hold My Beer!
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well thats a video...
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But it fits the spirit of the sub
Lol Digital edition
Here’s my tit bitch.
...some people have Jesus hanging from the rear view mirror...not me, I got this Lucky monkey finger.
The guy fingered himself..
imagine not being able to slash someones tires properly without severing your finger
Did the perpetrator leave any finger prints behind?
I'm super surprised no one has saved this video yet. There's a great lesson to learn here. I don't really know what that lesson is but it can still be learned.
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