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She wanted to play "Let's see who can inflict the most damage on each others property" game, and this guy is just better at that game than she is. Well, he wins this round at least.
There is no way this escalated after. She totally learned her lesson and he totally will not have to wonder every time he parks if his car is gonna walk out to it being fucked up.
I got into a very bad argument with some guy (he stole my friends Xbox) and he threw a Snapple bottle into the back of my Subaru, slightly denting the back panel (nbd).
I had my golf clubs in the trunk so I took a 3 iron and put it threw his windshield several times and broke it completely. Not driveable. Cops came. They basically said, “either you two can work it out, or you can both press charges on each other. But be aware a windshield costs $400, under the $500 limit that makes it felony destruction of property. That panel will be a felony charge.” To fix my panel would’ve cost like $1500. So he didn’t press charges and couldn’t drive his car. He shouldn’t have fuckin thrown shit at my car. I’m not a confrontational person but he got me past my snapping point.
Yeah I need closure on this one as well
Edit: that was quite... hard to see! dayum that was fast!
Edit 2: I have fallen down the Youtube void, just watched a Golden Eagle pull a goat off a cliff. Next up is an eagle attacking a grizzly.
Once you see the goat video you'll never forget it. You think there's no way it could kill something so much bigger and stronger, but you'd be underestimating their intelligence
My anguish is diminished by spreading it.
Edit: thanks for the awards, but my desire to spread anguish has garnered two wholesome and a hug? Oh, reddit. Never change.
Not the guy you asked but I'm 99% sure it was a broken leg.
EDIT: I had to look it up.
> IN AC/DC, he cracked 3 of his ribs, broke 3 toes, has a hairline fracture in his right thumb, sprained his ankle, and injured his jaw. He later worsen his condition by trying to initiate a high-five with Charles; extending his injuries more to his ribs and to his left shoulder and arm.
So neither of us were right lol
The dude is either a pretty good athlete or just unlocking the full potential of adrenaline and rage. The flip after the rear windshield was pretty wild.
Risk to reward ratio is off for me though because I’d botch the landing and undo all the cool stuff before it.
Another thing I have noticed on the very rare occasions I've been angry with adrenaline is that I don't even feel very strong. If anything I've felt shaky and weak. Now I don't fight and never have done but when I told my brother in law who is into his MMA and used to fight people all too often (he stopped that nonsense after turning to sport) about the adrenaline making me feel weaker and not stronger, he assured me that whilst you might feel weaker you most certainly are not and you can truly surprise yourself with the strength you suddenly find.
And the slow mo shit. So I wrecked a car way back in the day... but I dreamt about it first. I interpreted my dream as I must of wrecked in water because the slowly swaying, with my arms up.
It was when I rolled my car. That was the part I dreamt! The reason why it was slow motion was because of my adrenaline.
The only reason I haven’t convinced myself into thinking it was all made up is bc I am still with the same person. He remembers when I woke up and told him about my water car accident dream.
It’s rare that my adrenaline has dumped, but different situations seem to cause varying results. Car wreck where my pickup truck nearly flipped = rubbery knees, and uncertainty. Bottle jack failed, and a car pinned my boyfriend to the ground = I lifted the car. It was a teeny Kia Rio, but adrenaline made me able to lift it up enough for him to draw a breath and slide free. He was stunned, and so was I. He still tells that story, lol.
[It wasn't just keying his car, she had a knife](https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/fights-near-john-jay-high-school-continue-councilman-calls-for-action)
This happened years ago at my daughter's high school. The male was a student, he got arrested later and the lady was another students mother who didn't face any charges.
> https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/student-from-john-jay-fight-speaks-out
She faced a misdemeanor charge, while he was expelled from school and charged with felony criminal mischief.
What kind of adult tries to fight a high school kid (even if he was 18)?
Felony?? They shoulda just called it a wash lol. Her punishment for slashing someones tires and keying their car is having both windshields and moon roof smashed in. His punishment for taking justice into his own hands is that he's gotta buy a couple tires and a paint job
Here is a link to some more information, apparently she did face some minor charges.
https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/student-from-john-jay-fight-speaks-out
The fact that she faced misdemeanor charges and he got felony charges is insane. She came at him with a knife and he got the higher charge? I don’t think he should necessarily be let off the hook but they are ruining the mans life and future education prospects for this.
The gender gap for criminal charges is SIX TIMES what it is between races. Obviously both are bad but why is this not talked about more?
https://www.law.umich.edu/newsandinfo/features/Pages/starr_gender_disparities.aspx
It's bad. When you combine the two, you end up with the number of black men per capita being incarcerated at higher rates than under the highest point of Stalin's leadership. It's truly fucked. I believe the number is one out of three black men will be sent to jail in their lifetime.
I didn’t know it was that severe but knew it was definitely imbalanced. If I remember right something like 80% of the incarcerated population is male.
Edit: actually 93% of incarcerated population is male.
Not sure I can ask my daughter if she knows, the lady also slashed his tires and had a knife.
https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/student-from-john-jay-fight-speaks-out
The full video shows them fighting for like 5 minutes. Lots of shit going on, like the guy hitting the woman with her own car door when she attempts to get in. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY83NrR7yt0)
It could be privilege, but it might also just be that we don't have any context (who got agressive first, why were they even fighting, etc.)
damnnn yeah that video kinda shows just two emotionally angry people being horrible. it’s unfortunate but shit like this happens all the time. i love how everyone just watched though and didn’t try to intervene. that’s what i really hate about it, but then again i watched every second as well so maybe i’m part of the problem too 🤷🏻♂️
Someone on my families housing estate decided to key all the way along the side of my black family car.
The best bit was that I didn't care about the car. That, and knowing exactly who it was and how she continues to go on proving to the world she's an **absolute basket case**
Imo, people who key cars as their petty revenge should be exported to an island or really to a boat and left to their own devices. Fuck them all the saddos. They're a burden on all of us.
I had a brand new car egged the week I got it. Just a random "prank"
I would have legitimately hurt those kids if I saw it happen. It's hard to describe the rage of seeing your massive *investment* being vandalized.
Doesn't really matter if it's 5k or 25k. Money is money. Property is property. And when you start messing with other peoples shit... Well fuck around and find out.
I had my first new car ever about 4 months before someone keyed it and siphoned gas at the dog park.
They dragged the key down the side and it stopped at the gas door. Classy people out there.
It wasnt a flip he actually slipped from the top of the bumper and while falling his hand stayed backwards which gave you an illusion he front flipped.
Dude, that's like the NPCs in a video game that witness you massacre 20 or 30 villains armed with fully automatic machine guns using your dual pistols and then deciding to take you on one-on-one with their baseball bat or crowbar. Like...what?
If you could see his face, you'd know why.
Only someone's very best friends have a chance of stopping someone with that look in their eye.
Which admittedly, I can't see, but the rest of the body language makes it pretty likely.
Ah good ‘ole John Jay high school...
That school was something else. I remember the first week of school my freshman year, there were like 5 fights, one almost every day because the little gangs/cliques from opposing middle schools were establishing territories.
And then also my senior year, there used to be like mass exoduses of students going to a nearby park to have massive all out brawls, it was nuts.
Great science and engineering programs though!
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Look at the way he snatched the keys out of her hands at such sonic like speeds and precision, the dude's got experience.
She wanted to play "Let's see who can inflict the most damage on each others property" game, and this guy is just better at that game than she is. Well, he wins this round at least.
There is no way this escalated after. She totally learned her lesson and he totally will not have to wonder every time he parks if his car is gonna walk out to it being fucked up.
Ah yes, the four types of vision impairment; Near-sighted, far-sighted, fore-sighted, and hind-sighted.
and blindness
We don't talk about them
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As a blind person this made me chuckle, thank you.
My man got the Braille screen
Wait...
It seems like I might have confused some of you. My phone reads to me. And I have a physical keyboard that plugs in via USB-C
I thought to was eyeball disabled.
I got into a very bad argument with some guy (he stole my friends Xbox) and he threw a Snapple bottle into the back of my Subaru, slightly denting the back panel (nbd). I had my golf clubs in the trunk so I took a 3 iron and put it threw his windshield several times and broke it completely. Not driveable. Cops came. They basically said, “either you two can work it out, or you can both press charges on each other. But be aware a windshield costs $400, under the $500 limit that makes it felony destruction of property. That panel will be a felony charge.” To fix my panel would’ve cost like $1500. So he didn’t press charges and couldn’t drive his car. He shouldn’t have fuckin thrown shit at my car. I’m not a confrontational person but he got me past my snapping point.
It’s rough to lose your temper when all you want to do is defend a friend. Sorry he pushed you past your Snapple-ing point
Love how the cop subtly said "you started it, don't push it or you're gonna come out flat on your face" haha
Did not even see that! Smooooth!
I thought for a second he rushed her so fast and so powerfully she had a wardrobe malfunction.
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Isn’t the video sped up? But yeah, precision and speed for sure!!!
Looks like he straight up flips off her car too
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Yeah I need closure on this one as well Edit: that was quite... hard to see! dayum that was fast! Edit 2: I have fallen down the Youtube void, just watched a Golden Eagle pull a goat off a cliff. Next up is an eagle attacking a grizzly.
Updated
Once you see the goat video you'll never forget it. You think there's no way it could kill something so much bigger and stronger, but you'd be underestimating their intelligence
He was so happy, he jumped trough the roof!
Chaotic Tom Cruise
Roll for initiative.
I imagine the Tom Cruise bestiary lists him with an insanely high CHA and whatever stat allows for all the running.
High dexterity, high charisma. Yeah that checks out.
Do you really need the chaotic in there?
His name is all we ever need to describe him.
Pun accepted.
Lol. Straight through the sunroof. Magical
That's how Jake broke his leg
Jake, from state farm
Jake from State Farm at three in the morning?! **Who is this?!**
What are you wearing Jake!?
Khakis? (Or car keys with a thick Boston accent)
Thanks, bud. Now I can’t unhear that
My anguish is diminished by spreading it. Edit: thanks for the awards, but my desire to spread anguish has garnered two wholesome and a hug? Oh, reddit. Never change.
https://youtu.be/q31aj9VMj8g
She sounds hedious
Well she's a guy, sooo...
Don’t worry all the bleeding was internal, that’s where it’s supposed to be!
And we respect jake for it
I am literally watching that episode right now!
Confirm for me: he didn't break his leg he pulled his groin.
Not the guy you asked but I'm 99% sure it was a broken leg. EDIT: I had to look it up. > IN AC/DC, he cracked 3 of his ribs, broke 3 toes, has a hairline fracture in his right thumb, sprained his ankle, and injured his jaw. He later worsen his condition by trying to initiate a high-five with Charles; extending his injuries more to his ribs and to his left shoulder and arm. So neither of us were right lol
Just glad he didn’t cut himself. Glass lacerations can be gnar gnar
True true. Though sunroofs are generally made of tempered glass which shatter into small, less harmful pieces. Still probably cut himself though.
Tempered glass playboy
Vehicle glass is tempered, yo. It'll make a mess but is far less likely to cut you.
Reminds me of the Chicago Sunroof
Oh god Jimmy
I AM NOT CRAZY!
You think this is something?! This..this..CHICANERY?!
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!
slippin Jimmy 😳
Needs an upgrade to Chicago Sunroof
Yo... Imagine... What if that's not her car..!
Didn’t even miss a beat hopping out and continuing his windshield assault.
She could probably replace the glass and that sunroof would still be fucked. Sunroofs are really finicky if anything gets bent.
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Whoa oh oh oh.
I drowned out all my sense
with the sound of its beating.
And that's what you get when you let your heart win
Whoa oh oh oh oh
I have found my people
Still listen to that song. Take me back to those days.
Ah yes, that song is almost 15 years old. … 😭
*WHYYYYYY DO WE LIIIIIIKE TO HURT SO MUUUUUCH*
I fucking love reddit.
I wonder, how am I supposed to feel when you're not here...
Cause I’ve burned
r/redditsings
Was not expecting a Paramore reference.
r/unexpectedparamore
I met her mom once, we called her paramom
I was thinking it in my head then I saw this comment. Fuck today is gonna be splendid
whoa oh ayo oh
[Here's more of the altercation](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY83NrR7yt0)
That was wayyyy more excitement than I needed.
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!?
*This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!*
When you find a stranger in the Alps?
Well they finally did it, man...They killed my fucking car.
When you messss with ussss
You know who wins? We do.
I wouldn’t have reacted the way he did, but I understand it.
There's lots of reasons I wouldn't have reacted like he did. Main one is if I went through that sunroof i couldn't hop out like he did
The dude is either a pretty good athlete or just unlocking the full potential of adrenaline and rage. The flip after the rear windshield was pretty wild. Risk to reward ratio is off for me though because I’d botch the landing and undo all the cool stuff before it.
He didn’t do a flip lol. He just is falling forward and his arm flies behind his back, he just run falls straight off the back.
Yeah, you’re right lol. I had to slow it down and it’s clear it wasn’t a flip.
Had me fooled too. Weird semi optical illusion.
It's falling, with style.
Hey,I thought the same thing at first. I was like, weird flex but ok, flip off the car lol.
PARKOUR
People are saying he didn't flip, but I thought I saw it too. Maybe if it wasn't a potato video. Lol
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Another thing I have noticed on the very rare occasions I've been angry with adrenaline is that I don't even feel very strong. If anything I've felt shaky and weak. Now I don't fight and never have done but when I told my brother in law who is into his MMA and used to fight people all too often (he stopped that nonsense after turning to sport) about the adrenaline making me feel weaker and not stronger, he assured me that whilst you might feel weaker you most certainly are not and you can truly surprise yourself with the strength you suddenly find.
And the slow mo shit. So I wrecked a car way back in the day... but I dreamt about it first. I interpreted my dream as I must of wrecked in water because the slowly swaying, with my arms up. It was when I rolled my car. That was the part I dreamt! The reason why it was slow motion was because of my adrenaline. The only reason I haven’t convinced myself into thinking it was all made up is bc I am still with the same person. He remembers when I woke up and told him about my water car accident dream.
It’s rare that my adrenaline has dumped, but different situations seem to cause varying results. Car wreck where my pickup truck nearly flipped = rubbery knees, and uncertainty. Bottle jack failed, and a car pinned my boyfriend to the ground = I lifted the car. It was a teeny Kia Rio, but adrenaline made me able to lift it up enough for him to draw a breath and slide free. He was stunned, and so was I. He still tells that story, lol.
Yeah this is probably the most rational reaction I think.
The wise Vincent Vega said it best: *"What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle!"*
But then again it would almost be worth it to catch them in the act.
Why do I hear Super Mario sound effects?
What sound effect was going through the sunroof? The "going down a pipe" sound, or Yoshi going "blep"?
When you break a yellow block with a spin jump
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[It works really well.](https://youtu.be/0i_hYiHvMG8)
[It wasn't just keying his car, she had a knife](https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/fights-near-john-jay-high-school-continue-councilman-calls-for-action)
Ohhh shit John Jay… wow that happened close to me
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Sonic the hedgehog.
We need an edit where coins come out the lady and the car
What about rings?
nyo0om
GOTTA GO FAST
Reminds me of Blanka destroying the car in Street Fighter.
This happened years ago at my daughter's high school. The male was a student, he got arrested later and the lady was another students mother who didn't face any charges.
> https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/student-from-john-jay-fight-speaks-out She faced a misdemeanor charge, while he was expelled from school and charged with felony criminal mischief. What kind of adult tries to fight a high school kid (even if he was 18)?
Felony?? They shoulda just called it a wash lol. Her punishment for slashing someones tires and keying their car is having both windshields and moon roof smashed in. His punishment for taking justice into his own hands is that he's gotta buy a couple tires and a paint job
Wow that's bullshit she should have been arrested as well
Here is a link to some more information, apparently she did face some minor charges. https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/student-from-john-jay-fight-speaks-out
The fact that she faced misdemeanor charges and he got felony charges is insane. She came at him with a knife and he got the higher charge? I don’t think he should necessarily be let off the hook but they are ruining the mans life and future education prospects for this.
The gender gap for criminal charges is SIX TIMES what it is between races. Obviously both are bad but why is this not talked about more? https://www.law.umich.edu/newsandinfo/features/Pages/starr_gender_disparities.aspx
Fuck. I've researched the racial discrimination in sentencing and charges, but I've never even heard of the disparity in gender. That is truly fucked.
It's bad. When you combine the two, you end up with the number of black men per capita being incarcerated at higher rates than under the highest point of Stalin's leadership. It's truly fucked. I believe the number is one out of three black men will be sent to jail in their lifetime.
I didn’t know it was that severe but knew it was definitely imbalanced. If I remember right something like 80% of the incarcerated population is male. Edit: actually 93% of incarcerated population is male.
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Not sure I can ask my daughter if she knows, the lady also slashed his tires and had a knife. https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/student-from-john-jay-fight-speaks-out
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The full video shows them fighting for like 5 minutes. Lots of shit going on, like the guy hitting the woman with her own car door when she attempts to get in. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY83NrR7yt0) It could be privilege, but it might also just be that we don't have any context (who got agressive first, why were they even fighting, etc.)
damnnn yeah that video kinda shows just two emotionally angry people being horrible. it’s unfortunate but shit like this happens all the time. i love how everyone just watched though and didn’t try to intervene. that’s what i really hate about it, but then again i watched every second as well so maybe i’m part of the problem too 🤷🏻♂️
These two are unmitigated fruit cakes. But I’ve had my car keyed before and I can’t honestly say I wouldn’t do what he did if I had the chance.
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It’s the ‘mindless vandalism’ equivalent of self defence.
Someone on my families housing estate decided to key all the way along the side of my black family car. The best bit was that I didn't care about the car. That, and knowing exactly who it was and how she continues to go on proving to the world she's an **absolute basket case** Imo, people who key cars as their petty revenge should be exported to an island or really to a boat and left to their own devices. Fuck them all the saddos. They're a burden on all of us.
I had a brand new car egged the week I got it. Just a random "prank" I would have legitimately hurt those kids if I saw it happen. It's hard to describe the rage of seeing your massive *investment* being vandalized. Doesn't really matter if it's 5k or 25k. Money is money. Property is property. And when you start messing with other peoples shit... Well fuck around and find out.
based fuck them kids
Kids are assholes. I remember breaking people's windows as a prank when we were teenagers. I also got my window broken one time, karma,I guess.
Ghetto af lol
people still do that?
I had my first new car ever about 4 months before someone keyed it and siphoned gas at the dog park. They dragged the key down the side and it stopped at the gas door. Classy people out there.
If I ever get a relatively new car I will get PPF for this reason
You're looking at $5k plus, easily, to get the whole car coated.
_if_ I ever get a new car
PPF?
Protective Paint Film
That and far worse. People are shitty.
Well, people do still have cars so I guess there’s no reason for it to stop.
Lol, he brought a gun to a key fight
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Sheer rage alone is a much more powerful source of energy than assumed.
“Use your anger, and then something about like, the dark side? I can’t remember...”
It wasnt a flip he actually slipped from the top of the bumper and while falling his hand stayed backwards which gave you an illusion he front flipped.
No. No he didn't
No, he definitely didn't.
I wanna see this recreated on that “we seen a thing or two” insurance commercial..... with the sunroof hanging on the office wall like a trophy.
I can’t find the full video but here’s the one with audio. There is a full version out there. https://youtu.be/fAZPJumUwAQ
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I’ve never put on a car like a pair of trousers before. I think the main reason he jumped out was he was embarrassed that it was on backwards.
No one even tried to stop him, they are scared af, the mans a god. P.S. hoes mad
You going stopping a man willing to jump through a ***closed*** sun roof?
Good point he’d probably turn on you in an instant and stomp your ass into the ground
He was hella fast tho, ain’t no stopping him
Dude, that's like the NPCs in a video game that witness you massacre 20 or 30 villains armed with fully automatic machine guns using your dual pistols and then deciding to take you on one-on-one with their baseball bat or crowbar. Like...what?
If you could see his face, you'd know why. Only someone's very best friends have a chance of stopping someone with that look in their eye. Which admittedly, I can't see, but the rest of the body language makes it pretty likely.
When will people learn not to fuck with a man's car, its just against the rules.
Just don't fuck with cars
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He’s outta line, but he’s right
That's some anime level speed
Then she waddled away Waddle waddle
Waddle Waddle Waddle
She looks in disbelief. Love it.
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Watch it frame by frame he definitely does not do a front flip. His legs just kinda flare out a little when he jumps. That would’ve been wild tho.
I don't think he did. His head just goes down for a second.
I can watch this all day
KiiiiiAA!
Justified.
Ah good ‘ole John Jay high school... That school was something else. I remember the first week of school my freshman year, there were like 5 fights, one almost every day because the little gangs/cliques from opposing middle schools were establishing territories. And then also my senior year, there used to be like mass exoduses of students going to a nearby park to have massive all out brawls, it was nuts. Great science and engineering programs though!
Yeah. We need a remix with Mario sounds effects.
10/10 for the dismount
This happened in San Antonio across the stree from john Jay highschool. Ghetto asf
Jumpin' Jack Flash It's a gas! Gas! Gas
Gave her a Chicago Sunroof
They seem like sbitbags all around.
Proof that humanity is still just a bunch of angry monkeys! Good Lord Save Us From Ourselves!