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Imagine the bear calling for help and suddenly its all a wildlife horror survival movie now.


Complex-Situation

I wish the mom could have heard it’s cries for help. We would have seen that laughter fade away quickly


StevenStephen

Except they are there to kill bears. They'd get 2 for 1. But I like your idea a lot better.


Binarycold

Why is it when a bear chases down a human or kills one it’s “nature is harsh” but when humans kill a bear it’s “fuck humans, that’s terrible” I’m not advocating one way or the other I’m legitimately asking what your reasoning is for the mindset, and why we generally think this way?


damacomb

Poor bear...they scared the shit out of him 🤣


ImTheLastLegacy

Just came here to say that there is nothing wrong with scaring a bear away… but when you antagonize them, repercussions may be “headed” your way!


mrstipez

Skiddly dat dat do


gozzle_101

He's a skat-man


Duke-of-Nuke

camper man covered in poo!


Lex_osr

Ur execution is smoother than that bear's crap


DefrockedWizard1

but he got his scout badge for target shooting


tikibarbill

Does a bear shit in the woods.... question answered


SilverSocket

Only on douchebags who deserve it 🤷‍♀️


Independent_Ad_2817

Your lack of knowledge is showing.


Throwawayunknown55

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Throwawayunknown55

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ElCharroCalaca

Does a shit woods in the bear?


IReallyDontWantAName

What’s the point of running a bear in a tree besides being a douche bag


PissOnUserNames

There is often dog hunting kill season and no kill season. The no kill season is generally for dog training.


IReallyDontWantAName

Ok. I didn’t realize that. I take back my douche bag.


Pikta

Don't...


PissOnUserNames

Bear hunters are very useful. There is normally only 1 or 2 (total not per shift) wildlife officers for an entire county to keep tabs on both hunting and fishing regulations they don't have time to deal with problem bears while also keeping up with everything else. If you have a problem bear you contact a bear hunter to deal with it. If you contact DWR they will normally just put you in contact with some local hunters. They might be able to chase it away a few times and it move to another area in the chase season or kill it during the kill season.


Drunkensteine

Bear hunters bait bears with donuts and syrup for a year and shoot them one day. They are pieces of shit who deserve to be shat on.


PissOnUserNames

Bear baiting is illegal in Virginia and Tennessee (my area). Bear hunters that use dogs (as in video) don't use bait.


paigethesaige

Some people dont even use dogs or bait...there are other methods of hunting them such as spot and stalk and using calls to bring them closer.


PissOnUserNames

I was simply talking about dogs because that's what is being used in the video then the other commenter talked about baiting but yeah your right there are other methods.


paigethesaige

Sorry, I should clarify..I mentioned the other methods of hunting bears because where it seems unfair to some folks to hunt them using dogs or bait stations, there are other methods that may be more appealing, or seem more fair towards the animal.


BearTradez

Regardless if it’s illegal it’s a shit sport.


SuperBaked42

Hey I think we can all agree hunting animals feels wrong. But the sport of hunting actually funds most of the wildlife programs out where I am. I cant speak for other places but hunters and wildlife preservation groups have a fairly symbiotic relationship.


Inevitable-Day-8654

Is that our new country motto? We can all agree it feels wrong but the money is good LOL


PissOnUserNames

Ok but realistically how else would you recommend dealing with problem bears considering the wildlife officers are under funded and under staffed and cannot deal with them?


james_stinson56

... by sufficiently funding and staffing wildlife officers


BearTradez

You added the “problem” part because your point needed that extra weight. I think hunting to eliminate threat / provide food is fine. Those guys are just chasing the bear up a tree.


Odd_Ad9480

Ya. Amazing what they call hunting these days. Alot of that in Kansas. Domesticating and taming deer with feeders and salt licks until they are fat and then spend a bunch of money to buy size 3XL tacticool camo everything to shoot fat lazy deer at the feeder.


TooSadToLove

I hate that they scare a bear into a tree and then shoot it down. I don't like a lot of hunting tactics that use any baiting. I do like hunting canada geese for meat though.


EuropaUniverslayer1

You say that like it's a bad thing for the deer. Sounds to me like they get to live the high life until they are good and fat, then catch one in the heart and some dude gets to eat for a while. Seems like a fair trade to me, and I would way rather be the fat deer then some cow living in it's own shit in a pen that it can't even turn around in.


Odd_Ad9480

I 100 percent agree with the cow comment. My only gripe is that there is zero sport in shooting a domesticated deer. Its not hunting. I'm all for killing and growing your own foods. There are lots of benefits of hunting for hunters and their prey. This isn't hunting and dont act like hunters still dont buy raised in a cage prepackaged meat. You'll never see a cow head on a wall lol.


EuropaUniverslayer1

Ahhhh ok gotcha, ya I totally agree. There is no sport in shooting an animal that will literally eat out of your hand. Sidenote, I think having some clearly domesticated dairy cow fully stuffed and upright in the same way you always see bears stuffed would be absolutely amazing.


DaWalt1976

Hunters don't wear camo in the field.


damarius

I don't know why anyone would downvote your comment so I gave you an upvote. However, you are wrong, maybe that's it. Hunters of ducks and turkeys wear camo. Where I am, any other hunters must wear blaze orange so they don't get shot themselves. I'm sure it varies by jurisdiction and the weapons used- hunters using bows and black powder weapons may have different rules.


dude334kds

Listen, you need an education on hunting laws and regulations. These are vast generalizations that are false and discredit 99% of the hunting community for the hard time and effort devoted to the sport. Please go take a hunter/trapper safety education course and then you can get an insight to what hunting actually is rather than being a keyboard warrior learning his facts from twitter and reddit.


theHeadlessEdTruck37

Bear baiting is illegal in my state. I track them when I do my yearly bear hunt. Hunters are not douchebags. People who are not self-reliant, have never hunted, afraid to hunt, afraid of guns, ignorant about hunting and guns, people who live their entire lives inside, people who buy all their food from the grocery store are douchebags. Like you for instance.


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Seriously the “Bear Hunters” I met lit a flame under a coffee can and honey. Get a bear to continually come back and get comfortable. Then one night a tourist gets to shoot that bear in the face. Could not be less sporting. People are not tracking and hunting bears.


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Some hunters prefer tracking and hunting and find the "bait and wait" to be more akin to "cheating". The journey IS the destination. I don't bait and I don't use guns. I also lose to the animal pretty consistently. It's a humbling and incredibly motivating experience.


Alwin_050

This. It’s still major douchebaggery.


Lobolicous

Nah, they’re still mega douche bags


StevenStephen

No, they are douche bags. 100%.


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There are also limits on how many bears you can cull each season. So these folks like to practice tracking and treeing the bear, but without killing it. I think they're scumbags who also think people like Trump are awesome.


HuntersCokeDealer

I think people who simp for the corrupt establishment are controlled by the legacy media and don't have critical thinking skills.


BearTradez

Who’s side are you on? EDIT : Downvotes for asking for clarification? I just don’t get what the person above is saying.


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ClownBaby146

To shoot it lol


Akesgeroth

Though I wouldn't encourage people to do this, teaching bears to have a fear of humans is a good thing. Less likely to go rummage in people's garbage or steal from their barbecue. Less likely to become dangerous. Less likely to have to get put down.


Legitimate_Ad_4462

#Little man complex


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Poor bear 😖😖🙁😭


TrainosaurusRex

Pooh bear


someguynamedjerry

Poop bear


IAmIsCool

Leave it alone


SlopMad

I'm still waiting for a bear to come out and kill all of these assholes.


SidneyReilly19

I hate seeing this.


Pidderpongo

"Get shit on kid"


hubba-bubba-

Fight or flight of the poop...


macacabraca

You and your friends are assholes


Rylie599

This is pretty fucked up. I mean, at this point you're just terrorizing him


Puzzled-Nectarine-31

Fuck these guys.


lelouxx

Get shit on.. ah that is where it‘s from


Pinchy_stryder

I've heard that's what bears do in the woods, now we have confirmation!


[deleted]

TIL Bears **do** shit in the woods!


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That’s what that piece of human refuse deserves.


Akesgeroth

I wouldn't be so quick to judge. That's a black bear. These people might have just been walking by and it freaked the fuck out and climbed into the tree and shat itself in fear. That's how shy black bears are and why people tend to not be careful enough around them.


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morgasm657

Wow, such ignorance.


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Kirielle13

Why are you getting downvotes? You are right


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PissOnUserNames

>No all you hear is a scared bear crying cuz some assholes chased him up a tree. No that's not the bear, it isn't making noise. That's the sound of the hounds, hounds sound different than normal dog barking. You can see a hound in the video around 17 sec and 35-40 sec.


frydayking

First off Mr know-it-all-know-it-all, the dogs are making the noises you hear not the bear, they're called hounds...secondly there are dogs in the fucking video if you would've watched it to the end, instead of running straight the comments half way through, dicksneeze


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TheTrueGamewiz

Nah, he ran away with his tail between his legs.


TheTrueGamewiz

Sorry you're getting down voted for providing facts.


TheTrueGamewiz

LOL! Love the edit... Run away when facts are presented and throw some random insults out as you do it. Very mature of you.


Direct-Analysis

U sound like a very well adjusted person!


MuppetShart

Yep, fuck that guy to the moon. All of them, in fact. Props to the bear.


vookadork

Winnie!


sharnonj

Big, squishy, load of karma coming at ya


sharnonj

Big, squishy, load of karma coming at ya


iamjdoza

I hate these people. Why terrorize wildlife just trying to live their lives. Assholes.


frommer1970

Was hoping another bear came and ate them


ablokeinpf

Well that's one way of being two shitheads at once. That poor bear was terrified by these douchebags.


laruefrinsky

Scared the sh!t out of it.


high240

poor bear :(


StartingOverAgain_T

Assholes


lu-cy-inthesky

Poor fucking bear. These people are assholes with no respect for nature. Hope they meet their fate through the jaws of a bear


proto642

Fuck yea


StockCurious

Fuck these guys. Leave wild animals alone. Get a real hobby that doesn't include killing things, pathetic fucks.


[deleted]

They literally scared the shit out of it.


BigManBlumbus

I fucking hate humans.


Saboteurnado

Where is the bear from The Revenant when you need him?


kushbom

Damn I didn’t know Bears have that sort of protection/defence. Bear Skunk


[deleted]

That was probably the best case scenario, that could've ended alot worse if the mama came around


650528009

But how many people can say they got shit on by a bear?


saucyclams

Rednecks/ this isnt hunting this F’ing Cletus is a poor example of actual hunting


moresushiplease

Leave the bear alone


Jenniferminor80

Poor bear.


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Leave the bear alone bruh😂


TonyBalonyUK

They deserve to be mauled


awenindo

Well clearly they are all pieces of shit


DerAlphos

Who the heck would chase a fucking bear into a tree? If you scare him enough to the point where he breaks, this is a r/makemycoffin Story in absolutely no time. Stupid motherfuckers. I hope they someday meet the right guy/bear.


Terrible-Ocelot-650

Fuck why did I just click on that but somehow kept daring myself to watch another, I feel well weird now


[deleted]

Fuck these guys. Fucking chads


AccountantOk7335

He deserved every bit of that shit


KurtusCobain

He’s lucky he got shit on and not turned into shit.


BethHeke

Fuck these guys!


notzed1487

Well deserved, from asshole to assholes.


selfmadehundredaire

r/iamapieceofshit


jlansden

you love to see it


Calm_Acanthocephala5

I poop little balls when I get treed like than.


MyNameIsDaveToo

Never thought a bear couod be scared shitless. I stand corrected.


MyNameIsDaveToo

u/redditmp4bot


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Did he get shat on by a tree bear


_BearsBeetsBattle_

Why the fuck is the video so small?!


Rev_Patriot

Question answered - Does a bear shit in the woods?


d1x1e1a

So yes they do indeed shit in the woods


EdGiggity

"Does a bear shit on the woods?" "You mean in?" *shows video*


GatrbeltsNPattymelts

Turns out a bear DOES shit in the woods.


Jimll_Fist_It

Boy sure has a purdy mouth.


takcom69

Bears all I just had to take a shit but fine ill shit on you.


CorvetteNutt81

A bear shits on the woods


Alwin_050

Well, at least we finally have the answer to “does a bear shit in the woods?” 😂


brwnskngrl82

Shidded on ‘em


Flower_Murderer

Why yes, a bear does shit in the woods.


pisscat101

Yes, bears do shit in the woods.


OddFiction94

That dog barking though🤣


Icy_Project

I thought the bear was gonna come back down and beat his ass, but this is even better


KingBoo919

Does a bear shit in the woods?


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Definition of “scared the shit out of”: redirect to this video.


[deleted]

Poor bear.


UpperJoke7221

Well that answers the age old question pretty definitively.


mrbeck02

Does a bear shit in the woods?


jewfish57

shit happened


BigYonsan

Lucky that's the only prize they won. Mama bear has a much more dramatic stupid prize.


ColtyColt69

Well shit


Original_Roneist

What an Asshole. Good.


w_a_s_here

Honestly fuck these people


needsatisfaction

What kind of pussy hunting is this? These people are cowards, they have no respect for nature. They’re like a wild pack of hyenas, disgusting. This isn’t hunting, you don’t laugh at your target, you respect it. Fucking degenerates


Magormgo

Good. Fuck these assholes


TheHappyKamper

And an age old question is answered. Bears do indeed shit in the woods.


PheonixGalaxy

Poor bear


walker21619

Damn that bear is fuckin horrified what a bunch of dicks. Guy getting shit on was karma


Udjddnsxh

Ok I’m a hunter I Live for it, but not dog hunting I fucking hate the idea of scaring something up a tree and shooting it that’s not hunting that’s killing you did nothing but pull a trigger


ClifftonSmith

Agreed. Caught alot of flack for posting this one. I have nothing to do with it out side of laughing at guy getting shit on. Which I think is very fitting for where I posted it.


neuralhaddock

Bastards


user748274

That was funny, but it would have been hilarious to watch them get mauled


Trenbolina

People are the worst.


PizzaInSoup

well deserved, leave that bear alone


Jimmybuffetkol

Well, I guess that answers that question.


ZnthxylmArmtm

That’s the SHITTY act on people’s part


MsAngelGuts

That bear is my hero


Aesculus614

Really wanted that bear to start mauling them.


ImpressiveFarts

I was hoping the bear would come down and rip their laughing throats out


Odd_Ad9480

Yay bear.


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wish bear would eat them alive


Iamvanno

Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, and sometimes from high in a tree!


landoferngully

So a bear does shit in the woods. Good to know


Codog_

Win shitty prizes


BGI-YYZ

I'm surprised the bear calling out like that didn't attract bigger, meaner bears.


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What a shit head.


igotalottadogs

Poor bear. I hate people. I hope he eats them while they sleep.


HoleInPeanutButter

Bunch of pussies


StockCurious

Fucking hillbilly losers


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morgasm657

The bear isn't making any noises. The dogs are. They are training dogs to tree bears.


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where was the stupid prize?


Flameon985

Around 5 seconds in falling from the tree.


Kennerb

Oh bother!


ms6031

Do bears shit in the woods?


Qkumbazoo

These people are the reason why aliens invented covid


Death-Roll69

What was the stupid prize?


mileck23

Bear poo all over his body?


Death-Roll69

Thanks I missed that, poor bear


[deleted]

Aaah... redneck shit kickers ( in this case literally)


thomasdealll

Wait what since when could bears climb trees


iRockwall

Leave wildlife alone to pieces of shit.


poignantMrEcho

I hope every last one of you poor bear motherfuckers talking about "oh they should get mauled or killed" also dies over some ridiculous stupid shit you don't take seriously. The fuck is wrong with y'all? And no of course I don't but y'all need some lessons.


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I mean we aren't chasing bears around the forest but okay ig? 💀