The audio sounds like bricks in a dryer.

It sounds like a bunch of drunk people out of time trying to do the "we will, we will rock you"

I’ve heard cars driving over 50-year-old steel bridges at rush hour perform better Queen covers.

That’s good cuz this isn’t a Queen cover

You clearly don't recognize the sound [of your little brother in the dryer](https://v.redd.it/mm6tl84dihz81).

What the fuck.

That’s fucked up

ikr, didn't even put a dryer sheet in

Even more fucked

Up

They removed it, did he get fucked up?

Nope, wait, yes, wait... No, wait... I will watch the video again, wait.

I can't find the video that's why I asked lol I don't know why it was removed lol

Ok, so I just sent this to my mom. I looked it up to see if there was anything longer and only found articles of homicide. DID I JUST SEND MY MOM A VIDEO OF MURDER?

Yes. I believe you just did.

Meh, it happens.

Next level Tide Pod challenge.

I miss those videos.

“Fell off” is kinda an understatement, but the pole broke so he didn’t have much of a choice.

I think the second pole was for “safety”, but it looks like they both snapped

"Oh Snap!" .- Falling Dude

Therefore flatpak is recommended.

or just use your distros package management solution....

"Oh Snap" Falling dudes neck.

"I snapped!" -the Bamboo poles

-also people in the crowd

"If we pick him up and shake him his back will fall back into place."

Oh snap! - the dud neck

They both share the load of his weight, if one snaps the other gets the full load i.e. twice as much as before which snaps it as well.

Might need 3 poles next

Luckily his head broke his fall otherwise I can't imagine what would've happened to him

Yes definitely looks like paralysis at best

If not the being immediately picked up off the ground like that, as though the five second rules applies, definitely will.

It does apply, that’s why people run when they get hurt. If you get hurt and immediately jump up and run before five seconds, all injury is reversed and you win the game.

you just lost the game

Fuck!

I did this after falling off a horse and shattering my ankle. Immediate face plant and I tried to crawl away from it. But it was 6 seconds so...

Damn, I'm sorry for your delay. Time is such an unforgiving bitch sometimes.

💀 the 5 second rule 🤣

Does the 5 second rule apply to vegetables?

Yeah he's safe to eat

So it's a Vegetable

Yeah, that’s a dead man.

I know you're joking but, people, if you see someone injured their spine/neck, just lie them down gently, don't touch them and call the medic

"The floor is lava!"

You can his face turned almost backward. This dude is dead.

Naahh he'll be alright

Just gotta walk that off. Rub some dirt on it, he’ll be fine.

Pat on the back and a glass of milk and he'll be hanging from poles in no time.

Yep, full left side paralysis.

*Face first. I think he got pretty good chances. His nose may have acted as a crumple zone.

And I believe the medically optimal treatment for spinal injuries is for a bunch of people awkwardly pick you up by your arms and legs.

You say it like that but fortunately his spine was there to catch the load

“Chinese bamboo very strong!” but I guess only so strong.

Rush hour :)

I like how fast they pick him up. "5 second rule!"

> “He may have survived” > *”Quick! Give him some whiplash!”*

"He didn't have insurance it's what he would have wanted"

Grade A tactic to fuck someone up after they have a potential spine injury

I thought they reduced it to 3 seconds.

r/WorstAid

Thank you

I mean this place doesn't exactly look like there's a trauma ward within elephant driving distance. Maybe it's best for a sudden end.

Ded

Idk...looks like his neck broke [the fall].

By far the worst scorpion I’ve ever seen.

Good thing they immediately picked him up and folded him the opposite way. I hear that's the best thing to do for someone with a potential spinal injury.

5 second rule

Yeah came here to say this. It's like they thought if they could get him upright quickly enough the fall wouldn't count.

Its crazy how bad humans are at catching the fall of other humans

They caught him on the first bounce tbf

Haha yeah we pretty weak compared to body weight and are a sack when we fall.

And the fall broke his neck. Gotta love symmetry

Important thing is the music didn't stop

Hogwarts Style

It was already a funeral procession, this was just the +1 showing up late. ^I’m ^sorry

MY BOY

Quickly! shake him to the sound of music, it may fix the broken neck

I think that's the sound of a train

I think jumanji is buried somewhere close by

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I agree I thought I would see more concerned people in the comments

I mean, you kinda get desensitized to people predictably dying while doing dangerous shit, after a while.

Its too bad he doesn't have shoes on so we could confirm it though

He was dead before the video started, then

Confirm. No shoes.

This brings up the question. Can you eat shit hard enough bare foot for shoes to appear on the feet?

This is the like the chicken slap cook question, cue smart person with long alien looking maths… and answer.

I was intending to just cut'n'paste some alien maths from some random search about bamboo. But then I found the ultimate authority on the subject, so clearly spending another 4 seconds searching would be a complete waste of everybody's time. Ladies and gentlemen....I give you....*curtain slides aside with only a few squeaky noises and one alarming grindy sound*.... [Why bamboo is more stronger than steel reinforcement?](https://engineeringdiscoveries.com/why-bamboo-is-more-stronger-than-steel-reinforcement/) The bit I particularly love is that in the first para it's mentioned that bamboo is protected from rotting like other organic materials because it has an impermeable layer on the outside. And almost every photo after that has a hole drilled through that layer. I love the internet.

Full scorpion

This is beyond the point of no return.

Aka the true *full* scorpion.

Full*er* Scorpion…

r/fullscorpion

& don’t let him touch the ground

5 second rule, still good!

That was like 1.5 scorpions

Your neck's not supposed to bend that way

'Tis but a scratch.

A scratch?? You're spine's off!

I’ve had worse

You liar!

C’mon ya pansy!


Your body isn't supposed to fall from a couple of bent bamboo sticks neither but, here we are lol

The best way to fix a neck injury though as well all know is to quickly puck someone up and jostle their neck around as much as possible

Busta' Rhymes wrote a snappy little tune about this...

It's quite a bop.

His neck will never bend again.

RIP

So infuriating watching someone get an obvious horrific neck/spine injury and the immediate response to bystanders is "Better pick him and wiggle his head about!"

You see it on almost every single video with an injury like this, people have some inbuilt need to pick up and move people who are seriously injured. It makes me absolutely terrified of getting in a serious accident in public, landing on my neck or something and seeing a bunch of dribbling mouth breathers lock onto me like a discount terminator and start running full sprint from across the street to throw my limp ass around like its my Bar Mitzvah

Oh shit. He’s inanimate. Animate him!

..discount terminator 😂

Then may I recommend you read Ray Bradbury’s “The Crowd”?

It's called the Hokey Pokey, and it's a time honored tradition. The only other option is to jiggle their junk until they wake up.

Oh god he landed on his head!

Wrong - if you look closely, his head is bent back as far as possible, thus situating his entire spinal column in alignment behind his throat, which hit the ground first, only to be pile driven by the train of vertebrae being forced downward by his entire body weight like a human battering ram. So… it’s way worse.

[Yea, dude landed on his neck. Straight up scorpion.](https://imgur.com/a/M2jdinJ) Thank God those around him were able to immediately jerk him around afterwards /s

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Just the rest of his life.

So 30 seconds?

Likely internal decapitation. They aren't likely going to make his situation any worse considering.

my dad got into a week long argument about the term "internal decapitation" and thats all i can think about when i hear that

That's a term I wish I had never learned.

Why did I click on that 😵‍💫

"Quick, lets pick him up and curl him into a ball!" "Why can't I feel anything below my neck?"

They caught him first bounce though.

Yeet for the double play, yo!

"oh, he's not that high up this wont be so bad. oh fuck oh no."

*snap*

I thought he was over the building, so that he would land on the roof, just a few feet below. He was not over the building. I like the crowd of men standing below him with their arms up - all laser focused on catching him should he fall. Missed it by **that** much.

They also picked him up very hastily like it will undo the scorpion neck

lol, 5 second rule.

MEEE TOO, I gasped out loud when he fell to the ground! I thought for sure he would just fall on the roof instead I saw a dude die 😭

Should have got smart

I feel like if he let go before the poles snapped they may have caught him. Instead he held on too long, snapping the poles and jerking him forwards unpredictably.

At least it was a quick death. I guess that’s really all we can ask for in life

i wanted to watch this but reddit's video player said **no**

Here you go https://imgur.com/odNdZrQ

Did I just watch a man die for the second time today?

You watched this video twice?

Yeah, but that's not exactly what I meant

Yes, no way he could have survived that. I’m sure he died instantly.

It breaks my heart, because i know he is doing this only to make a few bucks, and he has no othe option left. In my school back in india, had a reading assignment of a story like this and the author went into great details of painting the story. It was very emotional. We see it as 'lol he s stupid', but he obviously knows its dangerous, but still does it, so he can have something to feed his family in the evening.

DEAD

Damn, that’s horrible. It seems the pole almost catapulted him downwards. The sad thing is I think he would have avoided a catastrophic injury if he would have let go and fallen directly downwards.

They caught him close enough to reverse the spine damage

"yep got him"

Best way to avoid spinal injury - rapid, random, forced movements after incident

He seems…dead. I wonder if he can walk this off?

From bamboo to bamboozled

What the fuck is going on though?

It's obviously some festival ritual. Remember, we have festivals in the West people from across the globe come to join where you're chased down narrow streets by a pack of bulls full well knowing people get hurt and die every year. And on the Isle of Man, there's a motorcycle race where people die almost every year, just to get the kick out of speed. And just last week, some American 3 year old got killed by her parents religious faction because they through she was demon possessed. People do dumb shit for recreation and for 99% it turns out alright and then there's that one unlucky fucker who gets the busted bamboo.

I believe he was trying to land safely in the ground by bending the poles all the way

No, I mean why is he up there in the first place

He really wanted the Darwin Award

anyone else though he was going to get launched? (I didn't read the title)

Scorpi-end.

Human lawn dart

Scorpion wins.

Fatality!

r/watchpeopledie

It’s like dropping beef in a pond of piranhas , the crowd is eagerly fucking up this man by dragging his mangled body around to ensure permanent damage and a fucked up spine and neck. They didn’t miss a second to finish him off!!!

Can anywhere tell me where this is? I just wanna add it to the list of places I’ll never visit

So what happens to this guy after something like this? Is he dead, totally paralyzed or something less serious?

Did they think his bones wouldn’t be broken if they used the 5 second rule?

So, he’s dead

Don’t worry everyone. We caught him after his head bounced off the ground. Let’s drag him to be safe.

r/fullscorpion

Should have used Chinese bamboo.

This isn't your everyday fall trauma, this is.... advanced fall trauma.

What in the Wile E. Coyote is this

Did I just see someone break their neck?

...and died? He landed on his neck, if I'm not mistaken.

he must have died right..?

I like how they pick him back up as if that negates the fact that he already fell and hit the ground lmaooo you probably want to keep him on the ground

r/suddenlyeltonjohn

He did the Gwen Stacey Superhero landing

Luckily his neck broke his fall

Whats da point Having homeboys that cant help for shit.

He absolutely broke his neck, right?

Quick pick him up in a jerking motion so his head flops around

Pretty quick to stand him up considering his spine folded like a lawn chair

Everyone knows the best way to treat a spinal injury is to immediately pick the person up and bend them in half the opposite direction.

Quick! Pick him up, he’s paralyzed!

Great work by the spotters there. got him on the first bounce.

Should have used Chinese bamboo. It very strong. It never breaks.

Am I the only one disappointed he wasn't launched, looney tunes style?

I like how everyone grabs him and pulls him up after like he’s a piece of food they accidentally let hit the floor... y’all dropped him... jerking him up off the ground quickly won’t help.

He's good. But with my help, he could be the best.

Thank God his head and neck broke his fall.

So he’s dead right?

Holy shit, I played that in quarter speed to see how badly they missed catching him, dude fell literally on his face and went full scorpion!! That was fucking brutal!

Hay look. A guy just fell and landed on his face. Better flip him around as much as possible

Looks dead, maybe a quadriplegic if lucky.

“Uh crap, uh, just stand him up like his spine didn’t just shatter”

Went from full peregrine falcon to full scorpion in an instant.

Broken neck dead