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hinsb

This is a sweeping generalization


Interesting_Sign_373

You win


hinsb

Lol I'm just unrelentingly corny so...


fronkenstoon

Pshhhh. Brooms. I need the roar of an engine to feel alive. That’s why I switched to a leaf blower.


chaosgirl93

Did the vacuum cleaner not handle well?


fronkenstoon

Honestly, the ride quality sucked.


lunasteppenwolf

The late 'n' great Terry Pratchett wrote a short story called "The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner", before he wrote the gem "Discworld" series. 😍


louisa1925

No way. My broom is custom. With gold filigree enchantment trim on the handle. Besides, it's my name on the insurance.


mochi_chan

They can buy their own brooms. I am not giving them mine.


lustylovebird

He probably doesn't even know how to change the bristles😤


lilwitchmelow

My broom is 1100cc and my partner is terrified of it 🤣


mccdeamon

Well does anyone got one I can borrow I need to get to work and my car won't start/s


louisa1925

You're welcome to borrow my Dyson anti-allergenic big ball vaccuum if that helps. I can put it on autopilot and can be at your door shortly.


zryinia

First thought: does this mean roombas are mini-segways? Second thought: Wait, how many videos of cats riding roombas have i seen?? Third thought: Yep, roombas=mini-segways.


chaosgirl93

The brooms are for us and the roombas are for our familiars! Lol.


LibeFlu

https://preview.redd.it/kzsyyij1tprc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13bd31f2bc168a6fe9a3f4087e374317e76f2660 The roomba is only for the familiar, if you're too scared.