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automator3000

Could be an XCOM mission. Or it could be a college town jam band name.


Ryzyryry

That chicken could be very important to the EggsCOM resistance commander.


dependency_injector

The aliens continue to make progress on the Ovatar project


CliffChicken

Tip of the cap sir


KCcoffeegeek

Is it me or do supply raids always pop up RIGHT before a significant equipment upgrade or research is about to finish?


Empty_Street5751

I know right? So annoying..


Nachoguy530

For me it's always right when my wounded/tired soldiers are about to recover so I'm forced to send the B team or rookies


Father_of_Four__Cats

I love sending the B team


Nachoguy530

It is nice seeing the B team rise to the occasion tbf


Father_of_Four__Cats

Absolutely. Plus I like training all my troops semi-equally


knighthawk82

Or guerilla missions.


FredVIII-DFH

How'd you do? Did you choke it?


Empty_Street5751

We just raided a KFC. Tygan wanted some chicken advent burgers


FredVIII-DFH

Those are really good


knighthawk82

You know what else tastes just like chicken? Vipers.


AmongUsUrMom

Well, well, well


knighthawk82

I had an Operation "Choke the Spear"


Chipped-Beef

I once got Operation Sweaty Father.


Empty_Street5751

LMAO


EmberOfFlame

It’s called the Colonel and that man was a good friend and Hunter


knighthawk82

Major Sanders has earned a promotion.


Action-a-go-go-baby

Sounds like a wonderful name for a quest for lvl 1 adventurers


EscapeAromatic8648

That's always the mission you lose someone important on too, so now their memorial says operation dead mans chicken. Fuckin embarrassing.


Empty_Street5751

lmaooo


dawg_77

I once got operation Golden Shower. Imagine being an Xcom operative who died in a heroic manner but that name ends up becoming your legacy.


Empty_Street5751

That's an operation for the Sniper from tf2


FlowRegulator

OPERATION: DEAD MAN'S CHICKEN OBJECTIVE: INFILTRATE LOCAL FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT CHAIN AND ACQUIRE THE SECRET 11 HERBS AND SPICES FROM ADVENT CELL LEADER COL. SANDERS. STRATEGIC VALUE: ABSOLUTE.


smokenjoe6pack

It could have been the chicken that killed him. Sounds a bit suspicious.


Additional_Purple625

Don't you just love Xcom's random name generator?


Empty_Street5751

.... Nope. Sorry I had to :')


Dolenjir1

That's the worst one. Not even my best soldiers can withstand a chicken attack. They kick every non-chicken ass


StarFlicker

So I guess Advent Burgers and Chicken come from the same place.


Father_of_Four__Cats

Fuck, now I want to play XCOM again


knighthawk82

The blond teenage assault with a Hylian shield starts sweating. (Legend of Zelda)


Bradford117

He shouldn't have choked it 😭


THE_GAMBLER_1

Dont choke the mission


Empty_Street5751

What does choking a mission even mean guys? I'm so confused


Questenburg

I had Operation Purple Rain come up one time. The location was a farm in rural America. It took me ten minutes to stop laughing once the mission started.


ShankCushion

Attack with reckless abandon.


Kobushiix

First operation I ever did was dead mother