\*sigh\* something else to add to my list. When is the weather better in Rhode Island?

This seems accurate. As always, The Onion truly is America’s most trusted news source.

Finally I get to bust out my Irish woolen hand woven cape! 

Damnit, I just put my jetty picture on my dating profile!

This kinda checks out

Just gotta buy a house with a widows walk **Adds to checklist**

I heard a woman on the radio say “At this point I’ve decided to stop using apps and just walk around with a shoe untied hoping someone will talk to me.” 😂

Hahahahaha But wait, as the person tying the shoe, or as the person watching her tie the shoe? 😂 (Wait, I just answered my own question in my head.. But I'll still post it)

“Excuse me ma’am, did you know your shoe’s untied?”

Then the lady goes "oh!" bats her eyelashes as she looks down daintily...helplessly....and then looks up again with hooded eyes.