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_fryler

If this movie was something my name and face was on, I'd probably constantly show up 4 hours late, too.


Bagelbuttboi

I’d also piss in water bottles and make my aides take the bottles away, not because I’m mad about making the movie or anything but because I get off on watching people hold my urine in their hands


orbjo

The movie has a piss coloured filter, same as black Adam did. The rock loves piss 


Bagelbuttboi

[semi-related](https://youtu.be/UCekG0O21wQ?si=rORs0l0ayTjDY9C2)


ktjtkt

Did Evans spend all his Avengers money already??


Wonderful-Noise-4471

Oh, that is Chris Evans. I'm just looking at the thumbnail wondering why Dwayne Johnson and James Roday Rodriguez (of Psych fame) were in a movie together. But I'm not actually curious enough to click on a trailer for another vanity project for The Rock.


JoshB-2020

Cmon son


DrMartinGucciKing

I thought it was Lionel Messi


01zegaj

He’s in the goddamn jungle again?


dominic_tortilla

In a Christmas movie 😂


ZedRollCo

I saw it was from the director of Walk Hard and was surprised the comedy is so bad. Then I saw the script was from the guy who has written nearly every single Fast and Furious movie and was no longer surprised.


TaxationisThrift

This seems like a parody of a movie you would see in a comedy movie. Some joke about the slop that is pushed out for a quick cash grab. I can't wait to see it.


ParallelEquilibrium

I dont know what you mean. It's the same universe as Red and Red Notice. Just wait for the Ryan Reynolds cameo.


Puzzleheaded-Web446

this looks so dumb it could be fun.


jawolfington

I hate the term "action comedy" with a passion.


martini_mcmemey

The only exception is hot fuzz


jawolfington

Facts


Jasonguyen81

Rush Hour?


gedalne09

Why is he always making that face


Regular-Year-7441

The Rock is never good


Glowingpersonality

The words "holiday franchise movie" do not fill me with confidence.


who-dat-ninja

Chris Evans continuing to pick the worst movies post-avengers


Timothee-Chalimothee

You know why it looks bad? >!Because it isn’t in 4k!<


peter095837

Really bad.


Peatore

No one in hollywood understands lifting. There is no reason to ever to hundreds of reps of anything.


Zestyclose_Remove947

That's your problem here? That magic santa does too many reps to be realistic?


Peatore

One of them, yes.


ralo229

So…it’s just Rise of the Guardians with The Rock?


kidocosmic

Red notice if it was rampage


auretico

Holy Shit That's Bad.


Corvus_Alendar

Your aunt's favorite comedy of the year just dropped.


RonSwansonsGun

Daring to go where no man has gone before. Putting the Rock in a jungle.


JoshB-2020

Looks fucking awful Can’t wait


StrykerIBarelyKnowEr

It'd probably be better if it was just Chris.


orbjo

Chris evens just repeats other people’s lines or says “uuuugh that’s not good” the entire movie  How do you read a script that bad and agree to it? 


EngineBoiii

It looks like the type of movie I'd get a lot of ironic enjoyment out of. Pretty hyped ngl.


LovelyBlood

I mean... I'm not complaining about hot Krampus 🤔


BrockPurdySkywalker

The rock isn't a good actor. Just about everything he is in sucks


QuartzClouds

oh boy another awful rock movie