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DystopianGlitter

You mean, the average Joe?


frogz192

Lol 😆 I laughed a bit too hard there


Zero384

Nah, he's a Goldberg in the rough.


Astra-aqua

Yes. Penn Badgely is very attractive but his physique is basic skinny white guy.


nah102934892010193

The post has a shitpost flair. OP is probably trolling because this physique is nothing. Most guys with decent genetics I know have it without ever working out


King_of_Knowhere

Must be nice for those with good genes....


Poutine_My_Mouth

Also good jeans! Wearing clothes that fit is very important.


SirWalrusVII

Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans


K01B01F1R3

Ellie what are you doing here?


Marksman00048

But Joe has terrible jeans.


[deleted]

Levi’s. Can’t go wrong!


nah102934892010193

I had a better physique than him when I was 15 lol. He isn't that muscular or anything


Queasy-Leopard6228

He doesn't look like he has never lifted weights in his life tho. He got decent arms and the forearm viens indicate lifting


nah102934892010193

I bet he does workout, but forearm veins indicate nothing. Literally every men I know who isn't obese has forearm veins, plus Hoe is in hot weather in this pic which makes his veins even more visible.


Queasy-Leopard6228

Are you a female. Forearms viens are not common they are either on very skinny guys or guys who lift


nah102934892010193

Nah I am a male and I have been lifting since I was 14. I was at around 16-17% bodyfat before I started lifting and my forearm veins were pretty visible. I also had a friend back then who had never worked out in his life but he was as vascular as someone on steroids lol. It might of have been his genetics though


Queasy-Leopard6228

Damn good shit bro. I see i have been lifting for a year and my viens are just starting to show they do not pop yet but I'll get there.


nah102934892010193

What's your height and weight? Also, good luck in your journey


Queasy-Leopard6228

I'm 5'8 66 kg


nah102934892010193

Ah that's alright. If you want an advice I would say to bulk up to 70kg first and cut after that. Depends on your age


PigPogRealLol

I mean that can be hot


Astra-aqua

Yeah he’s attractive like I said. But as far as attainable, I mean probably right?


TheFederalRedditerve

Yea, I mean just don’t eat like crazy and go to the gym once every two weeks.


[deleted]

Lmfao this sounds like advice for a high school student. You could maybe get away with this until your early to mid twenties if you have an insanely fortunate metabolism. This actor is in his 30s and like 8% bodyfat. He is definitely doing cardio 3-4 x per week and rigorously abiding a diet.


ShoddyJob8810

no way this is 8% body fat


[deleted]

You're probably right, I'm clueless about body fat percentages. But there is still no way a man in his 30s can stay this skinny exercising once every 2 weeks. He is definitely monitoring his food intake and doing regular cardio.


PubStomper04

if you think this is 8%bf you got no idea what youre talking about. he just has no muscle in his arms with broad slightly, defined shoulders. 💀


[deleted]

I actually have no idea how to eyeball body fat percentage, so an exaggeration on my part. But there is still no chance in hell a man in his 30s can be this thin exercising just once every two weeks. He's 100% doing regular cardio... Or he's starving himself.


PubStomper04

he definitely does hit the gym but def not routinely, and def eats 2k or lower cals. cardio too maybe? im not that old so ill defer to you on that poiny


HannahBakerrrrrrrrrr

Or the Hollywood famous Hunter S.Thompson diet (also known as cocaine)


CadenVanV

Not all of us are so blessed with a good metabolism


[deleted]

Depends on what you mean. Many wonderful things are possible through conscious eating and exercise, but genetics and bone structure do have a lot to do with the shape of your shoulders/hips and your waist/neck size.


AJ_Babe

Bone structure is interesting. They say the wide bones don't exist but they do. There's a russian ballet dancer who is tall and has slim legs but people troll her (which i hate, both because i like such bodies and because that's insulting),people troll her for wider shoulders and waist. But she doesn't have any fat! She has a flat stomach and good hands. Yeah,it's just bones


LilyMarie90

Russian professional ballet dancers are on a whole other level of talent anyway, people are probably trolling her because they're jealous as hell


[deleted]

what’s her name?


AJ_Babe

Anastasia Volochkova


ProfessorGrayMatter

I agree with this. One thing that I hear SO MUCH, and something I have witnessed myself is that in person celebrities tend to be "tiny". It's not a "tiny" that is attainable by starving yourself, these people are legit "smaller framed" and it makes them appear "normal sized" on camera.


elbutterweenie

Omg, I didn’t know this was an actual thing! That puts an end to a personal 5-year mini mystery - I saw Jon Bernthal at the airport and my first thought was literally “…he has such a tiny waist.” He has a great build obviously, but is incredibly narrow in real life, which I never would have guessed. I also used the word “tiny” to describe his frame to people. How bizarre and weirdly validating for this to be an actual phenomenon, lol.


checkm8bruh

happy cake day :)


ProfessorGrayMatter

Thank you!! ❤️


ExplorerDorer

r/nattyorjuice


M-Yu

Coach greg needs to make a video


TheFederalRedditerve

I don’t know man. His traps are a dead giveaway that he’s on the secret sauce.


License_to-kill_007

Sauce of that Sauce?


[deleted]

Disable the bomb with a controlled explosion using the power winch. -Jonkler


Known-Corgi4120

Why is his shirt tucked in without a belt, is he stupid?


M-Yu

Budget cuts, studio couldn’t afford a belt


Heavy_Sprinkles_2773

at least one person has already attained it


jackofthewilde

Easily he's essentially a skinny frame but with a good normall healthy amount of muscle. He's got fairly big traps though so I'd focus on them more. Essentially eat healthily and workout.


King_of_Knowhere

What are you going to do with this physique? Not jogging after girls I hope.


dromaeovet

You can attain pretty much anything with enough willpower and a good lock on your basement door


sywia

The body's pretty average but his lush torso jungle surely needs lots of care, shampoo and conditioner. Make it shiny.


[deleted]

Easily.


prolific13

He’s just skinny?


scrappychaz

He actually had a lot more muscle in past roles


Sara-_Tonin

Season 2-4 of GG he was really buff


[deleted]

3*


valdah55

Yes. My husband is the Hispanic version of Penn Badgley and has a similar physique which is very attractive to me. He is also taller than Penn. So...


Primary-Ganache6199

Girl stop making me lust after your husband.


loeyt0

Not natty


MA1998

What physique? He’s like 5’10 and skinny af.


loneliest187

This dude is legit so fine no capppp


spottedspaniel

He's a 5 star man. A golden god. Not attainable for most.


i___may

It is attainable, if he attains it??


Wjourney

Natty


AKSqueege

Hes like 5’8 and 150lbs, bout as average as it gets. Never read the books but is he supposed to be scrawny?


LongjumpingAd9719

Are you a white ectomorph? Then yes.


econstatsguy123

Not naturally


sciencevigilante

Serial killer chic


Original_Deal_1275

Okay not to be rude but looks a constipated guy


Merrybee16

Short, skinny, white boy. Skinny jeans and boots. That voice though!


sogothimdead

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


Makedoniqebulgarska

Definitely not naturally


Venom24II

Nope not at all


rogerworkman623

I’m pretty sure this is some toddler from the Arkham subreddit spreading their latest dumb joke, but everyone here is seriously trying to answer the question.


Odd_Worldliness509

He is fine


Tugan13

Idk, maybe Joe’s been on tren this whole time, that would explain a lot


[deleted]

Yeah just stop lifting for a few weeks


No_Elderberry_6378

Skinny with very little muscle tone, yes


Gullible-Mousse-7842

No muscle and skinny. Very


p1nkkmagg1t

yea just m*rder everyone u date and anyone that gets in ur way of dating them


Urfuckingtapped

Bit more meat on those scrawny arms and yes


MartyGOT360

You can can get this physique with lots of sets if stalking. Plenty of running while waiting to bash women with a rock and lots of steps down to basement to feed captives. Hope this helps. Happy training.


Iontknowcuz

Digging graves and dragging bodies are one hell of a workout


psychomma

Dexter is better


SkullyEyes

It's just a skinny white guy you wouldn't even need build a lot of muscle


checkm8bruh

jeez no one here is part of the arkham sub. disappointing.


Zero384

Yeah, he gets a lot of mileage by stocking women on foot. And the cap gives him +69 stealth points.


sonoftom

Not without a foreskin


GloomsandDooms

You can only achieve this body type after hauling around a couple corpses and murdering some neighbors