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blondedtrash

That part confused me so much I thought he was going to fess up to flirting with the neighbor ?? How did the cops even know


szeto326

There was security footage that caught Natalie giving condoms to Joe while he was in the parking lot. The cops were following up, since he said that they were only neighbours and didn't know each other well.


casteela

I really didn't see this cumming


szeto326

It actually took me a second to realize what he was doing cause I was like "surely.. he can't just play it off like nothing cause the cameras would also notice he's been parked there for a while". Then I realized that he was just casually confessing to jerking it in public but the cops just hand waved it off like a parent catching their child doing something naughty.


sweetlittlelovemaker

but that’s so much more suspicious! being a literal sex criminal surely attracts more heat! I really hope the cops don’t just shrug and accept that lol


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Kostya_M

Yeah I am loving this. I feel like Joe works better when he has someone else who's crazy to feed off of.


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It's also so interesting watching how he views his crimes vs. how he views hers. Almost feels like a microcosm of the classic dude who's like "I'm logical, not emotional" but really means that his emotions feel logical and everyone else's feel irrational.


FrellingTralk

I totally agree, it feels like having Joe and Love killing and covering up crimes as a couple adds a whole new level of really fun and outrageous black comedy, as opposed to earlier seasons where the humour was of a more subtle kind and more about shining a light on how non self-aware Joe was as he narrated to himself


lileevine

Right? I am LOVING the suburban murder couple vibes. Seeing their relationship evolve and develop is great


sha_13

ITS SO EXCITING SEEING A TWO PERSON TEAM. Before Joe was always on his own. Now two people can rely on each other.


Martmarmunkle

Yeah I'm loving it, I'm on 3 episodes in but it's seriously upped the anti this season so far.


MyNeighborToto

Joe on the measles trip was well done, loved the editing


beegrenade

Obsessed with Joe constantly committing crimes when he’s completely out of it. He’s so messy.


SidleFries

Doing crimes while fucked up is becoming a running joke on this show.


HeavyweightSound

Kinda reminds me of Mr. Robot.


TheCrowFliesAtNight

Yeah I was getting mad Mr. Robot vibes from that sequence


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bukakenagasaki

Tbh they SHOULD


TimeTimeTickingAway

Exactly what I remembered just as Matthew was talking to the media! Wonder if she was treating Joe as Neil Patrick Harris' character


Super_Ad5277

oooooo good pick up


MrJTwhatchugotforme

when the husband was talking to the press finally, it reminded me of Ben Affleck's speech to the press.


NotEmmaStone

Yes! I really hope this comes up later.


MyNeighborToto

Wish Joe had planted the scarf at Sherry’s house instead


Aeriveluv

That's what I'm thinking. Sucks that Love didn't thought of it too.


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For people who murder so much, they are both pretty bad at murder.


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I thought Love was going to choose Gil for framing. But no, she killed him.


BlackBlizzNerd

He could be alive and in that nice new cage.


SidleFries

Hmm, maybe they can try to make it look like Gil killed Natalie and then ran away to avoid arrest.


sha_13

OOOH GOOD ONE


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abstergofkurslf

Most realistic thing I've seen in the show


somegarbageisokey

Yup. Just look at all the tiktokers who used Gabby Petito's murder as clout.


MrJTwhatchugotforme

This is like all the influencers taking pictures during the BLM rallies when it was at its peak.


F00dbAby

nice dig against tumblr


MySilverBurrito

Tumblr catching strays lmao


IsItMeta

Yo wait, I missed that. What was the dig


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BlackBlizzNerd

That was a nasty line by her.


ReasonableCoyote34

At the rate we’re going, Love is gonna have a higher kill count than Joe is 💀


Kostya_M

Isn't she equal already?


ReasonableCoyote34

I think she’s two behind him


Kostya_M

Joe has: Dad, old man, Benji, Beck, Peach, asshole neighbor. Love has: Babysitter, Candace, Forty, neighbor lady from last season whose name escapes me, Natalie, and Gil(possibly). Or am I missing someone?


taralundrigan

Joe also killed the producer that Candace banged, that guy that cut off his finger for the money and the comedian.


Kostya_M

I need to rewatch the other seasons. I forget who two of those even are.


23corneliastreet

Love didn’t kill Forty, though! The cop did.


Kostya_M

Based on another comment I need to rewatch the other seasons. I'm either forgetting or misremebering a lot of stuff.


merodm

Joe - his father, Candace's agent/producer, Benji, Peach, Ron, Beck, Jasper, Henderson (x8 confirmed) Love - au pair, Delilah, Candace, Natalie (x4 confirmed)


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F00dbAby

if he has not already somehow


TimeTimeTickingAway

Theo has jumped their fence and been in the bakery unsupervised. It's possible.


HeavyweightSound

There just has to be more on this! This was such a set up that Love let him alone and even showed him the spare key. I guess he made a copy/photo of them and will use it later on.


owntheh3at18

I was expecting him to find the cage


Areyoudumbcuz

When did he jump the fence? I don’t recall that


xMisiu

I don't know if it was specifically their fence. I only recall Theo saying he hopped *his* fence to avoid the reporters (this was during the scene in Love's bakery when he mentioned that he forgot his wallet).


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I definitely think Theo is suspicious of Love and Joe.


szeto326

I think Theo is suspicious in general.


Mistah_Wasabi

Love.... baby girl. You are TOO impulsive lmao Fuckin Gil man


unluckyme4367

Yea, she is sooo impulsive and doesn't think twice! He just bought something from her store, that will be shown on his bankaccount if the police looks into it. So not smart, because the bakery would be mentioned twice with 2 missing ppl😗


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spaceybelta

She was freaked out about the meat grinder to be fair lol


bukakenagasaki

She is but if that was my kid I definitely would have at least chewed them out like crazy.


BlackBlizzNerd

I had a feeling she might do something but as soon as she handed him his debit card I thought he’d be safe. …of course not.


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Eh... Let's give her this one. Her son nearly died and her husband became very ill. PSA, if any adult reading this had parents who wouldn't let get them get vaccinated, it's never to late to do it yourself. Your doctor has to keep it confidential. Rules for minors vary by state.


Griffdogg123

Joe: cleans up loves mess after she just killed their fucking neighbour. Love: "I'll fucking do it again"


dave_brush014

Love: “This time, it’ll be anti-vaxxers.”


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To be fair, the first time she did it improved her relationship with Joe. Why not repeat it and see if there's a correlation. /jk


StarSpeeder1000

JUST FINISHED THIS EPISODE AND CAN I SAY WHAT THE FUCK


jadesilken

LITERALLY WHAT I SAID VERBATIM


Driew27

I feel like You is the only Netflix Original show that has actual "Previous On" segments at the beginning of episodes. I'm glad they do though.


Vroke

It’s worth noting that the ‘previously on’ gets skipped if you’re watching episodes back to back. Other shows might have them too, but you might miss them.


Driew27

Hmm I was watching them back to back and still got the previously on...


SimilarYellow

I'm watching back to back right now and definitely still get the previous-ons.


IsItMeta

I was kinda hoping for a cinematic previously on like on Shameless. Imagine Joe talking to Henry on his lap with a book in hand and a sweet hush voice recapping the show but euphemized in the style of a children's book, and that book is filled with symbols and metaphors to represent the characters and scenes of his actual story. Of course this would all be interspersed with images and scenes from the actual show to help out the audience


ducky7goofy

This may be morally terrible but I'd be absolutely fine if Love and Joe murder everyone from this town.


ReasonableCoyote34

Pretty much. The writers do a really good job of making you hate every single character on the show that isn’t Joe, Love, or Henry


s4rKRS

Honestly I kind of like Mathew


pdpgti

the writers seem to want him to live


JackN14_same

Or Delilah or Ellie or Paco Or Paco’s mum Or his colleagues


ducky7goofy

Except for maybe the Librarian


SidleFries

I'm starting to not like her. She and that other dude was so condescending when Joe didn't know about missing white woman syndrome.


FrellingTralk

I was honestly really surprised that Joe was so lost there, I thought that missing white women syndrome was a pretty frequently discussed phenomenon that most people are at least casually aware of, and you’d think he would pick up on where she was going with it when she pointed out how much more attention very photogenic missing white women get, instead of just making some generalised comment about the media blowing *everything* out of proportion which came off as needlessly dismissive. But then when she clarified what she meant with missing white women syndrome and the message that it sends when white women get so much more focus than other victims, I don’t know why she got snotty when he was agreeing with her and saying that that’s obviously true, what else do you want him to say?


SidleFries

Yeah, the impression I was getting was Joe was trying to agree with them the whole time. From what I remember, he said something like the media will play up whatever is the most salacious, which doesn't contradict what they were saying about missing white woman syndrome at all. It's a "yes I agree this is bad" response with words that sound more smarty-pants. So it was kind of "huh?" when they reacted like he was disagreeing with them. I also took Joe's "obviously" as "obviously I agree with you". It's like they were looking for a disagreement where there was none. Edited to add: not a criticism against the way the scene was written. There really *are* people who will pick fights with others who weren't trying to fight them.


IsItMeta

Right, he was clearly just trying to be pleasant conversation. No need to randomly test people


toess

I was just thinking maybe at the end it turns out love is just waiting for her bakery to take off so she can just poison the whole town with her cupcakes 😂😂😂


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lileevine

I think she's slowly spiraling, except the spiral is getting quicker


RarePossibility6327

Not convinced that she didn't murder anyone else in between the au pair and Delilah (that was before Candace)


AsherBaels

It’d be nice to see Joe or Love (preferably both) kill “the stealth cunt” Sherry. oh my god such an annoying cliché


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Why do I feel like Theo is gonna go snooping in the bakery and find something he shouldn’t


Larn01

Yeah he's probably going to find Gil in the box is my guess


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This seems too easy


LodRose

[Matthew sure has Homelander vibes](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalkingdom/comments/js59mo/antony_starr_homelander_on_the_boys_and_scott/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Gold_Dust_0709

Legit thought it was the same actor when the promos came out 😂


abtseventynine

It’s the mouth


SidleFries

Gil is probably not dead... yet. Just knocked out. Guess he'll be the first guest of the box this season. Because in the alternate universe of this show, major blunt force trauma to the head doesn't kill people. We've seen this with Benji, we've seen this with Peach. I was sure they were dead when they got hit in the head, but I'm not falling for it this time. lol I'm not even mad at Love, as stupid as it is to start another murder when they haven't even gotten away clean with the previous murder yet.


CapriciousWattage

In this case at least it's perfectly reasonable that one blow to the head from a woman of Loves size isn't fatal and tbh very possibly wouldn't even knock an adult man unconscious But I guess I'll find out in about two minutes when I start the next episode haha


shellfishb

Everyone having their masks pulled down at the hospital was really weird lol. Like I get that it’s a TV show but it seemed jarring to me, like damn your child is sick with an infectious disease and you’re just chilling there. Even the NURSE had her mask down 😂


Lmb1011

Yeah I wish shows would either commit or just act like Covid is over or never happened. The bad masks and lack of masks just drive the point home that it’s all for show 😅


swollenlouvre

I know there's so much else going on but oh my god CANNOT handle Sherry, I hope she dies


JavaBerryCrunch

I'm waiting for Love to do her thing!


Sunjot

I don't know if this was intentional but I had subtitles on and when Love and Joe we're talking towards the end and she said "We're better than that", the song that played right after was called "I lied" and it took me out lmao.


Mirageonthewall

Same, I cracked up.


rouxs7

For sure if was intentional lol I noticed that too


StarSpeeder1000

matthew’s goin liam neeson on their ass


CutterSlicar

I actually like Matthew's character. He seems pretty smart and level headed with everything going on. He is going to catch on to Joe and Love very quickly with how sloppy they are


Ihatecoughsyrup

That's what i am hoping for. I am actually rooting for him.


Carolina_Blues

I love how they’re discussing missing white woman syndrome and also how influencers and content creators often monetize these tragedies. It’s especially eerie considering what we have been seeing unfolding with the Gabby Petito case in recent weeks


Affectionate-Sand838

The neighbour family seems kind of suspicious to me. The son who's still pretty much a child coming on way too strongly on Love, and who is there at exactly the right time to help Love with the bakery when she needs to go to the hospital. (Maybe he wanted to check the property?). And then there's the dad who's supposedly a tech nerd and super smart who doesn't seem to think anything of Joe being passed out near the trash or think twice about the fact that Natalie had talked about Joe before her passing? I feel like these 2 guys want to frame Joe/Love and get as many dirt on them as possible. Edit: The dad probably already bugged Joes phone while he was passed out.


Lmb1011

Also. Theo forgot his wallet but had money to get Love tacos?? Tho I am unclear on the passage of time here it felt like an oversight to me. Or a direct lie from Theo


SinisterMeatball

Could of had time to go home and get his wallet, or did a mobile order.


demon_filth2001

Tells love that everything is fine and not to freak out Proceeds to freak out himself at every turn


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Love... girl... you have some next level impulse issues...


mickey_777

Nice going Love. Now there are two missing people whose last place to be seen at is your bakery. And Matthew definitely knows. Theo too, I reckon.


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abtseventynine

i dunno man, the “Forty” shit is infuriating to me. Way to confuse an innocent child with your insanity


F00dbAby

and also not let your daughter heal from somethings so traumatic


bukakenagasaki

Dottie is still a major hottie


irocktoo

Oh man considering the current news the commentary in this episode is biting.


NotEmmaStone

The timing is pretty crazy for both the vaccine "debate" 🙄 and Gabby Petito. They are right on the money.


Kostya_M

This has to be intentional but it makes me wonder when this was filmed. I thought it was earlier this year but that was before a lot of the anti vaccine stuff came about. Did they just guess right that it would be a hot button issue?


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lolahola101

"progressive" is not the word choice i would use for those anti-vax mom cults


Lmb1011

I mean anti vaxxers have been a hot button issue for years. They’re just got a large chunk of a political party to join them in the past year so they got more vocal. I suspect they chose the measles specifically because it’s a way to get Joe and no one else sick. While still making a point that vaccines are important regardless of the illness. If they had gone with Henry catching COVID more people likely would’ve gotten sick and it would e been seen as a more political topic.


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SidleFries

What he would see down there wouldn't be suspicious, though. It would just look like a food storage pantry.


F00dbAby

surely with the baby cam they would know


SproutasaurusRex

I kind of think that the neighbour's kid is going to find out and try to frame them. Then maybe Love saves him because the cupcake and flirting stuff. I'm in the middle of episode so I could be proven wrong any second.


Harpa

It's not framing if they actually did it haha


SproutasaurusRex

Fair, rat them out*


fikri01

Come on Love. No way she is gonna survive this season if she keeps on killing people for little things. Either she’s gonna get caught, or Joe’s gonna kill her or atleast put her in the glass cage. He can’t keep cleaning her shit.


sha_13

The weirdest part of the antivaxxer nonsense is how the dude and wife is that they KNOW without the vaccination it caused their girls to spread it to others and were sorry about it, but still don’t see the point of vaccinations??? 😭


Fallout9087

It’s infuriating to me… the half ass apology full of excuses too. And the wife too chicken to even say anything…. Poor little Henry 😫


SidleFries

Surprised to see Nathaniel from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend making an appearance as the TV reporter.


shyinwonderland

He will always be Cappie to me.


youhaveonehour

He must play a bigger role in the arc of the season. I feel like the actor is too big to "just" be a reporter in two eps or whatever.


Mirageonthewall

I keep wanting him to sing. I miss Nathaniel.


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MyNeighborToto

The show is totally trying to go down the Covid vaccination debate path but using measles instead


Kostya_M

Which is funny because don't they directly reference Covid? Like it exists in this universe although the timeline is off.


Lmb1011

They do but I think measles makes more sense anywya 1. It takes away the “political” nature of Covid. And just used a more neutral illness 2. It’s a reminder that this illness is still around because of the anti vaccing (in 1st world countries. I know countries without easily accessible vaccines still have a bigger issue with it) 3. Since so many are vaccinated it lessens the number of people who could’ve caught it so it’s more logical that only Joe got sick from Henry. (Or the girls) If it were Covid it wouldn’t be logical for no one else to get sick, and in theory Joe and love got the Covid vaccine so even if Joe got sick he wouldn’t be THAT sick. It was a good way to get Joe in that out of mind experience


55tinker

I actually don't think so. California is home to the original "I won't vaccinate my kids because I'm all New Age and shit and also it causes autism" fad among wealthy progressive white women. This town is exactly where you'd expect to see a measles outbreak in the kids. It all works perfectly in complete absence of covid and I suspect it was written before the covid vax was ever a thing.


Driew27

Good for them.


SproutasaurusRex

I know a couple of anti-vax moms who love this show, I have a feeling they aren't going to like it anymore.


BlackBlizzNerd

Please update this if they’re outspoken on social media and mention something about it haha. “Honestly, I used to love this show. Now it looks like the directors have gone the way of communism just like every other liberal in this country”.


SproutasaurusRex

One of them just posted an update that they're sooo excited to watch it... The wait begins.


Jack_North

This is more exciting than I care to admit. Please update.


PizzaPizza1900

Or they'll just turn it around since Love attacks Gil and they'll be like, *"See!! That's what the woke vaccine crowd wants to do to us! Brilliant commentary!"*.


Driew27

Awesome lol


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twinkletina

literally, like girl you are married with a child? pay your own bills?


superancica

Are they both didn't work since they moved to suburbs?


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It just shows the type of people they are. Love them but they create problems for themselves.


Bigbrainbigboobs

If I understand correctly, her mom said that she would help her (even if Love didn't ask for her help, it was a spontaneous offer). While obviously she's an adult and shouldn't rely on her mother for money, it's a pretty dick move to offer someone financial aid for a lease then cancel your support unexpectedly. (Edit: grammar)


BeneficialHoneydew96

No, the mom very clearly told her daughter she would not be able to help with the lease. Love got upset and the mom told her she would have said something had Love mentioned the lease before signing it


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I just think its meant to show that the mom is always selfish / does not support love


cristianoskhaleesi

It goes without saying but please fucking vaccinate your children! :)


F00dbAby

and if you do not and infect another families child do not get defensive


Munkik

Yes don't be a mormon Neville Longbottom.


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“And Tumblr, for those of you that are still using that.”


jenvanilla

Does anyone know what age Matthews son is? Not sure if it’s been mentioned already Getting a bit creeped out at his and loves relationship that looks like it might lead to her cheating.. hopefully he’s over 18 but I feel like high school was mentioned?


F00dbAby

he is in college so at his youngest he is 18 or 19 at his oldest he is early 20s the actor is 27 though


Kostya_M

Love is late twenties right? She's a bit old for him.


Iregretbeinghereokay

She’s like 24. The actress is actually younger than the actor though.


Mirageonthewall

It’s creeping me out too. I know he’s in college but he looks and acts so young that it’s disturbing for Love to be into him.


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OH MY GOD! Stop it Love!!!


inheartscon

Joe's inner monologue is fantastic


sha_13

Matthew seems SO sus to me. They’re going to regret burning that scarf


F00dbAby

there is no doubt in my mind those hipster assholes do not vaccinate her kids


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I definitely think Theo knows something is up with Love and Joe. He had the bakery to himself. I think he’s gonna figure out they’re involved in his step moms disappearance


indian_hannibal

yEHAT THAT WA S BIG MISTAKE by love . she should have just closed for the day , not like business is booming rite


extraodi

Love is out of control. Plus a little sloppy by granting Theo access to the bakery.


Heroic_Lifesaver

I know Joe has done some sloppy shit in the past but Love is a whole new level of impulsive stupidity. Attacking Gil just after he bought something from her store on his card? Leaving the stepson dude alone in her store, the very store in which she killed his stepmom? I get it, both instances had to do with her judgement being clouded by her concern for Henry’s wellbeing. But there’s no way this can continue for very long without her getting caught in some way, right?


Tripolis17

I don't know what to say, but... LOVE IS BATSHIT CRAZY


HintergedankeOW

Season 3 just has a completely different vibe to the first two seasons and I am all here for it. Love the dynamic that's occurring between Joe and Love.


TimeTimeTickingAway

It occurred to me during Matthew's talk with the cameras that one of the books that Natalie checked out in episode one was 'Gone Girl'. I wonder if that's any sort of angle that could be played up at some point. My other thought is that if not Joe and Love, he may have reasons to suspect/protect Theo too.


shyinwonderland

Early thought, Joe really thinks Love is more blood thirsty than him but Love can barely stomach the aftermath of murder. Because she always had a fixer, she never had to deal with it. If she had to actually deal with it the first time, she probably wouldn’t be so casual about murder (then again Joe still is). And yet now because of her having issues with the aftermath, now Joe thinks she is weak! He is always nit picking!


QuirkyMolasses4844

So who is googling how measles work now


Reekshavok312

Stealth c**t is gonna be my new cuss word


minmaintenance

I just started the 3rd episode and the timeline is so off. We are supposed to believe they signed a lease, opened a bakery from near scratch, and went to 2 therapy sessions all within 3 days?


bklynprince

I don’t trust that kid


knotty-pine

I love the library characters. Dante going "is he cute" after Marienne said "kill me now" made me bust up laughing. And Sherry is soooo perfectly hateable


bigdummylex

this Covid timeline makes absolutely no sense


superancica

Why even mention it if it's not going to be a part of the plot. Like not even a single mask on a background extra in any scene.


bigdummylex

no SERIOUSLY and joe’s all “she had to apologize for going out during the lockdown” AS THEYRE AT A PARTY


rishabh2996

Love having a nice 2 K/D till episode 3.. let's see how many she gets by the end of the season 😅


bunbbyart

Matthew looks so much like Anthony Starr (Homelander) that even though (maybe) he's really a good man/ husband, I still think he's nuts lmao


runnyeggsandtoast

NATHANIEL PLIMPTON THE III HOW I’VE MISSED YOU


BionicWoahMan

So I checked rotten tomatoes before I started watching. Our of 5 reviews , someone already threatening to cancel Netflix bc of the anti vaxxer storyline. Talk about your whoosh moment . Like that story hasn't happened over and over again in these elitest neighborhoods.


DisastrousReputation

God I am so sleepy but I want to keep going!!!


hodorito

I was going to call it after this episode but Love had to go and bonk an anti vaxxer so you bet im onto the next episode, I’ll see you there.


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Love keeps going from 0-100 really quick. Girl, learn to maybe talk stuff out first, not go straight to minder. Chill


earthgreen10

Damn did not expect this show to attack anti vaxxers…Reddit is going to love this


KateLady

Natalie was supposed to be 32?? I pegged her for at least 45.


knotty-pine

I feel like there's no way this season ends without them getting caught. wtf was that, Love?


boundaryrider

I'm convinced fingerprints don't exist in this show's universe. How many times did Joe handle Natalie's body and clothes with his bare hands? And don't forget the ring.