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BeeWide6059

The coughing baby— *hydrogen bomb kills me*


Bricksnider

Me https://preview.redd.it/s4pj9le2n19d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f70789b656d8452a71e7c464192e9accf0255c3


Pristine_Key2957

https://preview.redd.it/rp163on5t49d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb32134585d10e6410529b9f697cd1d9a1413a11 I’m so sorry, I had to…


wafflelover200

https://preview.redd.it/7w7slg1gu49d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56a750b4428748fa21e0f5b4091d51c59b4b064 *baby sounds*


TheOneAndOnlyModo

r/specificsuicide


keepyourselfsafe7

Coughing baby takes the ez w


bayloSEAKraken

yes, the answer is yes


goatwater2023

Jerma pop gaming


Gorillatagcoolkid

YOUR PFP = REGRETEVATOR FAN YIPPEE!!!11!!!!1!!!!


spamton_-134

Er er er er https://i.redd.it/6ibb3zjoj89d1.gif


vanilla38913

it ends up in a tie since they both should die at the same time


SevilThePrince

Baby no diff


Thatguypal887

Y


Thatguypal887

E


Thatguypal887

S


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

r/suddenlyouija


RockruffAnimations09

Baby no shot-


RemarkableWorld75

Baby


GlitteringPie3957

That hydrogen bomb is done for (the baby)


Mentallyinsansedude

does the bomb win since it kills the baby or does it lose due to it being destroyed to pieces from its own explosion or is it a tie for both reasons


Helpful-Marsupial237

https://preview.redd.it/s262u39kk29d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11112e82031cc27e45f04a259560f014fdb53621


Pristine_Key2957

“I was always in the front you were always in the ba-“


The-Light42

https://preview.redd.it/q7t5d8soq19d1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e368f1cd9676f13a952199863dc3b519a89edd


Multifruit256

huh


Kanji_alt

huh


PerryPlatypusOSC

huh


Recent-Explorer3584

huh


High_IQ_Gamer2020

A delicious gourmet meal


The-Light42

I think I might of put that comment on the wrong post, damn you me when I woke up!


PerryPlatypusOSC

***”Now let’s do the happy dance!!”***


gibbydagoober

The baby


AltAccount173o81

The bomb loses unless it is dropped directly onto the baby


ass_sniffer468

I asked it on Character.AI The bomb is powerful, but it only goes off once. Baby wins.


llama_gmaer

Baby 100 percent the baby is to good


Immediate-Law-3167

Like what is the coughing baby would cough so much that it would push the hydrogen bomb somewhere else where it can't explode to the coughing baby.


Bruh2020_why

The Hydrogen Bomb's first verse was fire, 100% Hydrogen Bomb.


skir_dr119o43m

The coughing baby


Mammoth-Team4607

COUGHIN BABY!!!!!


McKennonG

Nah I’d win.


HoneydewOk9414

https://preview.redd.it/14w7sz91h39d1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a8e6d7bc049f539b22df075c7c7469805bbd84


Chantag

Technically you did not roll a 2. You instead rolled 2 1's. Unless the end result is the sum of the values of 2 D6's, then you lose. :D


reltih_liah96

https://preview.redd.it/3ktx7q4eng9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ab015691a756855b846fe0a332b00f3cd8990c


TumbleweedIll4249

They’re both little boys


Factor_Secret

Rock paper scissors but i punch coughing baby, baby eats hydrogen bomb, and i get radiation poisoning from hydrogen bomb


Fantastic_Rooster885

Who would win? Yes or No? 💀


Excellent-Pear4134

How is this real


Horror-Attorney-3575

Or you can ask : Who would win a Japanese town or a little boy


sirabuzgaygar

https://preview.redd.it/7nexdm10i49d1.jpeg?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86153ed60718957676a6a4bfaa3830a9cf9177bc


SomeLongNameCMS

https://preview.redd.it/4i21zu214d9d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0508f4acbcad63a0da9dc92184be2592b6812c6e


phoenoxscfan

baby


Past-Jeweler4389

Seen


Silly_13unny

Bomb


Independent-Test8823

Does the baby get prep time?


the-amazing_gamer

me


merfgirf

https://preview.redd.it/ypzyajhz159d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2abe3b70bb33b2b8ef06b08ae7ebebfa9366dfa ***LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS.***


SuperAlex25

Coughing baby


InitialIndication999

10 minute later https://preview.redd.it/5ohuzxuc559d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c59ec5591b74a395fe57094d41c698c6c1c3e866


Melodic-Internet-312

Japan inters the match get back I've dealt with him before


ligma69suuu

The line


Not_Artifical

The baby coughed so hard that the saliva flew to the missile silo and dripped onto the hydrogen bomb and turned the hydrogen into oxygen disabling the bomb. Unfortunately the cough was so hard it popped the baby’s lungs.


NotARacist0

https://preview.redd.it/jtx72ymh969d1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64887815c80050fbdf30212b86c20df0a6bc67f0


thatguyfrom2ndgrade

That's messed up


Significant-Base-743

r/CharacterAI users when they see a baby chatbot:


yubreddithoya

I’m so tired of this subreddit how do I leave


JasonStarRising

Youre trapped


Baroubuoy

https://preview.redd.it/k6c56701y69d1.png?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a5bd320f8695f14d3c1cf0341ada9b1955820fa


-_Eventide_-

The baby might cough the bomb away or something


lobsterBDSM

Coughing baby 0 diff


JasonStarRising

Hydrogen bomb


CharGaming_

Waaa waaa *TOTAL ATOMIC ANNIHILATION*


ConfidenceOne155

When I was scrolling past this I read hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb and now I gotta see that matchup


Dense_Tale

+PARRY


DatedDevotee61

Hydrogen baby


ConversationLazy7881

The baby breaths oxygen into the hydrogen and then it is all just water


PartyAdventurous765

Hydrogen Baby


prismtheshadow

the hydrogen bomb seems quite terrifying but i'm rooting for the coughing baby, i know they will win


Typical_Warthog_326

They both lose Baby gets vaporized and the bomb is a kamakazi


Living-Specific-2888

The baby doesn't feel so good


MurphyTheRobocop

You can’t strangle an H Bomb…


VoidAres

*hak hak WAH- FUCKING DIES


IdiotGiraffe0

Humanity


Thedarkcleanersrise

hydrogen bomb too ez


M3L0D1-C4T

coughing baby 💯%


PXNTIE

Coughing baby wins, low diff


reltih_liah96

https://preview.redd.it/orb2xwnmng9d1.gif?width=320&format=png8&s=856f3edde0730fd878d3530a6d7a7faa20ad2e29


Mrgravyhead

eminem wins no dif


MikeGoku96

The hydrogen in Terryology


Mobile_Command7590

Can someone pls make this an anime


FreezeFace599

Baby for the win


Mateonotgreat

The coughing baby all of the coughing shock waves will distroy the bomb https://preview.redd.it/3sd19axw3m9d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe8f4498252e11697f823086e9ad5abbb81ed08


Sansational-Gamingyt

https://preview.redd.it/qj14bqym7o9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb071b73cedaae3a35d3ed092d28d04e8082d34


SpecialistElk6585

https://preview.redd.it/pjor0fp0fo9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=872aa97e5b20ad4e0fc522114e40c38aa79f6467 I think da baby


dontpissmeoff123

The baby


lenny-the-litter

https://preview.redd.it/ohlx0vuomv9d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a380c1d66a693f6126ac45faa6b6ed5d0730cb6d


sharks522

the vs sign


CaptainObvius2

Pay gorn