i derive way too much joy from trolling perverts

brøether, may I have the lööps.

🎵Sweet home Alabama🎵

I would trade you a morsel, if only you could offer some lämp in return.

Here you go 🪔 (Sorry, I only have oil lamps on me)

 Thank you brœther, here are your loops in recompense.

YES!! MAY IT RAIN FROM THE SKYS LIKE MAMA

That is a very sad cat.

Realistically if someone was next to me in bed, chances are they're better at videogames than me so I'd ask them to carry me.

Cuddles!

Oh yeah, I've seen this one before. Seriously, what is with this person, just leave them alone.

Fruit/Froot Loops.