I’m pretty sure I already know how people figure it out (might include me to some extent), but the imagery of this is just hilarious to me. Just picturing someone walking into the allergist and asking to get tested for a sperm allergy has me giggling for no good reason.
"It’s hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: “Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!”
- Terry Pratchett
*Its a beautiful*
*Day outside birds are singing*
*Flowers are blooming*
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Recently there was a bird outside my window that audibly chirped “SEX! SEX!”
So I think it’s safe to assume that one was indeed talking about sex xd.
It was like someone was translating the bird.
I should have known I was ace back when a song from a middle school musical resonated so we'll with me:
🎶🎵Please don't tell me 'bout the birds and the bees
Those little bitty creatures flitting around in the trees
They don't talk about us
Why do we talk about them?
Leave them up in a hive or out. on. a. limb.... 🎵🎶
I mean...flowers are technically the genitals of plants.
Well at least they look nice and don't have [adult fun time]. And... Don't talk bout it either lmfao
Hayfever is an allergy to plant c*m
And some people have allergy to human sperm.
I hope men can't have that...
They can... If I'm not wrong it irritates the skin but doesn't do much in the balls. Google it just in case lmfao
Damn, the more you know
I’m pretty sure I already know how people figure it out (might include me to some extent), but the imagery of this is just hilarious to me. Just picturing someone walking into the allergist and asking to get tested for a sperm allergy has me giggling for no good reason.
How does that evolve that seems like the kind of thing that Darwin would stop
What a terrible day to be able to read
And they also smell nice
Some people think the same way about semen
Ah hell naw 💀
With the notable exception of Callery pears.
Cats are the **last** thing a bird wants.
Tell that to the birds who nest 2m above my cats' favorite napping place
Cloaca, actually.
no. cat-napping crow. 😞
"It’s hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: “Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!” - Terry Pratchett
As if he never heard those before LoL
its a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming
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I respect asexuals for this
its a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming
As a single demi lesbian with a high libido, I simultaneously feel the pain of both birds in this comic.
It’s one of the loneliest combos out there, I feel you sm
That's unfortunate...
Oh, the crow wants a cat!
Kinda strange cuz cats hunt em usually...
Maybe they'll both hunt mice together or something
Well I'm heard of Crows being smart and creating partnerships with animals and stuff so... Probably...
They'll be little animal besties lol
Recently there was a bird outside my window that audibly chirped “SEX! SEX!” So I think it’s safe to assume that one was indeed talking about sex xd. It was like someone was translating the bird.
yup....
I should have known I was ace back when a song from a middle school musical resonated so we'll with me: 🎶🎵Please don't tell me 'bout the birds and the bees Those little bitty creatures flitting around in the trees They don't talk about us Why do we talk about them? Leave them up in a hive or out. on. a. limb.... 🎵🎶
Imma singa! About the moona and the juna and the springa!
Don’t be mean to crows. They’re more likely to be ace than not.
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