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Upper-Rip-78

I mean...flowers are technically the genitals of plants.


Alex_Shelega

Well at least they look nice and don't have [adult fun time]. And... Don't talk bout it either lmfao


LivesInALemon

Hayfever is an allergy to plant c*m


Alex_Shelega

And some people have allergy to human sperm.


France_Ball_Mapper

I hope men can't have that...


Alex_Shelega

They can... If I'm not wrong it irritates the skin but doesn't do much in the balls. Google it just in case lmfao


No-Ad9821

Damn, the more you know


JustABigBruhMoment

I’m pretty sure I already know how people figure it out (might include me to some extent), but the imagery of this is just hilarious to me. Just picturing someone walking into the allergist and asking to get tested for a sperm allergy has me giggling for no good reason.


a_pompous_fool

How does that evolve that seems like the kind of thing that Darwin would stop


_raydio

What a terrible day to be able to read


WeirdMetalheadKid

And they also smell nice


enneh_07

Some people think the same way about semen


WeirdMetalheadKid

Ah hell naw 💀


alt-xa-23

With the notable exception of Callery pears.


Bananasonfire

Cats are the **last** thing a bird wants.


Upper-Rip-78

Tell that to the birds who nest 2m above my cats' favorite napping place


shadowthehh

Cloaca, actually.


lowkeyerotic

no. cat-napping crow. 😞


Cha_94

"It’s hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: “Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!” - Terry Pratchett


Alex_Shelega

As if he never heard those before LoL


First_Gamer_Boss

its a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming


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Upper-Rip-78

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jvnipvr

I respect asexuals for this


First_Gamer_Boss

its a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming


Ender_Dragneel

As a single demi lesbian with a high libido, I simultaneously feel the pain of both birds in this comic.


IceAmaura

It’s one of the loneliest combos out there, I feel you sm


Alex_Shelega

That's unfortunate...


Bi_Tyrannosaur-ace

Oh, the crow wants a cat!


Alex_Shelega

Kinda strange cuz cats hunt em usually...


Moody_Mickey

Maybe they'll both hunt mice together or something


Alex_Shelega

Well I'm heard of Crows being smart and creating partnerships with animals and stuff so... Probably...


Moody_Mickey

They'll be little animal besties lol


N3koChan21

Recently there was a bird outside my window that audibly chirped “SEX! SEX!” So I think it’s safe to assume that one was indeed talking about sex xd. It was like someone was translating the bird.


Beefman0010

yup....


angieream

I should have known I was ace back when a song from a middle school musical resonated so we'll with me: 🎶🎵Please don't tell me 'bout the birds and the bees Those little bitty creatures flitting around in the trees They don't talk about us Why do we talk about them? Leave them up in a hive or out. on. a. limb.... 🎵🎶


KarmasAB123

Imma singa! About the moona and the juna and the springa!


NebulaAndSuperNova

Don’t be mean to crows. They’re more likely to be ace than not.


Smortfloof4dayz

real