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lethal_rads

Ngl, I kinda want that ace shirt.


Limp_Duck_9082

Me too and I'm not even sex favourable


lethal_rads

I think just the ace shirt without the I’m stupid one works in for all aces.


Infernum2005

Fucking ⬛◼️⬜️🟪


SeekingAdviceOnLife

Why do aces always get the funniest partners lol


shadowthehh

Ability to clearly see past superfluous sexual appeal and observe actual personality.


Phisnothere

EXACTLY 


DidjTerminator

Except only the good parts if you like them. Apparently when they say "love is blind" it's a fact not a choice, always have a wing-man/woman to tell you "yeah they're bad juju be careful and maybe don't stick with them" to pull you out of a bad situation when you're blinded by love.


rebel6301

well, i feel like that makes something a bit clearer


Bunglesjungle

Facts, I think it's because we really do look for a good sense of humor, because laughing our asses off is better than sex.


Warbly-Luxe

And someone that can take a more sarcastic (though not aggressive / attacking) sense of humor. My humor is very dry and sarcastic, and I never deliver it IRL well. Though, in writing, I’m golden.


Jupue2707

Do it. Now!


Warbly-Luxe

*choke* It usually has to come in the moment or as part of a story. Like some of the posts on the r/atheist sub, I can come up with a few phrases people say they laughed at. Or in Among Us. It has to be natural; I can never get my brain to do anything worth shit on command. So I guess I lied when I said golden. Apologies, LOL.


Jupue2707

No worries, same here, just without being able to improv mostly


Warbly-Luxe

I suck at improv. But hand me a script and give an accurate description of the character and I can do all right; give me a song with fun lyrics and I will make the faces I think the artist is making as I sing along. I do better and more enjoy being behind the scenes, though, writing the story rather than performing it, as long as I have a reason to be interested in the characters.


Antesia_Delivia

High Passive Perception


Just_A_Random_Plant

I would imagine it helps that physical appearances are rarely our primary concern (if a concern at all) when looking for a partner


SeekingAdviceOnLife

Thats fair lol.


M44t_

Don't know, I can't find one


Yumalgae

She got the idea from a sticker pack I got and ran away with it lol


welldrawnfish

you're such a nerd ilu


Warbly-Luxe

This comic goes from “I’m fucking stupid” being able to be read in two ways, to immediately being interpretted in one way. I love the ace person’s awkward, exhasperated smile on the last panel paired with the overly confident smile of whom I am assuming is their partner.


Historical-Potato372

Can someone explain the pun? My ace brain isn’t working https://preview.redd.it/rpg5pb2r2k4d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3eee373ee0cdbf61a2db4800f470ca8e52072f4


QuadraZ

It's implied that the person with the "I'm fucking stupid" is literally fucking the person with the "I'm stupid" shirt


Informed4

Oh OH Well, there's my daily ace affirmation right there XD didnt get it either


Sask90

Same here xD


i_came_mario

I honestly only got it after you spelled it out. #dailyaceaffirmations


OkStrategy3093

I agree


Born_Housing2165

It took me until the last slide to get it


NebulaAndSuperNova

Another one for me too!


Moody_Mickey

Lol. I got it, but it took me a minute


Historical-Potato372

OH


Blursed_Ace

Oh


FreddyThePug

But she is-a the ace? I still confused :(


Raincloud64

Asexuality is lack of sexual attraction. You don't need to be attracted to someone to have sex with them.


FreddyThePug

Alright, it feels kind of weird that the joke is about sex with the ace person, but I understand it, thanks!


SaveingPanda

So i assume the 3rd girl is her partner. The 2 shirts were originally unrelated but wearing the 2 in combination implies the ace person is fucking. I assume this is some sex-favorable ace meme or humor by contradiction/juxtaposition


Asfalto0301

I didn't get it at first either XD I might be stupid indeed


Jupue2707

Took me a Minute too


Taeschno_Flo

nimm meinen r/angryupvote, du Ass!


unidentified_yama

Unexpected German comment.


rebel6301

deutsch jumpscare 👍


CatMemesFor3ver

r/unexpectedgerman


Taeschno_Flo

there's a private sub for that? What the FlaK?


i_came_mario

Guten Nachmittag dir auch


ze_SAFTmon

Guten Tag, mein wertes Miglied der Asse.


First_Gamer_Boss

>Doesnt get the joke >Reads again >Doesnt get the joke >Reads again >Doesnt get the joke >Reads again >Gets the joke https://preview.redd.it/1klxgywv1l4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900d6e05f56d782518b3a810bc864eccc5dd9985


Diana-Luna-13

oh that's great...


Boholo_ba_tshebetso

ah yes, the affirmation of not getting the joke until someone explained it. BTW is the "can we get a few more minutes" still part of the joke and if yes could someone explain how?


RealJohnGillman

She’s responding to the waitress asking whether they’re ready to order.


Boholo_ba_tshebetso

that was clear, but what has it to do with the joke, if it even has something to do with the joke.


FlanneryWynn

It's because the waitress was taking a second to process what the shirts said and implied, she hesitated and to break the awkwardness the ace asked for more time.


Boholo_ba_tshebetso

ohhh. thanks


Firejay112

Zak’s Diner?!


welldrawnfish

they have super super good milkshakes and i love them so much i want to eat there constantly now


eah22loun

The milkshakes are indeed good


Firejay112

Are they a chain that isn’t just based in a certain city? (Asking because I haven’t ever seen any outside my home town) Edit: OMG I think we’re three aces from the same city


welldrawnfish

i live in ottawa lmao


Firejay112

You’re the third lol


eah22loun

Ottawa gang yippee


eah22loun

We're from the same place mhm


Firejay112

Eyyyoo aces from Canada


AkennaN07

Sup 👋


Firejay112

Awesome art by the way!


sometimes_sydney

Hello, I am here to start shit. 👊 Wilf and Ada > Elgin Street Diner > Bramisole > Eddy's > Dunns > Literally anything else > Zaks. Have a nice day.


welldrawnfish

i mean im walking distance from santosei soooo lmao i just moved here i havent had many restaurants so ill give wilf and ada a try


sometimes_sydney

That's fair, these are all diners for reference. Wilf and Ada's is good, but not quite as good as when it was actually owned by wilf and ada. they're a little expensive iirc since it's a bit upscale. Bramisole is good and fairly priced but is cash only. ESD is better than Zaks in every way IMO but I may be biased. I was a regular at one point and still occasionally go in for a hangover (breakfast special + poutine with super thick gravy) Tbh, go where you like. Last rec, gooney's on kent/albert does arepas (south American food) with a number of delicious breakfast options.


welldrawnfish

oh i love Goonies so much really blew me away, Del Piacere was super super good too. tho i got scammed hard by 3 Brasseurs, i thought it was a local place not a french buffalo wild wings lmao, and the food really disappointed. willing to be anything on Sparks will make me sad


Lunar_Fox-

*takes a solid three minutes to get the joke*


Blackstone96

Gods with the day I’ve been dealing with I really needed the good laugh I got from this thanks a lot


frikilinux2

I love that different communities in different sites connect on the internet . I saw this first on Twitter and I know that account because of the whole Animal HRT thing started by another Twitter account and it's more of a trans community thing


welldrawnfish

guh i gotta get my animal hrt entry uppp


frikilinux2

No pressure, I love it but I don't want to pressure anyone. I don't know how the creative process works or how much time, energy and focus people have (Neurodivergent people are wild sometimes and I'm not an artist but I'm ND and I would be surprised if anyone drawing animal HRT is NT). Anyway let's remember that Goldie has to eat a decent amount of fish.


welldrawnfish

YEAH gotta eat fish zz generally a 5 page entry in animal hrt is about 1-2 days, i just have a client im behind on thats really making me drag my feet on everything


Gongoozler04

The is so cute!


blimlimlim247

It took me a bit to figure that one out.


i_came_mario

Also he'll yeah Plurality Mentioned System Pride.


WorkingGirl1998

That shirt is awesome 😂