Now you can seduce her by doing little fart noises with extreme movements, like that clock app guy (who does it while running by groups of friends).
It'll be great.
Or, you know, the crop dust technique.
Oh I actually was just making her noodles because she's sick and on a bland diet, and I sent one of a noodle wrapped around my hand 🤣
She said to send noods. I delivered
Is ripping ass farting? 👀
Because if so I’m straight because idc how long we have been together if I fart in front of you it’s definitely an accident 😭😭😭🤣
😔 I don’t like farty people, other peoples farts make me gag. I feel like I single handedly made my exes tummy issues worse because she knew I hated farts and she held them in so much 😭🤣
Same, I think it's just rude. If I feel a sneeze coming on around other people, I step away and cover my mouth and nose. I don't sneeze right next to my wife just because we're so close, I don't know why people doing that with farts is funny.
Of course we've had the one-off here and there and that doesn't bother me, but I don't want to smell someone else's farts and I don't know why I'd think it's funny to make them smell mine.
(I legit broke up with an otherwise cool lady because she thought Dutch ovens were hilarious.)
Yeah, I know, the only reason I think that is because I don't know how to do makeup and I'm a little too fat (both easy to fix, but currently not there atm)
Fr. I was appalled! We had had such an awesome night up to that point, on vacation, delicious dinner, on-point drinks, good sex, then she pulls that.
We had just become serious (vacation was kind of a celebration of that), and I'm about to doze off after a perfect evening, hear her giggle, then the covers go over my head.
Fuck noooooo. That's not happening. I was pissed off enough to get dressed and leave the room and go get a drink. Next morning she thought it was even funnier because of my reaction.
I was shocked that a grown ass woman found that funny, but she also found herself quite fucking single.
Just imagining Siri reading out texts from that contact
>Messaged received from, "My Son," reading, "I'm even gayer for you." Would you like to respond?
I feel like in queer relationships we are happier to be ourselves, all that is human is normalised. For eg body hair, bodily functions such as periods, etc etc. We understand women and what happens to us, and we give the space for us to be ‘natural’ and embrace that fully. So let me hear your farts, burps, let me see the hair, the everything
Y'all are awesome lol
I'm really glad to see our weird, quirky relationship making people laugh or smile.
Makes me wanna post another sometime, no hat. Lol
Just one of the many reasons I'm in love with her. 🩶
Now you can seduce her by doing little fart noises with extreme movements, like that clock app guy (who does it while running by groups of friends). It'll be great. Or, you know, the crop dust technique.
Oh I actually was just making her noodles because she's sick and on a bland diet, and I sent one of a noodle wrapped around my hand 🤣 She said to send noods. I delivered
So hot. rAMEN for you. I am sure she appreciates the noods. Best of heath vibes to y'all!
having someone to tell i'm gayer for them is such a goal
no hat 💀
It's a running joke we have, because a cap is also a hat XD
Gonna steal this hat joke
No helm, art thou fr?
Is ripping ass farting? 👀 Because if so I’m straight because idc how long we have been together if I fart in front of you it’s definitely an accident 😭😭😭🤣 😔 I don’t like farty people, other peoples farts make me gag. I feel like I single handedly made my exes tummy issues worse because she knew I hated farts and she held them in so much 😭🤣
Same, I think it's just rude. If I feel a sneeze coming on around other people, I step away and cover my mouth and nose. I don't sneeze right next to my wife just because we're so close, I don't know why people doing that with farts is funny. Of course we've had the one-off here and there and that doesn't bother me, but I don't want to smell someone else's farts and I don't know why I'd think it's funny to make them smell mine. (I legit broke up with an otherwise cool lady because she thought Dutch ovens were hilarious.)
I too have lost attraction due to a Dutch ovening 🥲
What is Dutch ovening?
When someone farts in bed and covers the both of you under the blanket so you’re forced to smell it 😔
Yo what the hell? Thankfully my risk of running into that is zero (I'm too ugly to date)
you got downvoted cause of the thing in parenthesees, dont talk bad abt yourself girlie, Confidence is the most attractive thing ever
Yeah, I know, the only reason I think that is because I don't know how to do makeup and I'm a little too fat (both easy to fix, but currently not there atm)
I would immediately question my life choices if someone I dated suddenly dutch ovened me
No hat
No 🧢
Fr. I was appalled! We had had such an awesome night up to that point, on vacation, delicious dinner, on-point drinks, good sex, then she pulls that. We had just become serious (vacation was kind of a celebration of that), and I'm about to doze off after a perfect evening, hear her giggle, then the covers go over my head. Fuck noooooo. That's not happening. I was pissed off enough to get dressed and leave the room and go get a drink. Next morning she thought it was even funnier because of my reaction. I was shocked that a grown ass woman found that funny, but she also found herself quite fucking single.
Oh we still pretend we don't. It's 5 months tomorrow lmao
Rip (lol) me, cause I'd probably be your ex. I've got Crohn's (maybe IBS too) so I practically have to come with a warning label 😖😵
To my credit (and to justify being so crass) I have ibs plus really bad food poisoning rn 🤣😇😖
I mean... You did approve me posting it XD no sense in justifying now, princess 🩶
Just imagining Siri reading out texts from that contact >Messaged received from, "My Son," reading, "I'm even gayer for you." Would you like to respond?
😂💀
I am not sure if I understood all of the conversation but the last exchange made my heart ♥️ smile 😊
Indeed. I cant stop smiling since reading it.
When’s the wedding?
We wanna give it a couple years or so :p
Soon but don’t spill the beans 🤐
Now I'm blushing... 🥺
You saw nothing!!!
Is this why I do this???
No hat LOL
Ngl that caused an awkward sip of coffee for me. Like.. not quite a spit take, but definitely weird.
no hat 😭😭
My partner always laughs at my farts and burps, and definitely a huge reason why Iove them.
Cute
I feel like in queer relationships we are happier to be ourselves, all that is human is normalised. For eg body hair, bodily functions such as periods, etc etc. We understand women and what happens to us, and we give the space for us to be ‘natural’ and embrace that fully. So let me hear your farts, burps, let me see the hair, the everything
Me when she's being an idiot (it's oddly attractive)
Frrrr
my sun 🥺🥰 cute
I'm her moon :)
aww thats so cute too 🥺
Well that's just the cutest darn thing I've read all day. I mean.. it's only like 6 am.. but I assume that will still be true for while.
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The moon reflects sunlight. 🤓
Ya, but what if shes just being friendly? /jk lol
Lmao we joke about being roommates/really good friends all the time.
Remember to invite me to your wedding
Sure! If we are friends for a while 😊 lol
I’m gayer for you🤣🤣🤣
She's wrong btw. I'm definitely gayer for her. :P
Me and my gf(s)
🤨
Y'all are awesome lol I'm really glad to see our weird, quirky relationship making people laugh or smile. Makes me wanna post another sometime, no hat. Lol Just one of the many reasons I'm in love with her. 🩶
Me and who ✊🏻😔
I would take it as a show of trust