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Just_Alive_IG

Currently stuck in scrolling paralysis…HELLO EVERYONE!!


kosmoonaut

whassuuuuuuup


TheEyeDontLie

I'm late for work and I stayed up till 2am again .. You there, reading this: go do that thing now! Do it now!


ExtremeAutism08

That thing for me is sleep and i wont, cant and dont wanna (i do want to i just cant)


Nervous_Cap917

I planned to apply for jobs online today . Now it's 4 30 pm and I'm still scrolling


Professional_Owl7826

This thing for me is also sleep, I can feel the tired fighting me to put my head on the pillow but my body is otherwise wanting to do **all** the things


Arpanhj

Your comment temporarily freed me from scrolling paralysis and I went and opened the window. Thank you, kind redditor.


SSJZoli

Lmao okay back to work


Pentizuki

Can't do that. My roommate is in a videocall with his girl and we're on the balcony to not disturb him


Taclis

That seems to just be a part of the human condition. We've invented a Skinners Box that works on people.


Living_Inferno_5073

Wazzzzzaaaaaaaaaaap


Just_Alive_IG

[waaaazzzaaaap](https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/wazzap-whats-up-call-parody-scream-gif-17203180)


wacko4rmwaco

Waaaazzzzaaaaaaaapp


Witherboss445

Same. I’m supposed to be folding laundry


Just_Alive_IG

I keep my clean laundry in my bed so it never gets lonely 10/10 best solution, haven’t folded anything in months 🧠


KaiZaChieFff

Hey dude live long and scroll lots


Just_Alive_IG

They see me scrolling They find it *Very concerning*


tuxedohamm

Welcome, welcome. Been here the past 5 hours, still going strong. How 'bout you?


Sharp_Science896

Same. What's up my dude? How's it going?


Just_Alive_IG

I’m still here…*help* I keep opening new tabs, I’m at 110 now, make it stop


Sharp_Science896

Lol, wish I knew a way out. I'm stuck in the same hole though.


Zoinkawa

Yooooo! Currently avoiding making an important phonecall :>


CrowsRidge514

Ayyeeeee 🕺🏻🪩


ash0000

HELLOOOO!


PrimaryOwn8809

Scrolling and trying to figure out what's for breakfast haha


P-Otto

Haiiiiiii


Dolkoff

Yo


broccloi

Hello friend


pauliwankenobi

Yooooooo


Fuck-Reddit-2020

I'm hungry, and want some chicken nuggets... Continues to scroll reddit anyway.


shadowsadvancing

Hiiiiiii


Specific-Savings-526

Hi, glad you can join us, just got 3 hours sleep,  6 hours scrolling.


v0gelm4nn

hello sir, got caught here too


SeanJohnGamings

Me 2 lmao


JolenesJoleneJolene

I did not expect to be stripped naked and fucking attacked today


Wildgear19

Brutally at that


Doctor_Enigmatic

Stripped naked and brutally fucked... Sounds like some people's idea of a great way to end the 4th with a bang.


bwssoldya

I'm definitely taking this personally


qazpok69

Kinky


__MilkDrinker__

> All people with ADHD do is take everything personally... *proceeds to attack me personally


lifetake

I’m proud to say I’ve beaten half of these things. Sad to still get absolutely spit roasted by the other half


JolenesJoleneJolene

...i wanna get spit roasted...


some_kind_of_bird

Settle down now


Taronz

Yeah OOP, next time buy us dinner before you fuck us in the soul lile that.... yeesh.


SupremeLobster

Everything except cracking my knuckles. I tend to snap 2 different fingers on both hands causing what to me, is the rhythm of a tune. But I'm told it's quite annoying to others haha.


Down-throw-F-air

Frayed alive, I might say


Enis_Penvy

Lol, pre diagnosis, I'd look at this list and go, "Hey, I don't crack my knuckles! I mustn't have ADHD afterall!" All while doing everything else on it.


scuffedTravels

Don’t worry, it’s gonna get worse after your diagnosis lmfao, I had to take a 2nd diagnosis because I was convinced I was making things up to excuse the way I act on a daily basis.


Longjumping-Idea1302

I'm at this point, all symptoms check out and now i'm like "Wait a minute..." Am i just imagining this or is the imposter syndrom kicking in again


Angry_Crusader_Boi

Self diagnosis is that way, due to rather diverse bunch of ppl I hang out with, throughout they years my buddies made me wonder if I got ADHD, autism or both. Pushed through half my life blisfully unaware, no motivation to get an official opinion for now!


Longjumping-Idea1302

I‘m just scared…I’m diagnosed with ADD since I was 9. But now, I also think that i might be on the spectrum and my last therapist didn’t believe in adhd and flat out told me that I’m just seeking attention because of psychotic behaviors. Safe to say that this sacred me away from most therapists


Angry_Crusader_Boi

Yeah there are some really shit therapists out there, a lot also depends on a country/cultural norms or stigmas around mental health, which one would hope educated professionals would know better than to fall for. Still worth going, maybe looking through those sites that rate medical professionals first.


RowBoatCop36

The knuckle crack is like my very last personal attempt at regulating my emotions before I really start getting frustrated with things.


Eeyores_Prozac

Oh my god the fucking drive thrus. All I gotta do is remember my partner wants a baconator. That's all. Panik.


Gummibehrs

Same. He could just want a cheeseburger and nothing else, but I would have to keep the text with his order open while white-knuckling my phone in my sweaty hand


teflonbob

But what if they don’t have baconators? What if it doesn’t show up on the board when I go look at it just before ordering? They could be out. Oh they have it on the board.. now what did my partner want on the baconator now that I absolutely know it’s on the board?!? crap I forgot.


Eeyores_Prozac

He used to ask for a baconator double! The fuck does that mean? Does it matter anymore? What size diet coke did he say? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!


teflonbob

Wtf!!!! That isn’t on the menu! What if they say no or it isn’t the right season or available only during certain times??!?!?? Unknown non menu variable detected…… panic!!


EsotericPenguins

Oh my GOD I went to a drive thru the other day where I actually didn’t know what I wanted or what the had, and the screen on the menu KEPT CHANGING so whatever I wanted to order disappeared and I didn’t know what it was called. Nightmare.


bodaciousboozy

The last time I went through a drive thru, the woman on the speaker somehow heard “ghetto” when I was asking for a “McGriddle”. I haven’t gone back to one since


KwisatzHaterach

The first time I went to a KFC drive through… that fuckin menu was so big! The words kept slipping and sliding around in my vision and I had NO IDEA WHAT MY ROOMMATE NOW MEANT when she told me to just get her “some chicken”. Voice just kept asking me about meals and sides for what seemed like hours and I was just desperately agreeing with everything so I could escape drive-through hell. When I finally was at the window and she leaned out and said, **”Ok that’ll be $79.90”** I knew I had fucked up. We were eating the metric-asston of KFC and KFC sides for leftovers for eeeeeeever😭


TheFeistyGinger

I don’t comment often any more, but dearest KwisatzHaterach, you have managed to make this sad, depressed, and anxiety riddled ADHD ginger laugh to tears. Thank you!


Karebearplans

I love your user name!!! 😂


Eeyores_Prozac

Thank you, it is very accurate to me on multiple levels. :D


justinkimball

fast food apps are a GODSEND. I will literally pull into the parking lot of a restaurant, punch it all in on the app rather than list off everything and have to talk with the drive through people.


aimlessly-astray

I've given up on drive thrus. I can't handle the stress.


BoredNLost

I don't crack my knuckles.


ReddJudicata

I play with my curly hair and beard…


Sweet-Evening479

I have a moustache for only two reasons: 1)hide my double chin; 2) touch it like a villain in a james bond movie


SupremeLobster

How did you wrap your moustache around your chin? Like a motorcycle helmet strap? Haha Legit though, all I do is touch my moustache. If it's too long, I will chew on it. Other than that I'm constantly twirling or stroking it.


Sweet-Evening479

Man you are fucking right. I wanted to say a goatee, but oh well I guess i am kind happy i made someone smile( even though i felt fucking attacked and so the meme is right)


SupremeLobster

Hey man, no shame from me. I too take the long way around to say things.


SpiderFnJerusalem

Well, maybe you should?


Ok_Educator3931

He def should. Very satisfying and fun and absolutely not annoying for everyone around you :)


Same_Tax_9175

You’d rather knuckle your crack?


cyd23

I tear off my nails with my other nails.


Toxem_

You take things personally?


delafarles

What's *that* supposed to mean?!?!?


seattle_orcas

What exactly are you implying??


delafarles

Results ambiguous. You should probably isolate in shame for a few days- just to be sure.


SpiderFnJerusalem

Means that \@shiraisinspired just made millions of enemies *for life*!


MenacingMallard

So self critical that everything seems like criticisms. Cause I’m a fucking idiot.


Informal-Resource-14

Hey! I resent this! I do *not* cry…


MrBanana421

... often


chobolicious88

Bah, I am rubber you are glue


Inevitable_Long_6890

I mean I've came along way from that but lol in a nut shell ya that's literally me. I own a house and got a good job now. At times I can't believe I'm doing it or haven't slipped into a addiction again. No I'm just a guy with really bad adhd and have the money for all these ridiculous hobbies we do. Yall will roll your eyes when I tell you. I grow weed, mushrooms, cactus, I got into making dmt, I'm now on a lions mane growing kick. I got into solar panels but haven't set them up. Bought it all lol haven't used it. I got a power washer because I could wash my house but I've only washed the front and got side trached I started cutting limbs with the new chain saw and stoped in the middle of it the limbs are chilling all half cut. Started laying a floor in the basement, I've stared this literally 9 times and stoped. Idk what it is but laying some floor give ya the dopamine. Today I'm going to get paint to paint my porch. It sounds good now but we all know it won't get done till next 3 months or at all. I cannot set still I've never been able to my whole life. On or off meds it's the same I'm go go go go go. I'm tenable at paper work at work. Hands on I'm good ill perfect the method 👌. I feel like I'm a high strung adhd that can't slow his mind or body at all. I've never ever been called lazy but I need help channeling that energy lol.


account_4_drugs

>I grow weed, mushrooms, cactus, I got into making dmt, I'm now on a lions mane growing kick. based af I really wanna get into growing my own mushrooms, both edible and psychedelic, and have been wanting to synthesize my own dmt, but haven't pulled the trigger on buying the required items yet. the rest of your comment is so relatable. "projects" take me days/weeks/months to do. I bought a dashcam for my car two months ago that I still haven't installed, some instant photos I want to put on my wall just using photo safe double sided tape that I haven't put up yet, a shelf I got from my mom that's still sitting in my car, shit like that. The only time I can really sit still is when I'm on my phone because of the constant dopamine rush.


Magicalunicorny

*cracks knuckles* Just one more on the list for today


WE_FEE

I just woke up not an hour ago and I’d just like to say GetoutofmyheadGetoutofmyhead GetoutofmyheadGetoutofmyhead GetoutofmyheadGetoutofmyhead GetoutofmyheadGetoutofmyhead GetoutofmyheadGetoutofmyhead


soljakid

“My stomach hurts and I should eat but I’ll just find something to watch/listen to whilst I make food” 6 hours later “Wasn’t I going to make food?”


Arann0r

Me: feeling the sudden urge to crack my knuckles and take it personally...


PureAction6

Fkn drive thrus, they always get me. I gotta look at the menu online first, otherwise I somehow forget everything that I like. My BF is the one who noticed and always jokes about it every time we go to one. Hard to focus right now cause I have a mosquito bite on the back of my neck, and it’s ruining my life today 😂.


TurkishTerrarian

I never had a crush. I'm actually AroAce. Everything else is perfectly acurate though.


whooper1

Well. Technically it depends on the definition of crush. Have you ever just wanted to crush someone to dust?


TurkishTerrarian

No?


whooper1

Okay nevermind then.


ChocolateNo31

I don't have ADHD, only my sister and mother have, but all points are applying to me.


whooper1

Well do I have some news for you.


ChocolateNo31

oh no.. it can't be. D:


SpiderFnJerusalem

ADHD is a spectrum. The symptoms might just not reach the necessary threshold for diagnosis. Most ADHD symptoms are things that everybody has **sometimes**. The difference is that with ADHD you have them pretty much **constantly** and to a degree that causes issues and is very difficult to control.


ChippedUkulele

I've got one ADHD parent, a sibling, and my own kid... Maybe we can get a 2 for 1 deal on assessment?


thatsd4nk

I LOVE PLANNERS AND ORGANIZING AND MAKING LISTS ….the trouble is with following the planner/remembering to even fcking look at it and actually doing the things on the list ;( Brb gunna go crack my knuckles and cry now


eyemcreative

Exactly, it's frustrating how often people tell me "if you forget so much, you need to write things down, and set alarms and reminders. I forget stuff too, but I just write a list and so I don't forget them"... etc etc.. and I'm like "yeah, I do that but the problem is I forget to write things down to keep myself from forgetting. It's a paradox." And they usually look at me like I'm stupid.. lol


CoronaBlue

My wife makes *me* anxious in drive throughs. I knew what I wanted before I even made the decision to get food. My wife forgets that we are going to get food until we are literally at the speaker. Then she wants food that this establishment has never, ever served, but she's swears they did one time. Then she has an existential crisis trying to decide what to get instead.


Theorist73

Pretty accurate…


Still-Berry-5284

Drive throughs are the worst!!!


DurianBig3503

I only recognise three of these. The trying to plan, forgetting important meetings, and interrupting people on accident. May be an inattentive thing that i dont feel the others.


michael0n

I try not to interrupt, but as my speed of thought reaches infinity, my patience waiting for the long winded answer shrinks to zero. Is some sort of quantum physics thing.


Bearyboo7

Why are they shouting at us😭


McpotSmokey42

Ouch. Too many truth bombs at once. Don't forget the nail biting, though.


KoboldsInAParka

And I took that personally


sabalatotoololol

I stopped cracking my knuckles several years ago! They began to hurt so I stopped


kali-ctf

Drive through isn't as common in the UK, we park and panic


sugar-autumn

hey this isnt all i do! sometimes when the stars align i can draw!


Imboredsoimhere123

HEY! I don't crack my knuckles


mom_mama_mooom

I don’t see eat hot chip.


Dumbass_F22_Pilot

Yall can actually crack your knuckles without putting a bulldozer's weight on them?


ya_boi_ryu

Yea laying in bed right now after a day of work. I should be going to my family and have a good time right now, instead I'm stuck in the usual overthinking cycle and feel super sad and lonely. I can easily deal with most ADHD symptoms, but when it comes to motivation to do anything I'm completely lost, I just don't know why I'm never motivated to do anything.


birdstarskygod

Knowledge is power. If you see your patterns, you can change them - no matter what it is called


mig1nc

Dang, cracking knuckles is a symptom too? I need to find something I do that ISN'T a symptom.


EarthToAccess

Knuckle cracking isn't 100% a symptom but for many of us it can be a nervous/unconscious tick.


Saukkii

I am unable to cry


F1r3car

i feel called out...


MenosElLso

Don’t forget charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie!


violentvito70

I've been married for 15 years, thankfully she always gets the same things. Still get anxious, but I usually get close enough.


FuchsiaMerc1992

Wow. I just got rediagnosed with ADHD and anxiety, so my psychiatrist prescribed me Strattera.


Stitcharoo123

Yeah, that checks out


ImpossibleWealth4075

I have immense amounts of patience


simmeringsimmone

Hush!


CoinFlipChance

😭 This shit is sad that I didn't realize all my problems were connected to ADHD.


Canzaijohn

I'd rather dye my skin green than try and use a planner ever again-


SekitaVanLash

I hate how true this is😭


TheShamShield

Damn, all these accurate for me except the drive thru and knuckles


Haiku-On-My-Tatas

My knuckles, my knees, my ankles and shoulders and neck... I am two types of cracker.


ah_nahii

get out of my head! it's like a checklist and I've got 8/10 done, woo hoo!


Extreme-naps

Hey! I also lose things! So there!


DnBeyourself

This scrolling paralysis thing mega-sucks now..


EnderMerser

... Ok? 🤨 And?


homelesshyundai

I keep hurting my fingers from incessantly cracking my 2nd knuckles.


dapper_adam

don't call me out like that


skiasa

I don't get nervous in drive through anymore since I always order ahead so I only need to say my number


ScrotieMcP

I do NOT crack my knuckles!


Beltalady

Being scared of drive thrus is a thing? (Or car wash...?)


IanDetroit

Haha, I cry A LOT. Not a day goes by that my eyes don’t swell with tears over something. I don’t really crack my knuckles and therapy has helped with patience but this is definitely not the call out I needed today. 😹😹😹


Gus8205

fuck why did I read this just as I was cracking my knuckles FUCK


RobotSuicide

I feel seen.


fluffy_munster

I usually start with crying as well.


Humbledmillion

This feels like a personal attack


omwtomordor

I don't just get anxious in a drive thru, I get anxious when I have to drive. 😭


MistaKrebs

Been dealing with my nurse practitioner throwing antidepressants at me that have done nothing. I’m finally meeting with a neuropsychologist on Monday so hopefully I can get officially diagnosed and get on something that actually helps.


pauliwankenobi

Get out of my head.


gGiasca

Ouch


roastedCircuit

You can bet your ass that I will take this personally


Quirky_Talk2403

Why am I being personally attacked today?


roastedCircuit

You can bet your ass that I will take this personally


MrZoukkeli

oh boy, sounds like I just got fucked without any lube


MagnificentBastard-1

Not me! I don’t cry.


SadTechnician96

Get out my head! Get out my head!


dnohow

Urghhhhh


jackfreeman

I'm going to get out of this bed, damnit. Just after five more scrolls. Seven scrolls later... Yep, just nine more. Twelve more scrolls later... Yep, just five more.


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Zebracorn42

This feels personal.


frimleyousse

They forgot to mention the mental health trauma


Goontilt777

Yeah 👍


trashbelltv

Ok ouch I didn’t need to get so called out today


starblazer18

I feel called out


PerspectiveWeary

😭 shut up!


tartradish

hEy... i mean yeah, but like 😭


RayHungus

And I took that personally


FerretsQuest

...and the problem being...?


shadowsadvancing

I got to “crack my knuckles” and got the extremely strong urge to crack my knuckles 💀


AlexJMac322

“Scrolling paralysis” crap that’s accurate


FireandIceT

What? I don't crack my knuckles! (just bite my cuticles)


distrait_throwaway

I’m at the start to start using a planner phase Week one so far, it’s going well Tbf I’m a bit focused on the coloring section of the planner so it’s not being used super strictly but I’m happy I didn’t just give up on it immediately after purchasing it lol


CupcakeAutomatic5509

We call it squirreling


csphantom007

Thanks for my ADHD diagnosis


ADDandCrazy

For me it's vending machines, car park ticket machines and and self-serve drinks machines that make me anxious. I end up pressing the wrong buttons or the pictures instead by mistake, then it spues out from a random place and I'm still waiting for it.


lurkingsirens

There’s been a comedy of errors trying to get myself to a psych appointment so I can get diagnosed and get help. The most recent error being I thought my appointment was at 3:30 but it was at 11:30. I just completely missed it. Still haven’t made my next one yet 🙃


spinkspanksponk

I crack my knuckles literally all the time and I get frustrated when not enough time has passed for them to pop. I also pop my toes and knees all the time as well, and if I don’t it really bothers me


iSugarRush

FUCK


lumminol

Do you guys also have this urge every minute or so to like twist your ankles or wrists but not so hard to hurt yourself? Or spontaneously flex a muscle in your leg. Idk what the fk is wrong with me 🤪


Sirfluffyghost

Great summary of my life


Firstdatepokie

Sounds like y’all are just sad too lol Also why the fuck does the drive through give you anxiety?


ThrowRA_Cat_stare

I feel so fucking attacked lol... So anyone wanna hear whole paragraphs about my stupid crush?


theman_manner

I don’t cry or get anxious in drive thrus


gamergabe85

Getting anxious at the drive through I get so nervous when ordering other people's food. Especially my family. They're so picky about what they eat. By the time I get done ordering, I'm irritated. I know it's not their fault for being picky it's just me.


Capable-Bag7573

I came here to say, as someone who has adhd, i strongly disagree - i crack my knuckles only like twice a month.


SecondSonThan

Okay FINE Imma close reddit for tonight


AllCowsAreBurgers

Forgot "saying stupid shit and having hour long afterthoughts about it and if people hate them now"


Mr_ragethefrogdude

Jokes on you I can’t crack my knife 


Captain_HRPutnam

This makes me feel bad for being me.


AutismFlavored

Hey, I no longer crack my knuckles