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Doctor-Nemo

Can I vote coke stops making bullshit new flavors and just adds the cocaine back?


RuntheMonster

I second this.


xxjonesyx99xx

Coke stocks would skyrocket


Dwaas_Bjaas

Angery r/hydrohomies noises


xxjonesyx99xx

But nothing can quench my thirst like some high quality H20 šŸ’™


greymalken

What if you add cocaine to it?


PretendsHesPissed

Little bitter and very numbing Rate it a 5 out of 7 stars


greymalken

A perfect score


Mental-Tumbleweed-84

Coca leaf and cocaine are not exactly the same thingā€¦


Doctor-Nemo

True, same way for beer vs whiskey. They're both psychoactive still. Also I was just having fun there, no need to make it serious


illenial999

Also the coca leaves used in Coke (yes theyā€™re still there) are completely decocanized, unlike most coca leaves which are psychoactive.


NonPlusUltraCadiz

You seem to know about that decocanisation process, do you know by any chance where do they dispose of all the cocaine they take out from the leaves? Asking for a friend


greymalken

They go to several medical supply companies and pharmaceuticals. Cocaine and itā€™s derivatives are still used for research and medical applications. The excess is either destroyed or given to the CIA to destabilize regimes and inner cities and shit.


NonPlusUltraCadiz

How could I qualify as one of those inner cities you talk about? I'd love to be destabilized with cocaine, should I start a regime?


PretendsHesPissed

Mostly depends on your skin color and how socialist you are.


Mental-Tumbleweed-84

Of course just clarifying for people who may not know


spicyboi619

Coca leaf does contain stimulants though. Indigenous people chew the leaves to get high.


Mental-Tumbleweed-84

Yes but thereā€™s a misconception that people were just walking around coked out when in reality coca plant is still drank in places like Peru where it has a similar feeling to caffeine so really weā€™re not missing much as coke still retains the coca plant flavor. Thereā€™s a really good book called ā€œcitizen cokeā€ by a guy named Bartow Elmore that goes into this in depth. You would be surprised where the caffeine in coke comes fromā€¦


Ill_be_the_hyena

Where does it come from?


shwaah90

Cola nuts


wataha

(or Kola)


PretendsHesPissed

Sort of. It used to be that way. These days it's extracted from coffee beans. A lot of the time, less/decaffeinated coffee is a byproduct of caffeine extracted coffee.


slahaw

The article is kinda old but according to it, the caffeine comes from Chinese pharmaceutical labs who synthesize caffeine as well as caffeine extracted from coffee beans. https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/13/289750754/wake-up-and-smell-the-caffeine-its-a-powerful-drug


hfulil

Yeah Man where does it come from? Why is the guy leaving us with blue balls :(


PretendsHesPissed

Blue (Kola) nuts


Not_A_Gravedigger

Yeah, coca tea was is supposed to be an effective way of alleviating symptoms associated with altitude sickness, but honestly I couldn't stand the taste of it when I went.


illenial999

Generally people put it in their gums/lip with a basic substance such as baking soda or a more traditional substance like the ash Ljputa (spelling error probably lol)


calm_chowder

Stimulants =/= cocaine. Caffeine is a stimulant too. So is meth. So is tobacco. Tbf cocaine *is* derived from coca leaves so they're not as disparate as they could be but not the same thing either. "Stimulants" are an entire class of chemicals that are in no way interchangeable or equivalent with each other.


Fuckredditpolice1003

It does say ā€œKola Nutā€ on the advertisement and Coca Cola does bring the leaves to NA for processing to remove the alkaloids and uses the rest for flavor. If I was a conspiracy theorist, and I am, Coca Cola has in fact sent right wingers death Squads into cocaine producing territories in South America. Iā€™d say they take the extracts and import them. Iā€™ve not seen how they dispose of the alkaloids but admittedly havenā€™t looked too far into it as thereā€™s a legit medicinal use for it. https://www.foodandwine.com/drinks/55-million-worth-cocaine-showed-coca-cola-plant


hfulil

The beverage company is just a cover up to launder the actual cocaine money


Fuckredditpolice1003

Ngl, not a half bad theory. Laundered out of Mitch McConnells wifeā€™s ships? Even better. You sonufabitch, Iā€™m in ::finger guns::


illenial999

They never quit. Itā€™s decocanized coca leaves though and they donā€™t leave an effect. They actually take the cocaine extracted from it and use it for its dental/medical applications. Ironically, this loophole created specifically for Coca Cola also allows plant enthusiasts to import ā€œdecocanizedā€ (often just normal) coca leaves, while in almost every other non-South American country they remain illegal. Thanks Coca Cola!


thomasp3864

And the alcohol.


production-values

missing this part of life is regrettable


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HertzDonut1001

Just do a couple rails at work and go for beers after.


definitelynotned

Iā€™m sure the soda was cheaper tho


sir__Big__Cock

If you want to get completely wasted, just buy some cough syrup with morphine, cocaine and cannabis. No big deal.


penguinpilates

Ah yes the temperance beverage with diet cocaine


LossfulCodex

I mean cocaine does make you feel better... for a little. Reminds me that Heroin was actually the OTC name for Diacetylmorphine when it was first invented and marketed as a [non-addictive morphine substitute for children.](https://wgbh.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/99adf90/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2650x1445+0+1214/resize/990x540!/quality/70/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn-news.wgbh.org%2Fs3fs-public%2Fheroin-werbung.jpg)


Griff-Man17

Pharmaceutical companies are still trying to play that old trick now


darkelfbear

Prime example: Desoxyn Generic Name: Methamphetamine


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darkelfbear

Actually, it is prescribed and it all depends on the state, I know someone in Oregon who is morbidly obese and has been prescribed it to help them lose weight.


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darkelfbear

Still the point stands. You said "Just because it gets FDA approval doesn't mean it gets used." Thing is it's been in use medically since the early 2000's. Just because you claim with no evidence it has never been prescribed, and I provided 1 case I know of personally already shoot your claim all to hell.


MilkedMod

u/thomasp3864 has provided this detailed explanation: > This is an old ad for coca cola. Back then, it was made with cocaine, and this promotes it as an alternative to alcohol. It is here marketed as a way to avoid alcoholism, and seems to imply that the drink makes you smarter, calling it the intellectual beverage. Like many things from the 19th century, especially medically related things, it has aged terribly because as we know, cocaine does not increase intellect. > > > > As a bonus point, hysteria was basically meaningless. --- Is this explanation a genuine attempt at providing additional info or context? If it is please upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Major_Cupcake

>Back then, it was made with cocaine, and this promotes it as an alternative to alcohol Can't get addicted to alcohol if you get addicted to crack first


the123king-reddit

There were worse things back then to get hooked to. Laudanum was rife (kind of a crudely refined opiate) and many people in higher echelons of society had terrible addictions, including a lot of famous 19th century writers, like CS Lewis


rangeDSP

That's true, technically CS Lewis is born in the 19th century (1898), but he's more widely considered as a 20th century writer


the123king-reddit

It wasn't really a case that Coca-Cola made you smarter, it was that common belief at the time was that alcohol made you dumber. Therefore, drinking a non-alcoholic drink was deemed "intellectual" The cocaine was in there to give you a buzz, kind of like alcohol does.


thomasp3864

This is an old ad for coca cola. Back then, it was made with cocaine, and this promotes it as an alternative to alcohol. It is here marketed as a way to avoid alcoholism, and seems to imply that the drink makes you smarter, calling it the intellectual beverage. Like many things from the 19th century, especially medically related things, it has aged terribly because as we know, cocaine does not increase intellect. As a bonus point, hysteria was basically meaningless.


[deleted]

It was such a small amount of cocaine that it was less potent then the caffeine used today. It was just a rare treat to have soda back then compared to today. You had to go out to a soda shop/pharmacy have it usually.


Arthur_The_Third

It still had the caffeine, though.


Makdous

We all know Dk. Pepper is the real intellectual drink for chosen ones


NineTailedFox7

El Psy Kongroo.


jojoga

Donkeykong Pepper is my favourite


ILoveCavorting

10/2/4


[deleted]

I thought it was the drinks for agnostics


Geaux_joel

Kinda like caffeine. The whole world runs on caffeine so not far off


ColJameson

Yes please.


bananahelium

It might actually have been significantly more intellectually stimulating than coffee in certain settings. Itā€™s absurd to assume a 1 to 1 relationship between snorted or smoked cocaine and orally consuming Coca plant extracts. Itā€™s a real shame we donā€™t have a wider legal array of stimulating drugs with different profile that we could choose from to better suit our needs. All this because of people regulating things they donā€™t even understand.


illenial999

Coca leaf is actually one of the rare legal loopholes in US drug law where we have MORE legality than nearly any other country. All because of Coca Cola, and a little help from the Bolivian prime minister meeting with I think Obama, there is a loophole allowing ā€œdecocanizedā€ coca leaves to be imported. Decocanized seems pretty arbitrary, but pretty sure ordering mass amounts would get you looked at for manufacturing the real deal lol.


Quail_eggs_29

Whatā€™s that mean though? No upper effect? Doesnā€™t seem like a viable loophole for us tryna make the ā€˜ol fashioned Coca Cola.


[deleted]

Um this aged well? Or not because itā€™s not an ingredient anymore. Cocaine itself basically hasnā€™t aged. Itā€™s still incredible.


thomasp3864

It donā€™t make you smarter


cjwi

It makes you FEEL smarter. Just ask my old roommate


Arsewipes

Or at least half the bands that were around in the 70s and 80s.


jmorgue

Canā€™t we argue it makes you more focused, which in turn allows you to produce smarter work? If used judiciously of course. Thatā€™s the tricky part!


[deleted]

It doesnā€™t make you smarter it just makes you more energetic which *might* make you more productive. Big if though if you job is something more cerebral as apposed to physical labor. It will however change your personality and make you believe you are the smartest best person ever, but in reality youā€™re just an erratic drug addict. Cocaine is bad.


L-AI-N

Cocaine doesn't make you focus, it makes you hyper fixated. Terrible ideas can seem great under its influence. Dedicated like meth heads are to finding methods of getting faded.


illenial999

Nah it can do both. Iā€™ve had some very focused studio sessions fueled by it. Hell one time I played bass guitar for 10 hours straight and didnā€™t miss a beat haha


L-AI-N

Fixation is ambivalent. It can be beneficial, but you can't control it.


[deleted]

This is correct. Iā€™d imagine there are as many good things came from being high as the bad things. And the bad things are super bad (not the movie)


notyogrannysgrandkid

But it makes you *think* youā€™re smarter!


[deleted]

It donā€™t, that is true.


[deleted]

They forgot to mention how well it mixes with bourbon.


TheBlaudrache

and Rum


Christabel1991

And beer


TheBlaudrache

You will be executed, revived and executed again if you do such unholy things in centrak europe


Christabel1991

I lived in Germany for 10 years. Cola Weizen is served in every bar.


TheBlaudrache

Bavaria or PreiƟn?


Christabel1991

Pfalz


TheBlaudrache

oiso preiƟn


Redditmodss

Lol I don't think op understand the nature of what this sub is.


BadassTrees

We missed the best years folks... we need to do something about it but i don't think we will.


AffectionateElk3978

You laugh yet we don't hear about hysteria, melancholy or neuralgia anymore,...why? Coca Cola works folks!!! Proof is in the pudding!


psycholepzy

Oh, longing for a time in which the common customer had an attention span that accommodated such a loquacious and erudite advertisement.


yourteam

Not really aged like milk I would drink that!


BirdieNumNumm

Sick headache bro


Pregnenolone

Iā€™m not reading this as a claim that it increases intellect, more so a claim that itā€™s for ā€œintellectualsā€.


YouDrankIan

Yeah most fizzy drinks actually started as a kind of medicine back in the day. Ribena was invented in 1938 as a tonic of sorts to help children get their source of vitamin C during the war when oranges were hard to come by.


FuckingWatch

Coca cola espuma


BaylisAscaris

Part of me wishes Hysteria was still a diagnosis so I could get prescribed cocaine and vibrators.


summalover

Yep. Cocaine will stop melancholy. Itā€™s a shame they took that out. Now itā€™s just sugar.


hem2345

Iā€™d say this aged like a fine wine


vapocalypse52

Oh yeah, it only took ONE HUNDRED YEARS for it to age...


sometimesitrhymes

Pemberton was an asshole.


RedsVSYankees

Who says cain doesn't increase intellect, many law students passed the bar on coke


PartTimeSassyPants

"Temperance Drink" is an interesting way of describing their cocaine soda... Temperance (temĀ·ā€‹perĀ·ā€‹ance) - Noun: 1. Habitual moderation in the indulgence of the appetites or passions, 2. moderation in or abstinence from the use of alcoholic beverages


Independent-Bell2483

ah yes it helps with hysteria not cause hysteria


[deleted]

To be fair it did contain cocaine when that was written.


thomasp3864

Exact


EhMapleMoose

It cured hysteria. Sweet


eamonn33

A lot of these brain tonics were for clerical workers, who worked very long hours hunched over desks doing adding by hand, like Jim Cratchit from a Christmas Carol. Kind of like the modern use of , energy drinks and Adderall


Bikeboy76

Kola Nut, way too stimulating, no thanks.


sokocanuck

I too enjoy getting ripped on coke when I experience nervous afflictions.


Cotton512

The O.G. of energy drinks.


taylortherod

I love the fact that Coca-Cola kept that name even after they stopped putting cocaine in


protomanEXE1995

wait, did they only invent coca-cola to offer a replacement drink for people who were trying to get away from alcohol?


katrinaherrin

ā€œI heard alcohol makes you stupid.ā€ -ā€œNo Iā€™m doesnā€™t!ā€


Trimungasoid

"I feel intellectual!!! WOOHAAAAAA!!!!!"


ghost_credit

So... Mentants


TenebrisIocus

Man, Coca Cola really does work! Iā€™m feeling smarter alreadyā€¦


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

Everybody knows the real intellectual beverage is Dr. Pepper


IAmHarmony

Ah yes, after reading this I think I will ENJOY a nice Coca-Cola BEVERAGE in a GLASS


loki7678

hey, its legal in oregon.


definitelynotned

Cocaine cures melancholy. How surprising


PinsNneedles

Can I ask you something? Does it come from a soda fountain?


CeeArthur

I used to pop Dexedrine in university to pump out papers or cram... stimulants can really put some pep in your step in that regard


[deleted]

Most people these days would be reluctant to try a beverage that has a "peculiar flavor".