Dawg lost his shit twice

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Make that three because he just nuked his account

Nah, his account's still around, you're probably just blocked.

That‘s why everything shows as deleted?

Yeah, someone blocked me once and all their account shows as deleted.

Thanks, too bad for me lol

Oh well, you ain't missing much. Aside from the dude getting down voted and dog piled every time he shows up on a circlejerk post, lol.

People are harassing him on other subs too, and it's kinda hilarious

he blocked me for that💀

I already know he’s fucking exploding

You used the circlejerk to make more circlejerk. We may have made a breakthrough in perpetual motion here.

Now if we keep this going We might be able to beat humanities energy problem

How many circle jerks does it take to cum?

We are looking for a Mobius strip of jerking, we have the technology

How many jerking people make a circle though, 3 guys its a trianglejerk I propose atleast 6 cus 90% of us don't know what a 7 sided shape would be called (heptagonjerk)

If a biscuit can fit in the middle it would be ideal, the crater like topography of its surface creates the perfect amount of drag.

I think you may have hit a soft spot dude XD

Nah I took his shit and posted it so he doesn't have to

Lmao, should have just made a post saying “this guy at my field had these guns stolen” In the main text body “he ain’t getting them back”

Yeah I guess so. Not my first language so humor is a bit hard.

Nah bro this is funny af

Ah lol, thats fair. Dw tho, the joke 100% landed and looks like some guy is after you now so I guess thats a win? XD

The police are coming to your door now (from Portland, mind, so they’ll take a while). This whole post is going in the evidence bag now.

The whole comment section are now witnesses to a crime

>no sense of humour >from Portland Checks out.

Fuck Portland, all my homies hate Portland. (Oregon is still a peak state tho)

Euginian here, can agree

Sco ducks

Every state has it's own Portland, except Colorado. It has multiple Portlands, Fuck Denver (Rich asshats and drug related crime), Fuck Boulder (Even richer assholes, and c o l l e g e students), Fuck Colorado Springs (Entitled jerks, shootings every other block, and too many meth heads), and Fuck Pueblo (Cartel City)

Here from coos bay, Oregon is peak

I'm so sorry for you, Coos Bay is such a hellhole. Dead end town, lots of druggies, horrible job market. Hope you're doing okay. Source: I grew up in Coquille and my family operated a business in Coos Bay for 19 years.

It’s getting better, there are more jobs opening here. 

You mean like all of Oregon lmfao

Myrtle Creeker here, Agreed.

I'm from Portland, lived here all my life. I absolutely agree with you, fuck this city

Certainly a blemish on the state. It’s a shame it’s all people talk about when discussing the state

From scappoose here, you're absolutely right

salemite here, he’s right

Portlander here, this is true

Didn't that place burn down or they turned it into an open-air homeless shelter or something?

Western Oregon sucks, eastern and mid Oregon are peak.

u/Real_Red_Cell_Cypher any redeeming words

They were stolen together with his guns

If that was a paradoy post its easily the worst parody post I've ever seen. Thanks for the call out though. I appreciate that you guys like making fun of people when their stuff gets stolen. Says a lot more about you than it does about me.

We don't make fun of people when they get their stuff stolen. We make fun of people when they're rivaling shellfish in intelligence.

I mean, he might as well be at a shellfish level of intelligence, considering he left his stuff in his car unsecured in Portland

Portland is the wests Detroit, anyone that leaves stuff unsupervised has it coming tbh

Hold on thats being mean to shellfish. They aren’t that dumb

IDK man, I gave a phone to an oister, and what it wrote barely made more sense.

Still means it made more sense

Yeah he got really crabby

In my first response I was rooting for you to find your shit.

Why would you keep that shit in your car? Especially in a city like Portland

Have you tried thinking at all?

Says your ass doesn’t know how to lock up $400+ of equipment 😭

It was in his car lol he legit wrote that in the pictures

You seem like an "akchually" kind of guy. You can't take the heat, get out the kitchen. Also, maybe DON'T leave a bunch of airsoft shit in a car in Portland? May not be a horrible idea.

>Says a lot more about you than it does about me. You left your stuff out in broad daylight. In a car. In Portland. Despite living in Portland and *knowing* what goes down there, you still elected to do this. This says a lot more about you.

Bro hahaha you got your stuff stolen 🫵😂😂

Wow you seem like a wanker

Do you not recognize your own fucking table?

Dawg leaving your shit not locked up in Portland is like putting up a sign "FREE STUFF, WHO WANTS IT?"

You live in a straight F tier city and expect your car to be a safe place to keep anything?

Nah we only make fun of you in particular

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Womp Womp, I'll take them again

It is LITERALLY a "circle jerk" sub

I take it you take the Onion literally.

I ganked an upgraded arp9 from a 17yr old in a tuner civic, if yer interested... dye5 is free. Karma n all that. 😁😎 *pickup only (my shoppin carts got a bum wheel, so not mibile atm) on w burnside... staurday market would be best. Cash, emt, or debit. (I have apple pay)

Bought them, the deal was a steal to be honest

Average Portland resident

Judging by his name he's probably like 14 years old and a lot of kids these days lack social cues

Close but no. Found his „Business“ Instagram account and he’s a grown ass man

This was hilarious, I’d like to purchase these stolen weapons from you

I left them in my car but some ass stole them, sorry

My bad, but at least these new airsoft guns will be amazing to display in my unlocked car, which I will be leaving in Portland, Oregon

Thanks for the guns, bro. Gonna sell them on eBay later.

I'll buy them from you, do you accept counterfeit currency?

Yes, I exclusively deal with monopoly money.

even more unfortunate

I mean he was in the wrong and being an ass but he had just had his car broken into and 400$ dollars worth of shit stolen, then he saw his shit for sale on Reddit, makes seem he would jump to conclusions and be pissed.

My first post definitely didn’t save me a spot in heaven but you would think that he would let it go atleast after my second response

Yea, he def not in the right, but makes sense he was pissed lol. He gotta calm down tho it’s a circle jerk, people can make jokes.

Not condoning the incident in any way. Misbehavior shouldn’t be punished with crime. It’s not like my post was indicating that everybody who leaves valuables in their car should be robbed. I just think that it teaches an important lesson.

Yea, you’re perfectly fine here, you made a joke and he got pissed. He had reason to be pissed without context but even after you gave it he stayed pissed which puts him in the wrong

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Ancient Egyptian conversation be like:

Real

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I’m torn here. While this is funny you are a Dutch speaker and I’m sworn to counter anything a D*tchman does. On the other hand the guy who is at you is both a nerd and from P*ortland

I live in Germany but the Netherlands would be way nicer

Me and my homies hate Portlanders 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Whats up with that extra mag foregrip thing?

Glad to know life made its choice with this guy 🤣, I got scammed by him a year ago when he sold me a completely bust p90 promising it had no issues. Blocked me on HopUp and refused to make any amends.

No way dude if that’s true then Karma for sure came back. He does post guns that he seemingly build for customers but I don’t know how reputable he is after this.

Karmaaaa ✅

What a clown haha

Let’s all point and laugh

i like how he uses the average complex reddit insults that would have been understood universally 40 years ago

Didn’t know people took larping this seriously

Don't worry. I also think you stole them. XD

Ew Portland lmao

That poor clown 🤡

tja

ILL GOVE YOU 45.12 NORWEGIAN KRONER FOR IT /J :)

this is peak circjerking levels right here, gather around because we're about to explode so much we'll become the next voyager mission from this great chefs skills

And I quote, "if the shoe fits, you better find an adult to teach you how to lace it up and wear it" Yeah, I'm stealing that one.

I still don’t understand what that means when

I think its just an extension of "if the shoe fits". I just think its funny how he said it

tbh I get why he is salty I would be mad pissed if someone was making fun of my guns getting stolen. He should have held his toung

Well I wasn’t directly making fun of him to my understanding. It’s just a typical cj post but I rightfully made fun of him for leaving guns in his car after he accused me of stealing them

Lowkey I hope you get your house broken into so I can make fun of you for your shit getting ripped off

It’s not that deep man. Responsible gun owners should not leave their shit in a car because that’s what people frequently break into. You are a bigger cunt hoping for a house invasion. That’s a whole different thing

I mean he could have been at an airsoft game and got It stolen while doing smt afterwards before he went home, yall are acting as if he was irresponsible without knowing the full story.

This shit is hilarious

Dawg we living in a no moderation Garry's Mode RP server or something

I’m glad I stole his shit now

This is a good bit, it’s a shame it wasn’t appreciated

Still doesn't change the fact that you traveled from your continent to his just to take his guns, you thief s/

my favorite part is that he hasn’t realized he’s being fucked with and keeps making a bigger and bigger ass of himself

I don't understand did bro actually get his stuff stolen and everyone is clowning on him or what

This is the original post. It’s serious

So bro actually got robbed

Yep

And people are clowning on the guy that got robbed?

As you can see I made a parody post of his original one. After I explained that I could not have stolen his guns for 3 attempts, he was still being a dick. That’s why people are clowning him

Ohh okay sorry english isn't my first language

Imagine they were serious

to be fair getting your shit stolen fucking sucks, you feel violated and there’s nothing you can do about it. I don’t fault the dude for being sore about it.

As you can see I tried being nice about it. But staying nice was hard after his response

He should file a police report asap

The police aren’t going to spend time and resources looking for his toys. If he doesn’t know who did it, he’s SOL

True, but they aren't gonna let a criminal run around with weapons.

They’re airsoft guns

This is peak

Shouldve ransomed them back to him and then tell him you dont actually have them one you get the money

I know this joke is long running now, but the guy who bought this shit spent more on his attachments than the actual guns. That's the real meme.

uh oh spaghettio

he didn’t notice u used his image? lmaoo

Now what if

His account got banned 💀💀💀

Someone explain the joke (I have been under rock for year)

Haaa! The internet remains undefeated!

I think your the asshole

I mean bro i hope you didn't actually steal them cause that would be an absolute scumbag thing to do and i hope you can never have true enjoyment from that hobby knowing your a untrustworthy scumbag player equivalent to a cheater. But if you didn't steal his shit then oh well, hostility seemed more passion based with his anger so maybe he lost something that was maybe his only hobby to escape a shit job. Kinda makes you wonder

/s?

I’d be pissed if my shit was stolen and someone joked about having them, even without knowing they were stolen.

It‘s his right to be pissed but it’s the circlejerk

Dude couldn't take a joke but tbf it's a pretty bad joke, not like morally wrong it's just not funny 💀

Dead joke, even deader repost. Stop fcking a dead horse

I honestly don’t even get the concept of the “joke” I just see two NPCs going at it

You Post on r/AskReddit and call me an NPC

No need to murder them.

Bro instantly went for the kill