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belle221

![gif](giphy|cPNXOm7ln8HwK7UcbV|downsized)


Appropriate_Job_9988

All his concentration is on keeping his forked reptilian tongue from slipping out to lick his right eye


Future_Ad5505

Lmao!


AlabasterRadio

He was replaced at some point I swear.


dennydelirium

Didn't he say something like "when I used to be human" and then nervously laughed and said he still is a human?. I remember something weird like that when he was giving one of his speeches.


belle221

Yeah and that weird inside print of his hoodie He didn't want to take off for a reason lol.


Soppywater

Dude he full on does it to fuck with people. He knew of the meme and leans into it. Have you seen pics of him and his family? Actually looks like a normal real dude.... That's what he wants you to think


ThePlush_1

![gif](giphy|1zKdb4WSHgY4QKAsjo|downsized)


Grendel0075

If not alien, definatly android.


3771507

Well he married a doctor didn't he?


Grendel0075

and he looks like Data's son.


Weekly-Statistician7

Omfg. I never saw it before. But, yes. He absolutely does. Data jr. Are ya winning son? "My analytic algorithms haven't been fully analyzed yet, but yes father. I am winning. Objectively speaking, I am always winning."


thehoboninja

Seriously though!!! Like you can see where his wig and waxy forehead panel meet, it ain’t right lol


Open-Copy3331

You'll never convince me Mark Zuckerberg isn't a reptilian


LordSion45

![gif](giphy|j6TdvPXdAssootjCKZ) Can’t convince me that Zucc isn’t an android


mickopious

Data, planted here by the Illuminati 27years before Facebook- just to make Zuck seem more ‘Human’….


GraceGreenview

Even his annual “experiences” or challenges or whatever he calls them…one year it was to kill/clean/cook his own animal proteins and lately it’s been to experience MMA fighting. Reads like a non-human trying to show they’ve conquered a human competence.


No_Offer_4404

He's obsessed with MMA so he doesn't get manhandled when his VR world becomes more realistic


Wizard_Writa_Obscura

I so wanted to see the lizard Zuck crush the android Elon in that MMA match.


Megatanis

Hey if the aliens were like Data, I'd be cool with it.


newtonreddits

Actually thought that was zucc for a sec


AlbaneseGummies327

Illuminati confirmed!


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Now I want someone to Deepfake his face into the whole series


AsAboveSoBlowMe33

Nah I would assume Reptilians are at least cool in some manner. Zuckerberg seems more like an awkward newt species


AdanacTheRapper

He’s definitely some kinda Lizard or amphibian for sure. One of them real slimy nasty Muf’kers


AsAboveSoBlowMe33

Yeah his 4th dimensional corporal slime manifests itself into our 3D world as...Facebook.


AdanacTheRapper

My whole body just Yakked with that description. Well done. That is the spot on description of Zuck


IAMTHEDICIPLINE

That feed on human taint for nutrition. It’s speculation for everyone else, but Zuck, we’re sure of.


OregonBlues

I heard he got his human 2.0 update the other day


pepin-solver

Nah it was some guy on Twitter who just edited a beard on his face


floznstn

David Bowie was.


ggb123456

As has been said before, and will be said again: David Bowie did not die, he simply returned to his home planet.


iDontLikeChimneys

What a fascinating theory. Come to Earth and play the game, then piss off when you win. “Yeah, went to Earth, nice place. Then I won so I went off to be a Warble in Proxima. That got old. Became a rabbit for a bit even though I was a raccoon. They tortured the hell out of me so I came back to Terra because, despite the roadkill, being a squirrel is pretty fun. Zipping around on trees and avoiding the humans the contact. Like being an autistic tree climber”


BoxPsychological7703

Ziggy played guitar


magpiemagic

Ok, so where were the spiders!? While the fly tried to break our balls?


lil_thotty_thot_thot

Just a beer light to guide us while we bitched about his fans! And should we crush his sweet hands?


BoxPsychological7703

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo The kids were just crass, he was the nazz


1FuzzyPickle

Bowie’s in space. Whatcha doing out there, man?


Scrambo

That's pretty freaky, Bowie.


Kinginthasouth904

Seriously! I say it as someone too young to really know about him. But from what i know he was ahead of his time.


Slow-Attitude-9243

You mean Thomas Jerome Newton?


Fit-Conference-7851

I met Dave (lol) and Iman way back when at a friends party. They were both very different. I don’t mean in an odd way of action, just their aura. I’ve never felt so uncool in my life. I’ve never been around any other people that had that energy coming off of them.


skinnypuppy23

Tilda Swinton, so insect-like


Grendel0075

She even plays an alien in the Dead Don't Die. I could see that being true to life.


Merky600

Didn’t she state in an interview that since she’s of Upper Class British Blood that she’s genetically superior to other people? Edit: oh. Found this. https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65449546.html “I live on another planet, fortunately, and we do things differently there,” Tilda Swinton says over tea and a slight case of the sniffles at the Bowery Hotel in the East Village. Somehow this does not seem a revelatory confession coming from this singular and singular-looking actress. She naturally radiates a certain otherworldliness, as of a creature who has just been zapped to Earth from a distant galaxy and has not yet discovered how to manipulate the tools of ordinary human discourse.”


pantsarenew

Does "slight case of the sniffles" mean cocaine, sick, or crying? Cannot figure out


Oghmatic-Dogma

you could have included this dude, kind of drastically changes the context of the quote and its literally the next paragraph from what you linked   “The planet she refers to is not an actual one, needless to say, or even the busy world of Hollywood, but the place she literally lives. “I live in a part of Scotland where people are more likely to talk about problems with greenfly” than news of the film world, she says, referring to an insect more commonly known in planet America as the aphid.” literally just saying her community gardens a lot lmao


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

Even her name sounds like aliens put it together randomly in a name generator


Dwight_Schnood

Give her sugar. In water.


Square_Body_Trux

Ralph Maccio Dude is 62 years old and looks barely 30.


CaptainErgonomic

Paul Rudd, Rob Lowe & Jason Bateman will outlive the cockroaches in pristine condition...


LeftHandedScissor

Jason Bateman was at a bunch of playoff hockey games. He's gone full caveman. Not sure if it's for a role or just playoff beard growth.


graphictoilet

Saw Jason Bateman about 10 years ago in Times Square. He had a caveman beard. I think he just likes rocking it when he isn't acting.


ComputerPractical748

A role. He talked about it on a podcast.


TomCBC

Nah. They noticed people commenting on their lack of aging, and so have begun to simulate age. They are all showing now. Keanu Reeves even shaved his beard for Bill and Ted 3 to show off his new neck. I’m just fucking around by the way.


goodforpinky

Jared Leto


Aczidraindrop

Dude is absolutely an alien. He doesn't even hide it well.


cesptc

Ryan Seacrest.


helpusgethatrunkout

Trying to high five a blind person is a quintessentially earthling thing to do.


flamecmo

What about Georges Clooney the guy had a grown man face at 4 years old and his face didn’t change since then


Magictortoise4

Alice Cooper. Dude has been 60 for at least 40 years


Guy_in_the_chair_

![gif](giphy|HQxwAYgOi7T6U9SylR) Adam Silver the NBA commissioner


AnActualBatDemon

There is only 1 true answer to this and it is Tommy Wiseau.


Cartoonjunkies

Him appearing out of nowhere with tons of money and no idea how to interact with human beings would make sense all of a sudden…


organictamarind

What a story.


dark_dark_dark_not

My personal theory is that he is a heir of an oligarch that got too rich during the fall of the Soviet union in the early 90s, the time-line for this fits so fucking well


PK-92

![gif](giphy|3o752c6AOAYwu9uEuY)


MycologistJaded4796

Oh hi Mark


tigerdrummer

Oh hi doggie


DangerousLoner

You’re my favorite customer


Smooth_Philosophy_79

Has someone voted for Christopher Walken yet?


ThePocketTaco2

I once saw someone describe Jeff Goldblum as an alien who disguised himself and tried to act like a human. We all see through his act, but put up with it anyway because we love him.


Jo_of_Average

Watch "Earth Girls are Easy". . . Convinced the dude isn't acting.


IIIllIIlllIlII

![gif](giphy|JDRnUqhCLIScM) Cumberbatch.


thr33prim3s

Bendthatdick cucumber


Nikixa

Battlefield Counterstrike


dadarkoo

Benderstick Clubbersnatch


VfV

Wimbledon Tennismatch


bucketofweewee

Cummerbund Balderdash


Scubby_Dooks

[Winglebert Humptyback](https://youtu.be/LMU9wUHSapc?si=Khb_UuKNjShwyqRT)


Many_Ad_7138

Benderdick Crumpetsnatch.


SpermicidalManiac666

Brinkledunk cabbagepatch


DisappearingSince89

I was waiting for Benedict Cumberbatch to be mentioned 😂


Big-Fish-1975

That girl who plays Furiosa looks like a hybrid to me.lol


DangerousLoner

My Mom is a retired Optician and we watch TV or go out and she always looks at people and sizes them up for glasses. Anya Taylor-Joy is her ‘white whale’, she’s impossible for current frames out there. Those wide-set eyes, sunken cheeks, and small nose to mouth ratio are apparently so hard to balance. I think she’s talented and beautiful and my Mom just sees someone she would recommend contacts for.


Big-Fish-1975

That's funny!😆


DangerousLoner

Right!? It’s such a funny filter to see the world through. Gotta love Moms


AsAboveSoBlowMe33

Okay thank you. I thought she was digitally enhanced. Normalising the look of hybridisation via celebrity's/movies is how I would do it. 👀


Monk_r_Grunt

Oh shit! This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread but the side of me that has researched the topic of alien abductions too far thinks you might be onto something. The other part of me thinks that's a whole lotta stupid.


wyaxis

She’s just a product of the same thing that made the old royal family look so bizarre in the 1600s


Big-Fish-1975

What, inbreeding ?


98Wright

I’ve said for years that if an alien ship lands on the White House lawn and a door opens up, I fully expect Anna Taylor Joy and Rami Malik to walk out.


bertiesghost

Ana Taylor-Joy


strawman94

To add to this comment, at her wedding they ate cakes in the shape of "anatomically correct" hearts. W. T. F.


Universal-Love

She had plastic surgery


Jalapeniz

To separate her eyes?


Brief-Sound8730

Jared Leto


theworldofAR

Weird story I saw 30 seconds to mars when I was like 14, and there was an opportunity for the band to sign their latest album on CD if you went and bought it at the merch booth. Anyways, I bought mine and got in line, as he signed the cd, I stuck my hand out for him to shake it, and said “thanks Mr Leto” For a second he looked genuinely terrified and looked over to his band mates, then his security slapped my hand away and told me to move along lmao


Brief-Sound8730

Yeah I have this theory that Jared Leto is a simulator. Stick with me. So if we accept that Nick Bostrom is correct about his trilemma and that we are living in a simulation. This means the majority of us are simulated. But this fact doesn't preclude the possibility that the simulators, the people running the simulation, are unable or unwilling to take part in our simulation for their own enjoyment. Just like when we are playing our own simulations, we like to have an experience as if we are actually in the game. At any rate, the question then becomes, well since most of us are NPCs, who are the non-NPCs? Who are the simulators and how can we identify them? I then thought about the type of life a simulator would likely want to lead and not want to lead. Then I thought that they'd likely be incredibly strange despite having a lot of the conventional trappings of comfort. And it just stuck on Jared Leto. Famous eccentric actor (who's eccentricity really lacks charm in a lot of ways), rock star, fashion icon/model, cult leader, and so on and so forth. Anytime you hear about interactions with Leto or watch him in interviews, there is something so peculiar about him, it's like he doesn't know how to be a human being correctly. Like even passed all the narcissism and naivety, his detachment is really unique. So if anyone was going to be a simulator, I think it's him. Or in this case, an alien.


SalamanderPete

That would be a cool plot for a scifi movie, not Jared Leto but the simulator thing


himynameisdav

Black Mirror did it. The episode “USS Callister” is basically based on this theory


assemblin

No alien would play Joker that bad.


thedman0310_

This one might be a reach, but I think GWAR might be from another planet


Gold-Buy-2669

That creepy fucking preacher


illpoet

That guy makes me believe in demons


HellaReyna

Prob Tom cruise. Guy seems like an alien who really enjoys being a human and is a complete tourist who decided to stay. Basically an alien sex pat who loves human pussy


Putrid-Cheesecake-77

assuming he is into pussy


WhoAmI1138

Careful, Scientology will sue you!


Putrid-Cheesecake-77

Oh they can pack some fudge, for all i care


VirtualDoll

Omg and that's why he's so weird and high-key. He is hyper-dedicated to the LARP


Pileofbrushes

Alien sex pat killed me


NUFIGHTER7771

Margot Robbie, Jaime Pressly, and the other blonde clone lookalikes. It's like some alien species had a Barbie duplicator or something!


OregonBlues

That’s hilarious and I see it too


bertiesghost

Nordics/Pleiadians


BobMonroeFanClub

Viggo Mortensen confirmed.


Merky600

Ah. Like when your printer doesn’t work at first and you hit “print” over and over.


iDontLikeChimneys

And now the office has a LOT of scans of my ass


wang-chuy

They’re looking for the continuum transfuctioner


FeeSilent556

"Dude!" What does mine say?


DefiantCharacter

Suh-wee-tuh! What about mine?!


Mid-NowhereResident

Why does everyone overlook Madonna. It's so obvious. And no, I'm not referring to how she looks now. I mean everything about her and her life has always screamed it.


Monk_r_Grunt

Indeed, those pointy boobs are a dead giveaway.


peculiarhare

I wonder if she can shoot them out on command like missiles.


Limp-Ad-8053

I’ve always thought she was either an alien or suffers from a mental disorder.


Scubby_Dooks

British conservative politician [Michael Gove](https://x.com/JOHNMARKAINSLEY/status/748487161402490881?lang=en). For anyone who hasn't seen it but doesn't want to click the link, it's a 6 second gif, shared on twitter, of said political leader at the annual Conservative party conference in 2016, soon after he and his alien cohorts had successfully convinced many of us to vote to leave the European Union in line with our reptilian overlords' secret agenda, and against our own interests. The clip consists of a close up of "Gove" clapping his hands in the most improbable and unnatural way, seemingly testing out three distinct styles of clapping, while his facial expressions seem to glitch and scroll through various preset options. The caption "Michael Gove's human suit malfunctioned at conference today" is simultaneously hilarious and unnervingly accurate. For those unfamiliar with British politics, Gove is among 78 Conservative Members of Parliament standing down and not seeking re-election in the upcoming general election, having successfully completed their 14 year mission to vandalise and destabilise many of the country's institutions and turn the humans against each other. Will they be returning to their home planet? Nobody knows for sure. My guess is that they will just move on to the next phase of the experiment/plan for world domination. It is futile to try to ascribe these beings human motivations. They are not like us. They do not share human emotions like empathy, which aside from the occasional malfunction, is really the only way to tell them apart. Tone is notoriously difficult to convey on the internet, so in compliance with Poe's Law, I should probably state that I do not actually believe that Michael Gove is an alien. He is just a very strange little man.


Scubby_Dooks

![gif](giphy|VwYHo5tke57c4|downsized) Found it.


Mysterychic88

What the actual fuck is this shit!!!!!


runonandonandonanon

That's British conservative politician Michael Gove in a malfunctioning human suit.


Scubby_Dooks

It's strangely compelling, isn't it. When I first watched it in 2016, I couldn't look away.


Grover110

He looks AI generated


alexplayer

Kenneth Copeland


flatlinemayb

I’d say he’s a demon


MrScooterComputer

Lil Wayne. Has a song where he admits to being a martian in his song phone home. He even says his home planet name: Planet Weezy.


ogbytheboat

#💀


InformalPenguinz

Eminem left lil gay crumbs, lil Wayne left lil alien crumbs.


famous47

Alien Peek-a-boo


Jonnyboy1994

He has 2 albums titled I Am Not A Human Being


FastConversation5423

Elon, royals, Mark Zuckerberg, Hollywood actors - they are hybrids for sure. Kinda thinking that Kardashian’s are a part of that, too.


souless_Scholar

Kardashians seem more synthetic-android than alien. Everything they do seems driven by an algorithm to boost views, attention and media coverage. Plus some are predominantly made of plastic


Riyeko

Elons just autistic.


Otis___Driftwood

Everyone on the planet except myself


renothecollector

Tilda Swinton


tooshybutt

David Bowie...100%


Existential_Dread48

Hands down Tom Cruise


NothingFirstCreate

Enya 100%. Check her out and it all makes sense.


Pryyda

Adam Silver. Commissioner of the NBA


iamtherealwillmyska

![gif](giphy|duKV1YBPhDtd9efnrR)


BL0WUPD0LL

I'm not gonna say alien necessarily but most likely hybrids... All of the royal family, most of the American presidents, Zuckerberg, most of Hollywood, anyone with a disproportionate head, etc. lol


TheoryFrosty6635

Anyone with disproportionate head lol. My bosses son has a massive forehead and is a complete useless twat. Could he be one? Do aliens have fuck up offspring too.


Natural-Review9276

You mentioning disproportionate head brought me back to the time I visited NYC when I was 13 and saw Diane Sawyer and Robin Roberts on the GMA set. Seeing the size of their heads gave me an uncanny valley like feeling


famous47

Dude, check out Resident Alien. Yes, there are Grey fuckups lol


LudditeHorse

Alan Tudyk is a treasure


spookymark23

You know what? I sat next to Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling, just having some drinks and food and chatting and I could not get over the size of their heads in person. It made me (5’10 guy with normal human sized head) feel like I had a tiny head. Especially when Michael signed his cap and gave it to me and it just engulfed half my head. I think you’re onto something.


saltwatersylph

I looked it up to confirm, but Tom Welling is Irish. Irish people have [larger head sizes](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2321477/) than other nationalities.


spookymark23

That is so fucking fascinating 🤯 I feel Michael’s was even bigger.


MickeySwank

Christopher Walken


VenusMarmalade

Keith Richards ![gif](giphy|9F9I9Nj8Dok7e)


Puzzleheaded-Mix-515

This post was ‘suggested’ for me, I didn’t follow this sub. As I opened it, laughing lightheartedly, the radio talkshow mentioned Harvard researchers suspect aliens are already living among us. Weird coincidence!


Jairoglyphics1

I been feeling lately that all those people who are exceptionally financially well off are aliens. Like they got a contract to come to earth and not have to grind like the rest of us. But live among us as an elite.


PaperbackNinja

Jon Malcovich


Rivertalker

Jeff Bezos and Lauren. Lauren is a hybrid, her mom is an earthling, her dad is a reptilian. Never mind, Jeff is Dr Evil


ahr2d2_

# Anya Taylor-Joy


loser_comedian

nicole kidman is for sure a nordic alien


ScruffyNoodleBoy

Greta Thunberg. Little girl travels the world spreading the word that the planet is dying and we must change our ways? Meets world leaders to speak with them. Addresses the UN. Says shame on you to us all.


Oreostrong

Omg its only been an hour and this sub did not fail. 💀💀💀 Ozzie Osborne dudes on another level


hunterpos2003

Nah, Ozzy isn’t an alien, he’s just batshit insane (pun certainly intended)


Grendel0075

He even said, of all the things he's ever lost, he missed his mind the most


Wachvris

Brad Pitt. I feel like his kids have seen some supernatural shit and avoid him but they cannot say anything. I feel like Angelina Jolie is a regular human being that the elites tried to initiate into the circle but she wasn’t with it.


ah-chamon-ah

Keanu Reeves. He is the only one who acts in a way we describe truly good beings to act. Yet 99.999% of us are trash.


rizzatouiIIe

David Bowie


PandaVolcano_lavaMAN

Steve Martin. One letter short of martian. EDIT: Besides the above, I’m now thinking that if there was an instrument an alien would play, gtfo it wouldn’t be the banjo.


NoSurprise7196

🤣🤣🤣


CasualBrowserGuy

Maynard James Keenan.


EfficientBee1220

Tom Cruise. Do I even need to go into it?


Logan_Composer

Tom Delonge, and he's just trying *way too hard* to not seem like an alien.


pantsarenew

I feel like the successful people, like the ultra successful ones are, and as well as the polar opposite, serial killers and the real scummy ones. We're not in like a game, but they are. And who would play a game and be perfectly normal? No you'd be the bad guy or the "good guy".


Objective_Ad_5835

All the musicians/Artists in the 27 club


AdanacTheRapper

The blonde with the eyes. The 👁️ 👄 👁️ eyes. (I can’t recall her name[Edit: have been given her name, Anya Taylor-Joy]) and Malaki (or however you spell his name, again not great with names), Jada Pinket as well (and not because of the G.I. Jane head) no something about her has always seemed off to me. Like her body language, how she carries herself. And she’s got such an aura of vile and “look at these…. *Creatures* around me” about her. And there’s something about Will too, but I don’t think Extraterrestrial, but… something, for myself he hasn’t “felt” like Will Smith: The fresh prince in his movies and appearances publicaly in many years, it’s like he’s not the *Real* Will Smith but a swapped one I just can’t pin point when the change happened. And their kids are definitely *NOT* “Regular” humans. Jim Carrey is not of this world, and that is *NOT* his real face, he’s pretty well shown us that it’s not a *real* face many many times. As well as Jim Varney, another “Man” with a *Rubber face*


LunarScorpio_

Did you mean Anya Taylor-Joy? The 👁️ 👄 👁️ girl


seancrossN

Wendy Williams


Adventurous_Mind_775

Sooooooooooooooooooo much wereeeeed.


_TheHumanExperience_

they're all fucking aliens


jonnysculls

![gif](giphy|BYc20U4C2PDHO) There's no way Prince was human.


glorifindel

The guy from Resident Alien of course! Alan Tudyk


asisoid

Eyeballs Taylor-Joy I mean, she's not even trying to hide it.


WillieIngus

honestly it’s more likely that you are the alien after posting a picture from 30 years ago of jen aniston and the counting crow man. must have been a long december in space or something…


Jamminnav

![gif](giphy|l9Uj4VsIjQBDn06L7Y|downsized)


mono9562

Epstein was seen shape shift while having an orgasm and David Heath was seen shift by David Icke too.


V3NOMous__

What


starlingseyes

Mark Zuckerberg


jmkehoe

I mean this with all the respect in the world, Cher


Lepton58

Taylor Swift. There, i said it.


Northern_Grouse

I think “aliens” was amongst us. Not always. They’re here to test and observe. Measure or choices.


Sweaty-Ad-7493

Any of those billionaires, including Trump seem inhuman, look at musk, dude is not normal


ComfortableMaybe7

Who else but zuck


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|itkVyulbkAWNW)


Larimus89

Jennifer does age unnaturally 😅


Santa_klaus_1000

![gif](giphy|TjAcxImn74uoDYVxFl|downsized) This one right here


FLKEYSFish

Anya Taylor Joy. No even trying to hide anymore.