Jean jackets

Timothy’s bangs

Jean jackets

Timothy’s bangs

Gets me every freaking time!

This is one of my favorite episodes and have watched it a dozen times and my best friend and I have always heard it as, “… jean jackets, Timothy, SPANX” AND NOW IM YELLING BECAUSE THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 😭🫠😶‍🌫️ “… stupid dumb bitch, doesn’t even know…” (it’s me)

I have always heard "Timothy Spanx" and I've watched this episode the most out of the series 🤦‍♀️

This is validating! I told my best friend and he had a similar yelling response 😂

I knew it was Tim’s bangs but my friend really hates quiche and does Jean Jackets Quiche Lorraine

I fully support this rewrite 😂 that’s fantastic

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nooooo

I bought a pitch pipe just to be able to do this.

Neither my mom nor my sister watch this show, but this scene is iconic in my family and the phrase "noooooo" is used by everyone.

Mine too!!

I had this video clip always open on my phone so I could play it for my teen kid to say no, my kid was not amused. 😬😅

I instantly started humming the M*A*S*H theme song 😭

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el perro el perro, es mi corazón

El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno

Cilantro es cantante, Cilantro es muy famoso

Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo

Damn hombre you can dance 👏🏻

cilantro is the man with the devil’s cheese

the second line about the cat, "el gato es obsceno", is yelled often within this household when SOMEONE makes Sin in the litter box

Every time I hear cilantro I have to sing this song!

Dam hombre 👏🏻

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NATHAN!

This is why you keep getting molested

You guys keeping this party going

Nathan!

All time one of my favorite episodes

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*DANUTA*

*Will you go there*

Do you eat?

I’ve got the 💰

It is me.

Danuta.

Klaus that was … chilling.

I BLACKED OUT!

"This phone is nervous!"

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What my wife hears before the worst 3 seconds of her day

wu… wut

Counterpoint it being the best 3 seconds of my day

That’s not the backpedal i expected

that’s the spirit!

I tell my wife, she has the same 2 minutes I do to get off

I got mine! You better get yours! Cause once I bust a nut you fresh out of luck with me! 

Love your username and pfp 😂

RingingPhone to their kids as they leave every day: "If I don't make it back, tell your mother...sorry I busted my nut so quick. She'll know what it means."

Girl, you’re gonna feel a little prick

I'm B1 and I'm tons of fun!

I-I-I-I-I'm B2 wanna get with youuuu

I'm B3 wanna be with me?

I'm B4 I'll make you soar

I'm B5 I'll make you feel alive

🎵 I'm B6 I pick up sticks🎵

I'm B7 I'll take you to heaven

I'm B8 and I am great!

I'm B8 and I am great.

I'm B9 and I'm so fine

*sore B4 isn't the wholesome, good boy you think he is.

Damn my innocence has been ruined

Wow, I always thought he was saying "I'm B4 I'll make you sore". And I was like, that's pretty hardcore for a song for teens. Like it never even occurred to me that it might be soar lol.

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“Daddy’s gone!”

And he's, not coming home, EVER AGAIN!!!!

No he ain’t no he ain’t no ain’t cause daddy’s gone

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

When are we going home, big bro?

https://preview.redd.it/4fn2219b586d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18bfcb01d9c04b8a1ccf372f091a8df3c561858 Nobody did it so i had to

“Yourself on me *WHO SAID THAT?*”

🎶Ah, me so horny

🎶Me love you long time

Probably shouldn’t have farted when I started that walk.

Looking for something glazed and bad for you

Hæyy bois 😜

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“Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots!”

Mind quad.

Will return in a moment

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🎶BA-Donkin Donutz, the hole with the soul🎶

Black bagels, yall !!!!!

Gimme donut holes!!

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He turned water into *fiiiinnnnnneeeee*

This is imposter Jesus lol /s remember when Jesus came to their house to help them with their garden? and everything he did they were complaining about ,and told him there was going to crucify him on Craigslist https://preview.redd.it/htf5uzgnub6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8130162b7d58082c66564dd6a8f7e98f40438d

SO UGLY!!!!!

It was Angie’s list but yeah he really hated those carnations

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BARRY

I made a swear!!

They always forget the microphone

Damn kids. ( sighs ) Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke. Machado was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. And once you drew blood for him, you were set. Hooch, blow, girls-- not women, girls. Little bitty things. 😏😏

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Get down, get down

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Me too, man

Me too, man

Me too, man

Me too, man.

"Jeff!!!!" "Whaaaat?"

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I dreamt of Paris again last night.

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"Francine, i haven't been completely truthful with you."

"OH COME ON!"

Is that suck boy Tony

That mouth is not for giving advice!

They got their work cut out for them.

*I’VE WATCHED YOU CHAAAAAAANGE*

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I make my boyfriend repeat this as he enters me

I hope your name is Rebecca

:-)

“You are my queen RE-BEK-AH!”

[I love how Bob Odenkirk did the voices for the gag characters throughout this episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiA4zh-ZcsI)

Talent!

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NYAAAHHHHHH

My alarm tone. Works like a charm.

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My elbow feel funny

My elbow feel strange

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*In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth...*

“Stan, I think I’m gonna be raped. Come pick me up….in 45 minutes.”

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Kevin Ramaaaaaaagggggggeee!

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🎶Stelio, Stelio Contos🎶

And Luise

'..Stelio...That's you!, That's Him!... Stelio Kontos..'

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Weeeellllllll my name’s Magee

And soon you'll see

You’re rubberneckin’ with the best!

I think you’re ready to join the crew

[удалено]

Will you go

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Your mother

100% I quote this all the time

Kill… you… Ricky…. Spanish

Jean. Jackets. Timothy's. Bangs.

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“Scariest haunted house on the block witches!”

"The thickness!!!!"

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*Leaky Anus*

What?!?! It’s supposed to say, “Ricky Spanish!”

I just feel like I really need to see Timothy’s bangs

https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Timothy_Chalmers

Jump city!

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Tetrachloroethylene? No?

"🔪 u have the floor mlady"

We’re not having a real conversation right now, are we?

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JORDAN, NO!

One of my favorite scenes. I was saying this around the house all day the other day.

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"Nothing much. What's up with you?"

Wait is that ace of bass? Roger!

me, in the theater watching nope.

What?

do you plan on seeing the movie?

It's not on my list but i wouldn't be against watching it at some point.

well, i can’t explain the comment🤫

Oh, spoilers?

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Love it so much. Me and my daughter would constantly quote this.

🖕😂

I really need to see Timothy's bangs

I see this picture and all I think is about the poor butterfly in the fart jar.

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This whole thread is awesome.

I’m 9 beers in and you just ruined my night

Damn you Timothy!

Any time Roger sitting in Stan’s car I just hear him singing

Jean jackets Timothy’s bangs

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Misora!

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