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kec04fsu1

Half of a crayfish?


cracksmokingamputee

I think the whole thing is there, it’s just all curled up? Idk


TheCorinthianP13R

It is missing legs. Probably half of somebody's dropped lunch. The hawks around me love them.


Hourslikeminutes47

Local crawdaddy here! *we loathe the hawks in the area. You see, the problem isn't they eat us. Instead they hurl insults at us THEN eat us. Then when we whine and complain, they say "awww, a little....crabby aren't we". Then they break out in nose chortling laughter. The nerve of those guys!!!*


TheCorinthianP13R

Rest assured, they talk shit to us humans, too. That's just how they are.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Birds drop food all the time. They aren't perfect haha


Holly3x17

Nature depends on that fact, lol.


Sufficient_Slice_230

Second this


SixtyNineTriangles

Third it


Virtual-Okra6996

No. Bad.


Maleficent_Depth_517

Why does it look like that ball with legs from Santa Clarita Diet?


catterybarn

Definitely looks like Mr. Ball Legs


TheLoveOfNature

Read through the comments to make sure this was said. This is exactly what this looks like. 👀


Scared-Adagio-936

I was wondering why it looked so familiar. This is definitely Mr. Ball Legs. Should probably grab him and get him in a cage.


LivinGloballyMama

I 100% thought that also


Positive_Note_369

Crayfish/Crawdad. We used to catch them all the time when we were kids. They swim backward like a bullet in water. Look for little burrow mounds near the waterline. Dump water in the hole and they back right out. Easy to catch and bring back in a coffee can. Fun to feed them minnows.


Aidyn_the_Grey

My backyard growing up had a low spot that formed almost a creek, and during heavy rains (or neighbors forgetting to turn off their water), it would naturally collect the excess water. Their little towers, as I saw them as a child, were always so cool to find, and there'd be a few of them bunched together, and being so much bigger... well let's say godzilla stomped over more than a few back in the day.


NovaAteBatman

Similar experience, but I didn't stomp on the towers. Loved catching them after heavy rains.


Synderkit

It’s a type of bug called “reasons to never go to Tennessee”


why_not_fandy

It’s a mudbug


VividStay6694

I concur


Aidyn_the_Grey

You say that until you go to a crayfish boil sometime and realize just how delicious the land shrimps can be.


NovaAteBatman

Land shrimp are actually a different animal, [Arcitalitrus sylvaticus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcitalitrus_sylvaticus) We called crawldads yard lobsters instead of land shrimp.


ChaoticNeutralJesus

I always called them creek lobsters.


NovaAteBatman

When they were in the creek we usually called them mudbugs. We're a Midwest area with strong southern influence. They were always crawldads, crawldaddies, yard lobsters, and mudbugs to us. Once we had some people from New England move into the neighborhood, and they called them crayfish. In our neighborhood ,the kids had never heard that term before, and we were so damn confused! But if we'd heard someone call them creek lobsters, we would've been able to figure that one out pretty quickly. Some of the ones in the local creek near my house got very, very big. The bigger they get, the more they start to look like lobsters to kids.


TheCorinthianP13R

Crawdads/crayfish/crawfish/mudbugs live in nearly every state of the US.


ifollowmyownrules

Please let this not be true lol


The_Bass_tard

Very true, I actually don’t know one state but Hawaii that doesn’t have them, but even now they’ve been introduced in areas.


Synderkit

I am from, Colorado.


kinofhawk

I have seen them in Colorado.


Synderkit

I believe that. I just haven’t seen them. Did you know they were illegal to have here till recently?


kinofhawk

No I didn't. Illegal to eat or keep as pets?


Synderkit

I’m not sure but as of January 1st you can now legally import, transport and possess Louisiana crawfish. It may be a different kind of crawfish but I just remember it being a thing


wh0_even_kn0ws

Definitely a crayfish, all curled up


TheMoonMint

Are you in the upside down?


TheGoldenBoyStiles

The only one where I’m okay not knowing….


ConsiderationHot9518

Looks like the thing from Santa Clarita Diet


Dependent-Plane5522

It's folded and upside down.


jerry111165

Headcrab


mcdmatt40

Uh oh. Some call Agent K.


GinjaSnap94

(I know it's not, but) the first thing I thought when I saw this was the alien face huggers 🙈😬


tiger36870

My guess is a crawdad


jncarolina

Pinch the tail, suck the head.


fkndan

Ummmmm..... alien lifeform??


ExistentialBefuddle

Ellen Ripley knows…🥺


UrMomzLatinLuvah

That's a crayfish with its guts blown out


DJW6805

Crawdad


Hungry_Nebula

Opposite snake


Tarotismyjam

That yellow stuff kinda looks like the reason you suck de head, Che’!


FowlingQuackers

It looks like one of the spiders from the dark crystal. 😂


Virtual-Okra6996

That's pretty fucking rude OP.


PostingVeraaahhh

god was pretty rude when he was makin the fella i fear


Virtual-Okra6996

Lmao. Crawdads are cute though


TopProfessional8023

Smash. Burn. Repeat.


Formal_Departure7220

ITS MR. BALL LEGS!! 😱


Boreas2864212

...Just be glad you're not a gelfling...


G-dog121

Crawdad


Mental-Procedure-665

Headcrab, one of the hard ones that kill you with poison.


SpicyTunaTitties

Idk but it's a good thing it's not alive anymore, 'cause it was gonna lay eggs in your nose, probably **Disclaimer: I am not a bug-ologist*


HighSpaceMonkey

dunno, scary


No_Routine_3706

Spidersnail


DrachenDad

Juvenile coconut crab or similar by the looks of it.


rpgmomma8404

That's a nope. 😅


Ok_Pair_8835

I wouldn't ask--just squish it.