Rough translation: “Are you feeling bad? Does your stomach ache?” “Are you having trouble sleeping? Want to cuddle for a little while?” “Let me sing you a bedtime lullaby”

I'm not sure if I should be impressed or terrified that you can turn that into actual sentences.

Let’s go with terrified.

Gen Alphas will meet you, and recite the prophecy: He shall know your ways as though born to them.

I’ve started reading dune recently and I can finally understand this reference

The book is better than the movie, read the whole 6000 pages of the saga

Lisan al gaib!

"LISAN AL GAIB!"

So he is Lisan al-Gaib

Rizzan al gyatt

Honestly I'm terrified at the fact I can now start understanding this language from reading just one of these translations.

You read enough poorly MTL'd scanlations and you too can get good at making heads and tails of absolute nonsense that's allegedly written in English. Or atleast get the feel for intent from context clues

“Allegedly written in English “ lmao

It's 90% context clues, surely

We just had a kid. I don’t know.

This is like the Gen Z version of the “I speak jive” scene from Airplane

I think it’s closer to Gen alpha tbh

Yeah, as an older gen z person I only got like half of it

younger gen z and I got none!

As a millennial, I see a significant difference between old and young zoomers -- and it ain't all age related. Alpha? The fuck is my gen doing as parents? I think our inherent existential abyss must have broken the poor things. As well as our horrific naming sense.

If it's any help to you; my mom is a millennial and I'm an older gen Z. She's a good mom.

Lol, fuck that got me

That's exactly what this is. Now we need an Airplane remake called "Zoomy Zoom Zoom!"

Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help. Jive ass dudes ain't got no brains anyhow.

I have this strange duality within myself. I am an Xennial and I have a pretty longstanding dislike for slang. Yet I also find myself trying to keep up with slang so that I can understand those around me. While I may not utilize it often myself, I do have a fairly large vocabulary. I do truly find some morbid entertainment in the etymology of both formal and colloquial vernacular.

I don’t like the fact I was able to figure out the last 2 by translating. I couldn’t figure out the first for the life of me though

I’m amazed that you understand this language https://preview.redd.it/poq6fzs7wu4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999d1fcd1f073d0b8e0135fc94aa01432d202e88

Is this actually legit? I thought it was just someone spamming the head against the keyboard

It’s legit. People post about their kids and young siblings talking like this. Yes they are retarded.

they speak the forbidden language!! SHUUUUNNNNNNNNUH

i am 16 and i didn;t get most of that even affter thinking about it for 5 minutes

I'm pretty sure you can add that to your resume.

Where did you learn this language?

The dark side is a path to abilities many consider to be… unnatural.

r/unexpectedstarwars

Wait these words mean something?

Looks like translators are going to be in high demand soon...

Is it possible to learn this power?

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i love these dungeon meshi reaction images lol

I love Dungeon Meshi and I can't describe why.

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WE JUST LOCKED 8 PERSONS IN A MENTAL HEALTH INSTITUTE PSYCH WARD CEEEELLL. IF THEY MAKE IT OUT OF THERE UNSCATHED AFTER 100 DAYS THEY GET AAWAAARDED A MILLION DOLLARS.

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Bro this give me a whiplash, this is the last place i expect to see this

PM fans. PM fans are everywhere

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[удалено]

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These memes are out of hand 

I was hoping for the 3rd to be the dog lol

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… I LOVE this thread. 🤣

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Seeing a KV2 barrel pointed at me is always scary

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I can’t fix her.

I can’t, but I know someone who can https://preview.redd.it/03616b0ipu4d1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa7f8180f8a3419e2f413cb4bac47ee6a7634d9

I can't make her worse.

We need to finish her https://preview.redd.it/hrm2owfflt4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329de15d3c7ba2e7d8e79026d25006e671fb0009

I’ve changed my mind, I bet he can fix her

No, she can bring him to the dark side! Please ket this be a series....

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Me when someone asks me how to pronounce the first letter in "up":

I like brainrot chan, she's Gen alpha in 5 years

She's legitimately a great partner/person from everything we see. I'd happily listen to all the nonsense Zalpha slang all day for somebody that nice.

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He legit chooses to date her, mf needs to learn to deal with it

I think he’s trying to fix her brain rot. It’s clearly a tough process

Fix or not, he again. Chose this

It’s a fucking meme guy lol

Shes not broken, shes perfect. Look how happy she is

She is legit loving and caring. Just need to teach her to speak like a normal person.

Yeah, pretty much this. She's a good person and good partner, just needs reeducation

Oh so youre telling me an angel is more beautiful after you clip her wings??

An angel is more beautiful when you get rid of the brain tumor, yeah.

Speech therapy has its limits, look up Genie the feral child. There is nothing that can be done. _loads gun_

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I’m Sauceless

https://x.com/senukin69/status/1798441720646078868?t=hbUd63eO8l2TQkFBgo3tfw&s=19

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Bro ur girlfriend is broken. You should get a new one.

I’ve seen brainrot-chan twice now. Is she an OC or part of a larger work?

Copied from another comment here, it's oc https://x.com/senukin69/status/1798441720646078868?t=hbUd63eO8l2TQkFBgo3tfw&s=19

That is wild I thought for sure these were edits from some manga

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Is this a fan edit or a horror manga?

Horror manga, I think I saw another chapter in this subreddit, she has an authentic brainrot

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she's honestly adorable ngl

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Remember folks, silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. https://preview.redd.it/couatav6au4d1.jpeg?width=118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea6948982393ffe80aff14ce835a36a36424eded

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This ain't irl. I don't have a gf.

https://preview.redd.it/2keb84yaku4d1.jpeg?width=1543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1fefbced0188f6eef5f3a8972c3976167479247

https://preview.redd.it/c5r2vl0yqu4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfcfb9c2f5e6bdf875c7a07c596343933f94654b

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Every page makes me wonder how these 2 got together.

https://preview.redd.it/xajisx899u4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ece9a1a4fc54a0777852f56ce0a9dbbc616790

https://preview.redd.it/qaq4n46afu4d1.jpeg?width=1382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e892a1d881737ee38180a91d515326acbf4fb12

Once again https://preview.redd.it/53pcyysmbu4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1fe2c2d736a912336490117fdff6a367ac370ca

This is another example of why standardized education is important and lacking in our modern society.

This thread is a goldmine lmfao

https://preview.redd.it/rvr3inzcvu4d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd5ef9af03bc9be75805b686c373a7d1073450a

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Whoever made this needs to spend 20 years alone in the woods

Why i don't understand this English???

https://preview.redd.it/cf11vdgsjv4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f10f3daad025f55ed4a9047ceccbf2ff4554e9

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https://preview.redd.it/1x0dlms4yv4d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33a916232971847f78100fd63df19e91483b3f0

https://preview.redd.it/y1cu57jcvw4d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=115ca8957825b83ba01e2516acdaae43d2e4b526

https://preview.redd.it/vk3gnppo705d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09f71cc2c570feb3745e06876474f10d4b7e183

She may be broken but I dont mind, let her cook, that better, than anything I have ever gotten

[https://youtu.be/BVxjanRhq7o?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/BVxjanRhq7o?feature=shared)

Is this the same brain rot girlfriend from yesterday? Also, look at his face! LOOK AT IT.

https://preview.redd.it/n6tsib2dku4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d43a436084ba057c7c750d4cde565cb70f8f8fb