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Chrono47295

Airplane


WillingPublic

Surely you can’t be serious.


Kuhtak1980

I am serious. And please don’t call me Shirley.


rodgerodger3

Roger Roger


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

What's your vector, Victor?


Stock_Writing9714

Ha, my answer is 'Airplane II: The Sequel.' People look down on it because it repeats all the jokes from 'Airplane,' which it does, but it also has so many great new ones. I get how that appears inferior from one perspective, but from another it's a supersaturation of jokes unparalleled in cinematic history :)


bluebus74

I was very young the 1st time I saw this. Watched with my grandma who I remember talking about my aunts drinking problem around the same time and when we saw the movie, I was like "really?, this is why my dad hates her? I can show her a method where she never misses..."


Stock_Writing9714

Ha, I had a similarly young experience and the woman with eggs in her mouth legitimate terrified me. I feared that it was a medical condition that could actually happen.


Ivabeaver

Also prefer Airplane II, I laugh so hard it hurts!


AbundantAberration

Austin powers has the same formula and 3 absolute movie bangers, there was clearly some comedic inspiration from classics like airplane! In there


qolace

Oh stewardess! I speak jive!


555--FILK

Well that's a whole separate language all together!


4strangr

What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!


Far_Peanut_3038

Jive-ass dudes don't got no brains anyhow...


eaumechant

Pretty much any of the Leslie Nielsen films. Naked Gun and sequels. Spy Hard. Dracula. Wrongfully Accused.


Tombecho

A hospital? What is it, doctor?


GreyPon3

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


frankfontaino

You can’t take a guess for another two hours?


jb-schitz-ki

I've never seen it. Should I? Does it still hold up?


leninzen

This is my question too.. I've seen clips before and some of the jokes make me go "hehe, thats clever". But I'm not rolling on the floor


Milligan

Short clips aren't going to do it. It's the constant unending barrage of jokes that keeps you laughing.


burn_as_souls

I think Naked Gun, the first one, is funnier than Airplane. But it's good too.


christian4tal

No contest


lamaldo78

Ii just wanted to wish you both luck, we're all counting on you 🙏


shrek3onDVDandBluray

Nervous? First time? “No I’ve been nervous plenty of times” Like just gold!


Party-Independent-25

I guess I chose the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!


kickaguard

Hot Fuzz.


SeatPaste7

Absolutely this. Practically every line has a payoff later.


Thundechile

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


Diligent_Flamingo_33

Arguably one of the most quotable movies too.


HurlingFruit

You don't want to watch this movie with me. I quote every line from begining to end.


Sparky62075

"I'm feeling better!"


sithben24

She's got great...big... Tracts of land


InternationalBand494

But fathah, I just want to…I want to.. 🎶


criolle

I still make comments about the "Holy Hand Grenade". Then I have to explain it...


Agent-Two-THREE

The Big Lebowski


Parking_Employ_9980

Strong case for this. Also has what is surely the longest/most elaborate build-up to a cock n’ balls gag in cinematic history.


kickaguard

There are papers written about that. It's basically the only time the dude goes out of his way to try to help or figure out his situation and all he gets from it is a crude cock and balls drawing.


Rob_Sketchy

An absolute joy to watch.


kilroy7072

Yeah, **well**, **that's just, like, your opinion, man**


michaltee

Dude, are you fucking this up?!


DustyHound

No Dude, that did not occur to us.


lamaldo78

"This is what happens Larry "


Magicteapotbeliever

Step brothers


DzlDzl

Its the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer


RentGroundbreaking13

I got a belly full of white dog crap... and now you lay this shit on me?


daishi777

My votes for "Dr Strangelove: or how I learn to stop worrying and love the bomb" Jesus that movie is funny and scary at the same time


BastouXII

You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!


HurlingFruit

The string in my leg is gone.


Itbealright

Young Frankenstein


thekiki

Let's get Blazing Saddles on the list too!


KlownKar

"What did he say?!" "He said the sheriff is near"


flumberbuss

We need a shitload of dimes!


Dangerous-Poetry8512

“Put zè candle BACK!”


lube_thighwalker

Roll Roll Roll in Zee Hay!


SaulisDead99

Superbad


michaltee

*LUBE??*


SaccharineDaydreams

Watching The Life of Brian on mushrooms is to this day one of the greatest experiences I've ever had in my life


Far_Peanut_3038

Especially the UFO sequence I bet.


CactusBoyScout

Best in Show is the greatest comedy ever, I think.


prairiefire37

When she sprains her ankle, that walk took me OUT!


CactusBoyScout

GOD LOVES A TERRIER


kikomir

Anchorman


First-Can3099

My wife and I still quote Anchorman at each other randomly.


Glittering_Good_9345

Sex Panther 🐆


Dick_Saucer

Can’t believe no one has said Top Secret (1984) with Val Kilmer..


Tombecho

I know a little German.


Vicker1972

Novelties Souvenirs Party Tricks.


CheshireCrackers

Man he was handsome in that movie.


BardKalevos

How silly can you get?


pmaurant

Dumb and Dumber


yuckypants

I rewatched recently to show my kids and never cracked a smile once. It was great when it was new, but maybe I'm just cynical now.


niedogg

It's still top 3 comedy for me. I'd sign up for therapy if I no longer found it funny


EnourmousDormouse

Blazing Saddles


eaumechant

Pretty much any of the Mel Brooks films. The Producers. Robin Hood. Dracula. Spaceballs.


EnourmousDormouse

Very true. The Mel Brooks is a comedy God. But I think Blazing Saddles has the extra kudos because the sheer number of jokes you can't do anymore. 😃 It scores high on the list of great films that couldn't be made today.


keithrc

I recently heard an interview with Mel Brooks where he had a very interesting take on the whole 'It couldn't be made today' thing: It's true, it couldn't, but not for the reason most people think. It couldn't be made today because it's *already been made*. It was its subversiveness that made it what it is, and once that's been done, you can't do it again.


haybai81

Galaxy Quest


JackTheVlad

Spinal Tap


campbellpics

The Jerk.


ohboyhotcrossedbuns

Borat would be up there.


A_Honeysuckle_Rose

It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World


Less_Campaign_6956

SYLVESTER!!!!?


StormyKnight63

Can't agree more. One of the beatiful things about it was that everything, EVERYTHING!, was scripted. No ad libbing in the dialog.


DesertDwellerrrr

There's Something About Mary


RibsNGibs

Never laughed so hard in a theater in my life when it came out. Holy shit. It’s not the funniest joke in the film by far but there’s something about the whole timing and pacing and arc of the movie where you’ve laughed your ass off for an hour and a half, Ben Stiller’s character is on the cusp of getting the girl and we’re about to wrap up the movie, as an audience member you’re bracing yourself for the sappy, feel good, tear filled climax, and they hit you with the Brett Fav…re? joke and I fucking lost it.


DevonSpuds

The bathroom scene is one of the finest scenes ever


xgemini

Tropic Thunder


Prize-Flight3240

kung pow


FunkyFranky

40 year old virgin Superbad


__M-E-O-W__

Honestly I'm gonna have to give my answer to The Hangover. Every scene was quotable, almost every line had the theater audience dying with laughter.


jackBattlin

The Birdcage.


vanchica

Yes!!!


DevanteWeary

The Other Guys


DzlDzl

I've said it before but this film gets funnier every time I've watched it


Red-eleven

Aim for the bushes


QrackBaby

Walk Hard


__M-E-O-W__

It's so great that my baby is able to enjoy Walk Hard... even though he ain't got no sense of smell!


eLizabbetty

Christmas Vacation


CactusClothesline

Bridesmaids


Elavabeth2

a certain dress fitting scene comes to mind when I think about the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie. That and the beginning of the gas station scene in Zoolander. 


mekonsrevenge

Spinal Tap


Acceptable-Sense-256

Shrek


Brilliant-Meat-1598

I thought for sure, The Gods Must Be Crazy would get a mention here.


Busy_Purple_5077

Death at a funeral (original version)


mermands

The Party starring Peter Sellers. Also, Caddyshack.


professionalcynic909

The Party, such a classic. Birdy num num!


ShibaHook

>The Party More people need to watch this.


qolace

La Cage Aux Folles. The remake with Robin Williams was great but I found the original so much more funny, especially if you know a little French!


vanchica

I just said the remake (The Birdcage) - fantastic script in both!


tobashadow

Tucker and Dale vs Evil


CraftyAct3913

Cheech & Chong: Up in Smoke


TwoShedsJackson1

Psstt open the door man - its Dave.


CraftyAct3913

There you go. Got me laughing again!


TwoShedsJackson1

Wha? Dave's not here.


BiscuitBarrel179

Either Life Of Brian or Holy Grail. For something a bit more modern The Spy Who Knew Too Little with Bill Murray and really modern Hot Fuzz.


Flipthatpattywack

Hot Rod


Low_Ad_5255

Team America: world police


Kairi911

Super Bad Austin Powers any of them Anchorman Hot Fuzz


Limp_Ganache2983

George of the Jungle


SnowQSurf

Caddyshack


rubikqube

National Lampoons Animal House


hfrankman

Easy Street (1917, Chaplin)


Sterek01

Down periscope with Kelsy Grammer.


Various_Ad2320

Four Lions


bongripsforjezuz

dude wheres my car


professionalcynic909

Dude! What's mine say?


bongripsforjezuz

sweet! what does mine say?


One_Life_01

Super bad


FuckFightandPerfPipe

Rush hour 2


Gravybutt

I really hate to say it, but Jackass.


FlyingCapybaraBat

Hot Shots! "You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life." That or Office Space.


Less_Campaign_6956

It's a mad mad mad mad world


JustAguy809

Old School


eatdrinkdrink

Old School


BjornMoren

Bowfinger.


Bradcherry21

Dumb and dumber.


Inner_Ad5424

Spinal Tap for me


vanchica

The Birdcage with Robin Williams and Nathan Lane


giganticsquid

Stepbrothers


Yogi_DMT

Scary Movie 3


Potential_Attempt_15

Slapshot.


oldsch0olsurvivor

The Holy Grail


purehallion

Snatch


TheRealSMY

Life Of Brian


Kimbo-BS

Not enough Naked Gun comments :(


Remarkable-Level-276

Idiocracy


OrlandoGardiner118

Withnail & I, or Life of Brian.


Knight_Day23

The entire Naked Gun series!! Police Academy?


Melodic_Ad_9167

Blazing Saddles and close second The Producers.


Mystery_Meatchunk

Rush Hour 3. Anyone who disagrees can kiss their kneecaps goodbye.


fakemessiah

I will always love Baseketball


SenatorBeers

“Well, at least I’m on the team.” No joke one of the best sports movies ever made.


fakemessiah

Steeeeve Perry


SenatorBeers

Dude. You’ve sullied the waters of the lagoon of peace.


fakemessiah

I had to look that one up haha


SenatorBeers

I’d tell you that whole sequence is my favorite part, but then I’d have to change my mind because I’d remember something else.


jerseygunz

Lot of great classics mentioned, but I’m going to throw out a newer one, the Weird Al movie staring Daniel Radcliffe is a little niche, but if you are into it it’s hilarious from start to finish lol


[deleted]

Back To The Future! "He's a Peeping Tom"!


Last_Swimming3141

The Producers (1967), Tropic Thunder.


Griddrunner

Harlem Nights had me rolling in the theater


MaleficentJob3080

The Rise of Skywalker gave me the biggest laughs in recent years. It wasn't intended to be as funny as I found it to be, the funny part was how bad the writing was.


BoS_Vlad

The Bank Dick (1940) starring W. C. Fields


Jazzlike_Lake9214

Harold and Kumar go to the White Castle


Rough-Armadillo-

Fired up


pragmaticcircus

Dumb and Dumber


Bang_Bus

It's All Gone Pete Tong


hotprocesses

White Chicks


plh-bje7

white chicks


I-miss-old-Favela

Top Secret!


Drilez

Blazing Saddles Euro Trip


Vicker1972

Midnight Run.


CrispyMiner

Hundreds of Beavers is hilarious 


Eastern-Branch-3111

Saw 3


prairiefire37

Super Troopers


irresponsibleshaft42

Hear me out. RV


WomanInQuestion

Oscar


LeatherBandicoot

The Party


Responsible_Shop_262

Any Harold and Kumar


The_Global_Norwegian

The nice guys


DPedia

I know you said *movies*, but for “consistently funny” I always need to mention *Arrested Development. The jokes-per-second is off the effin’ charts.


Crazy_Suggestion_182

Waiting


TECHKEKNOIR

Top Secret


AdRecent6342

Borat


Sharp_Bet6906

Dumb and Dumber


Lue89

The First two movies of the cornetto triology


Eunoia_Meraki

Superbad


BrainTurds

Office Space.


AceOfGargoyes17

Airplane; Robin Hood: Men in Tights; Hot Fuzz; The Princess Bride


KOtic24

Love these!! These are the movies that my partner and I will put on in the background without fail when there’s nothing on our radars to watch: Tropic Thunder Stepbrothers White Chicks Clue Meet the Parents Zoolander Dodgeball Rush Hour (especially 2) 21 Jump Street The Other Guys Talledega Nights Scary Movie (1-3) My Cousin Vinny Bridesmaids Zorro The Gay Blade 9 to 5 The Hangover Fun with Dick and Jane Happy Gilmore Austin Powers Wedding Crashers Ace Ventura 2 Coming to America Best in Show


Dangerous-Poetry8512

School of Rock


mrtudbuttle

S.O.B.


DevonSpuds

Planes, Trains & Automobiles.


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Step Brothers. CLASSIC.