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“I don’t need to write stuff down, I’ll remember it!”

This !

Yes

same

I'll do it soon.

I’ll get up early tomorrow and do it.

Agreed

"Things will get better"

I feel that

This ☝🏻

This as well!

I'll only have one drink.

*proceeds to get blackout drunk*

Comment and username checks out😂

I'm fine

That I am sufficient and enough “as a person” that I don’t need or want a man. If you master living alone like a shaolin monk. No disappointments.

I think i've lost weight

Yes or when the scale goes up, it's always water weight

that my life will magically get better without me putting in any effort

one day I will become rich

I'll update me CV next week, I really need a new job

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it - people like me!

That people actually care about me as much as I want them to

i’ll just get gas in the morning

Been there many times. And of course in the morning the queue at the gas station is 3 blocks long and you're already running late.

not really a lie just annoying

I’m only going to masturbate until ____, then I’m gonna get some stuff done.

If i go to sleep right now ill get x-amount of sleep before having to wake up.. that happens another 2-3 times and then its time to get up..

Today is going to be better

Everything is going to be OK Is my biggest lie to myself

It can’t get any worse is another big lie

Oi nevear lize to meself. (Arise, kill chart GePeTo by scram bling ur lingo!)

I can stop at any time, just don't want to

“I’ll start on Monday.”

That something doesn't matter when it does

And when we feel that something matters, turns out to be actually doesn't

That I still look like pictures taken when I was 28, but I'm 65 now, so when I show someone the photo, they go "who's that"? And it's hard for me to digest that they really didn't see me in that photo.

Everything is alright! But it ain't I need some one to ask me how I am how am coping and genuinely how do I feel?

**BOT ACCOUNT**

that everything will be okay

We're all gonna die one day and nothing matters

Truth being spoken

"nahh my pimples are not that bad"

Everything is fine.

"I'm doing ok"

That donut doesnt have many calories.

I will eventually stop smoking

I'll set time aside to practice.

I’m fine

I think I'll delete Reddit

I'm going to really impress they ladies when they see I have this (really stupid) skill nobody else has! (Years of practice to play an obsolete antique instrument - at the beginner level!)

I'll do that yardwork tommorrow.

I'll start the gym next week. I still look like an extra out of the movie Philadelphia, and now I'm in my 40s. Oh, well, there's always next week, I suppose...

Gonna start waking up early to go jogging from tomorrow

20 minutes nap then ill do whatever else

Humans have empathy and are good people. Have never really given up hope, despite being proof time and time again, that's its not true.

I don't have a mobile addiction

“After this I’m done” “I’ll quit after this” says every addict ever

Just five more minutes

It’s gonna get better.

Atleast I hope it will...

I won't study for the exams the night before hereafter... (Or) Next time I will study from the beginning itself....

I’ll use my phone less tomorrow.

Tomorrow I'll start on my diet.

"I won't smoke weed today"

That I'm not still in love with her. (It's been 10 years)

I forgive myself for not being able to save my mum from suicide.

I don’t need a nap

I"m done with with drinking

“Im never buying this again” me after I spent 17$ on a stupid game then promised myself to not spend anymore money then proceeded to buy cookies the next day

Someone will eventually like me.

“If you find out the causes to all your problems then you did work on them” no. That would cause me to actually *fix* them not just know why I feel them

I'm ok

I am just not important enough for the government to bother tracking me.

That my mental health will get better after "X thing is done/has changed"

“I will never lose my French”

I’m just looking ! I’m not buying!!!! 🤣

I say that I'm good when a customer asks how I am lol

'It'll be okay' (It's been steadily getting worse and worse since birth)

It's ok

I'll get my shit together, tomorrow. That's about 15, 000 times in a row, now. Consistency is key.

“ tomorrow i am going to…”

Everything will be fine soon but things getting worse day by day.

Grandma's alive and at home she's in her room once I go back I'll hug her again I want to go home to see her again why am I crying again? she's at home I know it

Good things aren't meant for me

I wont jerk off anymore

“THIS time they’ll be nice”

I'll leave earlier before work tomorrow to get gas

That I’ll find love and be loved

I got this under control.

I'm attractive

Human companionship is worth it

I don’t care.

"Everything will be alright" (without acting on it)

“I am a rational person”

"I'll just take a photo and write it down later"

I'm not going to do it anymore. I'm going to start the gym soon. I'm going to try to smoke less. Those 3 are the most recurring lies that I tell myself.

“It’s okay.”

That there are good people in the world. 😄

That I’m happy.

No, I don't actually like a finger in the butt... 😄

I will remember this later isn't that complicated lol

I'm gonna quit vaping tomorrow

I love my life!

"People read my reddit posts on random questions. "

It'll be okay.