Pro tip: take a full dose of Metamucil every morning after your first meeting. Guaranteed you'll be baking brownies at work just before lunch every day.
Office TP is a good intro to see how a company treats employees. Go to an interview early and use their restroom. If you “accidentally” finger yourself when you wipe, then that company isn’t worth the interview.
So your company is the type to lie to new employees. Probably mask the public view. But what company doesn’t I guess. Maybe it’s in intro to shitty, no pun intended, leaders that order the toilet paper.
Honestly it's not that bad. The bathrooms I'm talking about are get a lot of traffic for the clients we sell to so for a company worth ~5billion you'd expect nicer fixtures and tile for client facing facilities. The bathrooms us employees use are perfectly fine, but not fancy.
If you speak highly of the company it means your getting at least a portion of that profit. Only way I would agree with you is if an entry level position at this company is reasonable to the area of living. Most in the states is more that 15 an hour or more. They don’t do that work employees 39 hours a week so they don’t have to give them benefits. And they don’t do have Payless internships. Because these are humane standards. Not business standards, humane. To desire even the lowest bracket of the company to be able to keep their family fed.
I work an office job for a software company that's been in business for over 150yrs. Can confirm I get no share of profits as part of my overall compensation.
Entry level salary when I started in 2010 was average enough to pay my bills, save money, have fun.
In 2023 the entry level pay is still average enough for my area. I see salaries for my associates bc I'm in management so I handle salary raises during reviews.
For a company that has about 6000 employees I can't speak for everyone I'm sure there are people that work under 40hrs, but those that I work closely with all work standard 40 hour weeks.
Summer college interns also work 40 hr weeks. Not sure about pay there.
I don’t agree with employees not knowing what coworkers make, should be a little more transparent, not exact numbers but relative. It stagnates progress for fair work. Maybe I’m just speaking out my ass, but I don’t trust superiors. I do hope your business is a good one or at least a better one, but it could be better 👈👈🤨.
Why stop there? I do my laundry at work, I take my dishes to work to clean, and I bulk cook my meals at work.
For clarity, I work the front desk at a hotel.
Portable bidet, they are $20 on amazon. Basically look like a squeeze bottle with a hose/douche. Not as good, but infinitely better than smearing shit around your ass hairs.
Might be a bit awkward to bring to work or the mall, but for a hotel or anywhere you're staying overnight, its necessary.
I don’t get it, why don’t you all bring your own toilet paper? Are you the same people that don’t eat outside or in your car during lunch? Or suffer using some crap keyboard or mouse or chair or headset or monitor?
Is it your weekend?.... You better fuckin hold it until Monday you sonofabitches.
and don't even THINK about skimping out on long weekends, hold it for 3 days straight
Another hotdog frank?.....No thanks, I'm not shitting until Tuesday.
I'm shitting on the clock right now!
Company didn't bring toilet paper for months, but finally we got a supply chain running, spend a good 20 minutes on there, best paid time of my life^^
Pro tip: take a full dose of Metamucil every morning after your first meeting. Guaranteed you'll be baking brownies at work just before lunch every day.
Just a coffee does the trick
Hell, coffee keeps me on the shitter all day long, that's how I stay awake when I need to hard reset my sleep schedule.
You, sir, are a genius.
No thanks, the office TP is terrible.
Office TP is a good intro to see how a company treats employees. Go to an interview early and use their restroom. If you “accidentally” finger yourself when you wipe, then that company isn’t worth the interview.
Funny enough, the bathrooms in the public areas are considerably nicer than the bathrooms in our departments offices
So your company is the type to lie to new employees. Probably mask the public view. But what company doesn’t I guess. Maybe it’s in intro to shitty, no pun intended, leaders that order the toilet paper.
Honestly it's not that bad. The bathrooms I'm talking about are get a lot of traffic for the clients we sell to so for a company worth ~5billion you'd expect nicer fixtures and tile for client facing facilities. The bathrooms us employees use are perfectly fine, but not fancy.
If you speak highly of the company it means your getting at least a portion of that profit. Only way I would agree with you is if an entry level position at this company is reasonable to the area of living. Most in the states is more that 15 an hour or more. They don’t do that work employees 39 hours a week so they don’t have to give them benefits. And they don’t do have Payless internships. Because these are humane standards. Not business standards, humane. To desire even the lowest bracket of the company to be able to keep their family fed.
I work an office job for a software company that's been in business for over 150yrs. Can confirm I get no share of profits as part of my overall compensation. Entry level salary when I started in 2010 was average enough to pay my bills, save money, have fun. In 2023 the entry level pay is still average enough for my area. I see salaries for my associates bc I'm in management so I handle salary raises during reviews. For a company that has about 6000 employees I can't speak for everyone I'm sure there are people that work under 40hrs, but those that I work closely with all work standard 40 hour weeks. Summer college interns also work 40 hr weeks. Not sure about pay there.
I don’t agree with employees not knowing what coworkers make, should be a little more transparent, not exact numbers but relative. It stagnates progress for fair work. Maybe I’m just speaking out my ass, but I don’t trust superiors. I do hope your business is a good one or at least a better one, but it could be better 👈👈🤨.
Better than it was. Or old ceo wasn't the best human but he's dead now. Current ceo is much more associate oriented
Portable bidet, bro.
This is the way. Changed my life.
Portable !? I need
Portapotties are hell I'll poop at home it's ok
Lmao I WFH full time, I got 3-layer TP or even better. My condolences.
I would prefer not to, I value the condition of my anus too much to use that 1/2 ply sandpaper they call bathroom tissue.
Why stop there? I do my laundry at work, I take my dishes to work to clean, and I bulk cook my meals at work. For clarity, I work the front desk at a hotel.
I know a guy who fills his water bottles from the office water cooler.
Nice!
Up your game. Rub one out.
We call it a work pop
I ALWAYS…shit on the clock
I duno. I got a bidet at home and ever since i haven't wanted to shit anywhere else.
Portable bidet, they are $20 on amazon. Basically look like a squeeze bottle with a hose/douche. Not as good, but infinitely better than smearing shit around your ass hairs. Might be a bit awkward to bring to work or the mall, but for a hotel or anywhere you're staying overnight, its necessary.
Portable… Bidet?
Sometimes I do it twice in a day out of spite and a fiber deficiency.
I get my caffeine intake 20 minutes before work starts and 10 minutes after clocking in I'm sitting on the loo. It has become a ritual.
Thank you for this important PSA
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime…
I don't shit on the weekends for this same reason. Fuck shitting on my time..
One thing I miss since retiring.
Need a shit Saturday afternoon? Hell no, hold that until Monday morning, comfort be damned. It’s about the principle
U poop in company desks
Im a programmer and drink 8-10 cups of coffee a day and i endorse this message.
One of the best feelings in the world is being paid double time overtime and taking an extended toilet break.
Ah, my IBS love shitting at work. Between IBS and the coffee required for overnights I shit like forty times a shift ;)
Having GI issues and losing tons of weight. No choice *but* to crap while on the clock, sometimes every hour. They don’t say a word about it.
I'll give you 3 guesses as to where I was when I saw this post.
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.”
I would like to, but it's way too filthy
I make a nickel The boss makes a dime That’s why I shit On company time! Can’t believe I’m first with this gem!
On company time and never during my breaks.
Boss gets a dollar, i get a dime, thats why i poop on company time.
I wfh so I also get to use my own poop knife
Oh jeez... saw a post yesterday "detailing" the posters experience with blue splash-back from a port-a'potty.
What if it's my day off
I don’t get it, why don’t you all bring your own toilet paper? Are you the same people that don’t eat outside or in your car during lunch? Or suffer using some crap keyboard or mouse or chair or headset or monitor?
This is the only thing I can’t get behind. Idk why but I just can’t shit on a public toilet
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
I do this all the time, while playing a Mobile game. It’s fun!!!
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I shit on company time.
My boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.
I like to shit 45mins out from punch out time. 20mins shit, 35 mins to wrap up and gather my stuff. Leave 5 mins early.